"Teach you?" Sun Wukong smiled: "What's the benefit?" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou took out a large bottle of Coke: "I'll exchange this with you." ”

"What is this?" Seeing this red bottle and black liquid, Sun Wukong scratched his hairy face: "Black, could it be a decoction?" ”

"It's not a potion." Zuo Xiaoyou unscrewed the cap of the bottle and handed it over: "Try it." ”

Sun Wukong grabbed the bottle, leaned into his nose and sniffed: "What smell?" I tasted it in a small sip, and immediately took a breath and stuck out my tongue, but then my eyes lit up, and I drank a big sip, and the refreshing Monkey King hair of the sand mouth stood up: "Good wine!" What wine! ”

drank it with a bang, and it didn't take much effort to drink a whole bottle of Coke by Sun Wukong.

This Monkey King is really a foodie who likes fine wine and food.

After drinking Coke, Sun Wukong stared at Zuo Xiaoyou with blazing eyes: "Is there anything else?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "I don't know ...... somersault cloud"

"Teach you, teach you, teach you." For a bottle of Coke, Sun Wukong really didn't even want to do it.

Zuo Xiaoyou was ecstatic in his heart, but he was still calm on the surface: "I don't have much left here, about thirty bottles." If you can teach me somersault clouds, I'll give you all thirty bottles, how about that? ”

"Good, good." When Sun Wukong heard that there were still thirty bottles of so many, he danced excitedly: "Without further ado, my old grandson will teach you somersault clouds now." ”

"Wait!" Zuo Xiaoyou stopped for a moment and said: "Great Sage, you are a monkey, it's nothing to do a somersault, but I am a human, if I have to do a somersault before driving the clouds, it will not look good." Do you have any other way to control the clouds here? As long as the speed is not slower than the somersault cloud, it's fine. ”

Sun Wukong scratched his face. Said: "This is difficult for my grandson, who learned art from the master back then, and only learned somersault clouds." ”

"Really!" Zuo Xiaoright was a little disappointed. The somersault cloud is good, fast is fast, but before leaving, he has to do a somersault like a monkey, for him, a 'jade-faced scholar'. It's kind of funny.

Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou was disappointed, Sun Wukong scratched his face and said: "Don't worry, as the so-called changes do not deviate from their origins, the somersault cloud is just a somersault before driving the clouds, my old grandson has improved a method of driving the clouds for 54,000 miles, and when my old grandson ponders and ponders again, he can always figure out the method of driving the clouds that is no less than the somersault cloud." ”

Speaking of this, Sun Wukong said: "Don't talk about that. My grandson is hungry, quickly prepare some good wine and food, and when my grandson is full of wine and food, I will go to improve the somersault cloud. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "No problem, what does the Great Sage like to eat?" Are there any taboos? ”

"Except for not eating people and monkeys, all my grandchildren eat." Sun Wukong is not a picky eater.

Left Xiaoyou divided the water curtain on both sides, and then re-exposed the hole, and the three of them entered the hole.

See the peach tree in the cave. and the ripe peaches on the peach tree, Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly lit up. Immediately jumped up and picked two peaches and nibbled on them. After taking two bites, Sun Wukong said: "The peach you have here is good, but it is worse than the peach in the Heavenly Palace." ”

"That's a fairy peach after all, how can I compare?" Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "If I have the peach pit of the fairy peach, I can also grow a peach no less than the fairy peach." ”

With a snap, a peach pit landed on the stone table. Sun Wukong said: "This is the peach pit of the fairy peach, for you." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was shocked in his heart, picked up the peach pit and looked at it, sensed the abundant immortal qi in the peach pit, and said in surprise: "Thank you Great Sage." ”

"It's just a peach pit." Sun Wukong waved his hand. Said: "Don't be too happy, my grandson originally wanted to plant it in Huaguo Mountain, but the peach can only be bred by the immortal soil of the heavenly court, and without the immortal soil, this peach pit is a waste." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou's brows tightened, and he said, "Is there a way for the Great Sage to get the immortal soil of Heavenly Court?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Sun Wukong sneered: "What if you get it?" What's in it for my grandson? ”

"......" didn't say anything, just took out a bunch of ingredients and prepared dinner.

An hour later, when the delicious food with all the color and fragrance was served, Sun Wukong's harath fell, and he couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and send all kinds of delicacies to his mouth.

