Since Master Xiao caught a cold this time and kept running his nose, Brother Tai repeatedly muttered in the class: If you are sick, go to the hospital immediately, SARS is not something that anyone can fight over.

This reminds us of some old things from yesterday.

When I came back after the Chinese New Year last year, I frequently reported on TV that there was a strange infectious disease in the GD area, which has caused many people to be infected and die. For a while, rumors spread, everyone was very panicked, an instinctive fear of psychology spread from the far south to the northeast through the radio waves, and I don't know who said that banlan root can improve immunity and prevent the occurrence of strange diseases.

Since Liu Fatzi's family lives downstairs from the pharmaceutical company, and the building near the water is the first to get the month, at the beginning of the morning self-study, Liu Fatzi twisted his big ass into the classroom and threw two super big bags of Banlan root powder directly onto my desk.

"Put a pack in the classroom, put a bag in the dormitory, and ask me to get it when you run out of drink." The fat man said breathlessly.

"Master Liu, it's a matter of whether this thing is good or not, you don't need to do so much!" I was stunned by Liu Fatty's two big bags of blue roots.

"Damn, don't be cheap and sell well, let me tell you, if my dad is not familiar with the manager of the pharmaceutical company, you won't be able to get it even if you have money, and now it's all out of stock." Fat Liu confidently said to me that his shining and shining image at this moment just satisfies his psychology of needing our worship.

"Talk to your dad tomorrow, and advertise that eating your cake can improve immunity and prevent colds, then your cake shop will also be in full swing, and cakes will be in short supply!" I joked with Fat Liu.

"Your idea is good, but I feel that you are making a fortune, and in a few days you will have to be invited by the police uncle to squat in a small black house!"

"You understand this law and regulations quite well!"

"Damn, my brother is also a person who has taken a political class, and I still understand this truth!"

"To be precise, you've slept in politics class!" I laughed and said to the fat man.

However, Liu Fat Man didn't think so, completely forgot what happened last week, he slept in the dark in politics class, and he didn't even know that the book was taken away by the teacher, and the politics teacher left a note on his desk: Liu, if you want a political book, come to my office to get it.

When Fat Liu woke up, he thought I was joking with him, but when he saw that the notes were indeed from the political teacher, he realized the seriousness of the problem.

Liu Fatzi said in his heart: The teacher said, I want the book to go to his office to pick it up, and I have to be made up for a political lesson on outlook on life and values, if I don't want the political book, I don't have to go, yes, I don't want it, I don't want it, go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy another copy, what a big deal!

Fatty, who made up his mind, bought another copy that afternoon, and really didn't go to the political teacher's office.

In the fourth self-study class on the morning of the third day, Brother Tai rushed into the classroom with a sense of anger and killed the fat man.

"Liu Haiyang, stand up for me!" Brother Tai's voice at the moment resounded throughout the entire teaching building, as if shouting with a loudspeaker is nothing more than that, and I don't know if Brother Tai was born with a physiological structure that is different from ordinary people, so his pronunciation is particularly loud, and it is really deafening.

Fat Liu was as docile as a sheep that morning, he was not late in the morning, he didn't mess with me in self-study, he didn't read magazines, he didn't discuss games with the big donkey, he just stayed there quietly doing a math problem that he hadn't seen before, but he didn't expect Brother Tai to be so angry, and he was inexplicable.

The fat man hurriedly threw down the pen and stood up, looking at Brother Tai suspiciously.

"Where's your political book, show it to me?" Brother Tai didn't beat around the bush this time, but went straight to the topic and asked about Liu Fatzi.

The fat man stared at Brother Tai with straight eyes, groped for a while with his hand on the shelf, and then pulled out a book with politics written on the cover.

After Taige opened it, he found that Liu Haiyang was written crookedly on the homepage, and then the key points of each chapter were drawn with colored pens, the context was clear, and the knowledge points were clear at a glance, which was definitely not something that a student who slept in class could do.

