"Yo, Andrew, so diligent. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The pervert greeted the foreigner with a smile, but the handsome guy named Andrew didn't even look at him, turned around and threw the garbage into the recycling bin, and then took the cleaning spray and began to clean the table, looking really handsome in earnest.

"Andrew, your service attitude is not good, I will complain to you."

The monkey master pretended not to know this person next to him, and sat there as if he just happened to be sharing a table. Although his face is very thick, he really still wants to be faced, and such a face-losing behavior really makes the monkey master want to stand up immediately and hit the bridge of the cock's nose with a Jiangang triple blow.

"Hey, hey, Andrew!"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

When he started beeping again, Monkey Ye and Andrew shouted at the same time, although Andrew's Chinese sounded a little strange, he was quite good as a foreigner to do this.

After shouting, he and the monkey master glanced at each other, and then turned around and left without any expression, but the pervert still didn't let him go, pointing to Andrew's back and saying, "There is a kind of see you in the martial arts arena tonight, do you dare?" ”

Andrew's footsteps stopped, turned his head and looked at the perverted Ziqiang with disdain, the evil smile on the corner of his mouth that was enough to make the little girl fall for him seemed to say "You're kidding me", and the movement of his hand did not stop, after wiping a table, he stretched out his hand and pointed at his earrings, the meaning of which was unknown.

"S-class, I know. Just ask you if you dare to go and bet on your studs. ”

Andrew's brows furrowed, his eyes fixed on the perverted Ziqiang. What is the concept of gambling on earrings, private fighting and gambling are allowed to a certain extent in this school, the bet may be a pair of socks or a precious magic weapon, in addition to not allowing gambling on other basic can become a bet, and once the loss of the magic weapon means that you have lost the qualification to continue to advance, in addition to starting to study for exams from the freshman again, you can only leave the field gloomily.

Of course, the stakes must be equal, and the perverted Ziqiang and Andrew bet on magic weapons, which means that if he loses, his magic weapons will also belong to Andrew, and he will naturally have to go back to the lower grades to learn. Maybe he might be in the same class as Xiao Wu or Bubu, but when the time comes, he will have to change from protecting the little sister to protecting the little sister.

"Okay."

Andrew agreed to his request, and then turned around and went about his business, while the perverted Ziqiang was smug and ate the burger, and it seemed that he was in a pretty good mood.

"Isn't it good to be alive?"

Master Monkey stuffed a chicken wing into his mouth and asked nonchalantly, "Are you going to go to the nursery class?" ”

For this, the perverted Ziqiang seemed to be full of indifference, he ate a hamburger, and said vaguely: "Don't worry, undefeated." ”

Undefeated? That means that even if you can't win, you won't lose, but the monkey is curious where this guy got the courage, although this level of duel is like playing in the monkey master's opinion, but in the end I am still very curious about what kind of hole cards this pervert has.

"Don't believe me? If you don't believe it, you'll know when the time comes. The perverted Ziqiang finished eating the hamburger in three or two bites, put on the monkey's chicken wings and left, and said as he walked: "Eat on the road, we still have a few appointments today." ”

"Appointment? What appointments? ”

"You'll find out later, important mission."

followed him all the way, and the monkey master really didn't expect this guy to have his own activity room. But it's right to think about it, the academy allows each club to apply for its own activity room, unlike the fiery big societies such as the Magic Enchantment Society, the Philosophy Club or the Alchemy Society, the perverted Ziqiang's young lady protection association has five or six people back and forth, so the activity room is not big, that is, thirty square meters.

There were two wooden shelves, a desk and a computer, the wooden shelves were filled with all kinds of strange things, a full set of tools, various screws, wires, light bulbs of various specifications, pipe dredging tools, masonry tools, and the table had a computer and a printer, which did not look like a society at all but like a preservation room of a property company.

The pervert Ziqiang took out two pairs of gauze gloves from the cabinet and came to the computer, crackling and operating, and then the printer typed out two pieces of paper, one of which was handed to the monkey master: "This is our appointment today." ”

The monkey master glanced down: "Huh?" Changing light bulbs, repairing TVs, reinstalling systems, all these things. ”

"Work!" The pervert Ziqiang handed the gloves to the monkey master, then took the tools he needed today, carried them on his back and took a bundle of tutoring wires from the shelf and handed them to the monkey master: "Girls are free, men are 100 per trip, and the replacement parts are counted separately." ”

The monkey master really couldn't cry or laugh, and threw the counseling line to the ground: "Lao Tzu won't do it!" ”

Two hours later......

