"Why fight? Do you mean ghost fighting? What do I do with ghosts? Chen Chuan was eating vegetables while asking a series of rhetorical questions. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Isn't it necessary? The ghosts I saw these two times were relatively gentle, didn't there be that kind of situation where I died with hatred and wanted revenge and turned into a ghost? Yuan Fan asked, stretching his neck.

"Hehe, you've really watched too many movies, haven't you? Whoa? Chen Chuan smiled, "So many people die every day in the world, there is no one who can become a ghost, and I still have no conclusion on the conditions for becoming a ghost, so it is not who has a strong desire to become a ghost when he dies, what 'I will turn into a ghost after I die' This kind of saying, if it can really succeed, those Taoist priests probably won't catch ghosts, and they will all go to refine ghosts!" ”

"On this earth, maybe only one in a million people may become ghosts, and one in a thousand people who become ghosts may become vicious ghosts, ordinary ghosts, although they will affect normal human beings, but they themselves don't know, they still think that their existence in the ordinary world has nothing to do with people. What we and other exorcists need to do is not to beat him up without asking questions, but to help the ghosts naturally go where they need to go, that is, the underworld! ”

"And the most important reason why I don't fight ghosts is ......" Yuan Fan listened more carefully when he heard this, "I can't beat ordinary ghosts, you don't need to fight, what you need to fight are evil ghosts." If I run into evil ghosts, without saying a word, I will definitely run immediately, how far can I run, what am I provoking them for? ”

Hearing Chen Chuan's answer, Yuan Fan's eyes almost didn't fall, couldn't he beat it? A person who claims to be an exorcist can't beat ghosts? You're a ghost psychologist, aren't you? When you see a ghost, talk to him about "ghost" life, talk about ideals, talk about poetry and songs, and then talk about the philosophy of "ghost" life, and finally let the ghost come to his senses, kneel on the ground and kowtow, and you will be sent to "where they should go".

"Do you think this kind of exorcism is too simple? Not exciting at all, huh? Chen Chuan asked.

Yuan Fan nodded subconsciously.

"Alas!" Chen Chuan sighed, "Stimulation, isn't that something ordinary people can bear!" It's not like I've never seen evil ghosts in my life, and there are really a lot of them, ten times! But do you know how many demons I've killed in the past ten times? ”

Yuan Fan subconsciously shook his head again.

Chen Chuan stretched out a finger, "Only one!" ”

"One?" Yuan Fan exclaimed.

"Isn't that just one? For so many years, I have followed my father to exorcise ghosts, plus I have exorcised ghosts myself, I have seen ten evil ghosts, only once, my father and I really can't escape, let it go, determined to add luck, we are lucky, really lucky to destroy that evil ghost, but ......" Chen Chuan took a sip of wine and paused, "But my father was also angry with that ghost and died soon after." ”

Yuan Fan was dumbfounded when he heard this, although he felt that there might be a relationship between Chen Chuan and his father's poor learning, but he could still feel the horror of the evil ghost.

"So, when I exorcise demons, the first thing I have to do is to fix the ghosts! If you think you might run into evil spirits this time, I won't do it if I am given no amount of money. If I am unfortunate enough to make a mistake and encounter an evil ghost, then I will definitely turn around and run, and I will never hesitate! ”

Yuan Fan didn't expect that there would be such a big risk if the exorcism encountered evil ghosts, so it seems that it is still good to be an exorcist like Chen Chuan, when he is happy, he makes money by exorcising demons, and when he is unhappy, he looks at feng shui and divises (of course, it is to use the knowledge of exorcism), although it is not as exciting as fighting ghosts, but it is stable! I am only seventeen years old and will soon become an adult, if I accidentally exorcise demons, wouldn't it be a pity to die young?

They didn't continue to talk about this topic, and the two of them continued to eat and drink, and talk about other things.

In the afternoon, the project of the tour group happened to visit the Yellow Crane Tower, and Yuan Fan and Chen Chuan also followed the tour group to carefully visit this scenic spot.

This time, Yuan Fan walked with Chen Chuan, and knew to Chen Chuan that he should not follow Chen Chuan all the time, at most two weeks, and he would return home for the New Year. Chen Chuan also said that if there is always a follower with him, then life will not be easy at all, and it is a big deal that he will have time to take Yuan Fan with him in the future, and then test Yuan Fan's remaining two levels at that time.

When the tour group finished their trip to the Yellow Crane Tower and was about to leave to return to the hotel, Chen Chuan's mobile phone received a message.

