In this era of talent, it is a torment to learn knowledge intensively, but it is a pleasure to give answers to questions.

For this reason, we also made a lot of small stories that we talked about.

For example, the math teacher often asks Chang Jian to answer some tricky and strange questions in class, and when he doesn't know how to solve the problem, he will defend himself and say: Teacher, I use the inductive method!

For example, history teachers often ask Liu Haiyang, why don't you answer such a free question, as long as you write a few sentences casually, you can get points, Liu Haiyang always uses the answer that makes us look forward to the answer: I'm afraid of tampering with history!

For example, Principal Zhao Meili often uses the time to do exercises to preach on the podium that it is not allowed to fall in love, and every time at this time, the fat man has to answer the sentence below: Then you still force us to wear couple clothes!

For example, English teachers often arrange one or two temporary English questions and answers in lectures, as long as it is Wu Youliang's turn to answer, it must be the one that everyone returns: Excuse me?

For example, the chemistry teacher would often wake up Zheng Lei, who was sleeping, and the teacher replied directly without waiting for him to open his mouth to defend himself: Is it true that he found the periodic table in a dream again? It's a pity that you were born more than a hundred years late.

For example, in order to liven up the atmosphere, the geography teacher will often push his glasses and ask: If wetlands are compared to the kidneys of the earth, then what is the ocean? At this time, Master Xiao will always be the first to pop up and say: bladder!

For example, Brother Tai often pointed to Tian Dadonkey's nose and asked: Why can you answer such a simple question wrong? There was a boo from below: Sloppy (Ma Hu)!

Another example......

"Brother Long, what are you doing in a daze,, if you don't go out, Brother Tai will come in, you won't have a chance to go out!" Master Xiao shouted and pulled me out of my contemplation.

"I wonder if there's an easier way to solve that math problem."

"That's it, there are indeed two ways to solve the problem, I'll show you when I come back from the morning exercise." Master Xiao said with a confident look.

"Do you know why Master Xiao has so many ways to solve problems?" The fat golden man laughed obscenely on the side.

I humbly clenched my fists at the fat man and said, "Please teach the master, I would like to hear about it!" ”

Master Xiao had a headache when he saw the two of us coming together, and said in his heart: Any one of these two bad friends will give people a headache for a long time, and there will definitely be nothing good to get together at this time!

The golden fat man patted me on the shoulder, and said to me as he walked: "Do you know why Master Xiao is often constipated, because the master's intestines are more curved, to put it bluntly, there are more flowery intestines, so there are more ways to think about problems!" ”

"I don't think ivory can come out of your mouth!" Master Xiao said while chasing the golden fat man.

"You see, when I got to the point, the dog jumped over the wall and started biting!" The golden fat man dodged Master Xiao's flying legs while not forgetting to tease.

Miao Da Donkey was very happy when he saw the fat man and Master Xiao beating each other, and said loudly: "The two masters say that a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, but the dog bites the dog and has a mouthful of hair, so you better stop fighting, let's fight!" ”

Tian Dadonkey's words can make the golden fat man and Xiao Dazhi angry, usually the two of them are partners to ridicule Tian Dadonkey, but I didn't expect to be caught by Tian Dadonkey this time and have the opportunity to make a profit.

I thought to myself: Now there is another good show to watch!

"Master Xiao, I seem to have heard an animal with long ears and a long face crying!" The golden fat man said to Master Xiao.

"Yes, is the cafeteria going to add a meat dish to our improved meal?" Master Xiao and the golden fat man sang and began to bury the big donkey.

"No, it should be that the canteen lacks the foot strength to grind soy milk."

"Two masters, I was wrong, and besides, I don't know where to work again in a while!" Tian Dadonkey realized the seriousness of the problem and quickly interrupted the cross talk performance of the two.

After the music of the morning exercise sounded, everyone began to move the muscles and bones, some people were meticulous, some people were so-so, some people were stiff hands and feet, some people were weak in their limbs, there were really a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people, but the most dazzling thing here was Mount Tai.

