In the third class in the afternoon, Tian Dadonkey didn't know where to get a "yellow book", and he and Jin Zhongren huddled together one after the other to read it.

I didn't want to see it too much, so that Brother Tai touched it from behind and didn't find it, Brother Tai quietly came over and held the two of them down, and at the same time picked up the book and looked at the cover and contents, pointed at them and said with a gloomy face: "You both come to my office."

The big donkey jumped out of the classroom, but the fat golden man took his head, like a defeated rooster.

The golden fat man secretly said in his heart: It's really unlucky, I accidentally fell into the pit again!

Not long after going to Brother Tai's office, the fat man came back humming a little song, and when he went, the sky was full of gloomy clouds, and the sun was shining brightly when he returned.

"How did Brother Tai clean you up?" Master Xiao asked gloatingly.

"How is that possible, I'm a good boy." Kim Zhongren replied with an innocent face.

"Get out of your paralysis, you're still a good boy when you read yellow books, what about you liaring ghosts?" Master Xiao looked disdainful.

Jin Zhongren said with a smile: "That's what Tian Da Donkey seduced me, I'm really a good boy." I told Brother Tai that I wanted to borrow something from Tian Da Donkey when I went back, and I saw him reading a book, and the content seemed to have never been seen before, so I was more curious and looked at it twice, but you came over, and I didn't see anything. ”

"Tian Da Donkey is estimated to be angry with you and vomit blood." Master Xiao was blunt.

Jin Zhongren quibbled: "Then I'm really passive, I don't have a subjective will to see it, if he didn't bring the yellow book to the classroom, I could see it, I was paralyzed to see the beginning, and I haven't seen the wonderful content, so it's as bad luck as going to prostitution and being caught by the police just after taking off my pants, the key is that I really didn't fucking do anything!" ”

"Why do I think you're cheap and good!" I said disdainfully to the fat golden man.

"That's right, in the end, let the big donkey carry the black pot alone!" The fat man also pouted and said to the fat man.

"I am an upright and noble man, you see why you don't believe me, just because I am talented, are you jealous of me?" The fat golden man argued self-absorbed while waving his hand.

Seeing his expression, we had a thought in our hearts: I really can't fight him in language, we should really beat him up to relieve our hatred!

", don't you see who doesn't know, it's. I don't want to talk to you, I have to go to the toilet and pull your pants in my pocket again! Master Xiao said and punched Jin Zhongren and rushed to the toilet.

Master Xiao's preference for toilets is still so strong that he will not waste any opportunity to have intimate contact with the toilet.

"Eh, come back, I haven't finished yet!" Jin Zhongren shouted helplessly.

"It's okay, Master Xiao is gone, there is still me in the audience, please finish talking about the accident of your prostitution being arrested." Chang Jian followed obscenely.

Chang Jian's words made me laugh in the back rows, this kid is really amazing! The fat man was so angry that he beat him on the table.

The fourth period is still self-study, and we still don't see Tian Da Donkey come back after a long time in class, and we are all imagining what hardships Tian Da Donkey will go through.

We all know that Tian Da Donkey is a math teacher in this school, but Shen Muze revealed another news: Tian Da Donkey's family has built a big factory in the industrial park, and the factory is a big taxpayer in our county, and the government has always preferred Youjia for such a key value-creating enterprise.

Sure enough, after a while, Tian Da Donkey had to swish back to his seat.

"How did Brother Tai clean you up?" Master Xiao asked unwilling to be lonely.

"Isn't it just reading this novel, how big a deal can it be, confiscated it, telling me that I should focus on studying, and think about it later." Tian Da Donkey replied arrogantly.

"Fuck you, two lessons in two sentences!" Master Xiao looked like he would not give up if he didn't answer the riddle.

"She asked me to stay in the office, she went to my mom, and when she got back to the office, she let me come back, it's as simple as that!" The big donkey recounted very calmly.

"You don't even make drafts if you brag, you're amazing!" Master Xiao gave a thumbs up to the big donkey.

"Tian Dadonkey, you read the yellow book, or you wouldn't have stayed with you for so long." Xiong Shengnan yelled at Tian Da Donkey.

", I found out that what words get into your mouth when you chew it, why do you stink, did you eat excrement in your mouth?" Tian Da Donkey pointed at Xiong Shengnan and scolded.

"Tian Da Donkey, you have a lot of skills, today my sister is going to pick up your donkey skin to make Ejiao, and give us Tingting to make up for our body!" Xiong Shengnan stood up as he spoke.

