Chapter 108: Shrinking the Ground into Inches
"The dog stands on the left, the cat stands on the right, the chicken, the duck and the goose stand in the middle, the pig stands behind the cat, the lamb chops behind the dog, hey, hey, that dog, what's the matter with you, what do you keep drilling into the cat? What do you see, say you, what garlic to pretend, don't think that I can't see that you are a dog if you have long hair, hurry up and get on the dog team! Hey, hey, what are you doing lying down on that pig, it's still early, it's not time to sleep, stand up for me! Hey, that flower cat, what do you want to do in broad daylight when you're Teddy? You're a monster now, not an animal, a little bit of a monster, isn't it good to be a monster, so many monsters, why are you still engaged in live performances? ”
Ah Huang crossed his waist, stood on a small stump, and shouted non-stop, below are chickens flying dogs, jumping cats, and pigs humming, not to mention how lively it is.
But although it shouted straight, the gang of new monsters below didn't listen to it at all, not to mention those cats, dogs and the like, even those hens, in the face of its former natural enemy, also giggled and mocked, "What are you pretending to be here, you guys touched the chicken nest in the middle of the night a few days ago and wanted to steal chickens to eat, so that Da Hei was so scared that he ran away, and now he is full of characters, is it not looking at Da Hei is not here!" ”
Ah Huang said angrily: "What's wrong with Dahei? It's here, I'm not afraid of it, everyone is a monster, who's afraid of whom, there's a kind of one-on-one heads-up with me! ”
"That's it, everyone is a monster, what kind of big garlic are you pretending, come down quickly." A big goose pulled at its neck and barked.
"Quiet, shut up!" Ah Hua jumped from my shoulder to the top of Ah Huang's head, crossed her waist and shouted, "The boss has arrived!" ”
Ah Hua has a mouth, and she knows if there is one.
The little monsters that were messy just now immediately fell silent one by one.
The world fell silent all at once.
The hens who were still laughing at Ah Huang just now even rolled their eyes and fainted in fright.
Ah Hua turned around, smiled at me and said, "Boss, please give the big guy a lesson." ”
"It's not all here, what kind of words, stay honest and don't make a sound, these seven are noisy, for fear that the people in the tunzi don't know what happened to you all becoming sperm? Whoever doesn't obey again, let Ah Hua eat whom? We Ah Hua, you know that it is cold, it is not taboo, what to catch and eat, last time there was a bull demon, disobedient, it went up to eat, a whole day, and finally ate the cow's head, the bull demon was not dead, mooing in pain......"
Ah Hua hurriedly jumped on my shoulder and protested in a low voice, "Hey, hey, Ye Qian, you can't make rumors about me, when do I need to eat a cow all day?" ”
"Why didn't you say it when you made my rumors?" I glared at Ah Hua, "Stay honest, take care of them, I'll come back when I go to the leylines!" ”
After saying that, I didn't pay attention to them, and walked into the woods, according to Huang Xiaoxin, first according to the cat and the tiger, draw a talisman on the body, and then pinch the mantra, raise my foot and step on the ground, shouted "walk", and I went into the ground with a whoosh.
I saw the colorful bands of light that I saw when Ah Lu took me away, but the thickest one had disappeared, and there were many more thin and small bands of light, densely crisscrossed like a colorful spider web.
One of the bands of light looked familiar, and I followed the light with it, and when I reached the end, I stomped and kicked "out", and swooped out from under the ground, which happened to be the valley.
Isn't that simple?
I stomped back into the leyline, looked around, randomly selected a light to take away, and drilled out to the ruler, but in a dense old forest, I took out my mobile phone and used GPS to set the next position, and took a map to see, but it was in the middle of the big red ridge, hundreds of miles away from my home.
Yo, this is really not ordinary fast to go along the leylines, it is almost like the legendary shrinking of the ground into inches.
It would be great if you could go wherever you wanted.
I thought about it, drilled back into the leylines again, took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough, there was no signal at all, but there was an offline map that could still be used, but I didn't know if it was accurate.
I chose my neighborhood as a landmark on the map, set a route, and then tried to find a light strip in the same direction along the route.
It was very easy for me to find out that it was easy to get in the right direction, make sure that the route was approaching the target, and once I found that the position was far away from the target, just correct the course.
After a few attempts, I managed to get out of the country road outside Tunzi.
Then I did another experiment.
This time, I set the goal of the location of the ancestral grave of the richest man Liu's family, and after four corrections, I successfully arrived at the ancestral grave of the old Liu family.
And after these few attempts, I have some way to make sure that the direction is correct, and I think that as long as I try a few more times, I should be able to lock on to the target directly, and there is no longer a need to correct the deviation halfway.
But now is not the best time to experiment, there are so many youkai waiting for me at home, I have to go back and deal with them.
This time I didn't go through the leylines again.
There is still that one-way spell door hanging on the cliff here, and it is directly into the crypt of the new house of Liu Laosi's family, why are you bothering to drill into the veins?
I got into the door under the new house of Liu Laosi's house, and was about to go out, when I saw the painted door hanging on the wall, I couldn't help but move.
This directional spell gate doesn't seem to be very complicated, if you can figure out the principle and transform it, can you make a directional gate and go straight to the valley of the earth's qi?
I don't understand this, but there are Ah Hua and Huang Fei.
I simply took the painting door and brought it back to the hillside behind the tunzi.
When I came back this time, there were more youkai gathered.
And not only the poultry and livestock raised in the tunzi, but also a lot of things in the mountains, such as squirrels, mountain rats, ground mice, sparrows, cuckoos, owls, hedgehogs, long insects, stupid roe deer, and even a bear blind.
This blind bear is really big enough, and when he sits among the domestic animals, it looks like a giant has entered Lilliputian, even if the few big cattle that come to join in the fun are small and exquisite.
Although this blind bear is big, he sits there honestly, doesn't make trouble at all, and doesn't look around, so he is not too well-behaved.
I couldn't help but be a little surprised, just to hear that wild boars always come down in the mountains to plague the crops, but I never heard of blind bears, so I went over and asked, "Hey, black blind man, are you local?" How come I've never heard of you before? ”