"Look at Taishan, a moment of Taijiquan, a moment of Baguazhang, a moment of taekwondo, it is definitely a generation of grandmasters!" Master Xiao teased while doing exercises.

After Master Xiao said this, we couldn't help but look at Mount Tai a few more times, and sure enough, as Master Xiao said, Mount Tai switched back and forth between various martial arts with ease.

"I think Tarzan is a moment of ballet, a moment of Latin, a moment of hip-hop!" The fat golden man offered his different opinion.

"You two can really pull it, I think Taishan is practicing the Divine Fist with his arms, and the swan dance steps on his feet, only in this way can I explain why his movements are wild and elegant, but a pair of soft feet can support a masculine chest!" I followed suit.

As soon as I finished speaking, the group of people in the back row laughed up, and then imitated the movements of Mount Tai.

Taishan's scalp was numb when we saw it, and he was still at a loss when he suddenly became a local leader, and said in his heart: Look at my dry hair, is the crotch line open?

Tarzan thought of this and quickly looked down, but didn't notice anything unusual. At this time, Tian Da Donkey imitated Taishan being too involved, and also looked down at the crotch of his pants, making Master Xiao and the golden fat man almost cramp in their stomachs.

In fact, I almost bowed my head, and then I thought about this jumping movement as if there was no action to bow my head before I woke up, it turned out that this was Taishan's private action, and almost became the laughing stock of others, it was really self-inflicted!

At noon, I went to the communication room to pick up the letter, and received a letter from Yangyang, the third middle school in the city, which read:

Dragon, see the word as face. Happy to receive my letter, am I the only one thinking about you? You big badass, you haven't thought to write to me for so long.

Everything is fine here, but I am always sleepy in class and want to sleep, because the teachers are some old men and old ladies who have been hired back, and they speak softly, and the lectures make people unable to lift their spirits.

Also, the atmosphere of the school is not as good as our junior high school, and there is no bosom friend to talk to. I still miss you, Zhou Hao, Xiang Yang, Shen Yan, Teacher Wu, etc., and miss the days when everyone struggled day by day. At that time, I felt that going to school was always a happy thing, and we were all on the same page in everything we did together.

Some people have been in poor health, so you must pay attention to your body and add more nutrition when the weather is cold.

I really don't know if it's right or wrong to come here, nothing happened that made me happy, I heard that you did well in your midterm exam, come on, you're the best in our class. You didn't come to see me, I'm not happy. Then I'll go and see you.

Yesterday I called Zhou Hao's BP machine, and he called me back, we discussed preparing to see you next Sunday, don't look forward to it.

^_^Yang

I wrote back:

Yang:

I'm very happy to hear from you, why didn't I think about you, didn't I just write to you, did you come, it seems that we really have a good understanding, hahaha!

The letters you asked me to forward to Xiang Yang and Shen Yan have been successfully forwarded.

I did okay in my midterm exam, but I didn't have the ideal I imagined. You also have to refuel, don't sleep all the time, think of something positive to cheer yourself up.

Xiang Yang and Shen Yan, they have grown taller, and they are no longer the little people they were in junior high school, and we also talked about you and Zhou Hao and Li Meng. You have to be good, eat fat, don't lose weight, hahaha!

When you and Zhou Hao come over, we will invite you to dinner.

Well, just write here.

Great Dragon

After writing and sealing it, let Li Ming, a dormitory student, take it to the off-campus and deliver it.

In this ultra-high-pressure learning environment, every day is tormented, and it is difficult to survive until the weekend.

In the fourth class on Sunday, I was still silent in the fun of solving a math problem, and before I knew it, I had been out of school for a long time.

"Xi Xiaolong is not there?" A guy slammed the front door of the class and shouted.

"Surprise me, you second goods! Shen Yan, why are you so loud? "I looked up and saw a sparsely populated group coming in.

"Aren't you afraid that you, a talented man, won't hear it?" Shen Yan said seriously.

"How did you get in?" I said happily.

