In the blink of an eye, four classes passed, and lunch time came, and I stood by the window and saw the magnificent army of eating, among which there were many vigorous leaders rushing towards the canteen at a speed of 100 meters.

Seeing this situation, I can't help but sigh: how many athletes have been trained, and my main focus and unique education method is extraordinary.

Yun Fan and Xiao Yu were tired of crooking for a while, and after about 20 minutes, me, Dongdong, Wu Qiong and his two small eating gang walked to the cafeteria together. Now such small groups of three or five eating gangs can be seen everywhere.

One of us made two dishes, and the dishes of the five people were not very similar, and everyone changed to eat, which is also a good way not to get tired of eating, but the dish in the cafeteria is Kung Pao chicken without chicken and sauerkraut pork belly without meat every day, and no one can eat the taste.

At the entrance of the canteen, a pair of gilded couplets were made with wooden boards: It is rare for people to win people's hearts, and it is difficult for people to adjust people's mouths

Master Xiao will ridicule every time he comes here: I think it should be changed to, it is rare for people to offend people, and it is difficult for people to block people's mouths

The school does not allow boarding students to leave the school, including after school hours, in the name of management needs. This has created the inertia of the canteen owner, a dominant family, who can do whatever he wants, with a single recipe, less meat and meat, unwashed vegetarian dishes, less rice in porridge, less oil in vegetables, and so on.

Some school management seems to have deliberately indulged in this behavior of the cafeteria, resulting in too many complaints from students about the cafeteria, but there is also a possibility that we have eaten for a long time, and the taste of the cafeteria has changed from the initial liking to the current disgust.

"Brother Long has a drink!" After eating, Dongdong said to me with a smile.

At this moment, I was completely stunned, her voice was so crisp and pleasant, as warm and warm as the early spring sun; Her smile is so charming, like the aroma of aged wine is intoxicating.

"Why is Brother Long unwilling?" Dongdong saw me looking at her stupidly, her face turned red to the root of her ears, and she hurriedly reminded.

"Brother Long drank a bowl of seaweed egg drop soup!" Yun Fan shook his hand in front of me as he spoke.

"No problem, you have to please!" I came to my senses and immediately replied, although this kind of time is thousands of people I must go.

"Why, we don't speak well? When others blush, they will treat them! Xiaoyu next to him had a cunning light in his eyes, and he was completely coaxing.

"You hate it!" Dongdong said and quarreled with Xiaoyu.

"What's the matter, didn't I just drink soup and stuff it between my teeth, and I was about to buckle my teeth?" I quickly.

"Yes, Brother Long, do we say please?" Wu Qiong was scattering the wind and lighting the fire on the side, not afraid of big things.

"Whereever, whereever! Anyone who speaks is easy to use. I hid my embarrassment while enjoying their teasing.

went to the canteen store and found that Wang Jing was holding a bottle of freshly opened Youyou milk in one hand, and there was still a trace of white milk foam at the corner of her mouth.

"Wang Jing is a rich man, open the bow left and right, and hold two bottles of milk in his hand!" I joked out of my mind.

"No, no, I only bought one bottle, and the second bottle was redeemed, and it was easy to win." Wang Jing explained shyly with a slightly hoarse voice.

"Damn, and this good thing, I'll try it too."

Saying that I also bought a bottle, I opened the cap of the bottle and accidentally found "another bottle", so I redeemed the prize, and so on, I spent a bottle of money to buy five bottles, and invited guests, and instantly felt that the character exploded, and the image was majestic and tall.

I couldn't close my mouth happily and said, "Come on, come on, why don't you just drink a few bottles of drinks, what a big deal!" ”

"Brother Long's blood is too little, and he should come for another 400CC." Wu Qiong was very dissatisfied with my winning, and originally wanted to make me feel distressed, but I didn't think that I was lucky and miraculously escaped this catastrophe.

"This is easy to do, let him continue to invite him tomorrow, see if he can be so arrogant?" Xiaoyu pursed her lips and said happily.