Luo Tingting's face flushed with shame after hearing Xiong Shengnan's words, and she buried her face in the pile of books, but she couldn't help but secretly looked back at Tian Da Donkey a few times, trying to catch a trace of satisfaction from Tian Da Donkey's expression.

However, Tian Da Donkey is still scolding Xiong Shengnan, and it looks like a wrestling match is about to be staged.

"Donkey, you have a point." The fat man lowered his head and whispered in agreement.

Unexpectedly, Liu Fatzi's words happened to be heard by Xiong Shengnan, and Tian Dadonkey escaped the catastrophe.

Xiong Shengnan didn't care if it was class time or not, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and killed Liu Fatzi.

Seeing Xiong Shengnan's actions like this: I sighed in my heart, I really am a master who can't be provoked!

"You dare to say that I have a bread face, did you give you face?" Xiong Shengnan said loudly as he walked.

I saw Xiong Shengnan holding the neck of the fat man and throwing the fat man behind the wall, after a bang, everyone looked back and found that half of the fat man was embedded in the plywood partition, hahaha, there was a burst of laughter in the class.

The fat man got up with a shaking, and found that the original fragile plywood partition had been completely made by him this time.

Liu Fatzi was secretly anxious: How is this good, last time Xiao Hezi was scolded by Brother Tai for soiling the wall, this time he can't be executed for doing a hole, Xiong Shengnan, who has always been regardless of the height of the sky, actually bit his lip and looked very nervous.

This time, the students in the back rows were dumbfounded: these two can be regarded as stabbing the sky today.

Seeing that Liu Fatzi made such a big move, I was also secretly anxious: last time, Xiao Hezi kicked a small hole and glued it with paper, can it be imitated this time!

I hurriedly proposed to Liu Fatzi: "You pile up the books that a few classmates don't use for the time being at the back table, and then put schoolbags and big cotton jackets in winter on them, so that you can temporarily fool around for a day."

"It's still Xiaolong who is smart and rewards you with a fragrant kiss." After that, Xiong Shengnan is going to come over and kiss me.

"Stop, stop, I don't want to have an affair with you." I hurriedly made a stop gesture, so scared that I was ready to run, Sister Xiong's gentleness is not something that anyone can enjoy.

"The beauty you think, the handsome guy next to you that people like." Xiong Shengnan laughed, and then looked at Chang Jian with an innocent face.

Seeing that Xiong Shengnan didn't come, my hanging heart was put down.

"Sister Xiong, you see that my small body is really not blessed to be loved by you, I think only Liu Haiyang in our class has such a mind!" Chang Jian said while patting his chest with his hand.

I really admire Chang Jian's courage: I dare to ridicule Sister Xiong when I fall on this, if Sister Xiong is unhappy, will she throw him on the wall and create a hole!

"I don't think the fat man will be able to catch it, otherwise there won't be a hole in the wall." Tian Dadonkey said with a smile.

Hahaha......

Many years after the dream, Tian Dadonkey opened a large company with strong family assets and a three-inch tongue, and the business spread all over the land of China.

The next day, I came to the classroom early to help Liu Fatzi plug the hole, with the experience of Xiao Hezi brushing the wall last time, this time it was very familiar, first stuffed the hole with old rolls that were not used, and then used the whole coated paper to paste the hole, and then brushed the big white, and after brushing the big white and piled up a lot of unused books, at least before the big white did not let Tai Ge see any clues. By the time my classmates started self-study, Fat Liu and I had already made a mess.

Fat Liu folded his hands and bowed to the wall three times, and muttered in a low voice: Confucius bless, don't let Brother Tai see this!

Xiong Shengnan has been wandering around the door, helping the two of us to release the wind and prevent Brother Tai from making a surprise attack, seeing that the two of us have finally finished it, Xiong Shengnan's hanging heart can be relieved and said: It seems that we still have to be more restrained in the future, if this hole can't be blocked, Brother Tai will definitely cut me two catties of meat to block it!

"Thank you, Xiaolong, I would like to invite you to eat the most famous Haicheng pie in our county another day." Fat Willow said as he packed up his tools.

"I'll wipe it, you're still polite to me, I knew I wouldn't help you get it." I casually wiped the dust on my hands on the fat man.

"I'll wipe it, you can't wipe it with your own clothes!" Fat Willow protested.

"Your mother will wash your clothes, and my clothes will be washed by myself, so I don't need to wipe your clothes and use my own clothes?" I waved my hand in defense.

"I'm down!" The fat man fell on his table helplessly.

……

After class, Dongdong came over badly, picked up the ears of the fat man and said: "I don't want to go out to move with a fat body, I don't know if people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong!" ”。

The fat man tilted his head and shouted: "Eh, I said beauty, can you not be so rude, no one wants the roar of the lion in Hedong!" ”

"You don't have to worry about this, the Liu family will marry Chen Jichang."