Yang Yang's little face was red from the cold, and he blinked his big eyes and said excitedly: "Guess? ”。

"yes, guess what?" Zhou Hao also coaxed.

"You must have jumped over the wall?" I replied pretending to be serious.

"you, jumping over the wall is a lot of money! We took advantage of the crowd at noon, so it's amazing. Li Meng said and hugged me.

"Let's go, I'll invite you to dinner and let you feel the cafeteria of our school." I took them and walked out.

Xiang Yang quit and yelled at me: "How can you ask for it alone, you want to steal the credit?" ”

"Where is it, I will cook and you will cook, and Shen Yan will make soup. Yang Yang, Zhou Hao and Li Meng are responsible for eating. "I make the most of my.

"Why do I make soup?" Shen Yan stopped doing it again.

"Let's please!" Yangyang was amused by me, and said happily.

We talked and laughed all the way to the cafeteria, and found a table in a corner that didn't affect others.

After a while, Shen Yan, Xiang Yang and I, the three landlords, greeted a table of dishes, all of which were the mainstream cuisines of the school.

"Wow, there's Kung Pao Chicken, my favorite." Yang Yang shouted.

"I like sauerkraut." Li Meng picked up the chopsticks and said.

"Do you still have two cylinders at home? Wait for the holiday to come home so that you can eat enough. Zhou Hao laughed.

"I'm not a pig, I can eat two tanks." Li Meng was not angry, and said casually.

"It's been a long time, let's do one." Shen Yan picked up the bowl of seaweed egg drop soup and said.

"You're such a talent, you did it, we're free." I picked up the bowl of nori egg drop soup and smiled.

"Okay, we're free." Yang Yang followed and coaxed.

"You guys really can!" Shen Yan said that he grunted a bowl of soup, and we couldn't afford to eat when we laughed.

"Wait a minute!" Li Meng went back with two bowls of soup, both of which were placed next to Shen Yan.

"I'll mention it this time, Yang Yang is free, and the rest of the men are done!" Li Meng smiled evilly.

"You think it's beer, huh?" Shen Yan was not happy.

"We did it, and if it was a man, it would be drunk, and you could do it." I took the lead in a bowl of soup.

"Yes, you can do it." Xiang Yang and Zhou Hao also drank badly.

"Ahem, are you playing with me?" Shen Yan reluctantly drank another bowl, and at this time, the eyes of the surrounding diners were also attracted by our laughter.

"Yangyang, eat less!" I said evilly.

"You're annoying! You want to die, don't you? Yang Yang angrily raised his small fist and hit me on the arm.

"Ah, serious injuries! You're definitely 60 kg. "I clutched my arm and made a gesture of injury.

"You're not done yet, are you? People are starting to lose weight, you say. "Yang Yang got up and was going to punch and kick me.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, you dissipate your anger." I laughed as I got up and ran behind Xiang Yang.

"Xiangyang, you give a comment, she always says about me, isn't it wrong?" Yang Yang pointed to us angrily and said.

"Dalong, this is your fault, people are really heavy, and you can't always say it, everyone knows it." Xiang Yang had an old-fashioned face, and when he said the second half of the sentence, his face couldn't hold back, and he laughed along.

"You two are bullying each other, aren't you? If that's the case, I'll ignore you! Yang Yang said angrily with a red face.

In fact, I like to joke with Yang Yang the most, because she has never really been angry with me, but Yang Yang's shy and angry expression has made me find a value of existence, a sense of pride in being born a boy.

"Just kidding, just kidding, let's not mention this stubble, change the subject." Zhou Hao grinned while playing the round.

"I heard that you are going to focus on the third year of high school next semester, is it true?" Shen Yan drank his fill and finally spoke.

"Well, I wonder if some people welcome me?" Yang Yang glared at me and said.

Looking at Yangyang's big eyes staring at me, I actually knew very well in my heart: she was deliberately testing me, and I wanted to know what my attitude towards her was, and whether I felt a little other than my classmates.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome." I was the first to jump.

"Welcome leaders to visit and guide." Xiang Yang stood up and pretended to give a military salute.

