When I went out of the dormitory in the morning, I saw that the small blackboard in the hall said that 3 points were deducted for making a loud noise after the lights went out in the dormitory of XX class 02.

"There's a drama to watch now," Brother Fan had a gloating expression, "It must be that they were caught watching a meteor shower last night!" ”

Su Zitao, a very legendary figure in my class, because he is particularly able to eat, we all call him Fanfan, but I generally don't call him "number", and affectionately call him "Brother Fan" with a more refined attitude. Brother Fan is an all-rounder, mathematics, Chinese, English which subject is very good, Guan Liangyu has asked him many times for English knowledge, and called him master, I have also asked for advice many times, but later because Brother Tai sent me to the bitter cold land of the frontier, the opportunity for contact gradually decreased.

In my dream, I barely passed the college entrance examination with a very poor English score, and if I were still sitting in the front of the class, would there be many opportunities to ask other students for advice, and my grades would be better!

Brother Fan doesn't like to speak, and his speed of speech is slow, but he speaks very annoyingly, which is the legendary type of nothing to look for. The biggest attraction is his sparkling black hair, and I often make fun of him by saying that whether he washes his hair or not depends entirely on whether it rains or not.

"You must have told them that there was a meteor shower last night, and then they didn't sleep at night to watch the meteor shower," Brother Fan stabbed me without smiling at the face.

"You're looking for a cigarette," I was like a cat with its tail stepped on, "don't fucking talk nonsense, if Brother Tai finds out that I said it, you won't have to pull my tendons and pick my skin."

Last Tuesday, Liu Fat Man didn't know where to get a newspaper saying that the meteor shower on the night of the 19th, my mouth was about to publicize it, in fact, I didn't say that everyone would know about it, it turned out that the news about the meteor shower in the past week was overwhelming, if Brother Tai was in a bad mood and had to catch the initiator, wouldn't I be unlucky.

"Invite me to dinner, and I won't say what you said." Brother Fan took the opportunity to threaten me, and sure enough, it was Brother Fan, and all he thought about was rice.

I gave Brother Fan a thumbs up, "Count you ruthless, the meal card will be given to you, I won't go to the cafeteria, Fat Liu promised to bring me food yesterday, you look at the flowers."

"Brother Long is so generous!" Brother Fan didn't forget to ridicule me.

I turned and walked towards the classroom, scolding in my heart, "When I catch your pigtails, I'll you hard." ”

After a while, Brother Fan walked up to my seat with a packet of walnut milk in his mouth and threw the meal card to me, "Breakfast is good, why don't you eat it, by the way, I bought a packet of milk by the way, and tell you." ”

"If you don't tell me, I saw it." I put away my meal card with a dark face.

As expected, Brother Tai studied early and came to the class early, the class was quiet and terrible, Jin Zhongren, Master Xiao, Guan Liangyu, Chang Jian, Taishan, Liangzai, Xiaoshi, Zhao Mo and other eight classmates looked at the book absentmindedly with bitter and hateful faces, quietly watching the storm.

"The little deflated calves in the boy's 02 dormitory will get out of here." Brother Tai roared, and the cloudy sea finally ushered in the first thunderstorm.

"The wind roared, the thunder roared, and Haiyan believed that the clouds could not hide the sun." The fat man read the poem in a low voice.

In this situation, we were all amused by this changed quote, but we didn't dare to laugh, so we only stuck our heads in the pile of books and covered our mouths, and secretly gave a thumbs up to the fat man.

Jin Zhongren led the team, and the group walked out of the classroom crookedly.

"Who's on duty today?" Brother Tai didn't go out immediately, as if he wanted to catch a few more and judge them together, "Don't you know how to erase the blackboard?" ”

Guan Meng stood up, opened his mouth wide and replied, "Teacher, I'm on duty, didn't you come in just when you arrived in the classroom, I'll wipe it." ”

After that, Guan Meng hurriedly ran over to wipe the blackboard, and Brother Tai glared at him fiercely and didn't say anything.

Speaking of Guan Meng, this classmate seems to have severe rhinitis, when he speaks and gasps at the same time, he leans his neck and opens his mouth wide to pronounce from his throat, snorting, and the people next to him can clearly see the root of his tongue.

When Brother Tai walked to the back rows of our seats, he flipped through the table and table one by one, fortunately, everyone is usually very vigilant, and all martial arts, magazines, and comics have changed their covers or hidden in the depths of the bookshelf. After turning around and not catching a single unlucky guy, he walked up to me and said, "Xi Xiaolong, you come out with me." ”

"Fuck, someone didn't betray me!" I cursed in my heart, and followed Brother Tai to her office in fear.