"Hehe, I didn't expect to have a lot of work lately, no, someone asked me to exorcise on the exorcism software again. It seems that this year's Chinese New Year can have a bumper harvest! Chen Chuan looked at the news and said to Yuan Fan with a smile.

"What? And the exorcist software? Yuan Fan was surprised.

"What, isn't that weird? What age is this, if you still rely on that kind of gossip one-line contact, not only can the business not be expanded, but also the efficiency is also very low! ”

"Oh my God! Too up-to-date, right? Can I download it too? ”

"Of course you can, I'll tell you later, you can download one, you can register a user first, if you can become an exorcist in the future, you can upgrade to an 'exorcist user', so that someone will find you to exorcise." Chen Chuan explained.

Chen Chuan showed Yuan Fan his mobile phone, and Yuan Fan found that Chen Chuan turned out to be a five-star exorcist! It seems that there were a lot of exorcisms before, the success rate is very high, and the user evaluation is good! However, such a mysterious and powerful profession as an exorcist is associated with the current advanced online social networking, how does Yuan Fan think about it, how strange does he think, he can only agree with Chen Chuan's statement, exorcism must also keep pace with the times, and you can't fall behind because of self-containment!

Generally, if you are in a hurry to exorcise the task, the exorcism software will introduce the exorcist nearby, so the task that Chen Chuan received is not far away, in the small towns around Wuhan. The two of them felt that there was no point in following the tour group, so they told the tour guide that they would no longer follow the group, and the tour guide was of course very happy, which is equivalent to the money of the two people in the back of the tour project was earned in vain, plus a family of three who quit the tour group in front, this wave of group opening is not a loss, a big profit!

Even if he just earned tens of thousands of yuan, the old man Chen Chuan was still quite picky, and did not charter a car to rush to Yunchang Town (pure fiction, a coincidence of the same name), but chose to take a long-distance bus, buy a ticket and AA system, Yuan Fan smiled helplessly, but after thinking about it, he felt that he should, after all, people have no obligation to cover your food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Given that the accommodation conditions in the town were certainly not as good as those of the five-star hotels in Wuhan, the two decided to stay in Wanda Siwei for one night and then go to Yunchang Town the next morning.

Yuan Fan slept very soundly this night and didn't say anything all night.

At 8 o'clock the next day, Yuan Fan's door was knocked on the door, Yuan Fan was woken up from his dream, scolded to open the door, and saw that Chen Chuan had finished cleaning up outside, and looked at Yuan Fan with disdain.

"Why are you still sleeping? What time is it? Chen Chuan asked.

"Isn't it only 8 o'clock?" Yuan Fan looked at his watch, "In the past two days, I've been seeing ghosts every day, how tired I am, can't I have a good rest?" Isn't there the first bus to Yunchang Town at 10 o'clock? ”

"Huh! You're still talking back! Not only do I see ghosts every day, but I also exorcise ghosts every day, I'm not tired, you guy, what are you tired of! Hurry up or not late, we have to hurry to the bus station, what should we do if we are stuck in traffic? ”

Chen Chuan walked straight into Yuan Fan's room, sat on the sofa and waited. Yuan Fan saw that there was no hope of returning to sleep, so he could only get up and wash up.

The two of them hurriedly checked out and took a taxi to the long-distance bus station, but it was less than 9 o'clock when they arrived at the station, Yuan Fan complained, Chen Chuan just smiled and made Yuan Fan calm, and it was also a happy thing to take a break and look at the various states of passers-by. Anyway, Yuan Fan didn't think it would be interesting to look at passers-by in a hurry.

The long-distance bus departed on time at ten o'clock, because they came early, Yuan Fan and Chen Chuan chose a position that looked comfortable, even if it only took 3 hours to get to Yunchang Town, they had to make themselves sit comfortably, right?

After sitting down, Yuan Fan was bored and began to ask Chen Chuan about his very heavy backpack.

"Master, your backpack is so heavy, but every time I look at you, you take out a notebook, a plastic bag, and what else are there? It can't be that much weight for a book and that plastic bag of paper, right? ”

"Nonsense, there are a lot of things in it, not only "Sleeping God Laughing and Forgetting Book" and all kinds of rune paper, but also many necessities, didn't the book and pen that I gave Zhang Feiniao yesterday also take out of the backpack? It's called being prepared! ”

"What's in there, can you show me?" Yuan Fan said curiously.