"If you two don't go to the sketch, you'll be succumbing." Yang Yang sneered disdainfully, with a trace of dissatisfaction on his face.

"The two of them can play a sketch, one is funny, the best combination!" Shen Yan pointed at the two of us and said.

I put my arm around Xiang Yang's shoulders and made a victory gesture towards Yang Yang and Shen Yan, and then said: "I am sympathetic to each other and have the same interests, and the mountains and rivers meet the soulmate!" ”

Unexpectedly, Yang Yang jokingly asked at this time: "What about us?" ”

I said in my heart: I'm really afraid of something, this really makes me unable to answer, I do have a good impression of Yangyang beyond the relationship between classmates, but I don't know to what extent.

I pulled Yang Yang between me and Xiang Yang, and then patted her on the shoulder as well and said, "We are three stinkers, and one Zhuge Liang!" ”

"Humph! You stink! Yang Yang was very dissatisfied with such an answer, but he didn't dwell too much.

I secretly pinched a cold sweat: it can be regarded as a blind pass!

Shen Yan squinted his eyes beside him, and he was already laughing sheepishly.

After drinking and eating, our group went out of school, wandering aimlessly and unscrupulously nonsense, anyway, the commercial street is very close to the school, accompany Zhou Hao to see the clothes, accompany Xiangyang to see the shoes or something.

In the blink of an eye, it's almost time for self-study in the evening, and we are still talking at the school gate.

As the bell rang, I, Xiang Yang, and Shen Yan dragged into the school, Yang Yang looked at us outside the gate, her little face was still red, and her eyes were covered with a layer of mist, and my heart was melted by her at this moment.

When I turned to leave, the mist in Yangyang's eyes finally accumulated to a critical point and fell.

"Dalong, I miss you." Yang Yang said with tears in his eyes.

"It's a holiday in a few days, and we'll get back together then." I was also infected by her tears, and I was very sad, so I could only find some meaningless words to comfort her casually.

"Eun, I know, but I just feel uncomfortable." Yang Yang said with a sob.

"If you don't marry before you turn 30, I'll marry you." I don't know why such a sentence suddenly came out, and even I was startled.

The tears in Yangyang's eyes were so clear and crystal clear like the morning dew under the morning sun, so exquisite, and they fell silently to the ground, and they fell like gold and stone on my heart.

At this moment, I seemed to be standing on the top of a mountain in the early morning, watching the dew condensed in the night gently dripping on the petals, through which I saw the first rays of light in this world, warm and soft; Through it, the brilliant and psychedelic colorful aurora is refracted and flows freely under the Arctic pillar, which is gorgeous and unforgettable; Through it, I felt the throbbing from the bottom of my heart, the throbbing that evolved to the extreme, and that was heartache. I reached out to stop it from falling, but found it in vain, it still slipped through my fingers and dripped down, leaving a wet footprint on the parched land, and it was this imprint that was deeply seared on my heart, although it was short, but it created an eternal memory.

But none of us thought that there was still a seed lying under this moist imprint, waiting for the rain and dew to take root and sprout.

The sun gradually rising in the distance shines on the whole earth, peaceful and warm, everything in this world is greedily sucking its nutrients, the rhythm of life is becoming more and more intense, at this moment I have become a wisp of wind, sweeping across the earth, blowing over the hills, walking through the forest of cicadas and birdsong, brushing the dripping grass, it wordlessly nodded to indicate that it has responded to my existence......

I don't know how much time passed, and suddenly I was pierced by the rising sun and couldn't open my eyes, and I returned to reality in a daze, it turned out that the street lights were lit up in the dark at night, pulling me back from the momentary hallucination. I said goodbye to Yangyang and forgot how I got back to the classroom.

After many years in the dream, the seed of silence has broken through the ground, whether it was the dream situation that prompted me to say those words, or whether these words caused the dream situation to arise, the entangled cause and effect formed a huge Möbius circle, in which I kept searching, but could not find where the beginning was and where the end was.