"Do you find that every adult man will always have a widow or a divorced woman with children in the course of his life."

The monkey master is committed to studying life, and before studying life, he must first start studying the creature of widows. He found that this creature is really amazing, from ancient times to the present successful or relatively successful literary works more or less such a character will appear, Jin Yong basically has one in every book, Feng X fat X, Bailu Yuan, Lu Xun's grandfather who can't save the Chinese.

Ah, what does this say a lot? It shows that widows are simply a pit for men, and they belong to the most beautiful conjecture. Ask yourself, who doesn't want to have a widow friend who can be far away, who has a thought when he is far away, and who is not responsible when he is near.

"So, you can be sure. Men are filthy creatures. The monkey nodded: "I don't have any memories of the past, but I'm sure every male animal is dirty." ”

The little Lori who was looking at him with slanted eyes next to him obviously didn't understand what this guy was saying, but she always felt that he wasn't saying anything good.

"You're so annoying." Bubu couldn't help it: "I don't pay attention to you." ”

"You're the one who is really annoying." The monkey master threw away the pen: "I don't have a common language with you." ”

"It's not normal if you have a common language with a four-and-a-half-year-old girl."

"Strictly speaking, I don't have a common language with women. Women are too troublesome creatures, they always think that they are right, even if they are soft on the lips but they must be unhappy in their hearts, the word yang and yin are actually set for women, you know. Don't tell me who has a good personality, there is no woman with a good personality in this world at all, only a woman with good acting skills, I can see through it. ”

These words of advanced cancer of a straight man are simply stunned, not to mention encountering those feminist organizations that are almost similar to cults, even if it is just an ordinary woman, I am afraid that she will have to spray it.

"If you don't understand, you're right. Let me tell you this, women are a feeling animal of the moment, so short-sightedness is also reserved for them. They can do the things at hand very carefully, but the general direction must be a mess. Not to mention anything else, those women who claim to be excellent are all **** in the end, you look at how many female leaders there are in this world, and then look at what these female leaders have tossed their country into. ”

"Why are you talking to me so much, I don't want you to be with my mother, can't you?"

The monkey master gave a thumbs up: "That's right, that's it." ”

How to say it, the old monkey is actually a scumbag. He has a lot of aura on him, racist, sexist, extremist, liberal, anarchist...... Wait, wait, anyway, he's a typical troll, similar to Zhou Shuren in all aspects, a troll with no dead ends in all directions. This kind of person usually has two episodes in TV dramas, a maximum of 100,000 words in novels, and no more than four pages in comics.

As for him talking to a little girl of four or five years old about these things, all right...... In fact, he didn't care if Bubu could accept it at all, he was purely cool for the sake of coolness, if it weren't for Bubu's initial high-intensity comprehension ability, I was afraid that he would be scared to death.

"It's boring."

Bubu lay on the sofa and dangled his feet: "I don't want to go to the children's park to play with those little deflated people who can't even take a shower with snot." ”

The monkey master pillowed his hands behind his head, and his two feet rested on Bubu's chin: "Do you say you have a lot of?" Just ask you if you have much, your mother still thinks you are a poor little sister, she wants to know that you are this kind of virtue, and she must regret that she didn't directly flush you into the sewer and make you a mermaid in the sewer. ”

Bubu looked indifferent: "How could I let her know, if she knew, it would be so bad." ”

This adult taste made the monkey master turn his head sideways and look at his watch: "It's almost six o'clock now, what do you want to do?" ”

"I want to go to my mom and surprise her."

"Then go ahead."

"Where are you going? I don't even know where she went, and even if she did, how would we get in, these places require invitations to get in. ”

"Invitations? What invitations? ”

After Bubu's description, the monkey master realized that there were so many things to go to this dinner, and he still had to be invited to eat with a bunch of subordinates?

"Do you want to go?"

"How to get there?"

"Change your clothes!"

The two of them put on good-looking clothes, these clothes were bought by the monkey master on the street in the afternoon, although his aesthetics are not good, but the monkey who has no resistance to cute things is really great in picking children's clothes, this little rabbit cub is like a different person after the new clothes he bought on the boat. It's so cute that you want to prick her face with your beard...... But maybe except for the monkey master who can't move, who wants to do this, I'm afraid that the little life will really be explained here, this girl is completely different from those shy little in novels who are red-faced, shy, and often come out of the water lotus and can't beat the cool breeze, she will kill. It's so simple and unpretentious to kill people, and there is no such thing as guilt.

After all, in addition to being a superpower, she also has the identity of a five-year-old bear child, with destructive power, intellectual curiosity, and the Law on the Protection of Minors. She had already told Master Monkey about her murder plan in the afternoon, although she was relatively immature, but it was surprisingly reasonable.

And the object of her murder was the salesman who sold her clothes, for no other reason than because the waitress said that she was so beautiful, if only her daughter were as beautiful as her.

Because of this sentence, she specially prepared a complete set of assassination gift packages for this salesman, and the cruel attributes were clear at a glance......

However, the monkey master found out that this little rabbit cub was really carved from the same mold as himself in this regard, and the three views were quite ordinary. No, it's even more than that, the blue is better than the blue, at least the monkey master won't plan to kill anyone if he doesn't agree......

"I don't know why you're dressing me up like a rabbit, it's the bear that I like."

"Because you're short." The monkey master said bluntly: "Just your virtue, rat and rabbit, nothing else." ”

"But there's no rat clothes for sale."

"Yes, if you had, you would have become a rat by now. It's because there are no rat suits for sale, so I bought you a rabbit suit, after all, it's all your rodents. ”

Bubu climbed a few steps on the sofa, took the tablet and started surfing the Internet, during this period of getting along, she figured out the temperament of this great immortal, don't talk back, divert the topic. In short, just deal with him like you did with your mother, and you don't have to play stupid in front of him, and you don't have to play with the fifteen yuan and a half hour bouncy castle......

"Well, how do we get there?" ――

It'll be there later, and we'll be able to see it tomorrow morning. (To be continued.) )