The host of the recess exercise is Teacher Yang of the Political and Educational Office, who is dark and fat, with a pair of triangular eyes, and the people call him "Tibetan Mastiff".

There was a slender classmate surnamed Zhao in the class next to him standing in a crooked line, and he didn't do a good job of doing exercises.

Mr. Yang, who was standing on the rostrum, noticed Zhao's abnormality, rushed over like the wind, and yelled at Zhao's buttocks, and then yelled at Zhao.

After repairing Mr. Zhao, Mr. Yang turned around and looked at us, so frightened that I hurriedly standardized my posture, swinging my limbs one-two-three-fourtwo-two-three-four.

Teacher Yang leisurely walked back to the rostrum, this is the next foot sports teacher Li ran to Teacher Yang like a 100-meter sprint, bowed his head and didn't know what he muttered, and then Teacher Yang and Teacher Li ran to Zhao at the same time, and when they arrived at Zhao's side, they changed their fierce appearance in the past, nodded and chatted with Zhao, and patted Zhao's shoulder as if caressing, and the three of them walked around the playground together and walked towards the teaching building.

We are all puzzled, Lao Yang apologized to his classmates after kicking people, this is definitely the first time in the world, is it the Marxist thought that made him realize his shortcomings?

Due to the narrow doors of the corridors and classrooms, the school invented a long snake formation method to enter the classroom, and other people who did not enter the classroom were on the playground like a snake turning and sliding their legs, and we discussed the affairs of Mr. Yang and Mr. Zhao while sliding our legs.

We were all very puzzled by the 180-degree change in Mr. Yang's attitude after teaching his classmates, and he didn't have a summary remark for a long time.

So while walking his legs, he asked Tian Da Donkey for advice, and Chang Jian asked Tian Da Donkey: "Why is Teacher Yang's attitude so good this time, and he will take the initiative to apologize to the students." ”

Tian Dadonkey said with an unfathomable look: "This time Mr. Yang kicked the iron plate, if you don't handle this matter well, I'm afraid it will be difficult in the future."

Master Xiao couldn't wait on the side and said, "Why do you talk like you're constipated, and you haven't pulled it out for half a day." "Master Xiao's words are always so easy to understand.

"yes, don't sell it, hurry up." Chang Jian was also shouting beside him.

Tian Dadonkey had enough popularity, so he cleared his throat like a storytelling teacher and began to speak: "You don't understand this, let me tell you, because classmate Zhao and his father are the deputy captain of our county criminal police team, and he has always been the master of beating people, but this time his son let people beat him, although he just kicked twice, the main thing is that he can't get over face." What do you think, although Lao Zhao is the deputy captain, but he is in charge of criminal investigation, he basically says the same thing in the office, even the county magistrate has to give people some face, after all, it is also a useful place, if it is spread that his son was beaten at school, then where will his old face be placed, and how will he mix it in the future? ”

Tian Da Donkey is like a sophisticated old man, not only knows a lot, but also analyzes it.

"This time, I'm afraid Mr. Yang will pretend to be a pug in front of Classmate Zhao, will he be so scared that he will and pull his pants pocket." Master Xiao is another big truth, in short, three sentences are not far from, pee, fart.

"I said, Master Xiao, can you hook everything with, pee and fart this day, let's use some civilized language, okay?" Tian Dadonkey looked like a young man and taught Master Xiao.

"Okay, I'll give you a whole elegant sentence, fart is strong sigh!" Master Xiao accepted Tian Dadonkey's criticism with a sincere face.

"Hahaha...... "We all have to laugh at Master Xiao so much."

"Do you think Mr. Yang will say that he is blind to my dog eyes while smoking his mouth, please raise your noble hand and go home and don't sue, you don't care about villains and so on?" The fat man said in a gesture while learning the tone of Teacher Yang's speech.

"You've read too many martial arts novels, how do you feel like you've become a movie screenwriter?" Chang Jian answered disdainfully beside him.

Seeing Chang Jian say this about Jin Fat, I was not to be outdone and added: "Chang Jian, you are right, you see that his surname is Jin, and he is fat, and fat means bloated, so we can call him Master Jin!" ”

"You for me!"

"Please use civilized language!"

……

Later, I don't know what Mr. Yang said to Mr. Yang in the office.

