Chapter 189: The Old Driver Who Understands in Seconds [Third Update, Alliance Leader Yuhai Yunyan Plus More (1)]
I don't know why, hearing Tang Jian say that his two middle fingers seemed to be cramping, Li Jiajia couldn't help laughing and hurting his stomach.
Tang Jian regretted it, this is the same nature as pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!
"! System, you're cheating me! ”
Tang Jian secretly scolded in his heart, he knew that it would be like this, then he was still pretending to be a woolen force!
The voice of the system sounded in my head: "Host, you misunderstand this system again, this is to blame for your lack of moderation and your movement too often and quickly, which is why your fingers cramp!" ”
"Your sister! Why didn't you say earlier that this would happen! ”
"It's common sense, right? The host doesn't even know this bit of common sense, and the system is anxious about the host's IQ. ”
...... "I'm a system for you!" It took so much rage and ended up being sinful!
Xinfeng looked at Tang Jian's trembling two cramping middle fingers, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile with a lewd smile, and said in his heart: This guy is a talent! can code words to the two middle fingers are cramped, this is estimated to become the only case in the online literature industry that has no ancients before and after it!
Editor-in-chief Li couldn't help laughing, and then ordered: "Xiaojia, you take him to a nearby clinic to take some medicine, otherwise it won't be good if you can't make a word break in the future." ”
Li Jiajia covered her little belly, held back a smile, and then helped Tang Jian put away her laptop, carried Tang Jian's backpack, and walked out with this somewhat funny slut.
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Moments later, inside a clinic that combines East and West.
Looking at Tang Jian's two cramps and some swollen middle fingers, the doctor in his early forties in front of him instantly showed a strange expression that wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh.
"Young man, how did your two middle fingers get cramped?" The doctor deliberately asked, thinking that today's young people really know how to play, and they actually played with two middle fingers at the same time!
Tang Jian looked at the doctor's strange expression that seemed to be smiling, and immediately knew that this uncle was an old driver who understood in seconds!
He simply glared at Li Jiajia resentfully, and said, "It's all her fault, causing me to keep using my middle finger, but after a long time, my two middle fingers have cramped like this!" ”
"......" Li Jiajia glanced at her and said, "Phew, it's obvious that you have to use these two middle fingers, and I didn't tell you not to use other fingers!" ”
Burst!
Tang Jian almost couldn't hold back his laughter, this editor didn't understand the doctor's expression, and she didn't hear what she said?
Well, this shows that Li Jiajia is not an old driver!
The doctor uncle couldn't help but smile, he looked at Tang Jian with some envy, thinking that at his age, he hadn't even held a girl's hand, let alone negative distance contact!
And this kid's girlfriend is so good-looking, even one of his uncles is envious and jealous when he sees it!
"Fortunately, it's just a slight cramp and sprained the joint, you have to pay attention to it next time you do this kind of thing, you can also buy some tools to play if you can't do it, after all, the body is the capital of the revolution!"
The doctor jokingly raced up the connotation car, Li Jiajia was confused at first, and then slowly pondered, her face instantly became hot and red!
Syllable......
Li Jiajia suddenly put Tang Jian's backpack on the table, and then walked out with a red face!
"Young man, you've got to coax your girlfriend next, haha!" The doctor uncle smiled heartlessly, and then helped Tang Jian's middle finger apply medicine and wrap gauze.
Tang Jian was also convinced, and said nonsense: "It's okay, she's just a little shy in front of outsiders, but if I go back, I guess I'm going to overwork again, hey......"
"Young people still need to be modest! Do you want to buy some kidney supplements? Or you can eat Liuwei Rehmannia Pills! ”
Tang Jian smiled awkwardly: "It's not necessary!" ”
Soon, the medicine was cured, Tang Jian's palm and middle finger were wrapped in gauze, looking at the two middle fingers wrapped in gauze, Tang Jian thought of it, fortunately, his face was thicker, even if he was suspected by others, he had nothing to be embarrassed and embarrassed.
After paying, Tang Jian walked out of this small clinic with his backpack on his back, and the strong smell of Chinese medicine made him disgusted and disgusted, and at the same time, it had a refreshing effect.
"Huh? Li Jiajia was so ruthless and unjust, she threw me here and ran away! ”
Tang Jian was slightly disappointed, thinking that if it was Liu Yuyan, he would definitely not be so ruthless and unjust, right?
Where to go next? I don't have to go to the afternoon training class, right?
Well, this pit daddy's training! Lao Tzu's middle finger is injured!
Hey, in the future, this kind of waste of physical strength prop skills still have to be used leisurely, otherwise it will be useless to eat more Kidney Treasure and Liuwei Dihuang Pill!
At this time.
Longkong Forum, Tang Jian is starting to fire again!
Someone secretly took photos and videos of the class in front of him and posted them.
"Impossible! No matter how you look at this guy, he looks like he is in his teens and twenties, and he can actually write like this? ”
"This stupid hanger is sick! Can't write without talent? Those great gods didn't become great gods after a few years of fighting on the streets! ”
"Arrogant and arrogant guy, I think I've written a few good books and get good grades! If Lao Tzu is at the scene, see if I don't scold and cry him! ”
"Hehe, this stupid beep has exploded, and even if those authors who are unhappy with him don't beat him, there will be readers who beat him! For example, it is estimated that many people would like to kill him! ”
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In an instant, Tang Jian became a little popular in the online literature circle again, and those male authors were even more unhappy after knowing that he was so young and so handsome!
Those female authors who were originally very unhappy with Tang Jian were suddenly conquered by Tang Jian's handsome face, and then turned black to fan, and also helped Tang Jian fight, scolding those authors who were originally on the same front, and accusing the other party of envy and jealousy of Tang Jian.
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"How lonely it is to be invincible!"
"How empty is invincibility......"
Tang Jian walked alone on the street, and couldn't help singing the song given by the system again, he didn't use the singer's voice card this time, but because this song has no technical content, it is better to sing it in the original voice.
"Alone in the peak, the cold wind keeps blowing!"
"My loneliness, who can understand me?"
Tang Jianran ignored the gazes of passers-by, and sang his own song in a small voice......
This strange city, this strange street, Tang Jian walked aimlessly, and I don't know how many times he repeated this short song that sang his heart......
"How lonely it is to be invincible!"
"Invincible is how, how empty!"
"She's hiding in the sky, can she listen to me?"
"My loneliness, endless loneliness......"...