The eight classmates who had gone out before were muttering something in the corridor, and when they saw Brother Tai come out, they immediately stood on the front wall and stopped talking, I stuck out my tongue at them behind Brother Tai, and these guys stared at me with slanted eyes, and when Brother Tai turned around and entered the office, they made an exaggerated laughing gesture at the same time, as if to say that I was more unlucky than them.

"Do you still have classmates from Class 2 in your dormitory?" Brother Tai sat in his chair and asked me without lifting his eyelids.

"Yes, there are five people in the dormitory, in addition to me and Sun Yu, Wang Jing also has two classmates from the second class." I finally let go of my hanging heart, swallowed my saliva and answered Brother Tai's question.

Brother Tai looked at me with deep eyes, "Last month's excellent dormitory evaluation, your dormitory and the girl's 01 dormitory earned all the money for the class, and the dormitory director was rewarded with 15 yuan per person, provided that it can only be used to buy books, go back and tell Yang Xue, I won't look for her, you continue to work hard, don't know to cause trouble every day like those deflated calves outside." ”

I didn't forget to respond with praise and affirmation, "Thank you, teacher!" We will continue to work hard to bring glory to our class. ”

"Go back! Let the little calves outside the door in. "Brother Tai seems to have other topics to talk to me, but I don't know why the words came to my mouth and swallowed back.

"Hmm!" I turned around and went out.

When Jin Zhongren and the others saw me coming out, they all gathered around, wanting to find out what Brother Tai was talking about, obviously Brother Tai didn't leave us time to communicate.

"Brother Tai let you little calves in." I pointed at them in Brother Tai's tone.

"Talking about us, you're no better than us, tell me what happened to you?" Master Xiao gave me a punch in the back.

"That's it, hurry up and talk about it." Little Stone also gave me a punch.

"Don't do it, don't do it, I'm really not guilty, you guys pray first, and then hurry in." I squeezed out of their encirclement.

"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!" Guan Liangyu folded his hands in a serious manner and recited a Buddha name.

"God forbid, Amen!" Chang Jian reverently tapped his fingers on his left and right shoulders and on his head.

"Hahaha......" Everyone held their stomachs and laughed silently for a while, the haze was swept away, and they each straightened their collars, ready to go to righteousness generously.

Jin Zhongren took the lead and rushed in, and then he heard Brother Tai say, "Zheng Lei, you close the door." ”

I was supposed to go back to the classroom, but this time the door was closed, and no one knew if I didn't go back, anyway, the teacher called me out, so it was better to just listen to how they were cleaned up at the door, and if the principal came, he would pretend to be punished.

The strange thing was that the office had been quiet since they entered, and the eerie atmosphere was like the silence before the storm, dark and solemn, like a dark cloud covering the top, and it took about five minutes or so for Tai Ge to start speaking.

"The little deflated calves are all capable, aren't they?" Brother Tai roared on the ground, so frightened that my head almost hit the door while I was eavesdropping.

"Did I remind you of my self-study last night? Sleep well, don't watch meteor showers, talk to me as a fart, don't you? Brother Tai's tone fluctuated.

"Look at your results, one by one the exams are like a bear, you don't have a long face, you don't say anything, and you smear the class every day, how can there be a seedling like Tsinghua University and Peking University? The results are not good, and the calves are all canned kings, and the more they are raised, the more they shrink! Brother Tai slapped his hand on the table and pointed at them in confusion and scolded.

Although I eavesdropped outside the door, I also felt that Brother Tai's tone was like a monstrous wave rushing towards me, and the spitting stars must be wave after wave washing away those unlucky eggs.

It dawned on me that Brother Tai's face was black every day because there were no seedlings from Tsinghua University and Peking University in the class, and the first two sessions were out, and it was our turn to look useless if there was no one in this class!

"Xiao Dazhi, look at you, you're blind with snot every day, don't think I don't know that you made small moves in class......" Brother Tai began to break through after finishing the group attack, it may be that Xiao Dazhi's father saw that Brother Tai didn't shoot her, so he first took Xiao Dazhi under the knife.

"And you, Jin Zhongren, there are quite a lot of problems with your grades, you can pick thorns, did you take the lead last night?" Brother Tai is obviously angry about Jin Zhongren's trouble with her in Chinese class.

"Zhao Mo, what kind of attitude do you have, you still dare to laugh when you say you, don't think I don't know you, you have a bad stomach, and you are muttering in the back all day long." Brother Tai saw Zhao Mo, who was holding back his laughter behind him, and attacked remotely.

