"There's Five Finger Mountain ahead." Across the desert, forests, mountains and rivers, Wuzhi Mountain is finally in sight.

Looking up, the five-finger mountain is really the same as a person's palm, the difference is that the palm of the five-finger mountain is a little fat.

Think about it, after all, it is the palm of the Buddha, and the fat point is understandable.

"Heavenly Court is on the top of Wuzhi Mountain?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked?

"The top of Wuzhi Mountain only has the palace of the Jade Frontier God of War, and if you want to enter the Heavenly Court, you can only teleport through the teleportation array of Wuzhi Mountain." The white-haired witch said.

Teleportation array?

Soon after, the flying carpet finally flew to Wuzhi Mountain. Because of the white-haired witch brushing her face, the guards here did not stop it, and the three of them entered the palace of the Jade Frontier God of War very smoothly.

There was already an order to report to the Yujiang God of War, and when he learned that the Golden Swallow had arrived with a destined person and a golden hoop stick, the Yujiang God of War was very happy, and even the palace maid couldn't care about flirting, so he immediately dressed up and sat on the palace dragon chair, waiting for the arrival of the white-haired witch and the destined person.

With the opening of the palace gate, the white-haired witch was in front, holding a golden hoop stick in her left and right hand, and the golden swallow was behind, and walked into the palace.

The Jade Frontier God of War's gaze just swept over the white-haired witch's face, and then stopped at Zuo Xiaoyou.

Looking up and down, the Yujiang God of War was very unhappy: he was just a mortal, and he was even more outstanding than this general! Damn it!

Feeling the malice of the Yujiang God of War, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't care, and stepped forward: "Give me the immortal water, and give you the golden hoop stick!" ”

Hearing such direct words, the Yujiang God of War was stunned, and then laughed: "What an interesting person, it's been five hundred years, and in five hundred years, no one has ever spoken to me like this." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at him and said lightly: "You see it now." ”

"You're right." The Yujiang God of War stopped laughing and said, "But this is my territory, what qualifications do you have to bargain with General Ben?" ”

"It seems you don't get it yet." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "When you face me directly, you no longer have the ability to threaten me." ”

The voice fell. The left and right eyes radiated a strange light, shooting directly into the eyes of the Jade Frontier God of War. It was Zhou Axing's special function that was drawn in the world of "Gambler" back then-hallucination.

……

Lucullan banquets.

The god of war in the jade frontier wanders in the wine pond and meat forest.

"Dare to resist? I like it! Hahahaha...... Beauty, you forced me to be rough, hahahaha......"

……

The wine pond meat forest was shattered in an instant, and the god of war of Yujiang saw the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals who were 'tortured' by himself in front of him, and he immediately threw himself on the ground in disgust, and vomited.

Man! He turned out to be ...... to men. Wow wow.

When he vomited, Zuo Xiaoyou handed the immortal water to the white-haired witch: "I promise you." ”

The white-haired witch silently took the immortal water, opened it and drank it into her stomach. The next moment, she only felt that her body had become extremely comfortable and relaxed. It seems to be ready to fly at any time. This feeling, just like when she was still a fairy in Yaochi, cannot be described in words.

She knew that she had attained eternal life and youth.

"Thank you." After fulfilling her wish, the anger in the white-haired witch's heart dissipated a lot, and in the face of Zuo Xiaoyou, she finally said the two words that were equivalent to 'submission to softness' for her.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "You're welcome." ”

Jin Yanzi looked at the jade god of war who was vomiting and pulled out the hosta on his bun. Using the family's legendary dart technique, he shot towards the god of war in Yujiang.

The Jade Frontier God of War was still immersed in the shattered blow of the festival at the moment, and he was completely defenseless until the hosta shot at him. Only then did he suddenly come to his senses. Feeling the damage caused by the hosta to his body, the Jade Frontier God of War let out a long howl of pain, and reached behind his back with his right hand to pull the hosta off. Dropped on the ground and trampled to pieces.

The Jade Frontier God of War stared at Zuo Xiaoyou and Jin Yanzi with red eyes, "Who is it!?" ”

A throwing knife shot away. Right in the middle of the forehead of the god of war in the jade frontier. The Jade Frontier God of War had round eyes, leaned back, and finally fell to the ground, letting out a roar of the end of the era.

Zuo Xiaoyou made a move with his hand, and the flying knife shot back, which was included in the watch space by him, and said lightly: "There is a lot of nonsense." ”

The white-haired witch opened her mouth, unable to believe that the Yujiang God of War was shot to death by Zuo Xiaoyou so simply.

And Jin Yanzi's revenge was avenged, and tears welled up with excitement: "Father, mother, have you seen it? Your daughter has avenged you, and you can rest in peace! ”

Seeing that the Yujiang God of War was dead, the heavenly soldiers and generals present all fell into a panic. The Yujiang God of War is dead, what will they do in the future?