However, the next day, Mr. Yang appeared on the playground between classes, but there was no more such thing as kicking people. It is estimated that Mr. Yang will always warn himself: people should not be good-looking, don't be embarrassed, kick the wrong person and lose the job, let's be honest!

Since I sat in the middle row of the whole classroom and never crossed the table, Liu Fat said that I am a mountain, and everyone else is water, which can be summed up as a mountain does not turn around. So there are 8 people at my table, Li Ming is the midterm one, Li Ming is a legend, I never see him write any papers, do exercises and so on. According to Niu Zijun, Li Ming was the most powerful person in their school when he was in junior high school, and he was always the first in the exam, but later due to a headache, his mother didn't let him study hard, and he fell to the level of the top 50 in the school now. When I arrived in the first class, I realized that this is the real Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there are all kinds of characters.

In the afternoon self-study class, Tian Da Donkey didn't throw a note back to Li Ming's desk.

"Peach's note, right?" I asked with a gossipy stare at Li Ming.

"Hmm!" Li Ming covered his mouth with one hand and replied softly absentmindedly, and with the other hand, he typed a note.

"Passing notes every day, how far has it developed?" I asked with a grin.

When I said this, I suddenly thought: When did I gossip like this, I must have been with Liu Fatzi for a long time, and I was brought by him!

"Nothing." Li Ming leaned towards Niu Zijun, obviously not letting me see it.

"Cut, there's nothing to open for me to see!" I asked in hot pursuit, but my eyes didn't look at the note.

"Why didn't Dongdong show me the note he wrote to you?" Li Ming closed the note, looked out the window, and began to turn the pen in his hand.

"Humph!" As soon as I saw that there was nothing substantial, I simply stopped teasing him.

"Don't be delusional, I often see people walking together after school!" Fat Willow slapped me in the back.

"I'll go, am I like that? Look at you staring at other people's peaches day by day, don't always reveal your heart, okay? I grabbed Fat Willow by the collar and pulled it down.

"Let go, Brother Tai will be scolded again when he sees it, hurry up!" The fat man pushed me with both hands.

"As you wish!" I pushed the fat man onto the chair.

"Come on, come on, I'll be caught and die anyway." Fat Liu's sloppy demeanor was like standing in front of the Qinglou and waving a handkerchief to attract guests.

"You think beautifully, you see that the relationship between Peach and Wu Qiong is also very good!" I glared at the fat man and whispered.

"Well, it's hard to say, or there's a possibility that Peaches didn't agree to anyone, and just treated them as good friends." The fat man analyzed very seriously.

"You finally said something useful. But even then you have no hope. "I picked on what the fat man didn't like to hear, and the fat man rolled his eyes in anger, if it wasn't for class time, I was afraid that he would pounce and fight with me.

Zi said: Eagerness to learn is close to knowledge, practice is close to benevolence, and shame is close to bravery. I'll go the extra mile! The fat man shook his head and waged his tail to motivate himself.

I really couldn't stand the intoxicated self-motivation of the fat man, and slapped the fat man on the shoulder: "You kid is good at linguistics, but the son also said: If you don't know your fate, you can't be a gentleman." Just accept your fate! ”

"I'm a hypocrite, you're a real villain, we don't distinguish each other." Liu Fatzi caught me off guard with a whole sentence, this kind of fighting style of hurting the enemy by one thousand and losing eight hundred is really not easy to deal with.

……

When we are young, we have all been at a loss for some reason, just like the diary we once wrote silently, close the cover, everything will fall silent, the wheel of time will crush the yellowed pages to pieces, and be blown away by the wind in the corners of the street, but has anyone ever picked up the crumpled paper and glanced at the past?

Shen Muze released a bombshell news in the third session of the evening self-study: Wu Qiong and Peach were caught by Teacher Li walking on the playground and treated as objects.

According to the rules of politics and education, the subject is arrested and deducted 10 points, which is a very serious matter, our beautiful big-mouth principal has an internal rule, as long as the students in the class teacher's class are deducted points, the corresponding bonus of the class teacher for the month will be deducted according to 1 point and 5 yuan. This is a bonus of 50 yuan for Brother Tai, we seem to have seen Brother Tai's thunderous appearance, and we shudder when we think about it, just like reading a horror novel, I have countless terrible thoughts, in our consciousness, the peach has been sent to the gallows, this time I am afraid that it is more than lucky.