I was embarrassed by Xiaoyu's words, of course, I must not be cowardly in front of Dongdong, and said loudly: "No problem, what a big deal!" ”

"I think you're just a boiled duck with a hard mouth!" Yun Fan said while smiling and pointing at me.

In front of the counter of the commissary, you hugged me and crowded a bunch of classmates, all ready to buy drinks to redeem the prize, this feeling of taking advantage of the bargain is far greater than the actual demand for drinks.

The commissary owner and the proprietress finally realized that something was wrong, had a big fight, and then stopped the sale of Youyo Milk.

It turned out that the manufacturer was engaged in promotional activities, and the commissary would be given 1 box of all prize-winning drinks for every 10 boxes purchased, so that the boss would intersperse the sales himself, but the boss was too busy to buy and come back, so he threw it aside. The proprietress didn't ask, and directly unpacked the box full of prizes and sold it, so we continued to win the lottery later.

I have said to you: The dimples that arise when you smile are the reason for my addiction.

You smiled and said to me: The solemn expression on your face when you think is the beginning of my fall.

For a moment, I wonder if you have walked into the labyrinth of my warmth.

Get drunk, I'm just for your raised glass.

As soon as the second evening self-study class ended, Master Xiao called out to me: "Brother Long, go to the toilet, I can't hold back when I go quickly." ”

After speaking, he casually pulled a roll in the table and walked out.

"You just go to the toilet positively! The ink is toxic, don't lose the big because of the small. I got up and gave Master Xiao a punch, and by the way, I went out for a walk with him, I repeated it with a mean smile on my face.

"If it has a bactericidal effect, wouldn't it kill three birds with one stone? Not only wiped the butt and disinfected, but also solved the problem of waste paper has no place to put it, the only fly in the ointment is a little hard, and the school proposed to use some soft paper next time. The master lifted his pants and hurried towards the toilet.

"As you wish, you will respond to your request, and I will talk to Brother Tai tomorrow."

"Your sister, you're playing with a dead hand! Brother Tai already looked at me unpleasantly, and if you say that, you can't kill me. ”

"Hahaha......"

Our building is a small single building, there is no indoor toilet, you have to go to the aqua toilet on the north side or go to the toilet in the main building, the aqua toilet is the kind of brick simple toilet, a wall under the beam separates men and women, and the beam part is connected. Master Xiao arrived at the toilet and quickly found a place to squat.

A group of thugs smoked cigarettes and threw their cigarette butts to the other side of the wall.

"Who, pervert!" From the other side came the girl's frightened screams.

Hearing the screams, the thugs were even more energetic, laughing lewdly, no wonder there were so few girls who came to the dry toilet to go to the toilet.

After going to the toilet, I quickly left this place of dirt and dirt, and waited outside for Master Xiao, and waited until the class bell rang before Master Xiao came out of it with his pants unfinished.

"Damn, it's not cool, the recess is too short." Master Xiao muttered as he tied his trouser belt.

"You're always fucking constipated, is it too much ink and blocked?" I scoffed.

"Who is like you, you can take four steps to go to the toilet, take off your pants, shit, wipe your buttocks, and leave. I can't learn your plugging style. The master quickly mocked me.

"The ink is toxic!" I don't forget to remind Master Xiao again.

"Wouldn't you just use the opposite? Do you remember what I told you last time, I took an outline to the toilet before the final exam, and I looked at the knowledge points on it when I was bored, and I took several exams. Master Xiao said nonchalantly.

I clasped my fists and saluted Master Xiao and said, "A master is a master, and the light you exude can illuminate the entire era!" Little brother please obey! ”

……

Master Xiao is a genius, everywhere you go can find the toilet in the shortest possible time, Master Xiao summed up its method as: first look at feng shui, predict the direction of the toilet according to the direction of the building and the layout of the space, and then reconfirm it according to the fast and slow flow direction of the people around him, and finally rely on his natural intuition to directly locate and be hit.

Damn, I really can't master this skill, if Master Xiao wants to study archaeology or something, will he write a book dedicated to the study of archaeological experience in digging tombs? But Master Xiao has really thoroughly studied these, urine, reactions, and so on.

