"In this case, let's figure out where my mother is first, and then I'll steal an invitation and give it to you, okay?"

In fact, it is a very fucked thing to have a little girl in the family who thinks she has a plan, her plan is extremely childish but serious, and it is strange if she is not found out according to the method she learned from movies and TV series, after all, everyone who goes to that place has a head and a face, and those who have invitations are familiar faces, what are you doing stealing from others? was found and left to death.

The monkey master sighed and patted Bubu's head: "The little family is angry." ”

After speaking, he took out the phone: "Check for me where there is a charity dinner tonight." ”

The person on the other end of the phone is Liu Dazhuang's secretary general, and his scalp is numb when he sees the monkey master's number, but when he hears it, he just wants to check the charity dinner? This kind of easy thing is naturally an unshirkable responsibility, and the authority of the central special service is also very high, coupled with the fact that in this special period, although the central special service is basically a Qingshui Yamen, the power in its hands has risen to an unprecedented height.

So in order to complete the instructions of the monkey master, they even used the national security spy system to find out where there was such a low-grade thing as a charity dinner.

In less than a minute, the location, the organizer, and the guest list had been passed to the ears of the monkey master through Xiaohong, and the monkey master nodded: "Find me a car, it's better, at least more than 200,000 yuan, come here to pick me up." If you dare to find me Wuling Light, Liu Dazhuang won't have to go to work tomorrow. ”

The secretary general told Liu Dazhuang about this request, and Brother Dazhuang was at the high school reunion at the moment, and when he heard such a strange request from the monkey master, he immediately gave instructions: "That disaster...... What are you going to do with that grandpa? So, you can drive the L5 in the bureau. ”

"But ......"

"But a P, do you really drive Wuling? You're stupid. ”

L5 is a Hongqi car, it doesn't sound good at first glance, after all, it's just a Hongqi, and the price is only five million, compared to what Rolls-Royce, Pagani, Rafa and other luxury cars are not just a grade. But......

", you guys are driving the parade car to pick it up, is Liu Dazhuang's mind full of instant noodles?" The monkey master saw the two cars in front of him that looked like the parade inspection car, and the whole person was black and asked: "Can he be a little human?" ”

Mr. Liu...... He...... That's how he is. ”

That's right, the shape of the L5 is the shape of the review car, although it is not the same model, but it is also the queen's model, and having money is like buying? Too young, too simple. Don't blow it, don't blow it, don't dare to say it in other countries, in China, even if you fly a plane, there is no car very domineering, don't believe it, ask the traffic police comrades across the country to see this kind of car with two national flags in front of it, dare to stop, go and ask.

But the time was almost too late, and the monkey had to endure the severe pain of embarrassment and cancer to sit in this security car, and after getting into the car, the co-pilot's secretary handed over a dirty suede invitation: "Time is urgent, we have already greeted the organizers, you can use this to enter directly." ”

The monkey master glanced at the invitation card with the words "invitation" written on it, and dismissed: "You fool me with such an ugly thing?" ”

"This ...... This is a state dinner invitation...... And it's VIP-level. ”

Bubu, who was sitting next to her, suddenly turned into a quiet beautiful girl, she didn't say anything, she just stared back and forth, her worldview was confused at the moment, okay, wasn't this strange uncle next to her just the nanny who invited her to treat her? Why do nannies now have special car pick-ups?

The return rate of this car travel is very high, so high that in the end, the traffic police uncle can't stand it, and four motorcycles open the road...... After all, this kind of car with the national flag, even if it is just a driver, I am afraid it must be a director-level, not to mention that there are obviously people sitting there.

"I knew we were taking a taxi, this car is too ugly."

"Sorry...... In addition to this in our bureau, it is Audi, and Mr. Liu said that the grade is too low, so ......"

"Forget it, Liu Dazhuang is a pig."

When others say this, Liu Dazhuang is going to be mad, but when the monkey master says this, what can he say? In front of him, he said that he was not as good as a pig and a dog.

After arriving at the place, the monkey master asked the driver to stop, and then got out of the car directly with Bubu, and knocked the secretary's head after getting out of the car: "Next time I do things with some brains, so high-profile, how the fuck can I pretend to be forced?" You can't be a secretary like this, and next time you can come to me to do logistics. ”

"Really? Thank you! Thank you, Mr. Lui! ”

"What's the logistics department excited about?"