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't pay attention to them at all, and with the prompt sound that the second main quest and the third main quest had been completed successively came from his ears, Zuo Xiaoyou walked to the stone statue of Sun Wukong, raised the golden hoop stick, and smashed it on the stone statue.

With a loud roar, a powerful shock wave spread out from the stone statue. Rao is left and right, and he was also rushed back again and again by the energy of this impact, and he retreated four or five meters in a row before he stood still.

And the golden swallow and the white-haired witch were directly rushed into the air, and finally their bodies were blocked by the wall. Fortunately, their bodies are very strong, and although there is some pain, they are not injured.

With the end of the shockwave, a Jet Li stuck a few golden hairs to force Sun Wukong to appear......

Please forgive Zuo Xiaoyou's complaints, because this version of Monkey King is really low, comparable to the image in the old Journey to the West movie in the seventies. But fortunately, at least this version of Sun Wukong still uses a golden hoop stick, unlike a certain version, he actually copied a single knife and stepped on two yuan a pair of roller skates to start drying......

"Someone who is destined, thank you for saving me." Sun Wukong's first sentence after unsealing was still very satisfying to Zuo Xiaoyou, at least this monkey knows how to be grateful.

But the next sentence made him not so happy: "But you killed the Yujiang God of War, originally he was mine, and now he is dead." If there is a debtor and a debtor, then I will fight with you. ”

Seeing that Sun Wukong put on a posture, Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless: "If you want to fight, of course I will accompany you, but not now." ”

"Huh?" Sun Wukong scratched his face and was curious: "When was that?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head to look at Jin Yanzi and smiled: "After I spend my life with the woman I love." ”

The golden swallow suddenly turned crimson, and lowered her head in shame, and her heart was full of happiness.

Sun Wukong looked at Zuo Xiaoyou and said, "Can you live forever?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.

"What about her?" Sun Wukong pointed to the golden swallow.

"She can't." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "She has a maximum of five hundred years to live, so I want to accompany her with my heart." After 500 years, I'll have another good fight with you. ”

Sun Wukong scratched his face with a smile: "Okay." I'll wait for you for 500 years. ”

Just after the two of them discussed, a holy light fell from the sky, and all the heavenly soldiers and generals saw this holy light, and immediately knelt down respectfully: "Welcome Your Majesty!" ”

Seeing their reactions, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that the Jade Emperor, like the police, always appeared late when the matter was over.

"Little Swallow, let's go!" Zuo Xiaoyou took the hand of the golden swallow and left on the flying carpet, which made the Jade Emperor Lao'er, who had just landed, only see their backs.

"......" The Jade Emperor was very angry. It's too shameful to me.

Sun Wukong was not interested in the Jade Emperor Lao'er, scratched his face, and flew away.

Only the white-haired witch did not dare to challenge the monarchy, knelt on the ground, and welcomed the arrival of the Jade Emperor. But her heart had flown into the distance, and the man on the flying carpet had gone.

……

On the flying carpet, the golden swallow snuggled in Zuo Xiaoyou's arms, with a strong happy luster on her face: "Husband, where are we going?" ”

I heard the title of husband. Zuo Xiaoyou's eyebrows smiled: "Didn't I say that!" After helping you take revenge, we will go back to the Water Curtain Cave to live in seclusion and be a pair of fairy couples. ”

Jin Yanzi's eyes were full of anticipation, and then he thought of one thing. Jiao Jing crimson said softly: "Husband, I want to give you children, and give birth to many, many children." ”

Left and right, eyes gentle. stroked the golden swallow's hair and smiled slightly: "Okay, after going back." And we began to make man. ”

"Hmm."

Just when the two of them were in love, a monkey flew over, landed on the flying carpet, and smiled: "Destined people, don't mind if my grandson goes to you to ask for a bowl of wine to drink!" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless: "You are already here, can I still drive you away!" ”

"Hey, hey, my grandson knows that you are a real person." Sun Wukong sat on the flying carpet and said, "The speed of your magic weapon is too slow, when will it reach your realm?" ”

"I'm not the king of the mountain." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled helplessly: "There are still more than two thousand miles to me, and it will take more than an hour." ”

"More than an hour? My grandson is going to get impatient. "It's a monkey in the end, and everything is anxious.

"No way." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "My magic weapon can only be so fast, unlike you, a somersault cloud is 108,000 miles, the world is big, and it will come in an instant." ”

Speaking of somersault clouds, Sun Wukong was very proud: "Awesome!" This is the skill of cloud control passed on to me by my master, and only my grandson can do it in heaven and earth. ”

"It's really windy, and I'm not afraid to flash my tongue." Zuo Xiaoyou sneered: "If you are the only one in heaven and earth, then how did your master teach you?" ”

"Uh......" Sun Wukong laughed dryly: "I said it wrong, there are two people in heaven and earth, one is my grandson, and the other is my master." ”

"Who is your master? An apprentice who can teach you such a powerful one must be the strongest in this world! Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Of course." Sun Wukong said: "In this world, my grandson is not convinced by anyone, but only by my master." Even if my grandson is 100,000 years old, he can't compare to his old man. ”

"What's your master's name?" Left and right asked.