Many years after the dream, Master Xiao became a chemist, specializing in medicinal chemistry, judging by such clues, it seems that the dream is reliable.

After the evening self-study, I rarely asked Dongdong to go back to the dormitory together, and I didn't dare to speak when I saw her face stiff, for fear of setting the powder keg on fire.

When I got to the dormitory, I couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong, sad face?" ”

Dongdong hugged the book and replied to me: "I didn't do well in the random test this time, and I was irritable." ”。

"The random test will not be counted in the score, you are so smart, don't worry, take your time, you will definitely be able to do well in the final term!" I didn't know what to say, so I was looking for something to comfort.

"You don't understand!" Dongdong obviously ignored me, and said that he entered the door of the bedroom first, which made me baffled.

I muttered to myself: I really can't guess what is going on in the girl's mind, and don't guess.

When I returned to the dormitory, I took out a special jar for instant noodles, and went to the downstairs store to make a bowl of instant noodles, and smelled the aroma of instant noodles, which was really an indescribable happiness. But after eating it, I felt that this thing was so disgusting, and then the next day I couldn't help but want to eat it, it was really a cycle of fighting.

At night, the lights went out, Sun Yu secretly took out the radio used for the English test, squeaked and whispered Shan Tianfang's "White Eyebrows", I fell asleep under the relaxation of concentration, I dreamed that I was riding a bicycle with Dongdong to run wildly, the poplar trees on both sides of the road danced with us in the wind, everything was like a dream, false and true, I didn't know that I was a guest in the dream, a sound of greed, and I got up in the morning and found a pillow of saliva.

"My surname is Lin, everyone calls me Teacher Lin, today Mr. Wu has something, I will substitute for you in the political class, let's talk about the final exam paper of Dalian Yucai last year, and the class representative will send the paper." As he spoke, Mr. Lin took out a white handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe it on the top of his shiny head.

"The reason for choosing ABC for this question is that under the development situation of China's rapid modernization, it is ......," Mr. Lin gushed about.

Everyone is confused below, shaking their heads, nodding, scratching their heads, and patting their heads are all here, and it feels like the time is so long.

"Ah, students, I'm sorry, I read the wrong answer just now, I just read the answer from Shenyang Experimental Middle School, let's talk about it again." Mr. Lin was still wiping his sweat vigorously on the top of his shiny head with a yellowed white handkerchief.

"I'm dizzy!" Suddenly, the scene got out of control, like a bombshell thrown into an arsenal, and the smoke of gunpowder rose everywhere, and the flames soared into the sky.

At this time, Mr. Lin no longer cared about the noise and doubts below, and completed the class mechanically and dedicatedly.

This was the most important lesson of my life, and it taught me what politics is.

After the evening self-study, I went to Master Xiao's bedroom for a stroll, and happened to see where Master Xiao was yelling: "Fuck, which of you took away the soap I used to wash my feet, and Lao Tzu still has to wash his feet."

The big guy looked at him with disdain, everyone has soap, who is rare to use your foot soap.

At this time, Taishan put a handkerchief on his shoulder, came in from outside with a basin, and threw a soap with a box under Master Xiao's bed.

"You don't say a word about my soap, you won't buy a piece yourself?" Master Xiao questioned Tarzan.

"I, I, I, I just wash my face with your soap? Look at how stingy you are. Tarzan expressed disdain for Master Xiao's stinginess.

"Damn, hahahaha" A few of us suddenly laughed so hard that we couldn't even speak.

"What are you laughing at?" After we laughed for a minute, Tarzan asked in a serious and puzzled manner.

"Call me stingy, you wash my face with the soap I used to wash my feet and don't ask me?" Master Xiao didn't even have the strength to speak.

After a while, Taishan's face was full of pimples, and he convulsed one by one and said very formally: "You use the bottom of the soap to wash your feet, and I use the top of the soap to wash my face."

Hahahaha, the laughter started again, we were completely conquered by Taishan's strange reply, we didn't have a temper at all, and we all laughed and lay on the bed.

