75 Topic

Yang Shirt feels that he is so fake, who made this the story setting, however, the pace is a little fast, and the thief does not see a person with a thin body, and the crime process can be said to be like a judgment from before.

The small-eyed long-faced man opened his round eyes and said, "Who can tell me, how is this possible, the trick is not as exaggerated as this kid's hallucination, there is no heavenly reason, there is no royal law, who else?" Who else wants to be so unreasonable! ”

Lang Si said: "Once you do something bad, you will definitely be punished!" You still think that there is no heavenly principle, let me tell you, the heavenly principle is, the heavenly net is magnificent and not leaky! ”

The long-faced man continued in disbelief: "So, everyone sees their own money under their feet, it's all an illusion? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Yes, the psychological hint I give you is that when you count to ten, you illusory see the money you lost appear under your feet, but you must know one thing, that is, the thief's money is not lost at all, so there will be no money under his feet, therefore, among all people, as long as you don't see the money under your feet in the illusion, then, I have affirmed that you are the thief, at this time, except for you, everyone woke up, I say to you, your money is there, the real situation is that my finger is pointing to the sky, And your subconscious mind will think that the direction I am pointing is the direction where you are hiding the money, so you go to the pit you dug yourself and dig out your dirt, and everyone will really see it clearly! ”

After listening to Yang Shan's explanation, the thief was lost.

On the one hand, everyone hated the thief very much, and on the other hand, they were all envious of Yang Shan's superb hypnotic skills.

"It's been revealed, let's all arrest this scum!" Ox Cannon so proposed.

Everyone is unanimous.

The long-faced man had a hideous face, he hated the young man in front of him, he hid a dagger in his arms, and he shot out coldly, wanting to wrap his arms around Yang Shan's neck, but he hadn't put the sharp dagger blade close to Yang Shan's neck, and Yang Xie picked up the noodle soup, and when he raised it, the noodle soup splashed the face of the long-faced man, and the long-faced man screamed in pain.

Yang Shi was proud, and said in his heart: "Long-faced people are nothing more than that, I still remember that once, you still held me hostage, today, I'm afraid history will be adapted by me!" ”

However, just when Yang Shirt was proud, a thin man quickly flashed out of the crowd, and the dagger flashed out, holding Yang Shirt's neck and successfully holding Yang Shirt hostage.

Yang Shan complained in his heart: "Is there a mistake?"

Lang Si was nervous about Yang Shan, his arrogant energy just now was immediately gone, and he said in a panic: "That brother and that brother, don't be impulsive, you are just for money, you see, the money is on the ground, you want it, I will pick it up and give it to you, okay, you can't hurt him!" ”

As soon as Lang Si turned around, the money on the ground was almost gone, and there were still people tearing each other apart.

"Bastard, why did you take so much money at once, you don't have that much, and the rest of the money is all mine!"

"Fart! I have a lot of money, the rest is mine, don't you want to take advantage, I'll sit next to you, you eat and dig out your pocket, you are a poor jingle person, where did you get so much money? ”

The chef boss had already jumped into the house with his belongings, as if everyone didn't care about the long-faced man's hijacking of Yang Shan.

The thin man snorted coldly and said to Lang Si: "Silly hat! Where is the money? Do you think it's so easy for us to steal once, we do this business, you don't know how bitter it is, as the saying goes, one minute on the stage, ten years off the stage, we practice stealing magic all year round, not only time, but also pain, it is a demonic training that cannot be forgotten, theory plus practice, I am not afraid to tell you, Lao Tzu once missed and was almost killed! From that moment on, I made up my mind! We must not make the same mistake again, Ah Liao and I almost didn't miss again, I didn't expect today! Just today! I actually let a young man go around! ”

Niu Cannon said: "I didn't expect the two of you to hide very deeply!" To achieve such an effect, it must take a lot of effort! ”

The long-faced man, whose name was Aliao, said, "Not bad! It is true that we have paid pain that is not something that ordinary people can bear, but how can the pain wear off the ideals in our hearts! Our goal in mind is to be the world's number one thief! ”

