Chapter 6 Return My Drifting Fist (First Update, Ask for a Monthly Pass)

360 days a year, 90 each in spring, summer, autumn and winter; Winter cold and summer heat are the most difficult, and cold is like a knife and hot like a scorching knife.

The ninth day of spring and autumn is mild, and the weather is mild and windy; There are few good days in a year, and what is the beautiful scenery?

If the beautiful scenery is encountered, it is also enjoyable and enjoyable; If you don't burn a high candle to Fangzun, you are also born in the world.

The ancients also had a saying, persuading people to come by candle and night; The price of a thousand gold at the moment of the Spring Festival, I can't buy it back.

On this day, there were two long queues in front of the Poetry and Book Society on the streets of Suzhou, and the members at the door shouted: "Row up!" All lined up! Don't cut the line, don't want to buy a new poetry collection from the left and right! You! I see you cut in line! ”

"Little brother, don't be like this, be accommodating." A piece of broken silver slipped through.

"Get in line! If you cut in line again, you can leave quickly! "Quietly in the sleeve.

"Yes, yes, I'll line up."

"It's so lively? Why are there so many people lined up? What are they buying? ”

"Childe is from out of town! Today is the release day of the new poetry collection of Peach Blossom Layman, and everyone here is queuing up to buy the poetry collection. ”

"What? A new collection of poems by Peach Blossom Layman! I'm going to buy it too! ”

“……”

Towards the evening, "Left, Small, Right Poems" had been sold out, and the smiling face of the owner of the poetry book club was cramping.

"Ah Cai, count the money for the poetry collection, and take half of it and send it to Zuo Xiaoyou."

"Yes, boss."

"Zuo Xiaoyou Poetry Collection" printed 1,000 copies, each volume sold for ten taels of silver, that is, sold for 10,000 taels of silver, even if 5,000 taels of them have to be distributed to Zuo Xiaoyou, the rest of the money is also the income of the Poetry Book Club for two months, how can the boss not laugh?

Tang House.

After reading the new poetry collection, Tang Bohu, who was already weak, couldn't help but sigh: "The Peach Blossom Monk is really extraordinary, and his poems coincide with many of my thoughts." Could it be that this person is my confidant of Tang Yin? ”

"Bohu, what are you looking at?" Tang Bohu's fat old lady walked over: "My mother just married you the third daughter-in-law, don't snub her." ”

Tang Bohu sighed: "Mother, I just feel that Zuo Xiaoyou's poems coincide with many of my ideas, if I had been born twenty years earlier, maybe I could have written the same poems as Zuo Xiaoyou." ”

"Don't talk stupid. Zuo Xiaoyou is a contemporary calligraphy and painting master, even the emperor praised his calligraphy and painting are unique, unparalleled in the world, although you have some talent, but compared with him, it is still far behind! Tang Bohu's fat old lady sighed.

"Huh?" Tang Bohu felt that there was something in his words: "Old lady, you help him talk like this, could it be that you also admired him back then?" ”

The fat old lady suddenly became a little embarrassed: "What's the matter, it's all in the past." How can your dad be because I like Zuo. It's all about depression! ”

"......" Tang Bohu was dumbfounded.

Three days later, Tang Bohu still couldn't bear the torment in his heart, and was ready to pay his respects and go to Zuofu to visit.

"Young master, there is a visit from outside named Tang Yin, this is a visit." Zuo Fu Jia Ding presented the worship post to Zuo Xiaoyou.

"Tang Yin?" Zuo Xiao's right eyes moved, Tang Bohu!

"Yes, please."

"Yes."

Tang Bohu never dreamed that he would be received so easily. I thought of the previous rush to send a message of worship in front of the house. But the other literati who couldn't see him increased their face for a while. The waist pole also stood up.

"Phew! Poor sour, what's the big deal. ”

"Shit luck, I really think I'm so good."

"How could Zuo Xiaoyou meet such an obscene-looking person?"

"I think he must be a guy from the Poetry and Book Club, who came to send money to Zuo Xiaoyou. Otherwise, Zuo Xiaoyou will not meet him. ”

"Yes, that's right."

"Brother Tai Takami."

Tang Bohu's ears are very sensitive, and he hears the uric acid words of these people. Disdain in my heart: You vulgar people still want to see Zuo Xiaoright? Go back and read the sages for a few more years!

Not long after, Tang Bohu saw Zuo Xiaoyou in the main hall. The moment I saw Zuo Xiaoright with my own eyes, he was dressed in a white loose scholar's outfit with modern aesthetics, with a dignified appearance like a crown of jade and eyes like a star. and his ethereal temperament, Tang Bohu couldn't help but admire in his heart: what a peach blossom layman, he really has an extraordinary bearing, not like a person in the red dust.

"After the end of school, enter Tang Yin, see Peach Blossom Layman." Tang Bohu clenched his fists and bent down.

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at Tang Bohu, who was exactly the same as Xing Ye, and there was a little more nostalgia in his eyes. He smiled slightly: "No formality, please take a seat." Serve tea. ”

Sit down with each other, wait for the maid to serve tea, and say: "I heard that Suzhou has produced a young talent in the past two years, and his calligraphy and painting are extraordinary. ”

Hearing this, Tang Bohu was very excited: "Mr. Xiaoyou has also heard of Tang Yin's name? ”

"I've seen your paintings, and although they haven't been completed yet, they are quite meaningful." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Within five years, I believe you will go to the next level." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Xiaoyou, for your encouragement." Tang Bohu was excited: "Tang Yin will definitely live up to Mr. expectations." ”

"You don't have to call me sir, although I am older than you, I don't like worldly gifts, just call me left and right." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

"This ...... What's so embarrassing about that? Absolutely not. "Tang Bohu can't call it so casually.

