"Do you think that Fat Fei Ge still misses me, and when he hears the news of my death, he washes his face with tears every day?" Fang Meiqi asked Chen Chuan and Yuan Fan with a smile. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Yuan Fan originally thought so in his heart, since the front has been so bloody, the story is here, the female protagonist died in a car accident, the male protagonist was in pain, the female protagonist found the male protagonist, and found that the male protagonist was deeply in love with him, and then developed a love story with unfinished human and ghost love, isn't it?

"Hehe, people may have liked me and pursued me in their own way, but that was a year ago. Children's love is always unforgettable, but adults are always changing with each passing day. No matter how good I am and I have a boyfriend, no matter how nostalgic he is, life has to move on, right? ”

"When I wandered around his house, I found that he actually had the habit of keeping a diary, although it was not every day, but most of them could record his life. When he was writing on the computer, I watched from the sidelines, it turned out that his family forced him to go on a blind date in the past few days, and he met a few girls, but they were unsuccessful. Although his economic conditions are okay, his appearance conditions and handling of feelings are ...... Maybe it's a little too wooden. ”

Then I secretly looked through the diary on his computer, to the time when he still had me in his life in the first two years, to the time when he silently helped me a lot after I gradually left his sight, and to the time when he also wanted to find a good home but did not have a good way. After watching so much, do you know what I admire most about him? ”

Yuan Fan and Chen Chuan shook their heads with the same frequency.

"It's his tolerance for people," Fang Meiqi continued, "I have time, I have read a lot of his diaries, although he is only thirty-one years old, he has been keeping a diary for twenty-four years!" Many of his childhood diaries are estimated to have been typed into the notepad word by word, and the language is still so naïve. ”

"I found that there were a lot of people who played a lot of tricks with him, and a lot of people laughed at him for his appearance, and there were different things about him, some of which I knew, some of which I didn't. He knew a lot about these things, but in his diary there was no sign of his resentment against them, and in turn he did his best to help them when they were in trouble, including me. Isn't such a person a very good person? He's ten million times better than my scumbag boyfriend! ”

Fang Meiqi looked at Chen Chuan, and Chen Chuan could only nod in agreement.

"So I'm going to help him, at least help him solve his life's problems!" Maggie Fang clenched her fist in front of her chest.

"So you control him to touch the hands of his female colleagues and touch the buttocks of other girls on the bus?" Yuan Fan was made to laugh and cry by Fang Meiqi's statement.

"No, that's because I didn't control it well," Fang Meiqi hurriedly explained, "From the moment I became a ghost, I seemed to have suddenly learned something, and it was like instinct, such as the wall piercing technique, and the possession technique." But I don't control the possession technique very well, I possessed Feige, I want to use my own understanding of girls to help him, let him take the initiative when he should take the initiative, when he should do something, do what he should do! ”

"It's just...... The control is not very in place, sometimes it is that effect, but when he wakes up, you can ask him, has he learned more about girls in the past few months? Isn't it better for girls? It's all my credit! But I only have one chance to possess him, and if you drive me out, I will never be able to possess him again! I was thinking that if I practiced for a while, I would always let him come into contact with girls naturally! ”

"Maybe what you said is indeed your credit," Chen Chuan said slowly, "but a correct purpose cannot cover up a wrong act. Do you know how much damage your possession has done to him? It is a very difficult thing for a ghost to possess a human body, even if it is a powerful ghost, it may not be successful, let alone a ghost like you who has no cultivation, so you can imagine how bad his physique was during the time when you successfully possessed him! ”

"And your possession will only make his physical condition worse! It's him who found me, and I drove you out, or else! Hmph, this fat man may not survive the end of this year! Chen Chuan suddenly said sharply.

Not only Fang Meiqi and Yuan Fan jumped down this time, this Zhang Feiniao is a little fatter, but looking at his body is not so unbearable, he can't even live for a year? It's unbelievable, this old man is a bit alarmist, right?

"It's not that I'm alarmist, if there are two thoughts in people's minds, it is schizophrenia, what if a person's body lives in the souls of two people? This is not called split personality, this is called not far from death! ”

Fang Meiqi was stunned, she didn't expect her kindness to bring this result.

