Chapter 50: The Peasant Court

Last time, Tie Ying talked to us about the reason for the other thing. Speaking of what got here, Tie Ying said: "Just because we ate a bowl of noodles at the noodle shop at the intersection of the street, we couldn't afford to pay for it, so we were locked up here." ”

As soon as the three of us heard this, we were instantly blindsided.

Kuanzi said: "Isn't it the Wu Da Niang powder shop in the town!" ”

Tie Ying said: "Exactly. ”

Kuanzi said: "I think it's a black shop, specializing in trapping us outsiders. We were also brought in by Aunt Wu, saying that the money we gave him was fake. ”

Tie Ying nodded and said, "How much does Aunt Wu charge you for a bowl of noodles?" ”

Hiroko said, "7 pieces!" ”

When Lra Fan heard this, he said with a sad face: "We have a bowl of noodles, 20 million yuan, and three bowls are a total of 60 million!" ”

When Kuanzi and Xiaoxue and I heard it, we were surprised and amused.

Tie Ying sighed and said, "This is the most expensive powder I've ever eaten in my life!" ”

Kuanzi laughed and said, "Haha, this is the darkest store I've ever seen in my life!" This town is so interesting! ”

"If you know what this town is called, you'll find it more interesting," Lra Van said. ”

Kuanzi said: "Could this be the Luofeng Town!" ”

Tie Ying nodded and said, "Exactly! ”

"It's not under the control of the current government, nor is it under the jurisdiction of the Taoyuan Society. In the past two days, we have inquired, for those who have strayed into the town, they will generally be locked up in this prison first, and then judged, if the strayed entrant is an ordinary villager who inadvertently enters, they will inject the strayant in the head, erase your memory, or make you crazy, and then let you go back. But if you sneak in intentionally and purposefully, the consequences will be dire. ”

Kuanzi asked: "How miserable, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu came hard and rushed out of this ghost place." As long as we are a four-person combination of flying eagles, there is no place that we can't get out. ”

Tie Ying shook his head and said, "This Luofeng Town is different from other places. We are not familiar with the terrain here, and everyone here looks like they are yin and yang, which is very abnormal, but everyone is very skilled, so we can only outwit! ”

I said, "Ziegger, didn't she bring you in?" ”

Tie Ying said: "As soon as we arrived at the entrance of the village, there was a sky-high price of powder, and then we were caught by those villagers, and Zigege was taken to another place and was not with us. ”

Lra Fan sneered and said, "The people of Taoyuan Society dare to trespass here, I guess her brain has been dug out at this time." ”

Tie Ying said: "Not necessarily, I think that although the people in this town are acting strangely, they still have some awe for the Cowherd." Qi Gege is the beloved disciple of the Cowherd, no matter how bold this person in Luofeng Town is, he is afraid and does not dare to touch her. After all, their food, clothing, housing and transportation are all guaranteed by the cowherd! ”

I listened and said, "Well, for now, we're going to have to save ourselves." ”

Tie Ying said: "Yes, fortunately, although the people here have strange tempers, they are all very money-loving. It just so happens that our Fan Gongzi is a small rich man, so I think as long as we spend more money, there should be a way to get out. ”

Lra Van said, "You have a terrible memory. You forgot, we haven't given the money for the three bowls of noodles yet! ”

Tie Ying said: "I think that powder shop is a deliberate ecstasy set up by them, the purpose is to arrest us outsiders in a relatively peaceful way and send them here to be imprisoned. ”

As soon as Tie Ying's words fell, I saw four jailers come over, open the doors of our two cells, and say, "Get up, our Judge Wu is going to hear your case." ”

I was about to stand up, but when I saw that everyone else was sitting on the ground and not moving, I remembered that we had been drugged by them, and although we had quietly taken the antidote, we were now able to move freely, but this could not be seen by the jailers.

When the jailers saw that we were motionless, they waved, and suddenly a car drove up. This car is like the kind of sightseeing car in the usual scenic spot, it is completely open, and the windows, doors, etc. have been removed.

The car was parked before the jailers came in and lifted us into the car one by one.

One of the skinny jailers said, "Is this Thousand Days Ecstasy really so powerful? ”

Another fat jailer said, "Why don't I get some for you someday?" ”

The thin jailer said, "I'll forget it, I'm not blessed." But you can get some for me, I'll have another use. He whispered a few words in the thin jailer's ear.

The fat jailer laughed when he heard this: "You, you are really cowardly. Okay, you've got that on me. ”

Soon I was also lifted into the car. Luckily, I didn't stand when the jailers told us to stand up, otherwise we would all be exposed, and we wouldn't know where we would have been pulled now.

The car drove up the road and walked out of the prison gate to a courtyard. It turned out that the prison was built underground.

The car turned around in the yard and drove for about 10 minutes before it came to a house. I saw a plaque hanging on this room, with the words "Peasant Court" written on it. In front of the room, there is a statue of a person, this person is 1.70 tall, with a Chinese face, and a tunic suit, we originally thought it was a statue of a great man, but when we got closer, we didn't know this face.

