Chapter 7 Ten Gambles and Nine Cheating (Second Update, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
In the past three years, in the past three years, the left and right houses have become more and more lively.
Through Tang Bohu's relationship, the other three of the four talents in Jiangnan have also met Zuo Xiaoyou, although in this spoof-like world, the four talents look more like the four big comics, but that's just the appearance, in addition to Tang Bohu, the other three do have real talents, and even Zhu Zhishan, a bad gambler who seems to be useless, is also a calligrapher, and the level of poetry is also very high.
These four great talents in Jiangnan have the opportunity to ask the first talent in Jiangnan on the left and right, and they come to visit the door every three or five times. After a long time, Tang Bohu and they found that Zuo Xiaoyou is usually a very funny person, even if it is some vulgar jokes, he can afford it, and he is well-informed, and there are many local customs that they don't understand.
But Zuo Xiaoyou was really speechless about Zhu Zhishan, one of the four talents.
The chubby Zhu Zhishan, a middle-aged fat man in his forties, Chen Baixiang, who often appears in Xingye movies, looks full of joy, but his character is really not good.
On this day, Zhu Zhishan cried and ran into Zuofu to call for help, but no one could stop him.
Hearing Zhu Zhishan's cry, Tang Bohu, who was studying Western percussion with Zuo Xiaoyou, frowned, and said: "Zhu Zhishan, this bastard, must have lost again, he went to me to borrow money yesterday, I didn't lend him it, I didn't expect to go to Brother Zuo to borrow money today, what a bastard." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou was also very helpless, and said: "Ten gambles and nine cheats, this Zhu Zhishan is really dead, and sooner or later he will suffer a big loss." ”
"Just get rid of him, his calligraphy can be sold for money anyway, we don't need to help him." Tang Bohu said.
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and motioned for the family to let Zhu Zhishan come in.
"Brother Zuo. Help me! Not long after, Zhu Zhishan came to the backyard Taoyuan and shouted for help: "Oops! Brother Tang is also here, help! ”
“……”
"Zhu Zhishan, have you lost it again?" Zuo Xiaoyou pressed Tang Bohu's shoulder and asked.
"Oops. The parents of the one who gave birth to me, the left brother of the one who knows me! Zhu Zhishan looked touched when he met his confidant, but he disgusted Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan said the same thing to him yesterday.
This son of a bitch!
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou was convinced of his shamelessness, and sighed: "How much did you lose?" ”
"Not much, not much, it's just eight hundred taels, it's a drop in the bucket for Brother Zuo." Zhuzhishan Road.
A pink pearl appeared in his left little right hand and said, "This pearl is worth a thousand taels, and I can help you pay off your debts." But you have to swear that you will never gamble again, or you will not enter the gate of my left house. ”
"This ......" Zhu Zhishan looked embarrassed, he has no other hobbies in his life, he loves gambling, Zuo Xiaoyou asked him to swear not to gamble, which is no different from asking for his life.
Seeing his reaction, Tang Bohu couldn't help it: "Bastard! For gambling. You'd rather not even enter the door of Brother Zuo's house, you're hopeless! ”
"Brother Tang. I don't want to. Zhu Zhishan's face was full of bitterness: "But I just can't help it, if I can bear it, I won't end up like this!" ”
"You ......"
"Forget it." Zuo Xiaoyou threw the pearl to Zhu Zhishan and said, "If you really want to gamble in the future, don't go to the casino, come to me." I'll bet with you. ”
"Huh? Brother Zuo also loves to gamble? Zhu Zhishan caught the pearl, his face full of surprise.
"Gambling is just a pastime for me, but I won't indulge in it like Brother Zhu." Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and said to Jiading: "Go to the casino to buy a few sets of gambling equipment, and if you wish my brother itchy hands in the future, just come to Zuofu." If you win, you will take the money, and if you lose, you will use the bookbook to offset the account. ”
"Oops! Brother Zuo is really righteous, and the younger brother admires and admires it. ”
"Let's pay it back!" Left and right wave people.
Zhu Zhishan got the pearl and repaid the debt happily. Tang Bohu is not worth it for Zuo Xiaoright, but he also admires more and more: "For Zhu Zhishan, a rotten gambler, Brother Zuo is really benevolent and righteous." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "Everyone has shortcomings, as a friend, you can help, if you can, don't fall into the trap if you can't help." Today's him may be the future of you and me. ”
Tang Bohu was thoughtful.
The next day, Zhu Zhishan really came.
"Brother Zuo, Brother Tang is also here!" Zhu Zhishan walked over with a red face, hugged his fists and said, "Could it be that Brother Tang also came to Brother Zuo's house to play two?" ”
Tang Bohu snorted: "I'm afraid that you won't give money if you lose all of it, and I will supervise you." ”
"How so!" Zhu Zhishan laughed dryly, walked over and sat down: "Brother Zuo, what are we playing?" ”
"What does Brother Zhu like to play?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.
"Mahjong, pai gow, four-color cards, dice, you all like it." Zhuzhishan Road.
"Then to kill time, just play mahjong." Left small right road.
"Good! Mahjong is good, killing time, stimulating. Zhu Zhishan agreed.
Now there is a problem, Zuo Xiaoyou, Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan, there are only three people, and there is still one missing, who will make up for it?
"Tomoko, you come." Zuo Xiaoyou called Tomoko over.
