"Ah, it's so idle. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

A bamboo bed, a piece of iced melon in the eyes of a mountain spring, a fan and a lazy sleeping beauty, in a swaying bamboo shadow, like a shadow.

"Get up and work when you're free! Lai is here every day doing nothing, and I have a headache when I see you now. ”

Compared with the tassel's idle appearance, the monkey master is much more pitiful, he carries a frame behind him, the frame is filled with all kinds of wild fruits, and he is also carrying a handful of wild vegetables that taste like chili peppers in his hands, and his head is full of sweat.

It's been three years since I came here!

The monkey master has grown from a fourteen-year-old boy to a seventeen-year-old man, because he has been practicing, so his physical fitness is better than when he was first discovered by the tassel, and he doesn't know how much better he is.

"Oh, it's really gratifying to see my little apprentice grow up." After hearing the voice of the monkey master, she lazily turned over, and stuffed a piece of the cold melon in her hand into the monkey master's mouth: "The original heart is so sensible, I really didn't pick you up in vain." ”

"Damn......" The monkey master shook his head helplessly and turned around and entered the house, put the things he was going to eat tomorrow on the table, took off his shirt and walked out: "Go aside, don't get in the way if you don't work." ”

The tassel hurriedly dragged the bamboo bed to the side, and then continued to lie on it and watched the monkey master chopping wood and feeding the chickens, his eyes were full of pride.

In the three years since he came here, he first changed the thatched hut into a two-story small bamboo building, then dug a septic tank and built a toilet downstream of the water source, and caught pheasants in the mountains and raised them in captivity, and let the tassels go to the market to buy rapeseeds, and planted two acres of land behind the house, cabbage, rape and various fruits. He also used the rocks on the mountain to enclose a pigsty, in which there were seven or eight pigs, just like a farmhouse.

"Chuxin, you're seventeen years old. Master, I have decided to go on a long trip tomorrow. ”

"You're going to go to the overseas immortal mountain again, right?"

"I won't tell you!"

"What else can you do?" The monkey master pursed his lips disdainfully: "Don't make trouble for me, even thank God." ”

The tassel was not happy, she turned her head and didn't look at the monkey master, and she didn't know what she muttered in her mouth, anyway, it was usually some nonsense, and the monkey master had heard enough over the years.

"The original intention."

"What are you doing?" The monkey master, who was chopping wood, replied very impatiently: "You can't finish the words at once." ”

"You are the most advanced child I have ever seen, you can use a flying sword in just three years, I don't know how many big factions have to break your head for you." There was concern in Tassel's tone: "If there is a big gate to recruit you, will you leave?" ”

"The Great Gate Sect?"

The monkey master smiled with disdain on his face, and sat on a piece of wood crackling and chopping wood: "How big is the sect?" ”

"For example, the Absolute Heart Gate, the Shushan Sect. They all have tens of thousands of disciples. ”

The big gate of "tens of thousands" of people, ouch...... The monkey master is really envious. There are only tens of thousands of people, and the monkey master really doesn't look at it, like when he conquered those worlds, which time was not hundreds of thousands, millions, from the commander-in-chief of the Earth Federation to the leader of the robot army, tens of thousands of people in his eyes It was a lineup of skirmishes, and it was also a big faction......

"You're not going, are you? You won't betray your master, will you? ”

"yes, yes, you're so annoying." The monkey master wiped a handful of sweat, held a bundle of firewood and threw it into the corner: "Just be quiet, don't bother me day and night." ”

"Isn't Master worried, our Tassel Gate, just one of your disciples."

The monkey squinted at the tassel: "Where did you get the courage?" What kind of tassel door, there are two people before and after, and you are not afraid of people's jokes when you say it, right? ”

"I'm sure it will get better in the future! When you make a name for yourself in the rivers and lakes, there will be more people who come to admire you! Think about it, what will we do when there are more people? How do you feed them, you are a senior brother, you have to help the master. ”

Seeing that the tassel fell into his beautiful fantasy again, the monkey almost wanted to step on her face with his foot, but after all, he still couldn't beat this female monster whose IQ didn't grow for thousands of years, and the idea was just a matter of thinking about it.

