"It's too small, not enough for a plate!"

Well, I really didn't mean to say that.

In fact, this little green man exudes a very tempting fragrance that makes people want to take two bites.

For a foodie, the first instinctive reaction is to taste it!

"Big, big immortal, small, small, yes, is the former, former Ming, Ming, king, king, edict, edict, mountain, mountain god, no, no, wild, wild shrine......"

As he spoke, he hurriedly pulled out a yellowed note from his coat pocket and showed it to me.

The note was not large, two fingers wide, and a word was written on it.

I looked and looked, and looked, okay, not to mention the traditional Chinese, and it was written in a dragon and phoenix dance, and I didn't know a word.

Uh, if I admit that I don't know, wouldn't I be despised?

It doesn't matter, we have a professional backpot, this flower is so big, we can't raise it in vain.

As soon as I reached out and took the note, I handed it to Ah Hua, "Look at the truth, don't you know everything?" ”

"If you don't know, admit it, what kind of shelf do you support!" Ah Hua immediately poked me.

Damn, we've only known each other for two days in total, and we've only been together for one day and one night, so you know me like that? Believe it or not, I'll return you to Lao Liu in minutes?

"Seal the thorn grass, the god of the Great Red Ridge Mountain, guard the border, protect the people, and protect the Taiping King Shouren!"

Damn, it really knows!

I'm not as good as a snake, and I'm a deformed snake with horns on its head and claws on its belly!

It's really sad.

Do you want to go back and kill a few of them?

"I didn't expect you to be the mountain god of Wang Yangming." Ah Hua's tone was also a little surprised, "He's a person who knows and does not believe in gods and ghosts, how can he be a mountain god?" You're a fake, aren't you? ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "Since it's fake, let's kill it, and then call someone out for questioning later." ”

The little green man turned from white to black in fright, and hurriedly said: "Really, really, really Mr. Yangming, if it is fake, it will be ......."

I said: "Dare to be honest, I didn't even remember the name, Wang Shouren for a while, Wang Yangming for a while, could it be that the two brothers sealed you together?" ”

Hey? Why did Ah Hua raise her paws to cover her eyes, as if she wanted to draw a line with me?

The little green man said cautiously: "Mr. Yangming's real name is Wang Shouren, and Yangming is his number. ”

Belch...... What if I want to kill him?

Ah Hua said: "What, if you hear something you don't understand in the future, take your mobile phone out and search it, don't make people laugh, and don't think about killing him." Didn't you read what it says, seal the thorn grass as the mountain god, he is the thorn grass spirit, and the body is all over the mountains. ”

"Can this thorny grass still become a sperm?" I was amazed, thorn grass is my favorite wild vegetable, thorn grass stewed potatoes, I can eat a pot of thorn grass by myself, that is still the amount of food before, now it is estimated that I can eat two pots, and it has to be a big pot!

Speaking of, uh, I'm a little hungry.

Ah Hua said: "Originally, it was very difficult for this kind of weed to become fine, but if there was a big man to seal it, it would not be impossible. Wang Shouren is a master of mental science, and he is known as a Confucian sage along with Confucius, Mencius and Zhuzi. Not to mention sealing a thorny grass, even if you seal a stone to be a mountain god, countless students recognize this account, and the stone can become a spirit. ”

Ahem, okay, I know that this Wang Shouren is very amazing, and you can't talk to me in such a tone that popularizes knowledge for the illiterate.

The little green man asked cautiously: "Great Immortal, I don't know what to call the small?" ”

"It's okay, just shout." I was annoyed, "Mention your name and tell me your last name, and you'll have to run out." Hey, you ran faster than anyone else today, and the mountain god, last night it was so bad, and the ghosts came out in groups, why didn't you see you, the mountain god, come out to take care of it? ”

The little green man said, "I am the god of the mountain, and I am only in charge of the mountain, as long as they do not destroy the mountain, I don't care what they do on the mountain." cough, actually, I'm a little elf, even if I want to manage it, I have no power, they are from a ghost country, and they are rich and powerful......"

"So you don't have the use of this mountain god egg." I immediately despised him.

The little green man hung his head and said, "My mountain god is indeed useless, but as long as I have a master, I will not let them run rampant on this big red ridge." This ghost country opens a high-speed channel, but it will destroy the feng shui of Dahongling, and the luck of the thousands of miles will be affected......"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but be taken aback, "Wait a while, wait a while, you said that the high-speed passage of this ghost country passing through the Great Red Ridge will affect the luck here?" What luck does it affect? ”

The little green man pointed to the cemetery and said, "Since the master has come here, I think I can also see that this is a feng shui yin house that has been sanctified by taking advantage of the situation. After thousands of years of evolution, it has gradually begun to raise the head of the green dragon, just waiting for the thunder, it can become a dragon and fly for nine days, and then there will inevitably be a big man here, the so-called hundred years of earth qi to raise people, thousands of years of earth qi to raise saints, this big man will inevitably be in a certain aspect of the king and sanctification. But as soon as the high-speed passage of the ghost country passes through here, it is equivalent to adding a chain to the terrain of Dahongling, locking the dragon to the ground, and the green dragon will never be able to fly again, and it is a pity that the thousand-year-old earth qi has been truncated. ”

I looked at Ah Hua and saw that it had no objection, so I said: "Okay, you said so much, let me summarize whether you think it's right, that is, there is a big man in our Dahongling area, and as a result, he was pressed by the ghost country high-speed channel, and this big man sat back and couldn't get out, doesn't that mean it?" ”

The little green man was stunned for a moment, and agreed with a disobedient expression: "It sums it up very well and is very down-to-earth." ”

I couldn't help laughing and said, "Then this big man is too brittle, he can sit back so casually, and he can become a king and become a saint?" Hey, what do you say? ”

Ah Hua said: "Feng Shui and earth qi are in line with the general trend of heaven, and there is no meaning in putting it forward alone, the so-called current situation creates heroes, and heroes create the current situation, which is what it means." But one thing he said is right, after the terrain of this big red ridge is suppressed by the high-speed passage of the ghost country, the feng shui here is completely destroyed, it's hard to say anything else, but at least this fortune is broken, well, don't think about making a fortune after Liu Lifa doesn't move the grave, and don't want to make a fortune in the future, don't forget that your home is a green dragon tail. The biggest and most direct impact is that if they do it quickly, if you do it, let Lao Liu sell that thing, and before you sell it, you will get it, and you won't be able to get the money from selling it, even if you get it, it will be a god of wealth, and it will have to be dispersed in the blink of an eye! ”

Lie down in a big groove!

Really?

We don't care about the big people who will be sat back, but this money must not fly!

That's mine, 10 million, dollars!