"Old Lu, hand me the No. 4 wrench."

"Get out, take it yourself, I'm busy." The monkey who was standing outside the window and was pulling the line shouted: "Who did the design of the electric box, it's too hard." ”

"Be careful." The gray-faced pervert Ziqiang poked his head out of the ceiling compartment: "This is the twelfth floor." ”

"Give me the electrical glue." The monkey came back from the window, and then said to the two girls with stars in their eyes next to him: "Remember next time, don't put the hair dryer in the bathroom, if you are not careful, it will enter the water and short-circuit." ”

"Uh-huh...... Got it, aren't you tired? Are you thirsty? I bought you milk tea......"

The monkey master didn't say a word, picked up the milk tea and took a sip, and then the pervert forced the electrical glue that he handed over, and climbed out of the window in three or two steps to start repairing the wiring.

After about twenty minutes, the power supply in this dormitory finally returned to normal, and the two girls cheered and said that they would invite them to dinner, and the perverted Ziqiang waved his hand handsomely: "We have other things, let's talk about it later." ”

And the monkey master carried the wire, looked around, and then pointed to a complicated wire in the corner and said, "It's better not to pull the wire yourself, it will catch fire." ”

After saying that, the two of them walked out of the door, and the two girls also sent them all the way, completely the faces of the fans...... One of them seemed to be particularly interested in the monkey master, she asked the monkey master's contact information, but the monkey master coolly said that he was not a pickled girl...... And this ruthlessness made the girl even more fascinated, and she stood at the door and watched for a while.

"How's that, don't you feel good?" When he went out, the perverted Ziqiang squeezed his eyebrows at the monkey master and said: "In the eyes full of beautiful girls, do you feel that your strength is about to explode." ”

"That's a little bit of that."

"Hahahaha, that's right!" The pervert patted his chest and said: "Our club is the only club that walks freely through the girls' dormitory, and the rest don't care who you are, you will be kicked out by the dormitory manager, don't you know how envious those people are of us, and every day the email that wants to join the club can crowd my mailbox." ”

"Blow." The monkey master sneered: "There are only a few people in total, and they are all hired for money." ”

"You know what, our club can't want the kind of guy who turns into a pickle, we want someone who is willing to endure hardships and can work, just like you. You let those people who have never suffered go to climb the distribution box on the twelfth floor, we want a universal spirit, we can endure any hardship, but we can't lose face in front of the beautiful young lady. The next task is to take care of a sick young lady, will you cook? No, we'll buy her something to eat. ”

"Yes."

"That's great, save a sum of money, I'll go grocery shopping, you go to dormitory 14 709 to change the light bulb first, and we'll meet downstairs on the 17th in half an hour."

"Hold the grass ......" the monkey master protested: "Why should I change it?" ”

"First of all, I'm the head of the club, and secondly, you won't bargain at first glance, buying vegetables is a science, do you know how big the difference between counteroffer and non-bargain is. Old man, this is still a long road, and some of you have learned. ”

"Learn from you, mom."

"Okay, okay, hurry up."

The monkey man walked into the girls' dormitory with tools and threads on his back and a sign on his back, to tell the truth...... It's really unimpeded, and the dormitory aunt doesn't stop it at all, and she doesn't even ask, it seems that the reputation of the pervert Ziqiang in the girls' dormitory is quite good...... To put it another way, this mentally retarded has a really lot of resources at hand, and if there is really an election, he can be forced by the girls to carry him into any position he wants.

In fact, the school has a maintenance class, but it costs money to send out a maintenance class, and it is not cheap, if it is found to be pulling electricity or something without permission, it will be reported, so most of the time these little girls who like to make their own electrical appliances will find this young lady who does not need money and the team members are handsome to help, of course...... Master Monkey also believes that a considerable number of these girls are probably not well-intentioned, and there is no difference between men and women when it comes to sultry.

When I came to this dormitory, the first thing I saw was the wheelchair that the monkey master was familiar with, and the guy who was sitting like Hawking in the wheelchair, because of the movement of her upper body, she was struggling to peel oranges.

Most of the other people in the dormitory were also doing their own business, and everyone didn't interfere with each other, and they seemed to be very peaceful. It's just that the monkey master noticed a detail, that is, the trash can in the dormitory is placed next to Jiang Xin's bed, why is it Jiang Xin's bed, because there is a fork painted with red lipstick at the head of the bed, and her name is in the fork.