Taishan was embarrassed to take Jin Zhongren's shampoo and turned around and went straight to the bathroom, muttering: "I remember that I haven't washed my hair yet, whose shampoo will lend me it."

"Eh, that's what I use to wash my socks." The golden fat man lay on the bed and hammered the bed and happily followed.

As soon as Taishan left, the golden fat man told the story of Taishan to the foam: Taishan's big hobby is to like to read a lot of books, but Gao Ming never buys a book, and this person has peculiar bones, walking and running shoulders can be parallel to the ground, Yu Qian has a poem to describe him - unkempt head out of the mountains.

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter all around.

"What do you guess Tarzan has suffered the most?" Master Xiao hurriedly interjected, and I was immediately stunned.

"Make a long-distance call!" Chang Jian replied quickly.

"You talk a lot, and you listen to me." The golden fat man said very unhappily when he saw that he was robbed.

"The night before the summer vacation last semester, we weren't too familiar with each other at that time, but we all agreed that we all felt that Tarzan was too annoying, and we should beat him up to let him know his mistakes. I don't know where Taishan came from, I went to the toilet with the lights out, and I didn't come out for more than an hour, and when he returned to the bedroom, we saw that he was scared and was about to cry, just when we were about to shoot, Taishan spoke: Why-why-to-beat-me-ah? Depend on! When these words were mispronounced, we were all stupid, at a loss, and finally gave up on the action. ”

"Guan Liangyu later said something that made us collapse: We can't attack such a weak man, even if we do, it is a very cheap thing." Master Xiao grabbed the white again.

With bursts of laughter we gradually fall asleep, under such great study pressure, we care about every moment of light, like a meteor across the sky, we each have a longing for a silent prayer, many years later we may forget the things and things under the night sky, but that initial touch, the truest voice is quietly become eternal.

In the dream, Taishan repeated his studies due to poor grades in the college entrance examination. This is all a matter of where and where, I am confused, and it should be more than wrong to be admitted to a college with Taishan's results.

Half a day of class on Sunday morning, and a rare half day left for us in the afternoon to go out and buy something to take a bath, in the words of Master Xiao, this is called letting off the wind.

Maybe it's been too long in school, the fourth class on Sunday morning began to dissipate, and the atmosphere in the room was inexplicably restless, everyone was planning how to spend this half afternoon and communicating with the surrounding classmates and then revising, planning to enjoy this precious time in groups.

I went back to the dormitory, sorted out towels, soap and other toiletries, and went to take a bath with Wu Qiong, and after taking a shower, I read books in Xinhua Bookstore for a while.

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Qiong and I ate two plates of beef dumplings at the vegetable market stall, and we just finished eating Master Xiao and Jin Fatzi also came to eat.

In the words of Master Xiao: The dishes in the canteen are pure boiling water and boiled cabbage, and then a little salt is added, and the clear soup and little water are faded out of the mouth.

The fat man invited us to have two bottles with them, and I said that I had just eaten a belly of beef dumplings, but it was difficult but disrespectful, so I drank them together, and Wu Qiong sat and watched us talk nonsense, and the wine was not eaten.

The golden fat man chanted a poem with a bottle of beer: "Xinfeng wine fights ten thousand, how many years have the Xianyang rangers, and the spirit of meeting is the king's drink, and the horses are high-rise buildings and weeping willows." ”

Master Xiao saw that the golden fat man was reciting poems, and he also searched his intestines and scraped his stomach for a whole poem: "The two of them drink the mountains and flowers, cup after cup, I am drunk and sleepy, and the Ming Dynasty intends to hold the qin." ”

These two people were still drinking very hard, and I asked Master Xiao with a smile: "There are two problems in your poem, one is that we are four people and not two, of course, if Wu Qiong and I didn't come before, it would be unsatisfactory." Second, this doesn't fit your style, there should be and urine in the poem to be perfect. ”

Master Xiao loosened his trouser belt and said to me, "Don't talk about those, you can have one if you have the ability." ”

Before Master Xiao finished speaking, the fat man knocked on the wine glass with chopsticks and began to coax.