I guess at this moment, Brother Tai's heart has written three big words on the blackboard: Count you ruthless!

After Brother Tai finished flipping, he said expressionlessly: "Lend me a look, and I will pay you back in the afternoon!" Then he walked out of the classroom without looking back.

Fat Liu waved his hand awkwardly, and waited for Brother Tai to leave before he sat down.

After Dongdong watched Brother Tai leave, he covered his mouth and had a lot of fun there, and I was inexplicable, and after the fat man sat down, he looked out the window and laughed, no matter how I pinched him, he didn't reply a word.

I even wonder if this kid was stupid because of Brother Tai!

After school, Dongdong ran over and said to the fat man: "Double, a week, a day!" ”

Liu Fatzi clasped his fists and said to Dongdong: "Thank you, thank you, it's okay, it's on me!" You and Brother Long are chatting, I'll withdraw first! After saying that, the fat man twisted his big buttocks and hummed a little song and left.

I didn't understand a word of the code words of these two people, and I didn't understand any of the behaviors of the fat man since Brother Tai came in.

I looked at Dongdong dumbfounded and said, "What are you two talking about, why are you still talking like bandits, you can't understand a word!" ”

Dongdong sat on the stool and covered his stomach and began to laugh, and said to me when he laughed almost like this: "That's the case, when you haven't come to self-study in the morning, Liu Fatzi took a new political book that hasn't been opened, and asked me to help him mark the key points, and invited me to eat chicken offal after speaking." I didn't promise him at first, but he was thick-skinned, you know, and the ink was inked for a long time, so I had to agree to him, and it took an early self-study time to help him finish it. ”

"Damn, you helped him row! I said that when Brother Tai flipped through the political book of the fat man, why was his facial expression as wonderful as the face of Sichuan Opera! ”

"That's, for a week's worth of offal!" Dongdong pursed his lips and smiled at me.

I gave Dongdong a thumbs up and said, "You and Fat Liu are both talents, such a strange thing, he can think of it, you can do it, I really admire it!" ”

"Don't you think it's fun to see Brother Tai's embarrassed expression?" Dongdong said evilly.

"I said why did the fat man suddenly look out the window and giggle like an evil man, it turned out that he was reminiscing about the joy of victory!"

"I guess he was thanking Marx for guiding him to make such a wise decision." Dongdong and I have been together for a long time, and I have even learned to tease.

"He will go home at noon today and eat two more bowls of rice to celebrate the rest of his life!" I said with a smile.

Liu Fatzi really ate four bowls of rice in a row at noon, and the food was piled up until his throat and eyes did not stop.

……

Mr. Li's rhetoric in politics has become untargeted, and it is really helpless to meet such a student who does not follow the routine. Brother Tai's anger was held in his stomach and could not be released, and sure enough, the evening self-study caught Guan Liangyu and made a big fuss about turning back, and sprayed him for two nights of self-study before he stopped.

As for Liu Fatzi's political book, it was taken back by Jingjing, and naturally the two were sent back together, and a striking annotation was made with a red pen on the title page of the original book: If you don't take it as an example, if you commit it again, you will not be spared!

After eating at noon, I returned to the classroom, Yun Fan, Xiaoyu and Wu Qiong walked in front, and Dongdong and I walked behind.

"I just patronized and ridiculed the fat man, there is something I forgot to tell you, in the morning the fat man bought me two large bags of blue roots, super increased volume, I estimate that I can't drink a pack for half a year, go back to the classroom to give you a pack!" I mentioned the conversation and said casually.

"It seems that every time there is a fever flu, the banlangen is sold out of stock, so you also believe this!" Dongdong said that, he naughtily blew hot air into my ears, which made me hot all over my body, tightness in my chest, and shortness of breath.

"Would you rather believe it than believe it?" I said as I calmed my breathing.

"I still have two boxes of vitamin C, I'll give you one box later, I heard that it can improve the body's resistance!" Dongdong ran to the front and turned around, talking to me as he walked backwards.