"Ahh It's coming! Alas? I haven't seen you before, you're new to it? ”

A girl first saw the monkey master, happily jumped off the bed, only wearing hot pants and scurrying in front of the monkey master to look back and forth, although she may feel a little disappointed to see that the monkey master is not that handsome, her tone has become a little different from the beginning.

But Master Monkey was much more impatient than her, and he didn't even look at her, and walked straight to Jiang Xin: "You won't go to the hospital today?" ”

"Yikes! Uncle, why are you here? ”

"Change the light bulb."

"Change the light bulb?!"

Jiang Xin obviously couldn't understand that the strange uncle, who was usually cool and the actual owner of the academy, actually wanted to change the light bulb himself...... Isn't this all the work of the pervert? Uncle needs to be a pervert? Obviously not, whether it's Mr. Tassel or Mr. Tana, it's super good-looking.

"I joined a cult." The monkey master rubbed his temples, and then took the stool and stood up as he spoke: "It's this light bulb, right?" ”

"Well......" Jiang Xin was a little speechless: "But didn't you still have a conflict the day before yesterday......"

"I don't want to deal with a retard." Master Monkey skillfully changed the light bulb, and then jumped down from the stool: "If you are okay in the afternoon, go to Dr. Carter, he brought a new treatment device, you should recover soon." Also, I'll give you a room change. ”

"Swap ...... Changing bedrooms? Jiang Xin looked around: "Why?" ”

"Because there's a stench here, it's not for you." The monkey master raised his head and looked at a few girls who were quietly eavesdropping: "I'll say hello to the school later, and someone will come over to carry things for you later." ”

"Hey, how are you talking, why do we stink here?"

A girl with high cheekbones sat on the bed and shouted at the monkey with a disgusted face: "Are you looking for trouble?" I'm telling you, she can't go anywhere! Just stay here! ”

Hearing this voice, the monkey master raised his head slightly and glanced at her: "Are you talking to me?" ”

"Otherwise, with whom? What are you pretending to be, how can Brother Ziqiang find someone like you, I'm really blind. ”

"Don't ...... Don't talk about it, Yaxin. Jiang Xin looked at the monkey master's expression and hurriedly stopped: "Stop it quickly." ”

"You told me not to say it, don't say it? You don't pee and take pictures. This thing is in front of me, I can't say anything? ”

The monkey master pressed Jiang Xin's shoulder, and then pushed her out of the room, when she was placed in the corridor, the monkey master slowly reflexively walked into the room, and then the door slowly closed......

Soon, after a few flashes of magical light, there were screams from inside, and the screams were so terrible that people from the surrounding dormitories also rushed to watch.

Just when the inspector of the academy arrived, the door was opened, and the monkey master tidied up his clothes and walked out of the house, and the moment the inspectors saw him, their faces turned blue, and they didn't even dare to ask, so they silently got out of the way.

After he left, they looked into the room again and found that the girl named Yaxin had passed out by the bed, and the other girls were also huddled in the corner, looking frightened.

The table next to the TV stand was bloody, and on top of it was a handful of blood-covered things, all of which were teeth...... After a closer inspection, even the inspector could only say that those teeth belonged to the girl named Yaxin, and her full mouth of teeth was pulled out raw, using a vice......

"Lock down the scene, everyone here is taken away and isolated."

After the inspector arrived at the scene, he also blushed and silently began to wipe the monkey's buttocks, this matter is quite big, and there are many people who know about it, but what else can be done...... The big demon king is already very peaceful, and now there are only two possibilities for something to happen, one is that this girl collided with the big demon king, and the other is the big demon king's calf protector.

So when you encounter this situation, you can only deal with it internally, otherwise there is no way, you can't go to the big demon king to explain, right? If you don't do it well, the inspection team will be wiped out.

"Oops, head start, inform the security team and Miss Tana." The leader of the inspection team sat in Jiang Xin's bedroom worried, and after ordering the subordinates, he pointed to the girls who were still in shock and said, "I don't know what will happen if I haven't seen this matter." ”

And Jiang Xin was pale when she sat in a wheelchair, she couldn't have imagined that her uncle would be so cruel, in her feelings, although the uncle had a strange personality, but generally speaking, he was still a very good and gentle person......