He didn't say why he was excited, and the monkey didn't bother to ask. But he knew that if he could really be transferred to the Monkey Master's side, it would be a real God-given opportunity, because all the people in the secret service knew that the Monkey Master had a mechanism for cultivating ordinary people to fight against psionics, that is, ghosts. If only I could be a ghost...... Oh my God, the glory of the ancestors.

"Who the hell are you, you have a special car."

Bubu took the corner of the monkey's clothes and looked up at him, full of curiosity: "My mother doesn't have a special car." ”

"Your mother is a special car."

“？”

The monkey master thought about it, but he still felt that it was a bit too much to talk to this kind of little kid, he coughed and waved his hand: "Shut up." ”

Walking to the hotel where the charity dinner was held, the invitation card of the monkey master had no chance to be handed in, and the organizer personally stood at the door to greet him...... I saw them get out of the car from afar, why do you need them to give an invitation?

"You capitalists, you are snobbery." The monkey man sighed.

Bubu followed behind the monkey's ass and swooped into the unremarkable-looking but resplendent clubhouse inside...... Well, it may not be appropriate to use the clubhouse, although it is not much cleaner than the clubhouse, but it is actually more appropriate to use the banquet hall.

She hadn't stopped sighing since she entered, there were many, many people in it, and they all looked quite rich.

"Look at these people, they look like dogs." The monkey master pouted: "Believe it or not, eighty percent of it is pretended." ”

"Why?"

"Because there's a paradox." The monkey master stood in the corner and chatted with Bubu about a very magical topic: "This country is very young, it does not have the inheritance of those ancient families, and most of the wealth of these people has grown with the growth of this country. In other words, the people here either make their own money, or Lao Tzu makes money, rely on ingenuity or time to operate. Maybe they can try to learn how to make themselves look particularly elegant and dignified, but they are actually very out-of-this. It is difficult to make money in a young and fast-growing place if you are not jumping out and not clever, and it is unlikely that a person who is jumping out and smart will be able to follow the rules, which is a paradox. These people are Mu Monkey clothes. If you don't believe it, go on TV, those top rich people are actually very ordinary, and they don't have the rumored aristocratic temperament, and their temperament is at best a strong self-confidence brought by strong capital. ”

Bubu's expression was about to freeze, she couldn't understand it at all, although she tried to listen, she just couldn't understand......

But it doesn't matter if she doesn't understand, someone behind her can understand, a man about forty years old walked up to the monkey master with a wine glass, looked him up and down, and then raised the glass: "A glass to the monkey's clothes." My brother is right, you can learn to talk, and you have to hone your temperament. ”

The monkey master picked up the champagne: "This kind of Western-style banquet is actually pretended for the sake of pretending, everyone is holding a shelf, in fact, everyone is like that when they take off their clothes." I bet you, the food stalls are definitely more comfortable than this. ”

"Yes." The man smiled lightly: "The food stall is comfortable, you don't have to think about yourself all the time." ”

Although Bubu is very ghostly, she still doesn't have the behavior of the big brothers in society, and her attention has long been attracted by the beautiful clothes of the female guests and the dazzling dishes on the table, and her saliva is swishing.

"Brother, your child is the cutest I've ever seen."

The monkey master looked down at the cloth cloth with a greedy face: "You're going to send you." ”

"You really like to joke, I'll see you later, I think we can make friends." The man laughed: "The child is hungry, let her eat." ”

After he left, the monkey found a stool and sat down, pointed to the table where the food was placed, and said to Bubu, "Go and find me a chicken leg to cushion, I'm hungry too." ”

As soon as Bubu heard this, the happy girl rushed out, like a wild dog out of the slaughter.

And at this moment, Bubu's mother, that is, Dai Wei, was actually at the scene, but there were too many people here and didn't find the monkey master and her baby daughter, until the corner of her eye caught a glance at a little girl who was trying to climb on the table, she instinctively felt that this little girl was familiar......

"I'm sorry, I'll leave for a moment."

Dai Wei, who was chatting with a few old men with a professional smile, carefully left in the direction of Bubu with a wine glass, she really thought that this little girl was Bubu, but she was not sure...... Because this kind of high-end dinner is definitely not something that ordinary people can come in casually.

"Boo!"

Really! This little girl who was already sitting on the table and eating was really her daughter, Dai Wei's head was almost congested, she walked over in three or two steps and hugged Bubu off the table, looked around carefully, and found that no one paid attention to her, she squatted down and wiped the little girl's dirty hands and face with a handkerchief: "Why are you here?" ”

"Mom!"