"He is ......" Sun Wukong suddenly shook his head and said, "I can't say it." ”

......Seeing the caution in Sun Wukong's eyes, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "If you don't say it, forget it." ”

Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou understood himself, Sun Wukong was very grateful, but also a little embarrassed, scratched his head, and said: "It's not that I didn't say it, it's that the master was afraid that I would cause trouble and affect his old man." ”

"I understand." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "With your temperament, it is inevitable to cause trouble, and the Yujiang God of War is just one of them, I think you will definitely cause more trouble than this in the future." ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "My grandson doesn't want to cause trouble, but when the Jade Emperor Lao'er opened the Pan Tao Club, he didn't invite me to go, so I made a big fuss about the Pan Tao Club, and the Jade Frontier God of War will hold a grudge against me, and later sealed my old grandson with despicable means." In the final analysis, it is the fault of the Jade Emperor Lao'er and the Jade Frontier God of War. ”

"A slap doesn't make a sound." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "The Jade Emperor doesn't invite you to the banquet, he has his own considerations, if you don't make trouble, how can the Jade Frontier God of War hate you?" If you are not so naïve and lose the golden rod, how can you be sealed? When you blame others, you should also reflect on your own mistakes, otherwise you will never remember the lesson, and it is inevitable that you will cause greater trouble. ”

"Why do you say the same thing as my master?" Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "Look at your age, how many years have you been cultivating?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Less than two thousand years." ”

"Oh?" Sun Wukong was surprised: "Then you have been cultivating for a much longer time than me, and I have only been cultivating for hundreds of years." ”

Jin Yanzi was also a little surprised, but he didn't expect Zuo Xiaoyou to be an old monster. The age difference between the two is a hundredfold.

"You've been sealed for five hundred years, and you've been a thousand years since then." Left small right road.

"Hey, almost." Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "Your flying carpet is too slow, why don't you let my old grandson send you over with a somersault cloud?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and asked Jin Yanzi: "What do you think?" ”

Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou cared so much about her thoughts, Jin Yanzi was even sweeter and said softly: "Listen to your husband." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "Then let's also feel the feeling of 'a somersault cloud of 108,000 miles'." ”

Jin Yanzi hummed lightly, stood up, hugged his neck, hung on him and floated, and when Zuo Xiaoyou collected the flying carpet, Sun Wukong grabbed them and turned a somersault.

The next moment, I saw the mountains and rivers changing, as if after a baptism of time and space, a flower in front of me, opened my eyes again, and appeared in a valley.

"My grandson has flown two thousand miles, someone who is destined, where is your home?"

Sun Wukong's voice sounded in his ears, but Zuo Xiaoyou did not respond, and his heart was completely shocked.

It's a thousand kilometers in a blink of an eye, and this is still a controllable result, if it is a somersault cloud of 108,000 miles, what kind of perversion will it be?

Zuo Xiaoyou completely knelt for Sun Dasheng in terms of speed.

"Someone who is destined?" Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder: "What's wrong?" Where the hell is your home? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou came back to his senses, endured the shock in his heart, looked at the surrounding mountains, saw the rivers and waterfalls that stretched for dozens of miles, and said, "It's just under the waterfall ahead." ”

"Okay." Sun Wukong somersaulted again, and the next moment, he had already appeared under the waterfall.

"Someone who is destined, isn't it here?" Sun Wukong asked.

Zuo Xiaoyou exhaled and nodded: "This is it." ”

Looking down at the nervous and excited Golden Swallow, she patted her back left and right, and said, "I'm home, come down!" ”

Seeing that he was still hanging on Zuo Xiaoyou's body, Jin Yanzi's face was slightly red, she let go of her hand, and said excitedly: "Husband, the Monkey King is so powerful, he will be home in the blink of an eye." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Seeing Jin Yanzi praising himself, Sun Wukong was very proud: "Female doll, you really know the goods." My grandson looks at you well, if you want to learn, my grandson can teach you. ”

"Really!?" The golden swallow was pleasantly surprised, unable to believe her ears.

Zuo Xiaoyou was shocked again, and couldn't believe that Sun Wukong was going to teach somersault cloud to Golden Swallow.

"Of course it's true." Sun Wukong patted his chest and said, "My old grandson is a good talker." After a pause: "But somersault clouds are not suitable for women, my grandson will teach you an improved method of driving clouds, although it is not as fast as somersault clouds, but it can also be 54,000 miles in an instant." ”

Hearing this, Zuo Xiaoyou finally didn't calm down: "Can you teach me?" (To be continued.) )