"Okay, then can you let go of your hand, don't touch me like this, I'm embarrassed, especially since Brother Long is still next to me!"

When Fat Willow said this shamelessly, Dongdong's face immediately turned red with shame, so he let go of Fat Willow's ears, thinking: Fat Willow's thick skin should be the first in the class.

"Hurry up and get me away!"

"I'll go, you guys talk slowly, if you can't talk enough during the day, you can go to my house and talk at night! My parents went on a trip, and I was alone at home, and you two went to make room for me! The fat man was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he couldn't wait to sew the fat man's mouth shut.

I was also happy to see Dongdong's embarrassment, and hurriedly rescued the scene and said to the fat man: "Are you still finished, you are talking nonsense in class!" ”

The fat man laughed, twisted his big ass and said, "My grandson is going!" ”

Finally sent away the fat man, Dongdong sat down and said, "Why did I hear that Xiong Shengnan wants to kiss you, it's really peach blossom luck!" ”

Dongdong pursed her lips and teased me, and before I could explain anything, she leaned back and fell back in her own joy.

I looked at her dancing there with an embarrassed face, and said to myself: Did this girl pick up the money in the morning, why is she so happy!

"Do you think something can happen between the two of us? What Xiong Shengnan likes is Chang Jian's white and tender cream face, and I, a black rough man, is not in the eyes of others, what do you say? I hurriedly said.

After speaking, I tilted my head and raised my eyebrows at Dongdong, only to see Dongdong also tilting her head and looking at me with a smile, from her clear eyes, I saw the initial heartbeat again, and felt the warmth of the morning sun in spring.

"Not necessarily, maybe people like you!"

Dongdong's wonderful eyes always stared at me and didn't avoid my eyes.

"If that's the case, then I'll stop it, it's boring to beat around the bush."

"Eh, it's still a seed of infatuation, so I'll help you match?"

My tense face finally smiled and said, "You can help us both rub it, if it's done, I'll invite you, the matchmaker, to dinner, what do you think?" ”

"Haha, sure enough, people gather like like, you are the same as Fat Liu, you are thick-skinned and boundless." Dongdong couldn't help but laugh too.

"Don't talk about him left and right, you haven't answered my last question yet?"

Dongdong covered his stomach and smiled enough, looked at me and said leisurely: "You, think beautifully!" ”

"Of course, dreams are always good, but sooner or later my dreams will come true, haha!"

"Then come on, when your dream comes true, I'll celebrate it for you!"

"That's a must, you're definitely there."

Before I could finish a few sentences, the bell rang for class.

"Then you think slowly, I'll go back." After saying that, Dongdong turned around and left.

On Saturday morning the next day, the beautiful Principal Dazui and Brother Tai joined forces to call Senior Liu, who was admitted to the Medical Department of Peking University last year, to give us a report.

Senior Liu did not sit on the podium, but took a chair to the front of the classroom and faced his classmates tightly, looking approachable.

"Let me introduce you to Peking University, Peking University, founded in 1998, originally known as Beijing Normal University, is the first national university in modern China, and is also the earliest school established with the identity and name of the university, its establishment marks the beginning of modern higher education in China. Peking University is the only university founded as the highest university in modern China, and it was also the country's highest educational administrative organ at the beginning, exercising the functions of the Ministry of Education and overseeing national education. Peking University gave birth to China's earliest modern academic system, and created China's earliest liberal arts, science, social sciences, agriculture, medicine and other university disciplines, is the founder of China's higher education since modern times...... "I don't know if Senior Liu is nervous to say the wrong thing, or I don't realize that the era said the wrong mistake, anyway, it does not affect the atmosphere of everyone's worship.

"Do you have anything to ask below, I can discuss with you the experience and methods of learning as a person who has come over," Senior Liu said in a tone that he had become an immortal.

"Excuse me, is there any way to improve my English in a short period of time?" Master Xiao spat and parted his hair, and shook it up.

"As far as I know, I don't think so." Senior Liu looked dazed, stunned for a long time, and then replied.

"So how did you improve your English scores? As far as I know, you seem to have scored more than 130 points in English, right? "Master Xiao is like a drowning man, constantly grasping and grasping everything.

"If you want to improve your grades, how did I do it at the time, I only made two cloze books, about 200 of them, and then I felt suddenly enlightened, my grades improved rapidly, and I read the book a hundred times, and its meaning is probably this reason!" Senior Liu replied with a heartfelt voice.