Unlike in the past, since entering this world, Zhizi has been appearing in front of people as a lady on the left and right, Tang Bohu and they have already seen Zhizi, and they are amazing about Zhizi's beauty and temperament, and Zhizi is also good at writing, and he is also proficient in Japanese ukiyo-e painting techniques, which makes Tang Bohu and other talents breathtaking.
But what they envy the most is that Zhizi's ukiyo-e has a lot of spring ~ palace ~ pictures, and there are really a lot of tricks in them, and Tang Bohu and they also spent a lot of money to buy dozens of them, and took them home to study tricks with their own mother.
They are very envious of Zuo Xiaoright, there is such a perfect wife, not only out of the hall and into the kitchen, but also to be a noble lady in front of people, and a~ woman in the back.
They are all crazy with envy, and Tang Buhu hates to exchange the six wives in the family for one Zhizi. Of course, it's just a matter of thinking, he still can't do this kind of thing.
But I'm still envious!
In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou himself is quite proud, it has been eighteen years since he came to this world, because he came on vacation, and Zhizi did not practice all day, and she had already practiced a little injured in the last world, so this world changed the time of cultivation to practice calligraphy and painting ukiyo-e.
Japanese calligraphy and Chinese calligraphy are in the same vein, but ukiyo-e is a unique Japanese painting technique. Tomoko hadn't practiced painting before, but the literary style prevailed in this world. She wanted to draw something from her own country, so she began to practice ukiyo-e.
Not to mention, Zhizi is still quite talented, and after fifteen years of study, he has basically reached the level of a famous artist.
But what makes Zuo Xiaoyou speechless is that Tomoko actually likes to draw spring ~ palace ~ pictures. years. There are at least 100 pictures of spring ~ palace ~ painted by her, and the ones that are not good have been sold on the black market at a high price.
It's really a high price, although the painting is not good, but after all, it is a spring ~ palace ~ picture! And the posture is rich, which makes those second ancestors and Sven scum rush to it. Each painting can be sold for a hundred taels of silver, which is worth more than Zhu Zhishan's book stickers.
Zuo Xiaoright is speechless, how ** are people in this era?
However, in order to prevent Zhizi from revealing his identity, when Tang Bohu and the others bought ukiyo-e, Zuo Xiaoyou emphatically told them not to reveal Zhizi's identity. Otherwise, my friends won't have to do it in the future.
Tang Bohu and they understand it in their hearts, they only stay at home to watch and study this kind of painting, and they will not take it out and share it with others, so Zhizi's identity has not been exposed, otherwise Zuo Xiaoyou can only choose to end the vacation of this world, so as not to be annoyed to death by those who are 'thirsty for talent'.
"I'm not very good at playing mahjong!" Tomoko sat down on the left and right hands and asked, "How do you want to play?" ”
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at Zhu Zhishan and said, "Zhizi is not very good at playing. Then let's play the simple, not the big. It's just about winning and losing. A handful of one or two silver, do Zhuang plus one tael, and double yourself. If you lose too much, you can raise, but at most you can add ten taels of silver to a handful, is there a problem? ”
"No problem." Zhu Zhishan said with a smile: "Take care of my sister-in-law." As in duty bound. ”
“……”
The shuffle of the cards, the yard cards, the dice, the cards, after a few rounds, Tomoko caught a chicken. Said happily: "I seem to be nonsense." After speaking, push the cards, and all the colors.
Zhu Zhishan said with a smile: "Mrs. Sister-in-law's luck is really good, they all say that newcomers have good luck, and that's true." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, threw a tael of silver to Zhizi, and said, "Go on." ”
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan also gave one or two silver each and continued to play.
At first, Zhu Zhishan could still keep a smile, but gradually, he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Huh!"
"Huh!"
"I'm crazy too!"
"I'm sorry, I'm again."
Looking at Zuo Xiaoyou, Tang Bohu and Zhizi constantly playing cards, while he was black from beginning to end, Zhu Zhishan was sweating profusely, panting like a cow, looking at the clean and slippery silver bag in front of him: "How can this be?" ”
"Alas!" Tang Bohu sighed: "Brother Zhu, your gambling luck is so bad, fortunately you are playing with a few of us, if you go to the casino, you will already owe a lot of debt." I don't know if the big brother on the road will cut you into seven or eight pieces and throw them into the lake to feed the fish. ”
Zhu Zhishan shuddered: "It won't be so miserable, right?" ”
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and said, "Brother Zhu, you will pay a hundred taels for one word, go and write two words first!" ”
"Good!" Zhu Zhishan stood up, and there were already four treasures ready for the study, and Zhu Zhishan picked up the pen and waved it.
"Two words are written, Brother Zuo."
Zuo Xiaoyou threw two hundred taels of silver to him: "Do you still want to play?" ”
"Of course you have to play! I don't believe I'm losing. Zhu Zhishan sat down again, imposing: "I must win today!" ”
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head, "Go on!" ”
An hour later, Zhu Zhishan's whole body trembled, and he lost it all again.
"Brother Zhu, don't you understand?" Left Xiao Right said.
"What?" Zhu Zhishan's mind was drowsy, and he didn't understand why he was so unlucky? There is no beard.
"Nine out of ten lies." Left small right casually grab a handful of cards, is a deck of colors; After that, he drew another handful of cards, and the big four were happy; Draw another card, big three; Draw another handful of cards, right to Hu.
Zhu Zhishan was dumbfounded, and even Tang Bohu was surprised. (To be continued.) )
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