As expected, the blackboard in the hall early the next morning announced the class deductions, Class 2 Wu Qiong violated school discipline and deducted 10 points, Class 1 Tao Yiran violated school discipline and deducted 10 points, and at the same time gave the above students a warning.

The early self-study class exploded, and there were many discussions, and Brother Tai really walked into the class with a black face that could drop ink, and said with a gloomy face: "Tao Yiran, you go to my office." ”

Brother Tai left without replying, and he didn't pursue the matter of his classmates talking on their own in the morning.

Momoko didn't return to her seat until the end of the first class, her eyes were red, and there were traces of tears flowing from the corners of her eyes, this time Brother Tai didn't yell loudly so everyone didn't know what to say, the only thing that remained unchanged was that there must be many ugly words.

I hurriedly wrote a note to comfort Peaches: What should come will always come, what should be past will always pass, what should be forgotten must be forgotten, and everything will be fine.

After folding, he signed the peach harvest and passed it on.

After a while, Momoko replied to me: I know you are comforting me, I'm fine, don't worry.

Seeing me and Peaches passing the note, Fat Willow couldn't sit still, and he had to see what we said, I couldn't stand it, so I threw the note to Fat Willow.

Unexpectedly, after reading the fold, Liu Fat Man framed it with a beautiful shading letterhead as a bookmark. Fat Liu did not shy away from me when he did these actions, and he also had some meaning of showing off, as if he was swearing: My love for peaches is from the bottom of my heart and sincere!

Peaches is sweet-looking, a little shy, always blushing on her face, she studies very well, and there are many boys in the class who have a crush on her. This happened this time, which made many boys beat their chests and feel heartbroken.

Many years after the dream, I chatted with Peaches and learned that she had been secretly in love with Li Ming since junior high school, just because Li Ming and her good friend were in a relationship at that time, she could only watch stupidly from the side, and slowly got used to watching from the sidelines, and then Li Ming returned to singleness, and the communication between Peaches and Li Ming gradually increased, and Peaches believed that the communication between them was unique and spanned lovers.

According to Momoko herself, she and Li Ming have always maintained a not close but delicate friend relationship, and there is a good feeling of mutual attraction, but it may be the traditional education of her parents and her own pursuit of progress, she will reject substantive feelings from the heart, so she deliberately suppressed the fire in her heart. Including the relationship between her and Wu Qiong, that is, in the hazy stage of mutual encouragement.

As for what Brother Tai said to Peaches in the office later, he only hated that he was too hurried in his dreams and couldn't remember so much information.

Many years after the dream, a buddy told me his story: he started to have sex with her daughter-in-law in high school, and he was also caught by the teacher, called the parents, and then his parents and his daughter-in-law's parents came to school, and the teacher talked to the four parents together, Balabala said a lot of words, and the four parents nodded and echoed the teacher, and when the father of this buddy called the girl's family and their family to the restaurant together, and then the two old men drank very well, calling them brothers, In the end, the parents not only did not criticize their love behavior but also acquiesced in their relationship, which is the first time to meet the parents, and the ending is a happy ending.

What is commendable is that this buddy and his daughter-in-law actually held hands until they entered the palace of marriage, and the teacher also knew that their relationship had been maintained, but the parents didn't say anything, and your teacher still had to worry about anything, so he could only stare dryly.

Many years after the dream, Niu Zijun and Yang Xue had lovers and finally became married, and invited us to their wedding. Niu Zijun told me that he and Yang Xue were scolded by Brother Tai in the office for falling in love, and it was hard to hear anything. In Niu Zijun's words, love that can stand the test is worthy of entering the palace of marriage, thanks to Brother Tai for the artificial precipitation on the road of love between him and Yang Xue, it is the wind, frost, rain and snow along the way that make them stick to their original intentions and achieve positive results.

If Brother Tai knew that her behavior of making things difficult and even attacking at the beginning had strengthened the confidence of the couple to go on, would he vomit blood three liters on the spot, and shout with the essence of the Chinese language she has taught for decades: "Shaft, how dare you!" ”

Usually we who deduct points, generally in the incident (deduction points) within a day of the initiative to go to Brother Tai's office to admit the mistake, once our sincere attitude and the seamless lies touched Brother Tai's heart or catch up with her family to eat dumplings, pay bonuses or something, maybe he will send a mercy punishment lighter, such as sweeping the floor, buying some supplies for the class, paying some money for the shift, etc. If your luck is poor, just in time for her menopause is not smooth, then she has to take you along with the air, who let you make mistakes, generally attack your self-esteem, make you ashamed, after she says this, you will feel that you have committed a heinous sin, in this world is superfluous.