"It's delicious, it's delicious." Sun Wukong was addicted to eating: "It's so delicious~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

According to the calculation of time, when Sun Wukong was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, it was not long after the establishment of the Tang Dynasty, and it was pushed forward by 500 years, which was the Eastern Han Dynasty. Of course, there must be discrepancies between Journey to the West and real history, but after all, it is a fictional story set in the Chinese dynasty, so as long as you know that it is ancient before the Tang Dynasty, it is enough.

Then Chinese cuisine also has an evolutionary process, in the current era of the Tang Dynasty 500 years ago, ordinary people are relatively simple in terms of eating. During this period, it was very common for the common people to not have enough to eat, eat bran and drink thin, and it was very unhygienic, even if it was a high-ranking official and noble, the food was not very good.

During this period, even tofu was not invented, and people ate mainly to cook, cooking is boiling, that is, a bunch of things to eat are cooked in the ding, and when they are cooked, they are fished out and eaten.

Historical Records. The Biography of the Lord Father of the Marquis of Pingjin recorded the sentence of the minister 'Master Father Yan' during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: The husband is not born with five tripods to eat, and he is dead with five tripods to cook his ears.

It means that if the eldest husband can't cook with five big tripods when he is alive, then he will be cooked by five big tripods when he dies.

During the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the highest pursuit of the ministers was to cook food with five great dings, which shows how good the food was in that period...... Not so good anymore.

And although this world is a mythical world, and the food has also improved somewhat, it has not changed much better, at least it can't be compared with the era of food explosion in which Zuo Xiaoyou lived. What's more, Zuo Xiaoyou also learned the food that makes people scream, roll on the ground, and burst into tears in a virtual world like "God of Food", and as soon as the food he made is on the table, you can imagine how crazy Sun Wukong is.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to eat up the full table of meals with the momentum of the wind and clouds, Zuo Xiaoyou immediately picked up the chopsticks, picked up the plate, and put these meals into the plate little by little, leaving enough for the two of them to eat, and went to eat on the other side with Jin Yanzi.

As an avid fan of instant noodles, Jin Yanzi got another bucket of instant noodles soaked by Zuo Xiaoyou. Eating instant noodles. As for other gourmet dishes, Golden Swallow was very satisfied.

Although Sun Wukong is greedy, his eating speed is about the same as that of ordinary people, and he finally let the two of them finish the meal smoothly.

After eating the last piece of fish fillet, licking the plate clean, Sun Wukong burped. patted his stomach with satisfaction: "Destined person, I didn't expect the food you made to be so delicious, and it is the first time for my grandson to eat so much." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "Do you want to eat often?" ”

"Of course." But seeing Zuo Xiaoyou's seemingly smiling appearance, Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "I know it's not that simple." Go ahead! What do you want my grandson to do? ”

"It's simple." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "If the Great Sage has a chance, help me get some immortal soil." I really want to grow peaches. ”

"Such trivial things are wrapped up in my grandson." Sun Wukong patted his chest and wrapped up the matter.

Zuo Xiaoyou was very happy and took out a bag of tea. Set up the teapot and tea set, and said, "Do you want a cup of tea?" ”

"It's fine." Sun Wukong squatted on the stone bench and said, "Although you are a little smaller here, it is not bad for two people to live." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "If the Great Sage likes it, you can stay for a longer time." ”

"Hehe, then my grandson is welcome."

The tea is brewed, and I smell the aroma of tea. Sun Wukong took a sip and said, "Not bad." Although it's just a mortal tea, it's not bad. ”

"How?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "Is there immortal tea in the sky?" ”

"Absolutely." Sun Wukong said: "But those immortal teas are all managed by those old guys, and my old grandson rarely drinks them." ”

"Old fellow?"

"It's the old immortals who look a lot older." Sun Wukong took a sip of tea and said: "Those old guys usually like to get together to play chess and drink tea, boring and tight, my old grandson doesn't like to take care of them." ”

"I see." I'm afraid those old immortals are in your Heavenly Palace. I didn't participate in the operation to arrest you, otherwise it would have made you make such a big fuss.

After a few sips of tea, Sun Wukong said: "Okay, the rice has been eaten, and the tea has been drunk." I'm going to study the method of improving the somersault cloud, and I'll come back to you after my grandson finishes correcting it. ”

After speaking, Sun Wukong turned a somersault, left this small water curtain cave, and returned to his Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.

"It's really a monkey rush." Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless: "At least leave the 54,000-mile cloud driving method first!" ”

Hearing this, Jin Yanzi pursed her lips and chuckled: "Don't worry, husband, the concubine believes that Sun Wukong will come back soon." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "I hope he can hurry up!" ”

Don't make an accident and be crushed for 500 years.

