Chapter 59: Shouting casually
In front of you is a mountain col!
In the middle of the col there is a very well-maintained cemetery.
The metal fence enclosed a circle, and inside were all cement graves, and there were whole stone monuments, and under each stone monument lay a strange-looking large turtle.
However, the scenery around the spicy and exquisite cemetery is not good-looking.
In the whole col, all the grass and trees were dead, the fallen leaves covered the ground with a thick layer, and the bare trunks stood upright, without any water at all.
It's like stepping from summer to autumn.
Not only is this withered yellow environment like autumn, but the temperature is also like autumn, and the little whirlwind is blowing, freezing people with goosebumps!
It's just this broken environment, and it's still feng shui, the water is gone, the wind is there, but it's the yin wind!
That's not what shocked me the most, though.
What shocked me the most was that I had been to this place before!
Last night!
The one in front of him is the grave that Li Fangyi's gang of tomb robbers want to dig!
Can this yin qi not be heavy?
Hundreds of demons died here, and I thought something was wrong at the time, and now it's all reflected in the environment.
I don't know if those two fierce old ghosts are watching these descendants who come to visit them in the grave.
"This is the green dragon's head!" Ah Hua probe exclaimed, "The dragon tail feng shui of your family is just all the way down, no wonder Li Fangyi wants to do it over there, this is not only to break this tomb, but to break the general trend of the entire green dragon in this area!" Tsk, this Feng Shui of Liu Li's fortune is hopeless. is targeted by the ghost country, even if you don't move, send some evil ghosts over on this day, after a long time, the yin qi accumulates, and you can turn the living dragon into a dead dragon. Persuade them to move their graves. ”
Liu Lifa leaned over with a sad face, "Master, this, what's wrong, when I came to see it yesterday, I paid it back, why did I ...... it this night?"
"Don't worry, I'll take a look!"
I waved my hand and began to circle around the cemetery.
That's how it works in the movies, and the master has to turn around a few times to make sure there's something wrong here.
After going around three times, I felt that it was almost over, so I walked back to Liu Lifa, who was staring at me, and said, "There were a lot of ghosts here last night, well, and a lot of ...... died."
Liu Qiqi interjected beside him: "How can there be a master like you, what you say is too earthy, and other masters are all exported." ”
Hey, your ancestral graves are like this, and you still have the heart to find fault with me, you don't have a big heart, it's natural to find fault with me.
I explained: "Look at you, don't you know how to do it, you say it in the clouds, it's all out of the stomach, just rely on saying it so that no one understands it to show how powerful you are, like me, who has goods in the stomach, you don't need to rely on this to show off, say something that everyone can understand, save time and facilitate communication." This principle is the same as a teacher teaching a student, you see, when you give me a lecture, I can understand a few words clearly, but our teacher tells me for a long time and I don't understand, that's the truth, because you have goods in your stomach. ”
Well, slapping the sycophants of the top students at the same table, is that considered sycophant? Even if it's, it's a high-level sycophant!
Liu Qiqi was really happy to be slapped by me, his eyes were crooked, like a two-month knife, "With your mouth, the dead can tell you that they are alive, who knows which sentence is true and which is false......"
Liu Qiqi's mother interjected faintly beside her, "Tangtang, you also gave a lecture to the master, the relationship between the two of you is quite good......
"Who's on good terms with him!" Liu Qiqi immediately changed his face.
I hurriedly followed up, "She really doesn't look down on me, and she has mentioned to the teacher a few times to change seats, isn't this our teacher thinking about taking the first to lead the last, and let her help me make progress in my studies!" Hey, aren't we digressing, isn't this talking about the ancestral grave? ”
Liu Lifa hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Xiaoxuan, don't say anything else, stand back with Tangtang, don't let the yin qi rush here, I didn't hear that there are a lot of ghosts in the master." ”
Liu Qiqi's mother immediately pulled her back a few steps.
I then said, "In this case, you also step back, I see if there are any lonely souls, wild ghosts, mountain spirits, tree monsters or anything like that, summon me to ask about the situation." Hey, hey, everyone, retreat into the woods, turn around and don't peek, if you accidentally see something, I'm not responsible for going home with you at night! ”
The gang was startled, and they all retreated into the woods, and one by one they turned their backs to me.
Hmm, in the movie novel, Mr. asked the gods to call it, it seems that you have to jump, you have to take a step, you have to say two words, I can't remember the specific content of this word, I don't know how to jump, forget it, no one looks at me anyway, just skip it, just shout a few words.
I was standing in front of the cemetery, facing the sea...... No, it was facing the open place of the mountain col, the dantian was angry, and he yelled: "The divine soldier is as urgent as the law, and he can't breathe!" ”
The first sentence was said by Brother Biao before, and the latter sentence is my original.
It seems to be a little short, and everyone is going to roar for a long paragraph.
Or two more sentences? What's the best thing to roar at?
I was searching my stomach and trying to make up words, when I heard a thin voice come out from under my feet, "Coming, coming!" ”
I looked down and saw a puff of green smoke coming out of the ground in front of my feet, the green smoke swayed, condensed into a three-inch-tall villain, green clothes and green hats, and the whole body was generally green, this is especially the brother of the Hulk, anyway, it is much greener than a certain bright brother.
Damn, I shouted casually, I can really shout something, isn't this plot development too nonsensical?
As soon as the little green man came out, he bowed to me and said softly, "What do you command?" ”
I crouched down and looked closely, well, it was still very green, especially the hat, and I asked, "Who are you?" It's okay to just come out without saying hello.,Don't even introduce yourself.,It's very rude.,In case I'm a little excited.,And then treat you as an alien and shake your hand to do it.,Then how unjust are you to die? Besides, even if I am a peace-loving person, you can see this snake on my shoulder, but it is extremely vicious, and if I can't think of eating you, you say how unlucky you are......"
Ah Hua roared: "He is the mountain god of the edict, no matter how greedy I am, I won't even eat the mountain god." ”
Mountain gods?
Lie down in a big groove!
O gods!
There are really gods in this world!
I hurriedly stretched out my hand and took the back of the neck of the little green man and led him to my eyes to take a closer look, well, although it is a mountain god, it is still very green, especially the hat, which is very green and wants to rush to oil.
"Daisen, Daisen?" The little green man writhed in my hand, looking extremely uncomfortable.
I just said a word, and the little green man was almost scared into a little white man.