The blind bear quickly stood up and bowed to me first, and then spoke sullenly: "So that the great immortal knows that the little demon does not live near Guitun, but is hiding in the depths of the big red ridge. ”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you heard that I am going to occupy the mountain as king?" When I heard it, I was a little anxious, thinking that I was born in the new era and grew up on campus, although I usually like to skip class and sleep to harass a female classmate, but I am still a good student, why do I occupy the mountain as the king?

"It's the rabbit next door.,It's not a monster.,It's not even a ghost.,Didn't even open the wisdom.,Last night I went out.,Come back and become a monster.,And told me that the big immortal who turned it into a demon wants to pull the flag and occupy the mountain.。 The blind bear turned his head to look left and right, and found the target, "Hey, rabbit, hurry up, the big fairy wants to ask." ”

I saw a fat and fat gray rabbit jumping over, "Good Da Xian'er, long live Da Xian'er, Da Xian'er has no borders, Da Xian'er will enjoy the blessing of ...... forever"

What kind of mess is this?

I interrupted it and said, "When did I say that I was going to be the king of the mountain, what are you making up a rumor?" ”

"It's not what I said, it was Zhao Ligui's hen who said it." The rabbit quickly turned his head and shouted, "Hey, hey, hen, come here, come here, the great immortal wants to ask!" ”

A fat hen clucked and fluttered her wings, and asked happily, "Daxian'er, do you want to give me your rooster?" ”

I said, "What's the reward for your?" How do you make up nonsense? When am I going to be king? ”

The hen looked at me in amazement: "Didn't you say it?" Boss Ye Qian, who gave us a chance to become a demon, wanted to open the mountain and set up a cabinet to pull the flag, so that all the animals that had changed into monsters in the tunzi would come to the back hillside to report, there was nothing wrong with it, you were also there at the time. ”

Damn, opening a mountain and setting up a cabinet and pulling the flag is to occupy the mountain as the king!

I didn't know that was what it meant!

It's okay to contain some monsters, and occupy the mountain as the king? Do I want to be a bandit in my prime? The point is, what age is this? There's no way to be a bandit, is there?

I was wondering whether to ask them to invite another Gao Ming, Ah Hua had already come over, "Ye Qian is almost here, you can tell everyone a few words, why do you have to hold a mobilization meeting to open the mountain and set up a cabinet." ”

"Come here." I pulled Ah Hua aside and whispered, "What nonsense are you talking about, I can't be the king of the mountain, I still have to go to school after the summer vacation, I'm in my third year of high school, and I still have a year to take the college entrance examination, if I let my dad know that I don't go to school and run to play the mountain as the king, he will have to beat me to death!" Besides, even if I have to do my homework this summer, I have to go out to play, who wants to drill into the ravine to be the king of the mountain, there is not even a WIFI in the deep mountains and old forests, how can I live......"

"Don't worry." Ah Hua said, "I know that you young people can't live without the net, and I didn't say that I really want you to be the king of the mountain." But let's gather so many monsters together, there must be a name, a goal that everyone can unite and run together, do you just say that you don't want them to cause trouble, and you are going to lock them all up in a small black room? Run away in a minute! Let's pretend to tear the flag first, and then, then say that their quality is not up to par, if you want to participate in this flag-pulling event, you have to train intensively first, and then detain them in the valley over there, and then take your school textbooks to teach them, six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, this round of learning, just twelve years, when the time comes, the fastest development among them, almost can turn into a human form, not how to arrange it? Even if you don't want to care about it then, they all have the ability to stand on their own, right? ”

Damn, this Ah Hua is really yin, just think of an idea and plan to pit these poor new monsters for more than ten years.

I touched my chin and said, "That's a good idea, but who is teaching them, I can't do it first." ”

"Let Ahri do this, they fox spirits are the best at cheating and abducting, it has been mixed in the world for so many years, and it is a piece of cake to engage in a twelve-year compulsory education, other teachers or something, let it find it by itself, this big red ridge mountain is high and deep, there are always a few monsters like that black blind man, they are a teacher or something, there is no problem at all, if you are not at ease, you can give them intensive training first, now there are so many teaching videos on the Internet, just put it on, These monsters are much more knowledgeable than your gang of high school students. ”

What is a monster that knows more than us high school students?

If you don't talk with a little thorn, you can die!

"Let them wait a while, I have an idea, help me see if it works."

I called Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei over again, and told them about my idea of using their leyline passage spell to build a similar ghost country orientation method.

After listening to me, Ah Hua touched her chin and spoke, well, it didn't have this problem before, it should have learned from me, and when I think about it, I like to touch my chin, "It's a good idea, it can work in theory, but I don't know much about this spell of theirs, so I can only come up with some ideas from theory, and it depends on the two of you how to do it, hey, Xiaoxiao, Ah Fei, what do you think?" ”

Huang Xiaoxiao hesitated and said, "When the gods taught us, they didn't say that this method can still be a door, I don't know if it can be done." ”

I said, "Look at you, little boy, cough, little man, so beautiful, why are you so rigid?" Our black-faced god said, this is a person, you have to know how to be flexible, you have to be able to touch the bypass, the teacher taught you a method, you have to learn to use it flexibly, in order to solve different problems. I think that since the gods have taught you this spell, you should study it carefully, so I will give a speech to these monsters first, and you will study it here, and it is up to you to see if you can achieve it. ”

After saying that, I didn't care about the three of them, ran to the top of the hill, and cleared my throat, "Everyone, be quiet, I'm going to make an important speech!" ”

The youkai who were shouting in unison fell silent and looked at me in unison.

I haven't spoken in front of so many people, uh, youkai, and that's pretty ...... Nervous.

What should I say?

I thought about it for a long time and decided to follow Ah Hua's train of thought.

"Guys, that monster, everyone is just an ordinary little animal, and they can become monsters, that's because I cooked two pots of soup to cheapen you, let me tell you, my soup is too expensive, how many people spend money to drink it and can't drink it, but they all let you drink it, this soup is drunk, you can't drink it in vain......"

Before I could finish this, someone below burst into a loud voice.