Lang Si shook his head helplessly and said, "Which sentence is it!" Do a line, love a line! ”

Niu Cannon sighed, he patted Lang Si on the shoulder and said, "Lao Lang, you ...... In the future, don't add the name of a military strategist in front of famous sentences, you can make it up! ”

Lang Si asked, "Apocryphal? Who is he? Could it be that doing a line of work and loving a line is what he said? ”

The long-faced Alyo roared: "When is it, what nonsense is it!" That's enough! The most important thing now is not only the money, but also the fact that we have to escape! We have lost our money, we can't do it anymore, people are in prison, then we will be empty, it is really the worst ending, it will be the most shameful one in the theft career of the two of us, when we die, in retrospect, we will be ashamed! ”

The thin man understood, and shouted to the crowd: "You guys are all out of the way!" Get out of the way, or ......" halfway through the words, he stopped abruptly, only to see that in front of them, there were only Langsi Wagyu cannons, and the rest of the people had already walked away, driving cars, and seemed to ignore what was happening here, and it didn't matter to them.

Boom boom!

The thin man turned his head to look, and saw that the chef boss was trying to push the prefabricated house in motion, slowly moving away from them.

The thin man said to Ah Liao: "Ah Liao, everyone is almost gone, what should we do next?" ”

Ah Liao said to Langsi Wagyu Cannon: "You two, I am not interested in this young man of yours, I don't want his life, I can return it to you, but I have one condition, that is, throw the keys of your car to me, and we will have a big exchange of people and vehicles!" Hear no, we're going to have a big exchange! Hurry up and make a decision, I can give you time to think about it, but it can't be more than three seconds, when I count from one to three, if you are still hesitating, then I'm sorry, I'm going to be ruthless, stabbing this young man to death, okay, I'll start counting, one ......"

Lang Si Wagyu cannon panicked for a while.

Yang Shirt was still very calm, he said: "Brother, you haven't explained clearly, what do you count?" If my Uncle Lang throws you the car keys, you can't throw me into the car, and you snatch the car with people, then we will lose the car and people again, don't you say? ”

Lang Si and Niu Cannon seemed to suddenly realize, Niu Cannon said: "The person is his Lang Si, the car belongs to my Niu Cannon, Lang Si is the uncle who was hijacked in your hands, and I have no blood relationship with the little goat!" You robbers and thieves, you need to think clearly! ”

The long-faced Ah Liao said: "Oh, yes, what they said seems to make sense, thin man, you have a relationship with them first." ”

"What?" The thin man wondered if his ears had misheard, and he asked, "What did you say?" Alliao, you let me engage in a relationship with them? ”

Yang Xian smiled and said, "Look at you, when is it, why do you have to chew the words!" He said two wrong words, what he said to you was not to have a good relationship, but to play with the rules! ”

The thin man breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Isn't this right, there is a saying that can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be put indiscriminately!" Ah Liao, you must pay more attention to your image when you speak in the future! ”

Alyo was furious and said, "Who will put it!" Thin man, why are you so called to release! ”

The thin man glared at Alliao, looking like he was going to fight.

Yang Shirt was impatient, and he said, "You guys are still finished, I'm tired of it!" Hurry up if you follow the rules! Otherwise, you won't be able to catch up with the second bus! ”

Ah Liao Zhengse, he said to Lang Si Wagyu Cannon: "You have to listen well, the rules, I'll only do it once, let's pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other!" ”

"Pay?" Lang Si was blindsided and asked, "Delivery?" What do you mean, do you mean that if I give you the car keys, you will give us the little goats, this kind of exchange, like buying drug powder in a movie, is exchanged at the same time, right? ”

Alio said: "It seems that you have a strong understanding ability!" That's what it means! However, the conditions are not enough, in case the two of you throw us a fake key, we push the young man to you, but we can't open the car door, and in the end you run away, the two of us are not far from the prison! Hehe, I almost made a big mistake, but fortunately the trouble hasn't brewed yet, blame me for being too real, I will believe that you and I are exchanging real car keys, okay, now just in case, you gave me the car keys first, I asked the thin man to go to the car door to verify, it's true, then we can exchange! ”