At this moment, I had a strong urge in my heart, and I really wanted to run forward and pick her up and carry her back to the classroom, but reason finally overcame the impulse, and I just tilted my head and looked at her with an ambiguous look for a while.

When Dongdong saw my eyes, he glared at me with a pout, and then ran to play with Xiaoyu.

You said to me, "The wind freezes your hands."

I take off my gloves and say to you, "When will I be returned?"

You warm your hands and turn around and go......

Only leave a sentence in the wind: how can you miss if you don't owe each other.

In March, the strange disease was officially named "SRAS" by the World Health Organization, and China named it "SARS".

Densely populated public places such as airports, stations, schools, and hospitals have become the focus of monitoring.

The school stipulates that each person charges two yuan to buy a mercury thermometer, one for each person, and measures the body temperature by himself after morning self-study every morning, and the class leader checks and registers after the measurement, and reports immediately if there is any abnormality.

Every night self-study ends 20 minutes early, cleans and mops the floor, and then the school arranges personnel to come and spray disinfectant, except for the sour smell of the house, there seems to be no special feeling.

One morning, in the first class, I found that Chang Jian was missing, and after class, I asked Master Xiao, "Where is the little?" ”

"You didn't see it late in the morning, the little bitch was arrested by the police because of the high level of bacteria in his fart!" Master Xiao said nonsense.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, the little has a high cold, he said that he was called to the school infirmary, and he hasn't come back yet." Zhao Mo said truthfully.

It wasn't until the afternoon of the fifth day that the little cheap dragged his pale face back to his seat, and as soon as Chang Jian returned to the class, the class exploded, and the classmates instantly surrounded him and looked up and down like an animal.

At this time, the big donkey came and said: "Everyone is quiet, I want to watch the little cheap come to me and line up to buy tickets, one dollar a piece, and I don't accept credit!" ”

"Big donkey, are you going to play the little cheap as a monkey, you two donkeys and monkeys can make a juggling combination!" The fat golden man said with a smile.

"I said it myself, if you keep talking, I will have to go to the west to learn the scriptures!" The little said loudly.

"Yes, hurry up, I hate, constipation, and stumbling when I talk!" Master Xiao suddenly came out with a sentence, making Taishan glaring angrily.

"Isn't it an hour every time you go to the bathroom?" Taishan responded to Master Xiao's words, although he stuttered a little, but the speed of his speech was not slow.

"Damn, I'm quarantined, didn't I have a cold and fever on Monday, and then Brother Tai called me to the infirmary, and the doctor in the infirmary was armed all over his body, and he still had eyes, and he almost wore a gas mask. He asked me if I had been out lately or something, and then took my temperature again. I said I'd just go out and take a shower on Sunday, and I didn't do anything. Then he made a phone call, and then an ambulance came from the county hospital and pulled me to the hospital, and then I spent several days in the hospital and came back today! Chang Jian said dejectedly, letting the Buddha live in the courtyard for a few days is the most disgraceful history of his life.

"I said little cheap, what are the conditions of the hospital, is there a little nurse to accompany you every day?" As soon as Tian Dadonkey's words came out, Luo Tingting pinched his arm hard, although Tian Dadonkey was so pained that he frowned and stared, but he didn't make a sound.

"The little nurse is a fart, she threw herself in a room, and every day she eats, sleeps, and hangs bottles, and she doesn't even have a magazine, and she almost doesn't go crazy!" Chang Jian told us about his painful experience, if it weren't for so many people around me, I'm afraid I would have snot and tears.

"You can talk to other patients!" Master Xiao said.

"Talk nonsense, the hospital will make a separate isolation area to come out, each person will have a single room, no one is allowed to leave the room without the doctor's signature, so I will be assigned a police uncle!"

"Little, you are a leader's treatment, senior special care ward, you are content!" The fat golden man said with a smile.

"That's right, a single room, including food and accommodation, hundreds of treatments a day, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, by the way, how much did you charge?" I echoed the words of the fat golden man.