"That'...... Now that I've been unpossessed, is it okay? Is it possible for Fat Phineas to slowly get better? Fang Meiqi said weakly.

Chen Chuanda shook his head and said: "How can it be so easy, his body, although according to the hospital's examination method, there is no big problem, but according to my master's judgment method, the ghost qi has been haunted for too long, and the yang qi is insufficient. ”

"How do you need to recuperate, you tell me, I'll help him!" Fang Meiqi hurriedly said.

Chen Chuan smiled and said, "I'm afraid it won't work, if I let him drink some medicine, and you give him a bowl to drink, he won't be scared to death?" Ahaha! I'll wake him up, but I'll tell him myself! ”

Chen Chuan laughed, and then said, "As for you! Little girl, I know that you are also kind, but it is not good for ghosts to stay in the human world after all, I have a way to let you go to the place where you should go, that is, the underworld, at that time, whether you are reincarnated, or practice to become a Buddha, it will also follow your creation! I'm also helping you, will you cooperate? ”

Fang Meiqi was silent for a while, looked at Zhang Feiniao, and then spoke: "I also want to be reincarnated, I don't know what it feels like yet, but since it's already like this, I want to ask you, I want to help Fat Feige find his partner and then go, okay?" ”

Chen Chuan nodded and said: "You have such a good intention, naturally you can, and now you don't have the ability to possess yourself, so let's do it, I'll leave him a notebook, if he wants to ask anything about men and women, let him write the questions in the notebook, and then you can write the answers?" ”

Chen Chuan's method was even more mysterious, but Fang Meiqi didn't expect that there would be this method, but she thought it was very good, so she immediately became happy and nodded in agreement.

"As for you, I believe in you, I will give you a Yinfa incense, after helping Zhang Feiniao, you light this incense, I will find you and help you leave the world and return to the underworld!" Chen took out a box from his backpack, took out a stick of incense from it and handed it over, and Fang Meiqi carefully took it in her hand.

After explaining Fang Meiqi, Chen Chuan walked next to Zhang Feiniao, stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Feiniao's forehead.

"Ugh! Belch...... Well...... Well? Zhang Feiniao woke up slowly, his mind was still a little unclear, he opened his eyes and saw Chen Chuan beside the bed, and quickly turned over and did it.

"Master of Sleep! You...... I ......" Zhang Feiniao called Chen Chuan, and he didn't know what his current situation was, so he cowered when he spoke.

"I have already exorcised the ghost on your body, you can rest assured." Chen Legend said.

Hearing that his ghost upper body had been lifted, Zhang Feiniao jumped off the bed at once, holding Chen Chuan's hand, looking very excited.

"Ahh Thank you so much, Master! Thank you so much, Master! I don't know how many times my right hand has hurt me, I ...... I somehow became a big pervert, and I was looked at for no reason, which is really painful! Zhang Feiniao said excitedly. Fang Meiqi's face turned red on the side, a little embarrassed.

"But there's no reason why you're a ghost, there are two things you need to pay attention to." Chen Chuan continued.

"Master of Sleep, please speak!"

"One of them is that your physical fitness is too poor! From now on, you have to pay attention to weight control, maintain a relaxed mood, and improve your physical fitness, so as not to let the ghosts have a chance! Chen said, Zhang Feiniao listened carefully and nodded incessantly.

"The second is ......" Chen Chuan said while taking out a small notebook from his backpack and a very ordinary-looking pen, "Your relationship problems, although you don't feel it yourself, but deep down you still want to have a good life partner, and it is this subconscious that causes the 'pervert' to easily possess you!" ”

Chen Chuan's small notebook and pen were handed to Zhang Feiniao, who had a suddenly realized expression, completely ignoring Fang Meiqi next to him who kept glancing at Chen Chuan because she was called a "pervert".