After the monkey master finished all the work, he found that the tassel was actually asleep on the bamboo bed, and half a melon was still in his mouth and fell asleep, and his expression was no different from that of a mentally retarded person.

"I froze to death right then, you are my nemesis."

After the monkey man sighed, he put the tassel into the house with a helpless face, put down the mosquito net and lit incense, and finally he began to take care of personal hygiene, going to the toilet, bathing and the like.

I'm used to it these days.,Tassel is a typical type with an empty head.,Not only is her head empty.,And the behavior is very weird! I don't seem to have gone to the toilet, I cut a knife on a stone every day, and I often say strange things, so I'm just a complete fool.

Let's say it's Master, but let's be honest...... Master Monkey thinks that he has been taking care of this stupid guy all these years, otherwise she would probably still be eating cassava and drinking raw water to live.

In fact, to be honest, the monkey master didn't think about running away, but people are really used to this habit as soon as they get used to it. And the monkey master feels that he is living a mess here, what kind of rivers and lakes are he wandering? Is there anything he doesn't understand about this Jianghu? It's better to feed pigs and chop firewood here for 30 years, at least it's safe and secure.

So with this careful thinking, the monkey master is too lazy to run, although there is a drag oil bottle next to him, but there is a harvest and a pay, after all, he has a comfortable life, God will definitely arrange something to force him to torture him.

Early the next morning, the tassel left before dawn, she was always like this, and she didn't say hello to the monkey master when she went, but she usually went out in the morning and at noon, she would rush into the kitchen and eat wildly while shouting that she was so hungry...... Well, three days. The next day, as far as she could say, she came to a strange place, where there were no people, but there were horses with long yellow necks everywhere.

The monkey master thinks that she should have gone to Africa, and the long-necked horse is called a giraffe.

The burden is finally gone, the monkey master is actually very happy, he himself is a creature who likes to live alone, and now this wordy cheap master doesn't know where to go, which makes the monkey master finally enjoy leisure.

Get up in the morning, practice exercises, nourish your spirits, and at noon, you will go to pick up the set in the river, eat whatever you have, crabs or fish, take a nap in the afternoon, and then go to the mountains to take a turn, bring a snake or rabbit back, stir-fry it at night, and the fragrance will float for ten miles.

For the first week, the monkey master felt that this day was very stable, no one chattered, no one forced him to practice this and that, and no one beat him to the ground in order to test his ability......

But when he got up early one morning and found that the room downstairs was still empty, he suddenly felt a wave of worry in his heart for no reason.

Although the days are still the same as usual, this kind of anxiety has been lingering in my heart, and the game hot pot that I liked to eat very much in the past tastes a lot duller, and when I go to bed at night, I have a nightmare that I can't remember the contents.

And when the fourth week came, the monkey master had become very anxious, and even when he was, he would suddenly look up at the sky, trying to spot the figure of the stupid man in the sky. Every day at noon, when cooking, I will cook more than one person's meal and keep it hot on the stove all the time.

When he went out to work, when he came back, his greatest hope was to open the door and see the stupid master sitting in it eating like a dog.

But...... All was unsuccessful. The monkey master was disappointed again and again, but he was startled again and again by the sudden noise.

Perhaps this is the first time that the monkey master has been so deeply disgusted with the lack of the ability to predict, and the first time he is tired of not having the superpower that breaks through the void.

"I'm not going to die outside."

Standing by the waterfall, it was clear that the moon was full in the middle of the sky, but the monkey master did not feel a little sleepy at all, and when he said this, his tone was strong uneasiness and complaining, but only the rustle of the bamboo forest behind him answered him.

Finally, the moonlit night was deep, and the cool breeze came with the smell of autumn, and the monkey man frowned lightly and turned back to the house, and when he went back, he saw the bamboo bed that had fallen with leaves and dust, which made his eyes pause for a moment, and then sighed softly: "Autumn is coming." ”

yes, autumn is coming.