But there are times when her trick doesn't work, that is, when she meets Master Xiao or Jin Fat, because they basically listen to Brother Tai's "teachings" as a joke, and Brother Tai is also quite distressed when she encounters this situation, this kind of student, if he doesn't save him, he will be terminally ill and incurable. Therefore, the following remedial measures will generally be taken to deal with Master Xiao, Jin Fatzi and others:

1. Raise the decibels, hoping to have a role in shocking their souls.

2. Order him to write a review, hoping that this kind act will make him change his mind and change his ways.

3. Punish him for thinking about two classes in the corridor, so the corridor at the door is also called "thinking about the cliff".

Fourth, call the parents, of course, what can the parents do, it is nothing more than breaking a flower pot or talking to the same table, in the eyes of Brother Tai, this is "heinous".

Brother Tai is so excited to call the parents is really a bit of a fuss, unfortunately Master Xiao is the first person to eat crabs, once Master Xiao turned around and Taishan happened to be caught by Brother Tai, this time it can be regarded as hitting Brother Tai's muzzle, unrelentingly criticized Master Xiao for two classes, and then stood on the cliff for two classes, so Brother Tai still felt that Master Xiao was "extremely evil", and criticism of education alone was not enough to wash away his "sin", so he found Master Xiao's parents.

Xiao Dazhi's father is an honest villager, although he has been to high school a few times, but he came to the county to run errands and stop by to see Xiao Dazhi, and then buy some food and drink for us bastards, so everyone has a very good impression of him.

This time, I was looking for parents and didn't forget to bring us a bunch of snacks, which were actually for Xiao Dazhi, but they were all divided by us.

After Uncle Xiao met us, he asked Brother Tai to meet in her office.

Brother Tai shook hands with Uncle Xiao, then pulled a chair for Uncle Xiao to sit across from her desk and said, "Please sit down, I'll pour you a glass of water." The words spoke, but the feet were nailed to the ground and did not move.

Uncle Xiao is a reasonable person, and he can see that Brother Tai is a purely polite word, but in fact, he has no intention of pouring water for him at all, so he hurriedly stood up and shirked it and said: "Teacher Wang, you sit down quickly, I just drank a stomach of water, and I am not thirsty at all, but you have been in class all morning, and you have to correct the students' homework in the afternoon, and there is no time to rest this day." Don't be busy, take advantage of this time to rest for a while. ”

Brother Tai took Uncle Xiao's understanding for granted, and then said: "It seems that you are also an understanding person, don't you, this day's back aches at the class station, and you have to worry about these little rabbit cubs after class, there is no free time for a day, the key is not to worry." ”

Uncle Xiao hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Yes, fortunately, these children have achieved such good results thanks to your careful teaching, and you are really responsible for this." ”

Brother Tai didn't answer Uncle Xiao's words again, holding the teapot with one hand and floating the tea leaves inside with the lid with the other, blowing the hot air, and then carefully sipping, the hot tea entered his throat, straightened his back comfortably, put down the teapot and started her topic.

"I asked you to come to school this time, mainly to discuss with you about our Xiao Dazhi, this kid has a flexible mind, he is a piece of material, if he polishes it well, he will definitely not be wrong in the future." Brother Tai poured a bowl of honey water on Uncle Xiao first.

Uncle Xiao nodded busily and said: "Yes, you see that I am a rural person who has no culture, and I can't help much in educating children, if he can be admitted to university, I will smash the pot and sell iron for him to study, if he can't pass the exam, I plan to let him and me collect vegetables, this kid is okay, and it is no problem to eat with his strength." ”

Brother Tai saw Uncle Xiao say this, his face became gloomy and said: "I said that the attitude of your parents is not right, our teachers can only manage and learn in school, and the parents who accompany the children the most, it doesn't matter if there is no culture, it is important to know what the children think psychologically, guide them to establish lofty ideals, take the right path and be a person who contributes to the society." You push the children to school, what becomes the teacher's business, we are not nannies, we are in charge of learning and life, and we have to monitor their mental state, and besides, I don't make that money. ”

Brother Tai made such a big turn, and finally expressed her thoughts without leaking.

