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By the time I'm done, it's already midnight, and I'll rest tomorrow, so I'm not busy going back to rest. And in order to celebrate the joining of the monkey master, the perverted prince graciously invited him to the third Chinese canteen for supper.

Although it was said to be a supper, it was all food that was not sold that day, although it did not spoil, but according to the rules of the academy, it was necessary to throw it all away, and I don't know who this perverted prince knew, anyway, he really saved a table of quite rich meals, and then paid for a few bottles of drinks, and the two of them sat in the corner of the empty cafeteria and began to eat.

"Do you want to save so much?" Master Monkey looked at a table of leftovers: "You don't have money, I'll invite you to eat." ”

"Look, you guy, cheesy. Is this thing bad? Spicy chicken, braised prawns, braised fish, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised large intestine, is it bad? It's all made in the evening, and it's very fresh. The perverted prince sandwiched a chicken leg and put it in the monkey master's bowl: "And it's clean here, it's safe to eat, it tastes good, and it doesn't cost money, what reason do you think we have to go out and eat the meat skewers grilled by the hands that wipe the snot?" Wouldn't it be better to live more elaborate without spending money? ”

"Damn, as soon as you tell me, how will I go out to eat in the future."

"Don't worry! If you are hungry for me, I promise to let you enjoy it. The perverted prince was wearing smooth and clean clothes, and he didn't get sloppy at all because it was late at night: "Here in the living area, I still have a bit of face." ”

As he was talking, the contractor of the canteen came over and took out the key and a stack of money from his pocket: "Qiang, I'll go back first, and I'll lock the door later." This is the money I owe you last month, and I will help me clean up the cockroaches and rats before I leave, and there are quite a few more in the past few days. ”

"Okay, don't worry about my work."

"Rest assured."

The contracting boss walked away, and the perverted prince slapped the stack of money on his hand, and said to the monkey master: "See, protection money." ”

Yes Yes Yes ...... God's special protection fee, the monkey master has been in the protection fee world for many years, and the leader of the largest underworld has also become a big drug lord in the rivers and lakes, but I have never seen anyone who collects protection money and catches rats.

"How many jobs do you have?"

"What is a part-time job?" The perverted prince waved his hand and held a chic posture: "Everyone can afford me to let me help, how can I call it a part-time job." ”

"You're just a part-time worker."

"Feel free to do whatever you want." The perverted prince poured himself a full cup of yogurt: "I'll do it first, you feel free." ”

Gan Nima is big! This person's degree of intellectual disability has broken through the bottom limit of the monkey master's understanding, and he has met many people, but it is really the first time he has seen such a retarded person, or...... Can't it be said to be mentally retarded? This guy is autistic?

"Anyway, let's tell you this, the Chinese food area and the West Point area are my territory, and others can't plug in if they want to, but the Western food area and the fast food area are the yellow-haired foreigner's, he is going to reach out to the Chinese food area recently, I am very anxious, I don't know how the halal area is, I plan to try it tomorrow, if we can win the halal area, our power will be greater."

Damn it...... Can you work hard, and you can work hard and play the rivers and lakes, you are all small people, can you settle down a little?

"Ender...... Andrew, yes, yes, that guy's name is Andrew, and he will get up early tomorrow morning, and he will be working at Burger King from six to seven in the morning, and I'll take you to see it. Recognize people, and you don't even know who it is if you really get on it in the future. ”

"Why should I be on a barrage with a waiter?" The monkey master looked desperate: "Why? ”

"Jianghu, you know what? This is a river and lake, and we are in this river and lake. Wait, I'll be able to dominate the dining area. ”

"Your goals are so ambitious."

"Not for you guys? You guys, you don't seem to have much money, and the competition here is fierce, if you don't have some backing, how can you gain a foothold here? Brothers on the road to me, let you work and study here, can you change someone else? The perverted prince sighed: "After all, you are your own people, take care of it a little more." Remember to be early tomorrow, I'll be waiting for you at basketball court No. 3, and I'll have you breakfast by the way. ”

"I don't want to eat fast food."

The monkey master stood up and walked away. And halfway through, I heard the perverted prince shouting from behind: "Remember, six o'clock, it's really not okay at half past six." ”

"Get out!"

In a blink of an eye, it came to five forty in the morning of the next day, the sky was still just dawning, there was a crisp birdsong outside, this was an excellent rest day, the monkey who should have slept well sat up from the bed silently, reached out to turn off the air conditioner, changed his clothes and walked into the bathroom.