Turning her head to look at Jin Yanzi, she had no hatred, and finally revealed that a girl should be lively and cheerful, smiling like a flower, and extremely beautiful.

Facing the blazing gaze of Zuo Xiaoyou, Jin Yanzi turned red delicately, and lowered her head: "Why does the husband look at the concubine like this?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Little Yanzi, since you have already called me husband, then I will call you Mrs. in the future!" ”

A hint of surprise flashed in Jin Yanzi's eyes, she originally thought that she would be able to be Zuo Xiaoyou's concubine, but she didn't expect Zuo Xiaoyou to let her be her wife! It's just so blissful, it's like a dream.

"Husband......" The golden swallow's eyes shimmered with a watery luster.

"Ma'am." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and took her hand and took it into his arms.

Jin Yanzi sighed, delicate and crimson, and her heart beat like a drum: "Husband, this is the first time for a concubine...... I hope you have mercy. ”

Is it the first time......

Zuo Xiaoyou is in a trance, it's been more than a thousand years...... Dragons.

Across time and space, I still met you: "Madam, my husband will treat you well." ”

"Hmm."

……

A month passed unconsciously, and in the past month, with the death of the Jade God of War and the return of the Jade Emperor to power, Heavenly Court and Middle Earth have finally returned to their former peace. And the Queen Mother also returned to Yaochi.

Because the white-haired witch managed Yaochi quite well during the time she left, the Queen Mother wanted to reward her when she was satisfied. It's just that the last bottle of immortal water is gone, and the peach will only be available when the peach is assembled, and as for the reward magic weapon...... The next one can't take it, and the better one is reluctant.

At last, the stingy Queen Mother called the white-haired witch to her and asked her, "What do you want?" ”

With the ability of the Queen Mother, as long as the white-haired witch's wish is not too excessive, she can easily meet it without losing anything, and this reward is just right.

The white-haired witch knelt in front of the Queen Mother and whispered, "The slave maid has no wishes, she just wants to spend her life in peace." ”

The Queen Mother Mimi hurts, is this the legendary desireless and strong? The Queen Mother hates this kind of person the most, you don't have anything, what are you doing with me? Go back to your Mars!

"What else? Don't particularly want it? The Queen Mother asked unwillingly.

The white-haired witch was silent for a moment and said, "The concubine has met a friend, I wonder if she can often go down to the realm and meet her friends in the future?" ”

"Have you finally made friends?" The Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, and was still a little curious, and said with a smile: "What kind of friend is it?" ”

"It's to kill the god of war in Yujiang and rescue the destined people of the Monkey King." The white-haired witch said.

"Man!?" The Queen Mother was shocked, looking at the white-haired witch kneeling in front of her, she couldn't believe that the white-haired witch who hated all the men in the world would become friends with a man.

The Queen Mother's reaction embarrassed the white-haired witch a little, but she also knew that what she had done in the past had made others have deep-rooted thoughts. But this time, she really became friends with Zuo Xiaoyou, both formally and psychologically, she has accepted this.

"In this world...... There are still good men. The white-haired witch whispered.

Hearing this, the Queen Mother sighed and stood up: "The man who can make you change your opinion is very interested in this future." After a pause, the Queen Mother smiled and said, "This queen has just finished five hundred years of practice, and she is a little boring, so I will simply go to the world with you." Do you remember where the destined person is? ”

Seeing that the Queen Mother was going to go with her, the white-haired witch was startled, and hurriedly said: "Niangniang, that destined person is just an ordinary man, and it is inevitable to lose his temper when he sees Niangniang, I am afraid that he will not know the etiquette and collide with Niangniang." ”

"It doesn't matter." The Queen Mother smiled slightly, her body spun, and she turned into a girl in a white dress.

Out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, beautiful eyes, clever smile. At this time, the girl in the white dress was a mess of beauty, and even the white-haired witch couldn't help but be amazed when she saw it: "Niangniang, you ......"

The girl in the white dress played with a strand of long hair on her shoulders and smiled: "My name is Yaochi, and I am your good sister, understand?" ”

“……”

"Let's go!" Yao Chi took a step, and an auspicious cloud formed under his feet, allowing the white-haired witch to step on it and ask, "Where do people who are destined to live?" ”

"More than 2,000 miles of mountain water curtain cave in the east." The white-haired witch jumped onto the auspicious clouds and whispered.

Yao Chi nodded, and shot towards the east. (To be continued.) )