The room was already full of people.

The jailer lifted us out of the car and, with a pop, threw us on the ground.

I saw that in front of us, there was a big square table, and there was a plaque standing at the head of the table. To the left of Aunt Wu, there is a small table, and there is also a plaque on the table, clerk, and there is a person sitting in front of the table, wearing a robe and a pair of glasses, it is the half-crazy and half-awake Hu Laoxiu. There are also a few big men in the house, dressed in police uniforms during the Republic of China, who are obviously bailiffs.

It seems that the staffing of this peasant court is quite complete.

At this time, Aunt Wu picked up the small awl on the table and knocked it on the table, with a "bang", only to hear her say: "Okay, now the court is open." Today, we are going to try the case of these customers who went to my noodle shop to eat noodles without giving money and giving counterfeit money. ”

Several of us were a little dazed at this time, as if we were in a dream.

Aunt Wu continued: "Chief, ask a few defendants, do you have a defense lawyer? ”

We shook our heads.

Aunt Wu said: "Do you need this court to provide it for you?" ”

Lra Fan asked cautiously, "Do you have to charge for it?" ”

Aunt Wu said: "This court provides it to you for free, but the wool is from the sheep, and in the end, I will still find a way to earn back from you." ”

Lra Fan heard this and hurriedly said, "Then forget it." We waive this right, we defend ourselves! ”

Tie Ying also sighed: "It's the first time I've met a judge who speaks so bluntly. ”

Kuanzi said questioningly: "Aren't you the old bridesmaid of the powder shop?" What is the judge again? You can't be a plaintiff and a judge again! ”

Aunt Wu said: "You are right, I am indeed a plaintiff and a judge now. In order to embody the principle of fairness and impartiality, the judges of our court are all appointed on a rotational basis, and it just so happens that I will be discussed today. But trust me, I will give you a fair and just verdict. ”

Kuanzi said: "Then this is a fart!" It's clear that you've won! ”

Aunt Wu said: "That's not what I said. Although we all know that I won this lawsuit. However, in order to show that this court is fair and just, the process that should be followed still needs to be followed, and the pretense should still be pretended, so please cooperate with it. ”

Xiaoxue listened and said, "You guys are like this。。。。。。。 You are so unreasonable! ”

Aunt Wu said: "The yamen is open to the south, and there is no reason to enter the door without money." See clearly, this is a peasant court, not a place to reason. Only the law is here! ”

We were speechless for a moment.

I only heard Aunt Wu laugh and say with a smile: "Are you cold sitting on the ground?" ”

We don't know what she means by asking? Kuanzi replied, "It's not cold! ”

Aunt Wu nodded and glanced at the jailer on the left.

The jailer instantly agreed, beckoned out of the house, and said, "Carry it up!" ”

A few of us instantly felt that something was wrong, and we didn't know what tricks they were going to play. When I looked back, I saw four soldiers walking up with two boxes.

They put the box next to us and opened it to see that it was full of tiny ice cubes. Before we could react, the soldiers instantly poured the ice on our laps, burying half of our bodies under the ice.

Tie Ying said angrily: "What are you doing here? ”

Aunt Wu said: "It's cold now." Heck, if I let you stay like this, I really don't know if you can save your legs after the trial. Secretary Hu, has the last amputation of the prisoner been arranged? I think you'll have to make an appointment with the doctor for these five too! ”

"Your Excellency, even prisoners, have human rights. You can't do this to us until you've been convicted. ”

Aunt Wu said: "Yes, you are so right. Lift it up. We looked back and saw that the soldiers had lifted five more chairs.

Mrs. Wu said: "In order to reflect the humanized management of this court and our purpose of serving the farmers wholeheartedly, we have specially set up a defendant's chair. ”

The five of us nodded immediately.

Aunt Wu beckoned, and the bailiffs instantly lifted us all to the chair and sat down. When I sat down, I was worried about what else was on the chair, but as soon as I sat down, the chair surface was soft, really very comfortable, and I leaned on the back of the chair, and it even had the function of massage.

Kuanzi said: "I didn't expect you to have such a comfortable chair here!" ”

Aunt Wu said: "This is also the embodiment of our court's humane service. Of course, in order to recover the cost, we will charge you a little fee for this chair. ”

When Lra Fan heard that there was still a charge for this chair, he instantly became nervous and said, "How much do you charge?" ”

Aunt Wu said: "In some chairs, the rent for each one hour is 100,000 yuan!" ”

Several of us almost jumped out of our chairs when we heard this.

Lra Van said: "You're trying a case here, it's a robbery. ”

Aunt Wu said: "If you don't want to rent, I can let people remove it!" It's good for you to stay in the ice again."

When a few of us heard this, we hurriedly said, "No need to move, we have rented this chair." Anyway, Boss Fan has money. ”

Aunt Wu laughed after hearing this: "Okay, it seems that you are still very satisfied with the service we provide." Now, let's get to the case. ”