When he entered, Dai Wei was taking a bath inside, and when he saw him come in, Dai Wei was stunned for a moment, and poked his head out from behind the curtain: "So early today?" ”

"Because there's a stupid X waiting for me." When the monkey master brushed his teeth, he looked weak: "Am I sick?" ”

"No, no, no, it's good. Make more friends and go out more, it's a good thing. Dai Wei turned off the water and wrapped it in a bath towel and walked to the monkey master to help him sort out his clothes: "You always say that there is no youth and youth time, isn't it a good opportunity now, make up for that period you haven't experienced, I used to do a lot of stupid things when I was studying." Remember, you're going to tell people you're only twenty years old! Twenty years old!! ”

"I'm actually only four or five years old." The monkey master suddenly turned around and shouted at Dai Wei, "No kidding, in real time, I am four or five years old." ”

"Hmm...... It doesn't matter, anyway, some people believe you when you say you're twenty years old, you just look a little older. ”

Grow old a little...... Dai Wei is really good at talking, and the monkey master actually looks at least twenty-seven or eighteen, although this has something to do with his raunchyness, but he really doesn't look like a person in his teens or twenties, or his temperament is not like it, he looks much deeper than a person of that age, so Jiang Xin will call him uncle......

"Don't move, I'll fix it for you."

Dai Wei looked at the monkey master for a while, stood in front of him, took out his makeup bag from the cabinet, held the monkey master's face to shave, trim his eyebrows, and arrange his hairstyle.

The posture of the two people, the person concerned thinks it's nothing, but if you look at it in the third person, it's amazing, so when Bubu pushed open the bathroom and was about to pee, he woke up on the spot when he saw this scene, and then quietly took the door and ran to the toilet on the first floor, and then turned back again and lay down at the door to eavesdrop......

"Little bunny, go back to sleep." The monkey master kicked the door with his foot: "Hurry up." ”

Dai Wei didn't speak, just smiled and trimmed the monkey's eyebrows, and then used oil blotting paper to absorb the water and grease on both sides of the monkey's nose.

"Let's go out and have fun."

Dai Wei tidied up the collar of the monkey master, and then smiled: "I plan to find a job on campus, what do you think?" ”

"If you like it, what are you going to do?"

"Hmm...... Open a flower shop? When I was a girl, I dreamed of opening a flower shop. ”

"That's right, opening a flower shop is the dream of all little girls, go if you like, it's boring to be alone at home with children, they usually go to class, don't worry about it."

The monkey said, and then looked in the mirror. He was amazed to find that after being cleaned up like this, he was really younger, he looked radiant, and his face full of collagen seemed to be really twenty years old.

"I listen to you." Dai Wei tidied up the monkey's clothes, and then took out a bottle of strange perfume and sprayed it twice on the top of the monkey's head: "This is for you, it was made by a French perfumer friend of mine, called Forest." Its flavor is light and bland, but it is persistent. ”

"What does this smell weird and smelly?"

"It's the smell of the forest, and if you sweat, it will turn into an autumn forest." Dai tapped on the monkey's nose in a mischievous manner: "Go play, you should belong to the sunshine." ”

"You're the first person to say that about me."

"Because ......" Dai Wei raised his head and looked at the monkey master: "......"

At this time, a strange voice suddenly came from outside: "Look at it, look at it, I'm going to kiss it." ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes, turned around and opened the door, and saw Bubu and Xiao Wu cowering on the crack of the door, pouting their butts and peeping there. Xiao Wu was still somewhat ignorant, but Bubu's face was full of excitement, and she didn't know what she was expecting.

"Get out!"

The monkey master picked it up with one hand and threw it into the subspace, coming out of here and then out of their own bedroom, with great precision, almost instantaneously.

After driving the two bear children away, the monkey master pinched Dai Wei's face: "If you have something, press the call button." ”

"Hmm." Dai Wei raised his hand and shook the bracelet: "Don't leave your body." ”

The monkey master went out, raised his head and looked at the floating clouds in the sky, he suddenly felt a little like laughing, why he wanted to laugh, he didn't know, maybe he actually responded to that stupid invitation, maybe he actually started to put on makeup, or maybe Bubu was going to kiss. But what it is, he can't tell it, but it doesn't matter if he can't tell it, many things don't need to be so clear.

The monkey master in a white shirt and jeans actually changed his whole appearance after being carefully dressed up by Dai Wei. Theoretically speaking, the man who can hold the white shirt is the real male god in the hearts of girls, but there are very few people who can control it, not too fat, not too thin, not full of flesh, not incompetent, usually only those male teachers with glasses and bright smiles in the yellowed photos can control.

But now the monkey looks really good, from the hairstyle to the temperament and even the breath, it looks very sunny, there is no superfluous decoration on the body, only a very ordinary mechanical watch.

Professional is professional, Dai Wei's matching and styling for the monkey master made him change his whole person, who said that only expensive clothes can show how noble a person is, only suitable even the simplest style is enough to make people change a look.