"I'd rather be treated in an outpatient clinic than in an intensive care unit, where people are watching me all the time, as if I'm running away! I was taken by an ambulance, penniless and paid a money, and it seemed that the money was all from the school. ”

"Little cheap, you have made a lot of money, you are still provided with food in the special care ward for a cold, and you have no money for free cure, do you say you have made a lot of money!" Master Xiao's expression at this time turned into a look of envy, almost making Chang Jian vomit blood in anger.

"Master Xiao, if you are envious, you can tell Tiger now that you have a cold and fever, and Brother Tai will ensure that you will be admitted to the intensive care ward in minutes, so that you will never have to worry about someone grabbing the toilet with you again." Chang Jian said to Master Xiao with a look of disdain.

"Hahaha......" Chang Jian's words made everyone hold their stomachs and laugh.

In April, the SARS virus was severe, the number of infected people had to be announced every day in the news, BJ also established Xiaotangshan Specialized Hospital, and the school was publicizing various prevention and control methods every day. Master Xiao's favorite dry toilet has to be sprinkled with quicklime every day, and the dry toilet is too clean, causing Master Xiao to be unable to adapt for a while, and the constipation is even more serious.

After class one day, Master Xiao turned around and said, "Brother Long, have you noticed it, since the SARS happened, the students in our class who have rhinitis seem to be much better." ”

"The dampness is reasonable, in the past, there were many people in our house, the air was poor, the cement floor was dusty, and the house was too dry, so everyone was very uncomfortable. Now I don't have to clean every day, but I have to regularly disinfect and sprinkle water to open the windows, which is really better. I replied to Master Xiao.

"Don't say it, I had a green nose in my nose when I was the worst in the first few months, and now I basically don't take much medicine, and the occasional runny nose is not so serious!" Guan Liangyu also said.

"It may also be due to the fact that I have exercised a lot in the past two months, and my physical fitness has improved." Ah Zhe also expressed his opinion.

"Why do I think it's the effect of it's the root of the banyan?" Liu Fatzi was afraid that everyone would forget about his help in buying Banlangen, so he quickly interjected.

"It's a good thing you didn't say that it was the effect of your cake, otherwise everyone would have to drink yeast powder!" The golden fat man said to the fat man Liu.

"Master Jin Zhan, if you talk like this, you are raising the bar. I said that yeast powder has the effect of treating constipation, and I didn't see Master Xiao drink it every day, but everyone still thinks that Banlan root is useful, so they will buy bags and bags. The fat man said with a smile.

"I don't know if it's effective for rhinitis, but if you drink it for three days in a row, your constipation can improve a lot." Master Xiao said.

"You've switched to toilet paper, so your constipation has improved." I said to Master Xiao with a smile.

"Brother Long has a point, in the words of the biology teacher, this is a manifestation of animal irritability, Master Xiao's body has a deep fear of the roll, but his advanced nerves cover up this instinctive reaction, but the body is honest, so it leads to constipation. After switching to toilet paper, this fear has been reduced, so the constipation has been relieved. Xu Xingbo quoted scriptures and said nonsense.

"Hahaha......" There was a burst of laughter around him.

In May, the mechanism and mode of transmission of SARS have been basically identified, and the traditional Chinese medicine of GD Province believes that "SARS" is a kind of warm disease, which occurred in early spring and was caused by the internal invasion of dampness. Western medicine believes that "SARS" is a kind of coronavirus, which is mainly transmitted through close droplet transmission, contact with the secretions of patients and close contact, and is a new virus, the population does not have immunity and is generally susceptible. Through media publicity and the unremitting efforts of medical staff, the whole country worked together to combine prevention and control, focus on isolation, and cut off the source, and finally eradicated this panicked plague at the end of June. And for those of us who are locked up in school, all the thrill is in that squeaky TV in the cafeteria, and all the anti-disease efforts are melted into a glass of black blue.