"Oh, got it, thank you, senior!" After Master Xiao finished speaking, he sat down, thoughtfully, and no longer paid attention to the others around him.

At this time, Master Xiao frowned and said: I don't know if he is right, but you can try it, it will be useful outside!

"Senior Liu, how can you get a high score in Chinese composition?" Yulan looked at Senior Liu with starry eyes.

"That's a good question, and I wanted to share my experience with you." Senior Liu seems to want to make the image of him sitting on the altar taller.

"There's a complete set of composition formulas here," he said, picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard, completely ignoring the face of the Chinese teacher next to him, Brother Tai.

1. The text should be neat, each word should be down-to-earth, and the distance from the left and right sides and the upper border should be consistent, so that the composition written in this way is very beautiful.

Second, the topic should be attractive, and the use of classical Chinese or borrowing from ancient poetry will greatly improve the competitiveness of the composition.

Third, the beginning should be clear, and the end should be closed.

Fourth, try to use the method of comparison to list the sub-headings

"Such an essay is a formulaic composition, just add some commonly used examples to the content, the guaranteed score is 45 points, if your writing is better, the font can be on 50 in the beautiful point, and if you want to score more than 50 points, you have to have some literary attainments" Liu Xueda talked about the experience of composition.

Brother Tai's face had turned from gloomy to rainy, and he began to regret letting him make a report, so he played Guan Gongdao in front of Brother Tai and slapped Brother Tai's face naked in front of the school leaders.

If it were any of us who dared to say that, it is estimated that Brother Tai would definitely say again: You have only been in school for a few days, and I have been teaching for more than a few years, why don't you be a little rabbit?

……

It wasn't until lunchtime that Senior Liu was able to get out. The whole class was like a chicken blood, and once again set off a craze for learning to catch up and help out. Only Jin Zhongren sat crookedly on the stool, and seemed to be very disdainful of Senior Liu.

In the afternoon, I asked Niu Zijun to bring a cloze of Longmen Books in the bookstore at the door, and I did it with full confidence and great expectation, and when I passed by Master Xiao's desk, I found that there was also a book that was exactly the same as mine.

I secretly said in my heart: they are all miserable people who are not good at English!

In the dream, Master Xiao and I both completed the college entrance examination with extremely poor English scores. But Dongdong's English score is behind, and it is straight to the Nine Heavens.

Taishan behind the evening self-study, one hand on the cheeks, one hand on the book, because the hair is a little long, from a distance it seems to be a serious reading, in fact, has slept a lot.

"Wake up, class is over, don't sleep, quickly wipe your saliva." Zhao Mo pushed Taishan.

"Taishan, your special saliva is flowing on the table, and the language books are wet, it's the same as urine, it's too disgusting!" Master Xiao has always been so outspoken!

"Hahaha......" The surrounding classmates burst into laughter.

Hearing the laughter of his classmates, Taishan had already beaten these two people more than a thousand times in his heart.

"Nonsense, that's me, my water cup accidentally spilled, so it's not saliva!" As he spoke, Taishan hurriedly wiped the saliva on the table with his sleeve, and did not forget to move the water cup to the side, and directly closed the wet language book.

Seeing Taishan act like this, I praised in my heart: not afraid of danger, unchanged in shock, and talent!

"Taishan, if you don't go to act in a sketch, it's really condescending! I think if you collaborate with Zhao Benshan this year on a sequel to "Selling Abduction", it will definitely be popular all over China! Kim Zhongren explained on the side.

"I think you have better acting skills than Fan Wei!" Chang Jian followed beside him.

"Why are you people so boring!" Tarzan's pimples turned red all over his face, like a rooster that had exploded before the battle.

Although Taishan was very angry, he couldn't break out, and said in his heart: Don't break out, if you provoke these people to beat me again, it will be troublesome!

"Can you change the glass and look at your books, almost every one of them has been flooded by this leaky cup!" I quipped.

"Obviously I won't drink water tomorrow, this broken cup!" Tarzan just wanted to throw the glass to cover up the fact that he was drooling, but after thinking that he would throw it away and drool again tomorrow, there would be no more excuses, so he took his hand back again.

"Forget that the living expenses are almost gone this month, let's change them next month!"

"Taishan, your cup was spilled, how did the water spill on the placket?" Chang Jian's love of drilling the tip of the horns has been committed again.

"It's too hot in the house, sweating." Taishan hurriedly wiped his shirt again.

"Hahaha......"

The twists and turns of laughter made us release the tension so much.

Tarzan itself is a play, which makes people feel funny when they watch it, and what makes people feel even more funny is his rhetoric and cover-up behavior of what happened.