Bubu was very happy to see Dai Wei, and opened his hand to hug him, but Dai Wei shook his head apologetically, and then sighed and pinched his daughter's little face: "Tell Mom, why are you here?" ”

Bu Bu pinched a piece of meat that he didn't know what it was, turned his head and pointed in the direction of the monkey master, Dai Wei looked over, and sure enough, he found the male nanny sitting in the corner playing with his mobile phone and eating chicken legs......

"He brought you here?"

"That's right! I came by car, and there was also a secretary. When I came in, the old man was still at the door. Bubu pointed to a tall old foreign man at the front: "It's him, it's him." ”

Dai Wei glanced at it and said incredulously, "Is that the one?" ”

"Hmm!"

In fact, Dai Wei felt that this man was not so simple at the beginning, but he didn't expect him to have so much energy? The old man Bub is referring to is a world-class charity tycoon, and he is at the same level as Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.

"How did you bring Boob?" Dai Wei led her daughter to the monkey master, and said angrily and funny: "Didn't you say that I would go home when I was done." ”

Master Monkey raised his eyelids and glanced at her, and shouted with a smile: "Good evening, boss." ”

Dai Wei was amused by him, now who is more like the boss at a glance, okay, the monkey is wearing a serious no brand hand-made customized clothes, although the leather shoes under his feet look inconspicuous, but they are specially made for the head of state The master who makes shoes himself, and even the belt is the same as ******...... The price of this outfit is more exaggerated than the last time I saw him, and the watch ......

"Is this Patek Philippe?"

"You like to give it to you." The monkey master took off the watch: "Ugly, I asked people to send me a watch, and they gave me this." ”

"What the hell are you...... Why ......"

"I, I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the Earth Federation, the highest-ranking garrison officer of the Tower City Defense, and a super god above the fifteenth level...... And also...... Well, I'm the babysitter for this little bunny. ”

Is what the monkey master said the truth? Of course, it was the truth, and he didn't even bother to tell lies. But what is the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, Dai Wei has not played games, she is still a level 100 dark elf priest.

"Don't say it."

It can be seen from the slightly upturned corners of her mouth that this guy should think that Master Monkey is a fanatical fan, who is worth a lot of money but came to work as a housekeeper in order to get close to her...... Ah, this plot is so good that I like Korean dramas, and now I take a closer look and find that this man is really tasteful when he wears this set of fitted clothes.

"Dai Wei, you're here. Oh? Who is this? A young man walked up, put his hand on Dai Wei's waist, and asked in the tone of the man, "What a cute little girl." ”

The monkey master didn't even look at it: "I'm Boss Dai's employee." ”

"That's good. Weiwei, you are such a good boss, even the staff of the studio let them come to this kind of place to see it, he must be an excellent employee, right? Otherwise, I definitely don't have this qualification. ”

"Oh, I was selected in the annual meeting raffle."

Dai Wei didn't want to be embarrassed, he tried to avoid his hand several times but failed, but the monkey master sat there unconsciously and answered, and never put down the mobile phone in his hand. The only thing that was a little dangerous was Bubu, she seemed to have a strong hostility towards this strange man, and if you looked closely, she had already begun to pull an arc between each of her hairs, and the small hands behind her back also made a crackling electric sound from time to time.

"Alright, all the magicians." The monkey master brought Bubula to his side: "Come and play Hearthstone with Lao Tzu." ”

Dai Wei bit his lip, resisted the urge to cry, and smiled reluctantly at the monkey master: "Unaccompanied." ”

After she left, Bubu's tears flowed out, and she turned her head to look at the monkey master's grievances, but she didn't say a word......

"What's hypocritical, a child like you who was quietly born by Mimi can't be announced in the first place. Otherwise, who makes money to feed you, it's still hypocritical. ”

"I hate that guy." Bubu pointed to the person who had left Dai Wei's side from the beginning to the present: "I want to kill him." ”

"Little girl, don't be impulsive." The monkey master raised his eyebrows: "I hate it too, I'll help you beat him later." ”

"Retractor." Bubu stretched out his little finger and raised it in front of the monkey master: "Don't lie to me." ”

The monkey master stretched out his fingers and hooked them with the cloth, and smiled at each other in embarrassment...... (To be continued.) )