The temperature in the mountains dropped extraordinarily, obviously just after summer, but in the early morning, people could already feel the cold, the fog in the mountains did not subside until 90 o'clock in the morning, and the cold wind became bitter, blowing in the ears.

Today, no matter what the monkey master does, he can't concentrate, even when he sits under the waterfall to practice, he has to open his eyes from time to time to look at the sky.

Finally, at noon, he couldn't bear this irritability and anxiety, took out his clothes from the closet, took the wooden sword and prepared to go out to find out the news of that stupid person, even if something really happened to her, I'm afraid it would not be completely unknown to anyone, after all, although this fool is stupid, but she is a master in the world, this is what the monkey master can see from the tassel on her sword, the tassel is golden, which means that she is a serious sword fairy, not one of those who will be able to fly the sword and fill the number of garbage.

But just as he was packing his package and preparing to leave, there was a sudden loud noise outside. The monkey master didn't think about it, picked up the wooden sword and rushed out.

When I went out, I saw that the fool master fell to the ground on his back, his clothes were dirty, and his body was also scarred, looking terrible, but she was always holding something wrapped in cloth in her hand, and the monkey master couldn't even pull it open.

Dragged her back to the room, the monkey master immediately began to boil water, boil porridge, and killed an old hen that was laying eggs, and wild ginseng stewed a pot of buttery ginseng chicken soup.

After a simple examination, Master Monkey found that although she had a lot of scars on her body, she fainted as if she was overworked, and her body was fine.

Seeing that there was no big problem with her, the monkey master was relieved. Only then did he realize that the back of his palms was actually full of sweat! And the state of shortness of breath and blank head just now is really unprecedented!

"Is this a human emotion?" The monkey master stood there at a loss and asked himself: "It's so annoying." ”

But hate to hate, Monkey Master is a person who loves what, he soon stopped digging into this problem, he took off the stupid master's coat, covered her with a blanket, and then lit a fire, so that the temperature in the room rose, and then just sat next to him with his knees hugged, waiting in a daze.

Wait, wait, wait, until midnight came, the bed let out a faint breath, and the first cry was hunger......

Smart as a monkey master, of course she knew the trajectory of this stupid master's behavior, so when she just shouted that she was hungry, a bowl of fragrant chicken soup was served in front of her.

The tassel was drunk in two sips, and then shouted in a daze: "I want more!" ”

However, a bowl of chicken soup is enough, and it is likely to cause nosebleeds if she drinks it again, so Master Monkey made her a bowl of porridge, added a little salt and handed it over.

After eating up again, the tassel fell to the bed like a pig, and fell asleep soundly every minute.

Only then did the monkey master breathe a sigh of relief, and he touched his face indiscriminately with water in the water tank outside, and then returned to his room to rest.

This sleep, probably in more than a month, except for the first week, the sweetest night, even if the thunder and rain outside did not wake up the monkey who has always slept very lightly, and then slept like this until the next day.

When I opened my eyes again, there was only the sound of rain outside, and when I looked out of the window, I found that there were dark clouds outside, and the sky was terrible. It looks like you don't have to do anything today, after yesterday's high tension, the monkey doesn't want to do anything today, and it's actually a good choice to take advantage of this weather to sleep for a while.

But just a few minutes after returning to the cage, the monkey master heard a voice downstairs, and he lifted the quilt without saying a word and ran down.

But...... When he went down, he happened to see the tassel squatting in the corner of the kitchen, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"What are you doing?"

The tassel was frightened by the monkey's sudden words, and she hurriedly stood up and turned around, her cheeks bulging, and half a chicken wing could not be fully stuffed into her mouth, and she was still carrying the chicken soup jar in her hand......

"Not really." The monkey master smiled, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.

Tassel set the jar aside and spat out the chicken bones from his mouth before he spoke: "I thought you would talk about me." ”

Master Monkey rolled his eyes: "Remember to take a bath after eating, you stink." (To be continued.) )