However, Uncle Xiao was said by Brother Tai, but the focus was on the word "take the right path", and the fire came up at that time and said: "Teacher Wang, is this bastard doing something bad at school, I will say that the school will not call me if it is okay." Mr. Wang, just say it directly, if he really dares to do anything bad, I will whip him away, and I usually beat him less, this time I have to leave a deep impression on him. ”

Brother Tai is so angry, and people didn't understand what she meant for a long time.

"It's nothing, it's just that Dazhi classmates love to engage in small actions in class, always affecting other students' learning, there have been several classmates' parents and I have reacted, I have also said him a few times, but we can't be a teacher and can't scold, if the child's psychological quality is not good and then something happens, I'm a teacher I can't argue."

When Uncle Xiao heard Brother Tai say this, he immediately stood up, and was about to go out to find Dazhi and say, "I'm going to smoke him." It's okay, Mr. Wang, I'm here to make a statement today, you can beat this kid casually, if something happens to you, it has nothing to do with you, I can write you a letter of guarantee, anything happens to the school and the teacher, we are all responsible. ”

"Don't get excited, let's sit down and say, it's not a big deal, just go back and talk to him more, let him pay attention to his behavior, don't talk about learning, at least don't make trouble for me." You see, I'm also very busy this day, and the teaching tasks at school are very heavy, and I have to take care of the family's eating, drinking, and sleeping when I go home, and I don't have the time and energy to teach him. Finally, I had a time on the weekend, and a few relatives and friends had to ask me to make up for the children, I said that I was busy and didn't have time for them to find another job, and I had to name them, and they were all acquaintances and it was not easy to shirk it, so I should do a favor and say that I had to stuff it to me if I didn't charge money. Although I made some money, but I am tired, I am just so that these boys can get out of our acre and get admitted to a good university, you say that they will find a good job in the future, who can think of me? Come back and see me. ”

Brother Tai's words were full of emotion, and his eyes were sour after speaking, obviously moved by his talent, but fortunately he didn't imitate Lin Daiyu to wipe the handkerchief. But the mistake is that she has too much foreshadowing and too much embellishment, and Uncle Xiao misunderstands that she is too busy and does not pay attention to some words she mentions intentionally or unintentionally.

"Yes, the junior high school teachers in our town are very busy all day long, not to mention our key high school, I will definitely educate this kid well when I go back, and promise not to cause trouble to Mr. Wang, if I dare to make a mistake again, I will take it home and hang it on the beam of the house with a whip, I don't believe that I can't cure him."

Brother Tai spent a long time talking without seeing any substantive expression from Uncle Xiao, so he planned to end this conversation.

"Don't get excited, after all, Dazhi is not the kind of hopeless child, as long as you talk about him well, I believe you can still communicate smoothly. I've said everything I need to say, and the rest is up to you parents to do your job. Then I'll have a class in a moment, so let's talk about it here. ”

Uncle Xiao hurriedly got up and said, "Then trouble Mr. Wang, you have to worry more." ”

Brother Tai's ass also left the chair and said, "This is too polite, our teacher must do it, I will send it to you." ”

Uncle Xiao hurriedly declined Brother Tai's send-off and went out of the office by himself.

Uncle Xiao was still at a loss when he left Brother Tai's office, and said in his heart: This Teacher Wang said a lot of words, as if he was praising Dazhi and criticizing, no wonder it was a Chinese teacher, who spoke too profoundly!

Brother Tai looked at the back of Uncle Xiao leaving with a dark face and muttered in a low voice: How can this be reasonable!

Uncle Xiao came to the classroom and called Xiao Dazhi out of the classroom, and after a long time, Xiao Dazhi came back in a hurry, and we whispered to him if he was beaten, and Master Xiao said with high morale: "What a big deal, Xingshi moves the people." ”

But everyone saw that Master Xiao had an extra shoe print of No. 43 on his buttocks.

Many years after the dream, Fa Xiao'er said that his son's homeroom teacher was my junior high school classmate Yang Lang, and since his son was relatively short, let's see if I could tell Yang Lang to adjust his son's seat forward. I confidently agreed to this errand, but Yang Lang told me: Let his father come to me to talk about this matter in person, 500 yuan!

Now that I think about this weird dream, it is indeed very unreliable, it is full of greed, temptation, absurdity and helplessness.