Last time, I said that we were taken to the peasant court by the people of Luofeng Town for trial.

Aunt Wu stood on the trial table, holding a small wooden hammer in her hand, slammed it on the table, and said, "Okay, now let's try it first, the case of the two of you who went to my powder shop to eat noodles but didn't give money." Defendant, let me ask you, have you ever eaten noodles at my nouple shop? ”

None of us were confused at this point, and we didn't want to talk at all, so none of us wanted to make a sound.

Aunt Wu couldn't help but be furious when she saw it, and said: "Defendant, the judge asked you something, you can't help but answer, you know!" It is useless for you to protest in this way. I'll ask you again, last week, did you go to my noodle shop to eat noodles. ”

I, Tie Ying, Kuanzi, and Xiaoxue listened to Aunt Wu's words, and they all turned their heads to look at LRA Fan and motioned for him to hurry up.

When Lra Fan saw it, he had to smile bitterly and said, "Not bad." ”

Aunt Wu said: "You finished eating, didn't you give me money." ”

Lra Van said, "Yes. ”

Aunt Wu said again: "You have eaten a total of three bowls of noodles, one bowl is 20 million yuan, and you owe me a total of 60 million yuan, right?" ”

Lra Van nodded.

Aunt Wu said: "Okay, since you all admit it, I will make a judgment now according to the peasant law, you owe me 60 million powder, plus the interest and fines for these few days, you have to give me a total of 80 million yuan." In addition, the court will also bear the litigation costs of 10 million yuan for hearing this case. You don't have an opinion on this verdict. ”

Lra Van said: "I have an opinion. ”

Aunt Wu said with a calm face: "Do you have any other opinions, didn't you agree with what I just said?" ”

"I think you're extorting money and breaking the law," Lra Van said. So not only do we not have to pay you money, but you also deserve to go to jail. ”

Aunt Wu said: "I have blackmailed something. ”

Lra Fan said: "Your bowl of noodles is not worth 20 million at all. And before we dined, you didn't tell us the price, obviously trying to trick us on purpose? ”

Aunt Wu said: "How much my powder is worth, I have the final say." As for the price of the powder, you didn't ask me about the price before you ate it. Well, if you don't want to lose money, let's deal with it in a different way. I will open your stomachs, and then find the bowl of noodles you ate in your stomachs, so that you will not have to lose money when it returns to its rightful owner. ”

Although Aunt Wu's words were very gentle, we couldn't help but shudder when we listened to them. This person in Luofeng Town is crazy, maybe it will really open our stomachs.

After hearing this, Lra Fan didn't dare to argue anymore.

Aunt Wu asked again: "What, you two, are you willing to be opened, or are you willing to pay back!" ”

Tie Ying said: "We are willing to pay back. Our boss Fan has money. ”

Aunt Wu nodded and smiled: "Okay, since you are willing to pay back, then I will keep your little belly for the time being." The case is closed. Next, let's try the case of these three people who came to my store to eat noodles and used fake money to deceive me. ”

Kuanzi listened and said: "Come on, you don't have to pretend, anyway, we are all lost, you can judge directly." ”

Aunt Wu said with a dark face when she heard this: "Didn't I just say that in order to reflect the principle of fairness and justice in this court, we still have to go through the procedures and processes that should be taken." If you do this again, I will sue you for disturbing the order of the court. ”

I listened and said, "Then may I ask you, Your Honor, do we have a chance of winning?" ”

Aunt Wu said: "Yes." I have always been very fair in handling cases, whether it is the plaintiff or the defendant, whoever gives more money will be sentenced to win! But this case is a bit special because the plaintiff in this case is me. As long as you think you can give me more money than I bribed myself to give me my own money, I will sentence you to win. Of course, you are also at risk in this way, and it is likely that you will end up bribing me with much more money than I will pay me in the judgment. ”

I listened and said, "Well, I think I've read a lot of history books, I've heard of them, and I've seen all kinds of corrupt judges, but this is the first time I've seen a court like yours that clearly asks for money." ”

Aunt Wu snorted coldly and said, "Did you see the signboard at our door when you came in?" ”