Lang Si snorted and said: "Don't you think your suggestion is very unreasonable, let's take the movie as an example, you came over with money to exchange white powder with me, you were worried that the white powder was fake, and asked me to give you all the white powder first, then if I really don't want money, I will give you first, then you imagine, you have already got the goods in your hands, do you need to give me money again?" ”

Ah Liao thought for a while and said: "Then we will compromise and choose a method that is acceptable to everyone, in order to prove the authenticity of the key, one of you will take the key to open the door, and it will be opened, then needless to say, it must be the real key, and then you will raise the key above your head to prevent the transfer of the bag, and finally come over, let's have a big exchange!" It's foolproof! ”

Lang Si looked at Niu Cannon, Lang Si said apologetically: "Cannon, I'm sorry, I have to have an excessive request this time, I ask you to exchange your car with our little goat, I know that the car is yours, without the car, the impact on you is very big, you have a lot of loans to repay, the car can't be parked, not to mention the loss of the car!" And I, but I want to be strong, begging you to exchange the car for the little goat, I can't live with you, but I will make money to make up for all your losses! I ......"

Niu Cannon waved his hand and said seriously: "Lao Lang, what are you grinding and chirping!" What's wrong with not being able to make up for it, my cannon and you are not ordinary buddies, compared to the big cart and the little goat, the big cart is a fart! Didn't you say that who is that, grandson, there is a famous saying, things are dead, people are alive, things can be earned when things are gone, but when people are gone, they can't be recovered! My Niu Cannon thinks this is true, the most important thing at the moment is to save the baby goat, everything else is a special fart! Lao Lang, don't grind and chirp, the car keys are in your hands, go quickly! ”

Langsi's eyes were red, he silently remembered the love of Niu Da Cannon in his heart, he took the key and said to Ah Liao and the thin man: "Look, the one who drove the car is this key, now I walk towards the car, I will go to the car door, you have to watch it!" ”

Lang Si arrived at the side of the car, pinned the key into the lock, clicked, the lock twisted, the car door was successfully opened, Lang Si closed the door, the hand holding the key was always raised in the air, then twisted back to the body, raised the key high, high above the head, he said: "You also see clearly, the key in my hand is the real key, there is nothing wrong, right?" So what should we do next? ”

Ah Liao and the thin man looked at each other and smiled, they made sure that the key in Lang Si's hand was true, and the thin man had no good way, look at Ah Liao, and wait for him to speak.

Alio said: "Very good, Lang Si, you go to our side, we keep a passing distance, you have to be clear, you can't have a little crooked thoughts, the thing in my hand is a knife, and what I want is not his life, it's a car, after we get together, I count to three, you throw the key behind you, as long as you throw it, I will push the little goat to you, and you can run!" ”

Lang Si followed Ah Liao's request, holding the car key in his hand and walked towards them.

Standing still, Lang Si and Ah Liao were two steps apart.

Ah Liao stared at the key in Lang Si's hand and said, "Okay, now I'll start counting, one...... Two...... Three! ”

After counting, Lang Si immediately threw the key in his hand back, two meters away, and Ah Liao did not break his word, and pushed the Yang shirt in his arms to the side.

Lang Si hurriedly went to help Yang Shan, while Ah Liao and the thin man ran to the place where the car key was lost, and after the two of them picked up the key, they quickly ran to the car, the key opened the electric door, and the stubborn car started.

The thin man lowered the glass, beckoned to Yang Shan, and shouted with a look of vigour: "Goodbye everyone, thank you for your big car and a carload of goods!" ”

Alyo slammed on the gas pedal and drove away.

Niu Cannon was stunned, Lang Si was stunned, in this deserted place, for a while, there were only three of them left, and occasionally vehicles drove by in the distance, but no one could stop and take them for a ride.

Yang Shirt was not so worried, he said: "Che, you don't have to worry, within an hour, the two second-hand robbers and thieves were caught, they were too stunned, the good times didn't last long, let's get to the point now, the two of you, have you noticed him!" ”

Lang Si Wagyu Cannon asked, "Who?" ”