Zhu Lang found a public phone booth on the street, took out a 1 yuan coin, and was about to stuff it in, thought about it, stopped and asked, "Beibei, can't you use an Internet phone?" Just simulate a person's voice and call 110 to report the case, and you want me to waste money, you don't have a brain? ”

"The 110 command center can identify and track Internet calls, so why bother with such a trivial matter, it's not worth it. Isn't it just 1 yuan? When you sell Tianhuangshi and jadeite, and make a profit of tens of millions of dollars, and the 1 yuan coin is kicked by you, you will not bend down to pick it up! ”

"Wouldn't it? 1 yuan can buy 2 lollipops~ I will definitely pick it up! ”

"Don't be poor~ I'll just make an analogy, there's no need to be serious. Call ...... 'pseudo-luck' is beckoning you! My Points Reward...... Also beckoning to me! ”

Zhu Lang stuffed the coin, grabbed the microphone, and dialed 110 directly. The phone was connected instantly, and a sweet female voice came: "Hello~ This is the 110 command center of XX City." Excuse me, what is your reaction? ”

"Hello! I am an ordinary citizen with a conscience and a sense of justice, and I found a den of theft gangs, and at the corner of XX Street, there were three men in total. They opened a small supermarket there and sold goods stolen from major supermarkets at prices more than 30 percent lower than the market price. Now stationed at the supermarket is a man in his 30s, and his other two helpers have gone to the supermarket to steal again. I'll just react to this situation, and you can send someone to verify! …… I'm afraid of being discovered, retaliated against, inconvenient to show up, and I can't provide my own information, forgive me! Good bye! ”

After Zhu Lang pinched his throat and finished speaking, he hung up the phone and walked out of the phone booth.

"Beibei, my statement is okay, right?"

"110 will definitely record and record when you receive the police, but that won't be of any use to you, so don't worry~ The camera over there is not clear, and you are not afraid to take it. The information you provided was so detailed, they would definitely send someone over to investigate. If the verification results are true, you will eradicate the dens of theft and sale of stolen goods, which is equivalent to your contribution to social security and stability, and you will definitely get a lot of 'pseudo-luck'. I guess the results will be available in half an hour. Let's go to the city bus now, and take a look at the 'fake beggars' at the central intersection. ”

"Are you going to take the city bus? Yes, there are many thieves on the bus, and they are looking for old people and young women, and their wallets and mobile phones are their main targets. But what's the point of those beggars at the central intersection? How do you say it's a 'fake beggar'? ”

Bei Bei flew into the air again, loudly announcing the award speech that only Zhu Lang could hear.

"Backstage soundtrack, sound!"

"Don't ask me where I'm from, my hometown is far away, why wander? Wandering far away, wandering ......"

Zhu Lang was puzzled: "Beibei, isn't this the theme song of "Olive Tree"? Isn't it the vocation and nature of a beggar to wander? ”

The dog ignored him, still vigorously talking about its award speech-

Awards: Best Acting Award

Winner: Counterfeit version of "Beggar"

Award Speech: Don't ask me where I'm from, why I'm wandering, wandering far away. In order to get something for nothing, to sit back and enjoy it, to win people's pity, for ill-gotten gains, wandering......

Prize: Three months of educational reform. ——

"Babe, what can I do with them? You can't get 'pseudo-luck', right? ”

"Cough ~ cough ~ read according to the script, too devoted! Forget that you can't solve this social problem at the moment. However, some of them are beggars during the day, and they may be burglaries at night, taking their money away and letting them drink the northwest wind~"

"Do you know where they hid their money? Maybe it's in the bank? ”

"Uh~ Makes sense. These guys pretend to beg during the day, and as soon as they take off their 'work clothes' at night, they go to restaurants, stay in hotels, play cards and gamble! When you run out of money, you go and steal ....... It's in vain, Lord Beibei, my performance, bad luck~ Let's go, go and take the bus around the city! ”

Zhu Lang was interested in Beibei's program, and asked as he walked: "Beibei, do you have more than a dozen programs?" In addition to gang theft, fake beggars and bus pickpockets, what else? ”

Bei Bei saw that Zhu Lang was interested, she was very happy, and she talked endlessly, pouring beans into the bamboo tube——

"Today, Lord Bei Bei is a performance~ Eh, I can't finish awarding awards...... There is also the 'stupid kid' who secretly copied the test papers, copied other people's names, and won the 'stupidest thief award'; ”

"There are burglars, who covet other people's wine, and get drunk in other people's houses; Some often steal, and after getting used to it, they thought it was their own home and put their ID cards on the host's desk...... The award speech to them is: Gently you go, just as gently you come. You beckon, and the pockets fill with items. Quietly you go, just as you come quietly, you wave your sleeves, the full belt you can bring. The soundtrack is "Stunned". ”

……

"The last one is a heavyweight award, this award is the world's highest, there are many winners, and it is the most in-depth - the 'Lifetime Achievement Award'! Winner: Corrupt officials. Prizes: one pair of handcuffs and one pair of leg irons, life imprisonment or death, deprivation of political rights for life, confiscation of property...... Award speech: One misstep becomes a thousand hatreds! The soundtrack is Destiny. ”

"Time flies, and today's awards are coming to an end, and the winners of the major awards are returning home with a full load. Their "glorious" deeds have been recorded in the annals of stealing, "through the ages". We also hope that more thieves will be dedicated to their careers, steal professionalism, steal their true style, and believe that the next winner will be one of you! …… Next year, say "Hello, thief" again; Next year's Stealing Festival will be back in splendor. That's the end of today's awards, see you next year! ”——

Bei Bei was self-absorbed, and then asked his only 'audience' and 'judge': "How is it, is this script and my performance wonderful?" Is it shocking? I recorded it all, organized it into words, revised and polished it when I was free, and then published it on the Internet, gaining countless fans......"

Before Zhu Lang could respond, Bei Bei screamed: "Wow~haha!" Lao Tzu's point reward is coming~...... I'll calculate ~10 points of 'pseudo-luck', which is 500 points! A sum of 500 ...... If you get 9 more today, isn't it 5000 points? It's going to be able to use it for a while! Wow~"

"What are you calling? Silly performing? ”

"110 went to the police, and in less than half an hour, the den was eliminated, and the second and third children were arrested as soon as they came back with stolen goods. Faced with police interrogation, several suspects confessed their actions on the spot. It turned out that the room full of goods had been stolen by them using some security loopholes in the large supermarket, and many goods had been stored in just a few months. So, the three thieves opened that 'cheap supermarket' there. Now that everyone has stolen money, you get about 10 'Pseudo-Luck' rewards. ”

When Zhu Lang heard this, he was happy and danced with his hands: "Haha~ Today's flag is victorious, and I got 10 points of 'pseudo-luck' at the beginning!" Let's make persistent efforts to get enough 'pseudo-luck' today......"