"And you Wu Youliang, as the head of the dormitory, don't lead by example, they don't stop in time when they speak, and the crime will be added to the crime, the last time you discussed the orangutan with Zheng Lei, I haven't investigated it, and you have committed another crime in just a few days, seeing that you are really not a good person. How can I make you the head of the dormitory if I am blind! "Brother Tai launched an offensive against the pretty boy again.

"Look at the obscene bear you look like, not very tall, people are not ambitious, what is the use of pulling sheepskin with them all day long?" Brother Tai didn't forget to count Chang Jian viciously and drooped his head to look at his shoes.

"Zheng Lei, you come to the front, you tell me the truth, who led the way yesterday?" Brother Tai found Tarzan hiding behind him, and planned to open a gap from Tarzan's body.

"Teacher, teacher, I fell asleep yesterday, and I don't know who led the head." Tarzan replied vaguely.

"Then you said you didn't speak?" Brother Tai was in hot pursuit.

"I don't know anything, ahhh,......hh

"Where did you sleep? It's not a little babbling! Master Xiao interrupted Taishan without waiting for him to finish, and because of Brother Tai's presence, he removed all the spoken words in his words, but it seemed that he wanted to go up and slap Taishan.

"It's you who woke me up with the loudest voice." Taishan directly poured a basin of dirty water on Master Xiao.

"Okay, you two are not good birds, the world is as black as a crow." When Brother Tai saw that they couldn't figure anything out of the office in the office, Ma Shan interrupted their conversation.

"Wu Youliang, tell me what happened last night?" Brother Tai scolded and began to try the case.

"We all fell asleep last night, and in the middle of the night, I don't know what time it was, someone shouted in the corridor to watch the meteor shower! I woke us all up, and everyone wanted to lean on the windowsill to look out, maybe there was a sound when they got out of bed, but they didn't talk much! Liang Zai unhurriedly took out the lines numbered with everyone in advance, but no one expected Taishan to temporarily change his hexagram and wanted to be alone, it seems that he has been haunted by the "game" incident last semester.

"Can I deduct points if I don't speak? Why didn't people deduct points in their 01 bedroom? You are my three-year-old child, why don't you stop it in time? Brother Tai's face turned from red to purple, obviously very dissatisfied with the pretty boy's lines, and a series of rhetorical questions directly hit the pretty boy's words into his stomach.

"Actually, all the dormitories woke up at that time, and there was a mess of porridge, and the old man who checked the dormitory walked to us first and wrote it down." Jin Zhongren hurriedly took over the stubble.

"That's still you talking, flies don't bite seamless eggs, especially your rat, it's a pot of porridge." Brother Tai was even more unhappy when he saw Jin Zhongren speak, and his face was already covered with a layer of black charcoal, and he could drip ink at any time.

"After reading it, I'm happy, and I'm honest? A group of little kings and eight calves who actually caused trouble for me. Brother Tai began a new round of group attacks with foaming at the mouth.

After a long time, there was silence in the office.

"You little calves don't have a long memory, go back and pay 15 yuan for each person, pay Jingjing for the duty fee, write a review each, at least 500 words, hurry up, get out of the corridor for me." Brother Tai may have scolded them for being exhausted and kicked them out.

As soon as I heard that they were coming out, I quickly slipped back to the class.

"Did you go to their dorm room to watch a meteor shower?" Xiong Shengnan asked curiously when he saw me coming back.

"Look at your hands so long, they look like the bright Halley's Comet." I laughed and teased Katsuo Xiong.

"Eh, dare to say that I'm a broom star, Tingting, you get out of the way, if I don't give you a little bit of power, you won't know how many eyes my sister Xiong has." Xiong Shengnan said and rolled up his sleeves to squeeze out of the table and wrestle with me.

"I was wrong, Sister Xiong, you have two Doug Eyes full of wisdom, you better be quiet for a while, Brother Tai is coming over soon." I clenched my fists and apologized like Xiong Shengnan.

"Count you kid who knows current affairs, it's pretty much the same." Xiong Shengnan heard that Brother Tai was coming over, and quickly sat down.

"What are Doug's Eyes?" Before I could sit down, the fat man hurriedly poked me with his finger and asked softly.

"DOG, it's a dog's eye." I replied with a boo.

"Hahaha, seriously, what's the matter with you, pickled girl was arrested?" Fat Liu asked with a wicked smile.

"Did you hear Brother Tai lashing out in the office, it's exciting." Fat Liu and I took a math paper and spread it out on the table and began to chatter.

"Yes, you can hear Brother Tai's roars one after another here in the classroom, it is really earth-shattering, and the dust on the roof of the earthquake has fallen off one floor." The fat man did not forget to draw a circle on the straw paper with a pen.