"Hehe, there's nothing to be ashamed of, let's show you!" Chen Legend took his backpack from the upper shelf.

"The Book of Laughter and Forgetfulness of the Sleeping God is my ancestral exorcism book, which not only talks about the characteristics of a variety of ghosts and gods, but also talks about the use of various charms, of course, each generation of exorcists will add their own experience to it, and I have also written about 20 pages." The first thing Chen Chuan took out was the booklet he had to take every time he exorcised demons.

"Oh~! I see that you take this book every time you exorcise demons, why do you take it every time? Yuan Fan asked.

"Isn't that to be looked at? So many spells, so many spells, how can I remember them so clearly, I have to read them! My qualifications are not good, those who are really well qualified, they don't have to recite talismans at all, step on gossip, and even don't even use talisman paper, they have talismans in their hearts, and they can exorcise demons with every move. Chen Chuan explained, taking out the plastic bag containing the talisman paper.

"Here, it's the rune paper I have stored in advance, there aren't many offensive spells, most of them are auxiliary, such as the manifestation talisman used on the ferry, the magic rune or something."

"Wow! The pattern on this rune paper is very exquisite, but this rune paper is very expensive, right? Yuan Fan took a long strip of rune paper, flipped through it and asked.

"You are holding one of the few offensive spells, thunder charms, if you encounter a demon, just two pieces to scare and scare him, it's useless, this thing is also useful for ordinary ghosts, but against ordinary ghosts, what do you do with thunder to slash him? So I don't think the person who invented this spell had a very good brain. Chen Chuan looked at the spell in Yuan Fan's hand and said, "As for whether it's expensive or not!" This paper is ordinary rice paper, and the paint used to paint on it is a bit particular. Different spells use different paints and have different values. The thunder talisman like the one you took is painted with goshawk feathers as a paintbrush, mainly made of pheasant blood, and the price is quite cheap. It is said that there is a kind of spell that needs to be made of unicorn blood as paint, which is not a question of whether it is expensive or not. ”

For a person like Yuan Fan who draws averagely, this kind of spell may be regarded as a kind of painting that he can do, he thought to himself that if he learned it, it should be a good job to prepare spells for exorcists on the exorcism software, although the return is not high, but the danger is almost none, and he can't draw spells to explode, right?

Then Chen Chuan put the first two things back in his backpack, and took out a brown bottle in his backpack, this bottle looked like the old-fashioned bottle containing pills, and it looked like it was also old.

"This bottle is incredible, it is a very, very precious elixir inside!" Chen Chuan said with a slight meaning, he pulled out the lid of the bottle and brought the bottle in front of Yuan Fan, "You smell it, isn't it very fragrant?" ”

Yuan Fan sniffed it with his nose, and sure enough, there was a fragrance inside, a very fresh smell, which instantly made Yuan Fan feel comfortable all over his body.

"It's really fragrant! What is this? Yuan Fan asked.

"Hehe, this pill is amazing," Chen Chuan closed the lid and shook the bottle, "This is called Tongshen Pill!" After eating, you have the ability to communicate with ghosts and gods, you can see ghosts and gods staying in the world, you can talk to them, you look at them like ordinary people! For exorcists, having this ability and not having this ability are completely two levels of exorcists. ”

Yuan Fan inhaled when he heard the introduction of this elixir, this is also incredible, he used to watch TV and heard that some people are born to see ghosts, but he never thought that this ability could be obtained by eating.

"Then have you ever taken this elixir?" Yuan Fan asked.

Chen Chuan glanced at Yuan Fan like an idiot and said, "Don't you have a brain? If I had eaten this, what would I have done so the ferry with Fat Zhang's house! Besides, under normal circumstances, you can see ghosts and gods, hum, which is not necessarily a particularly good ability. ”

Before Yuan Fan could ask why it was not good, Chen Chuan carefully put the Tongshen Pill back in his backpack, and took out a small bottle from it, this time this small bottle was not so simple, it was a transparent glass bottle with small black balls in it.

"Wow! What kind of miraculous elixir is this? Yuan Fan couldn't help but ask, the last pill can make people see ghosts and gods, and this must also have some magical functions.

"Hehe, this one, it's even more amazing," Chen Chuan smiled teasingly, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, took out a black ball and put it in his mouth, "This pill has a mellow taste, bitter and sweet, high in calories, and can fill the stomach, people call it 'chocolate bean'!" ”

It's been tricked! Yuan Fan rolled his eyes speechlessly, and the bus also started and drove out of the long-distance bus station.