"Then call me Brother Zuo." Left and right said lightly.

Tang Bohu breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and said with a fist: "In this case, it's good for Brother Zuo to call me Bohu." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "I watched Bohu's footsteps are steady, his breathing is long, and his palms are wide, he must also be a person who practices martial arts, I don't know what martial arts Bohu is learning?" ”

Tang Bohu was shocked, he didn't expect Zuo Xiaoyou to see that he could do martial arts at a glance, but thinking of Zuo Xiaoyou's eyesight and his ethereal appearance like a fairy, he must also be a fellow practitioner.

With a sigh of relief in his heart, Tang Bohu said: "Don't hide it from Brother Zuo, the younger brother is a descendant of the Tang family's overlord spear who ranks third in the family martial arts and weapons spectrum." ”

"I see." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said: "The overlord gun is the kung fu of the battlefield commander, and when it encounters some subordinate methods in the rivers and lakes, it will suffer a little." Otherwise, the Overlord gun can be ranked first. ”

"I didn't expect Brother Zuo to know so much about the rivers and lakes." Tang Bohu was a little surprised, but he felt that it was reasonable.

"It's nothing, it's just that I like to practice martial arts on weekdays." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, chatted with Tang Bohu for a few more words, and suddenly changed the topic, and said: "A few days ago, I heard that an unrecognizable woman appeared in the rivers and lakes. It is said that this woman is the top brand of the red-sleeved building, but she was disfigured by vicious martial arts, which is very pitiful. ”

"Unrecognizable feet!?" Tang Bohu's face froze: "This is the most vicious martial art in the martial arts, disfiguring people's appearance, very hateful." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "Yes, that woman has also sought medical treatment everywhere." But all the famous doctors were helpless, and the woman was desperate, so she committed suicide by throwing herself into the lake. ”

"Huh!?" Tang Bohu sighed with pity: "It's a pity! Although the unrecognizable foot is vicious, it is not inexplicable, if you use the Returning Me Drifting Fist, not only can you restore your appearance, but you can also become more beautiful. ”

"Oh?" Zuo Xiao's right eyes flashed, and he said, "Could it be that Bohu will return my drifting fist?" ”

Faced with this question, Tang Bohu hesitated slightly. But he is young after all, and in the face of his admired confidant, he only hesitated for less than half a second before nodding: "Yes, my drifting fist has been lost in the martial arts for a long time, but this kind of martial arts happened to be collected by my Tang Mansion, and I learned this kind of martial arts." ”

The corner of Zuo Xiaoright's mouth smiled: "Can Bohu teach me?" ”

"This ......"

"Don't worry." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "I will exchange it with you with a martial art, and I will not let you suffer." ”

"Brother Zuo misunderstood, since Brother Zuo wants to learn. I'll just teach you. ”

Zuo Xiaoright smiled at the corner of his mouth, and learned to return my drifting boxing with Tang Bohu.

At first glance, my drifting fist is a very nonsense martial art. And it's completely illogical, but the movie world is so illogical, after Zuo Xiaoyou and Tang Bohu learned it, they found that returning me to drifting boxing is a kind of punching the face, so as to achieve swelling and stasis, acne and whitening. Martial arts for facial plastic effects.

However, the strength and speed of the fist are very high, and it must be surgically accurate, otherwise it will not be a return of my drifting fist, but a disfiguring fist beyond recognition.

This set of punches can only be exerted with internal force, which will enter the facial muscles and muscles of the person who is hit in the face. So as to achieve the effect of conditioning and changing. All in all, it looks cool, but it can make people crazy when they learn.

It's so hard! It's much harder than plastic surgery.

Zuo Xiaoyou admires Tang Bohu's genius a little, she learned such a powerful boxing technique at a young age, even if she marries an ugly girl in the future, she can become a peerless beauty.

In comparison, it is very difficult to learn. The control of the strength of the fist is easy to say, but the coordination of the internal force is difficult, and the test subject is also difficult to find. You can't take the people in the house, right?

Fortunately, Tang Bohu helped.

"Brother Zuo, although he uses his subordinates to practice, I will help correct it if it is broken."

“……”

The people in the house are unlucky.

Half a month later, Zuo Xiaoyou finally learned to return my drifting boxing. In order to compensate for the double damage to the soul and face suffered by the people in the house in the past half month, Zuo Xiaoyou deliberately used my drifting fist to help the people in the house beautify.

When the housekeepers and maids in the house saw their faces that were ten times more handsome or beautiful than in the past, the psychological shadow dissipated instantly, and they were simply grateful to Zuo Xiaoyou, and being a cow and a horse could not repay the grace of regeneration.

The orchids in the house are also a little envious, although they are beautiful, but their faces are not without shortcomings, such as some have prominent cheekbones, some have slightly larger faces, some have too sharp chins, and so on.

Seeing that the maids in the house have become so beautiful, these orchids feel the crisis, and they also make great efforts to blow the pillow wind, so that Zuo Xiaoyou can make them more beautiful.

It's all right, it's your own woman anyway, of course, the more beautiful the better.

After a busy morning, all the flaws on the faces of the orchids were finally removed, and the appearance of the orchids also broke through the sky.

Learn to return my drifting boxing, left and right can not go without return, so he taught his light skill Yue Wang Divine Arrow to Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu learned the martial arts of the battlefield overlord gun, and the level of light skills was relatively poor, after learning the Yue Wang Divine Arrow, with the overlord gun, Tang Bohu had almost no weaknesses in martial arts at this time. (To be continued.) )

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