I picked up the wine glass and drank it up, and then said: "The beauty in red and the friend in white, the same song and twilight wine, the world says that I love Chang'an, but in fact, I only love Chang'an." ”

The golden fat man drank another glass and said: "Li Bai has a hundred poems, and he sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City." The Son of Heaven couldn't get on the boat, and claimed that his ministers were immortals in wine. ”

I toasted another glass and said, "Three cups of Torano, Wuyue is light." After the eyes are dazzled and the ears are hot, the spirit is born. ”

Master Xiao applauded and said, "You two are quite pee, and you have a whole set of words." It's just that they are all created by others, and there is nothing to be awesome about! ”

The golden fat man was reluctant and said, "I said Master Xiao, do you mean that you can be completely original?" ”

I also coaxed: "Yes, you are awesome and your whole original!" One of us drinks one bottle of the whole thing, and you can't drink two bottles. ”

Master Xiao was defeated by the two of us, loosened his trouser belt, stood up and picked up the wine glass, walked around the stall three times, and said with his fingers: "Yes, there are thousands of cups of wine for confidants, and there is a shortage of people on the table to find the toilet." Don't speculate for more than half a sentence, don't raise a glass and don't be verbose! ”

"Hahaha......"

I, Jin Fatzi, and Wu Qiong were so amused by Master Xiao's crooked poem that the wine in our mouths almost squirted onto the stall.

Master Xiao sat on a stool and pointed at the two of us and said, "Hurry up and drink, don't be a fool with a bottle per person." ”

I laughed enough and said to Master Xiao: "You are reprocessing, at most half an original, drink a fart." ”

"Half an original, you two drink half a bottle alone!"

The golden fat man picked up the wine handed over by Wu Qiong and said, "I said Wu Qiong, why don't you talk if you don't drink?" ”

Wu Qiong picked up the wine bottle and opened another one for me, and said with a smile: "Didn't Master Xiao say it?" Don't be verbose if you don't raise your glass, I'm still a bird who doesn't drink! ”

The golden fat man and I were amused by the half-original that Master Xiao racked his brains to come up with, and one person drank half a bottle of beer, and then it was another idle meal, but Master Xiao kept running to the toilet, which really responded to his own crooked poem "There is a shortage of people on the table to find the toilet!" ”

At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, we returned to the classroom in a daze, and no one cared about the self-study at this time, all by consciousness, and the students in the classroom gathered together in twos and threes to chat and laugh.

Dongdong saw me coming back, and also leaned on the table next to me and stared at me with her big eyes, I was drunk and didn't know what I said, in short, I was very happy, Dongdong could take the initiative to chat with me for too little time, and every time I cherished it.

Brother Tai made an exception for us to watch a movie with a projector in the evening, the content was selected by Shen Muze, Shen Muze brought several DVDs, and began to want to watch "A Thousand Machine Changes", just watched it for five minutes, Brother Tai stopped watching the movie because it was not suitable for students, and replaced it with "Heroes of Heaven and Earth", and the martial arts special effects were not bad.

Brother Tai's amnesty this time is equivalent to the landlord's old wealth giving bonuses to long-term workers, which is even lower than the chance of winning a lottery ticket. So much so that every time this movie was mentioned in the days to come, the faces of the classmates exuded an indescribable sense of happiness, and even the most talkative Hong Liang had to interject and chat a few words.

This reminds me of the time when I was appreciating Chinese last semester, Brother Tai showed us a screenshot of Dream of Red Mansions in class, one of which was a clip of Lin Daiyu crying and rubbing her eyes with a handkerchief. made our gang of rough men laugh, so angry that Brother Tai beat his chest and scolded: Dream of Red Mansions is a tyrannical thing to show you!

said it three times in a row.

Whenever we stop at the top of the mountain and look back at the road we have walked underfoot, we find that all the ups and downs are just a stone that has not been conquered, and we will eventually step on it. Our strong confidence and hundredfold efforts are the axes that overcome thorns and thorns, leading us to move forward bravely; And unbridled laughter is the support of the earth, ensuring that we do not fall when we are vulnerable.