"Brother Tai is estimated to be deducted from the bonus this month, isn't taking money from her pocket equivalent to snatching food, can you not be angry?" I made an inscribed triangle on the circle drawn by Liu Fatzi, and wrote a few trigonometric formulas by the way.

"Xiaolong, are you alright? I heard Brother Tai shouting quite scary, so loud, as if he was about to yell out his lungs. Tian Dadonkey turned around and threw me a note, asking by the way.

"It's okay, it's okay, Zhang Zhen doesn't think Brother Tai is terrible after listening to it too much." I perfunctory Tian Dadonkey, hurriedly opened the note, and saw that the font was written by Dongdong.

"Dragon, why did you go for so long? Didn't you go to see last night's meteor shower, did you? But I see that there is no notice on the blackboard in the dormitory that your dormitory has been deducted? Dongdong wrote three questions in a row.

"It's okay, tell them to go to training. I'm here to receive the reward, not to be punished, above the court, I'm majestic and heroic, and the glory is unlimited, is this a great title of excellent dormitory, Brother Tai rewarded the head of the dormitory with 15 yuan, but it can only be used to buy books, Brother Tai told me to keep up the good work, don't learn some bedrooms without learning skills, hahaha! After I finished writing the reply, I threw the note to Tian Da Donkey, and Tian Da Donkey helped to pass it forward.

"It's okay, it scares me to death. Congratulations, I didn't expect the cafeteria aunt to throw a rancid pie from the second floor to hit your head, are you lucky! Although the pie is broken, it can be regarded as a pie in the sky, haha! After a while, Dongdong passed it back to me, and I didn't go back to Dongdong but put the note in the special bag for the rolls to prevent anyone from finding out.

Jin Zhongren and the others stood for a morning self-study and finally came back to class, but they faced a new problem, a 500-word review, which made Master Xiao sad. Master Xiao usually writes essays in drama format, but this time changing to a review format is like a dog biting a seal, looking at a big piece of meat, and he can't eat it.

After discussion, it was agreed that it was better to write the mistake at the beginning and the end, and praise the meteor shower in the middle, otherwise it would not be possible.

So these guys took up their pens one after another, and completed this extra homework with beautiful words, the essence of pretending, regretful results, and painful repentance.

There are many amazing works in the issue, such as the beautiful boy racked his brains and used the ancient texts he learned to piece together a "Stargazing Notes" as follows:

On October 15 of the year of Renwu, when the moon is full, the stars are winged, and the meteors appear. The year is cold and snowy, and the stars are auspicious if they rain.

In the past, Cao Mengde said that the trip of the sun and the moon, if it is out of it, the stars are brilliant, if it is out of it. Today, I am fortunate to look at it, but I can abandon it and ignore it, the husband acts above board, dares to do it, and does not retreat despite being punished, and tens of millions of people go to it.

It is this scene at night, it coincides with the full seat of high friends, Tengjiao rises phoenix, all praise around it, the interest is high, this scene should only be in the fairy palace, it is rare to see a few times in the world. Occasionally, stars fall like fire, like Ge, like dreams, like fog; When Chang'e sees it, she will also recall the past, like Yi's long arrow, the sun is just around the corner, and the majestic and domineering world is unparalleled. When the moon rabbit saw it, he should pity the fireworks in the world, and forget his worries for thousands of years when he fell into the dust. Seeing its line, such as the old Jun Dan furnace dumping, the dragon fish night dance, the glow is all over the sky, and the incense is paved all over the road. Listening to its sound, if the jade of Kunshan reverberates, Jiang E cries bamboo, hibiscus cries dew, and the stone is broken and the sky is shocked.

It is this love at night, such as chasing Li Bai in the clouds, holding a magic pen in the poem, drunk fairy wine in the dream, falling on the yellow spring on the poor and blue, and the long wind covering the rivers and mountains. The ambition in his chest is paid today, and he plays the princes in the future. It's a pity that the time is short, the white horse has passed through the gap, there is no way to chase back, obscurity has the ambition to be less than the mountain, and it is not my generation's trip to be sad in vain.

The spring breeze is proud to ride a horse and watch the flowers, and now the debauchery forgets the dirtiness of the past. For many years, there has been no hardship in the cold window, and the Tao has been helped overnight.

In this situation, if you don't hate the afterlife in this life, why not laugh happily.

Teach the teacher to raise the ruler and face the life, my generation did not dare to play things to lose their minds, that is, there should be a change in yesterday's wrong, and ask the composition to take notes.