"You take this notebook, remember, if you have any emotional problems, you can write a pen on the notebook and ask questions, and then put the notebook aside, and the notebook will give you an answer. Remember, don't let anyone else see you do this, remember, remember! ”

Zhang Feiniao immediately got a treasure, he didn't know that there was a beautiful ghost watching around him, he completely regarded this little book as a magic weapon of the fairy family, and it was amazing.

"After a week, if you don't have the previous symptoms, proving that you have a demon in you, I have successfully exorcised it, you can transfer the money to my card. All right! Yuan Fan and I will leave first, you can do it yourself! ”

Chen Chuan put down the next sentence, and walked out of the house in a very high-spirited manner, Yuan Fan originally wanted to rub Zhang Chuan for lunch, but seeing Chen Chuan walking so chicly, he could only keep up, and Zhang Fatzi followed all the way behind.

Chen Yuan and the others walked out of the community, used their mobile phones to order everyone, and found that there were still many small restaurants around the community, so they found a stir-fry restaurant, ordered a few dishes and sat down.

"Master, aren't you teasing people, and you give a small book to others, and I almost didn't laugh when I showed him the baby!" After sitting down, Yuan Fan spoke.

"Alas, man is a wretched man, and a ghost is a wretched ghost. Let's do this business, since we have collected the money, let's help others if we can! Chen Chuan sighed.

"Master, you always said that you collected the money, and there is this time on the ferry, how can you charge it?" Yuan Fan asked curiously.

"Huh? I don't seem to be your master, do I? Why do you keep screaming! I don't earn much, so it's only one or twenty thousand yuan for this vote! Chen Chuan said casually.

"One, twenty thousand! Oh, my God! So much! Coupled with your fortune teller in the morning, you have been holding 50,000 or 60,000 yuan in the past few days! Can't you easily earn 1.8 million this year? Yuan Fan swallowed and foamed at the mouth in surprise.

"How can there be so many, there are not so many ghosts in this world, and not everyone can afford to pay a high price, earning more than 200,000 yuan a year, just barely making ends meet." Chen Chuan took a sip of wine, shook his hand and said.

"I said Master, you didn't let me call it that, and you didn't tell me what the three levels of apprenticeship were, and I don't have a bottom in my heart!" Since he was still underage, Yuan Fan only ordered a bottle of iced tea, and he took a big sip and said.

"Three levels," Chen Chuan squinted his eyes, "Actually, you have already passed the first level." ”

"What?! It's already over? Is it because I arrived at the Yellow Crane Tower early and waited, you can see my sincerity? Yuan Fan was surprised, and then secretly rejoiced, thanks to hearing the stories of the ancients.

"Of course not, you go to bed early and get up early has something to do with me." Chen Legend said, "Our door, one of the three levels, is called 'Zhengping'!" What is Zhengping, that is, not to be alarmed in the face of chaos, not to be embarrassed, to be gentle and benevolent, and to be upright and peaceful! ”

Yuan Fan silently recited these sixteen words, but listened to Chen Chuan continue: "Through the observation of the past few days, your reaction to the words of ghosts and monsters is not very violent, although you are often poor-mouthed, but you are still deferential and generous, and there is nothing dirty in your heart, it can be said that you are upright and calm, this first level, I will count you over!" ”

Yuan Fan listened to Chen Chuan's string of words praising himself, and he was embarrassed, but since he had already passed one level, victory was not far ahead, as long as he passed two more levels, he could contact the real exorcism. Now it seems that the exorcism thing is really becoming more and more attractive to me, and it is really good to be an exorcist.

"Master, I'll be embarrassed if you praise me like this, it's almost done! Don't talk about my goodness, what if you can't live without me when the time comes! ”

Chen Chuan snorted disdainfully, this Yuan Fan really praised two sentences and began to narcissistically go to the sky, the more you tell him, the more frequent he will be with you, the best way is to ignore him, so Chen Chuan continued to eat and drink and ignored Yuan Fan.

Yuan Fan seemed enthusiastic, he ate two mouthfuls of food, and asked his doubts: "Master, I found a problem, why are your two exorcisms so simple?" There's no such fierce battle as on TV, right? ”

"Fighting? Hmph, are you sick? Chen Chuan took another bite of food and said disdainfully again.