When the monkey appeared in front of the perverted prince, the prince's eyes lit up, and then he also made a very gay move, which was to lean in front of the monkey master and take a deep breath......

"Oh my God! What brand of shower gel do you use? I'm going to buy it too! ”

"I don't know......"

"I'll go back in the evening and tell me tomorrow."

Originally, before the monkey master came, the perverted prince was surrounded by girls, and he was playing the harmonica...... Yes, that's right, playing the harmonica. And after the monkey master arrived, many people's attention was focused on him.

His outfit is not exquisite, and it can even be said that it is a little rustic and a little outdated, but this outdated set on his body is just right, although it is fashionable to laugh at straight men now, but there are really few girls who can resist straight men who have explosive boyfriends at a glance, after all, most girls are the type of honest mouth, and it is annoying to say that straight men are annoying, but gaygay men are not so popular.

"You wear glasses?"

"Well, it's a bit astigmatism." The monkey nodded: "I usually don't bring it, but I bring it when I read a book." ”

"Oh my God, you're still reading!"

Oh, my God...... The monkey master was shocked by his exaggerated expression, what does it mean to "you still read", although he looks like a ruffian most of the time, but he doesn't lose to anyone at all when it comes to reading, okay......

"No, I'm going to push you! Even though it's a straight guy, it's great. After he finished speaking, he turned to the girls who were chatting with him and said, "Young ladies, are you right! ”

"Yes!"

Master Monkey blackened his face on the spot...... Because the feeling of pushing him out as a duck and being watched by a crowd of mortals put him on the verge of anger.

"Let's go, we'll discuss the next thing, I'll take you to see Andrew first."

The perverted prince suddenly came up and hugged the monkey master's shoulder, which made the big monkey master frown suddenly, after all, no one has dared to hug him like this all these years, and this guy will be beaten if he wants to put it down.

Bidding farewell to a group of girls, the perverted prince walked into the fast food restaurant with the monkey master, and after standing in the ordering area, the perverted prince pointed to the billboard: "Let's have a couple package, is it an activity?" ”

"But only for couples."

After hearing this, he snorted coldly: "What? Discrimination? ”

The little brother who sold the package looked at him and the monkey who was sitting at the window not far away, and instantly made a clear expression, and then shouted to the back kitchen: "A couple package!" ”

Couple's package? The monkey master suddenly had a spirit. Draft, who wants to eat a couple's meal with you! Get out of here!

But it's too late to protest, the pervert has already brought the set meal to the monkey master, a large glass of Lover's special drink, an oversized burger made into a heart-shaped shape, and chicken wings in a heart-shaped box......

"Fuck me!" The monkey master pointed at the pervert: "You owe a beating, right?" ”

"The package is cheap, and this part is only fifteen yuan for activities." He pushed the chicken wings in front of the monkey master: "You eat the chicken wings, I'll eat the hamburger, and you can drink the drink, it's okay!" I have brought water myself. ”

After speaking, he took out a thermos cup from his pocket: "I have a bad stomach, and I drink carbonated drinks to have diarrhea." ”

And at this moment, a blonde guy wearing a fast-food restaurant uniform walked down from the second floor with a garbage tray, and the perverted prince hurriedly pulled the monkey master's sleeve and pointed at the man and said, "Look! Look, that's Andrew. ”

The monkey master looked in the direction of his finger and saw the blonde-haired nemesis, his facial features were very delicate, with a temperament of sexual coldness, his eyes were glowing with cold light, and there were two cross earrings on his ears. The monkey master could see at a glance that these two earrings were magic weapons, and this guy was the S-level student known as the magic copy, the royal magician reserve talent hand-picked by Tana.

"Huh...... Look at him like that, he looks like a dog. The perverted prince's face was full of disgust: "We have to find a way to kill him." ”

"you paralyzed! If you give Lao Tzu such a gay again, I will beat you up immediately and leave. ”

"Don't be so restless, you may not be able to beat me, and we are in a group, our own people, our own people." The pervert waved his hand, then took a step forward: "Moreover, his girlfriend is the best-looking girl in the entire academy." Oh...... Except for the tassel teacher. ”

"You're still going to get tassel ideas?"

"How dare you, someone slapped me over. I just think it's good-looking, what? You have ideas. ”

"Hmm."

"There is a future, sure enough, your own people!" The pervert patted his chest: "As long as you are on, brother, I will fully support you!" ”

"......"

Master Monkey was really amused by this guy, and now it seems that this guy is probably a pure brain with a missing string...... On the contrary, it makes people feel very interesting, which is probably the reason why many girls like to play with him.

"It's coming, it's coming, Andrew is coming! Get ready. ”

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Because of the power outage at home, it's a little later today, after all, the code word starts at nine o'clock......