I said, "Peasant court! ”

Aunt Wu said: "Exactly! This court was set up specifically for the peasants, so we only protect the interests of the peasants and only reason with the peasants. Throughout China's thousands of years of history, there are a few people in the government who really do things for the peasants. The founding emperor of which dynasty did not rely on the peasants to make a fortune. But once they really reached the pinnacle of power, the emperors turned their faces and forgot all the promises they had made to the peasants. It can be said that the Chinese peasants are the best to deceive, the best to take advantage of, the kindest and the most ignorant, the most despised, and the poorest. It's better for me to compete in the court than to operate in the dark behind your back! At least you know that you can't win this lawsuit because you didn't get the money. And I won't lose in a daze, spend money, and get angry, do you think I have a point. ”

Tie Ying said: "Your words seem to be very reasonable, but in fact, they are full of loopholes. According to your judgment, those who can win lawsuits with you in the future will be rich people, and the world will become a world of rich people, money is omnipotent, and social morality and the legal system will regress! ”

Aunt Wu listened and said, "Isn't this the way your outside world is now?" ”

Tie Ying said: "That's just a very small phenomenon. ”

Aunt Wu said: "Yes, this is different from what I heard. Okay, let's start the trial! I ask you if the three of you ate three bowls of noodles at my house yesterday. ”

I, Kuanzi, and Xiaoxue had no choice but to nod.

Aunt Wu said: "A bowl of noodles is 7 yuan, and when I checked out, this fat man gave me a hundred cash, right?" ”

Before Kuanzi could reply, LRA Fan shouted, "Protest! ”

Aunt Wu said: "What are you protesting for, your case has been closed!" ”

Lra Fan said: "Why is it that the same noodle shop, the same bowl of noodles, their only seven yuan, but we sell it for 20 million!" ”

Aunt Wu said: "You really want to know the reason? ”

Lra Fan nodded, and Aunt Wu said, "Hey, who told you that you are not handsome enough!" ”

As soon as Aunt Wu's words came out, we all laughed instantly.

Lra Van was so laughed at us that her whole face turned red.

Aunt Wu continued: "Okay, the protest is invalid, continue to answer my questions. ”

Hiroko said, "I gave you a hundred, but that's true!" ”

Aunt Wu said: "That's fake. Because that day, there were only three of you guests in the whole town, and I only sold those three bowls of noodles, and only took your one hundred dollars. ”

Kuanzi listened and said angrily: "Damn, you are both the plaintiff and the defendant, the official has two mouths, and you can say whatever you want." Why bother asking us! ”

Aunt Wu said: "This little fat brother should pay attention to controlling his emotions. Being angry is not good for the body. Since you have all confessed, then I will judge now. I sentence the three of you to work in my flour shop for thirty years to compensate me for my losses! ”

Me, Kuanko, and Xiaoxue listened and almost fell off the chair.

Damn, there have been thirty years of life, and this mother-in-law still really fucking hates it.

Kuanzi listened and said, "Your Excellency, I don't think your verdict is very reasonable. Your bowl of noodles is only seven yuan, and the three of us have a bowl for each person, which is only 21 yuan in total. Now you want us to work in your shop for 20 years, which means that the fruits of our labor in one year are not worth a dollar. ”

Aunt Wu said: "I know that this verdict is unreasonable. But what can I do, I'm the judge, and I'm up to me! ”

Kuanzi groaned for a while, and suddenly whispered to me, "Staff Officer Pan, I think you have to sacrifice." ”

I didn't understand what Kuanko meant for a moment and asked, "What the fuck do you mean!" ”

I heard Kuanzi say again: "Your Excellency, I have a proposal. Otherwise, we will leave the grass of our team, loved by everyone, the flowers bloom, and the handsome and humorous Staff Officer Pan to you as Mrs. Zhai, you let us go! ”

I listened to Kuanko's words and almost vomited blood. This is a fucking traitor for glory!

Aunt Wu listened, her face was suddenly flushed, she walked to my side and looked at me, and then walked to Kuanzi's side, staring at Kuanzi up and down and looking carefully inside and out for a while.

Kuanzi was seen by her in a cold sweat. said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Aunt Wu said: "Your proposal is good. But that little guy is handsome, but he's too thin. I still like to be sturdy, or you stay with me, and I'll let them go!" ”

Hiroko listened and protested loudly: "No。。。。。。 ”

And the other four of us all agreed, and persuaded Kuanzi to hurry up from Aunt Wu.

Tie Ying said: "Commander Liang, I've known you for so long, I've always felt that you are a bit useful and unscrupulous, but today my opinion of you has completely changed. Your method is really amazing. ”

I said, "Commander Liang, don't worry, my brother will definitely come back to see you during the New Year's holidays in the future." You're fine here, don't be too homesick. And be kind to Aunt Wu. We will always remember your revolutionary spirit of sacrificing your small family for everyone. When I go out, my revolutionary friendship will never change anytime and anywhere! ”

Xiaoxue said, "Commander Liang, you have to take care. We'll miss you when we go out. What do you need, you can call me, I will express it to you. ”

Lra Fan said: "Brother Liang, thank you for your great kindness. ”

Kuanzi listened and said angrily: "Are you going to give up on me like this? ”

At this time, Aunt Wu threw an eyebrow to Kuanzi, touched Kuanzi's chest back and forth with one hand, and said, "Look, your friends have agreed, so don't resist。。。。。。。 ”

Kuanzi was about to cry at this moment. At this moment, Aunt Wu suddenly screamed, took a few steps back, and shouted, "Ah,。。。。。。 Cockroach...... ”

When we heard Aunt Wu's scream, we thought that Kuanzi couldn't help but have already done something with Aunt Wu. I was about to go up to help, but I didn't expect the word cockroach to come out of Aunt Wu's mouth.

It turned out that when Aunt Wu was touching Kuanzi's chest, a cockroach came out of Kuanzi's clothes and climbed onto Aunt Wu's arm. Aunt Wu seemed to be very afraid of cockroaches, and used her hands and feet together, and finally threw the cockroach on the ground and trampled it to death.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the cockroach died, Kuanzi cried: "Ah, Xiaoqiang! You died so miserably, I didn't expect you and me to depend on each other for 20 years, but you went before me today. ”

Kuanzi's cry, several of us were stunned.

Tie Ying was the first to react, and she said to Aunt Wu with a sad face: "Your Excellency, you just killed Commander Liang's favorite pet, Xiaoqiang. We ask you to give us compensation! ”

Aunt Wu said angrily when she heard this: "You want to get through this way? Who in this world would keep a cockroach as a pet! ”

I listened and said, "Your Excellency, it's not right for you to say that. Buddhists say that everything in the world is equal. No matter how small this cockroach is, it is still a life. What can't you keep as a pet! Besides, this cockroach once saved Commander Liang's life, and his feelings are extraordinary. ”

Aunt Wu listened and said, "Okay, what do you want to compensate!" ”

Tie Ying listened and said: "We owe you the powder money now, eighty million and twenty-one, the rental fee for these five chairs is five million, and the litigation fee is twenty million, so we should give you one hundred and five million twenty-one at present." This cockroach, not an ordinary cockroach, cannot be measured in money. But at this point, we reluctantly gave it a price of 200 million yuan, so if you calculate it, you have to make up 94999979 yuan to us, and we don't want a fraction, just give us 94 million. ”

When Aunt Wu heard this, she was so angry that her face was deformed.

At this time, I only heard that Hu Laoxiu laughed and said: "Wu Niang, I'll just say that these boys are not easy to deal with, hahaha。。。。。。 Hahaha"

Hu Laoxiu's laughter was not down, and suddenly he heard a loud bang, and the whole room shook in an instant, as if something had exploded.

Aunt Wu and Hu Laoxiu heard the explosion, and their faces changed.

Aunt Wu said: "It's the direction of the cemetery!" ”

Hu Laoxiu listened and said: "It's not good, someone wants to rob the tomb!" Come on! ”

Before the words fell, the figures of the two flickered, and they jumped out of the room in an instant and disappeared.