Chapter 58: Adoption
Shall I slap him aside, or kick him aside?
Before he could make up his mind, the little fox suddenly spun around and swept his tail at the thin old man.
The thin old man flew out upside down at once, fell to the ground, pricked his hands and feet, and couldn't get up for a while.
The little fox jumped out of my palm and landed on the thin old man's chest, with one paw on his waist and one paw pointed at the thin old man, "What yours?" You figure it out, I am the one you asked to go back to offer, you give me incense, I will give you the ability, fair exchange, and the two do not owe each other. But I've been with you for 20 years, and how much incense have you offered me? If you don't use it well, you will be abducted and deceived, and you will know how to draw money into your arms, who will believe me as Hu Xian'er? The surname Jiang, don't know what to do, with these twenty years of wealth, it is enough for you to have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life, hurry up and get out of me, don't let me see you again, let me see you again, believe it or not, I will let your family be ruined, your wife will be separated, and you will not die well! Get lost! ”
Good guy, this scolding, the thin old man's face turned green, and he ran away with his head in his hands.
The little fox slapped his paws, jumped back into my hands, and said to me with his paws together as if he were meritorious: "Master, master, I have driven this annoying fellow away, do you want me to deal with that annoying fat old man over there?" Whether to let his family die, or hang himself, or be a traitor, if you say a word, I will immediately cash him out! ”
I was really dumbfounded, blinked my eyes, and couldn't help but sigh: "Let's talk about him later." I said you're too ruthless, no matter how you say it, you've been with you for 20 years......"
The little fox blinked her red eyes cutely and puffed out her belly, "I'm a mother, no cock!" ”
Well, you win.
I said to him, "I'm sure I won't take you in, but if my sister likes you, you can stay at home and play with her." ”
Ah Hua came over and said: "You get a fox spirit for your sister, be careful that she confuses your sister, this so-called family fairy, in fact, they are all wild fairies, in ancient times, it was an unofficially certified prostitute shrine, which belongs to the target of the key crackdown, if you catch it, you have to be heavy and fast, kill it directly, you actually get one at home, this is because your family is too peaceful, isn't it?" It's better to eat it for me, and it can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people and maintaining world peace! ”
"No, don't eat me, I'm very capable, and I don't confuse people, I earn incense by my ability."
The little fox trembled with fright and shrank into a ball.
I looked at Ah Hua and said, "You are very majestic! Who in our family has the final say? You? And the next time you say such righteous and awe-inspiring content, can you not drool? Hey, aren't you some kind of parasitic spirit? Can you still drool without an entity? ”
"How can I!" Ah Hua hurriedly raised her paw and wiped her saliva, "Of course you have the final say in our family, but don't you understand anything?" I've got to take care of it for you, you can't get all the mess home......"
I said, "Isn't that you?" Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle, take care of it, but you're not allowed to eat it, well, it can play with my sister, you think about it. ”
"No problem!" Ah Hua immediately agreed boldly, and then said to the little fox, "Do you hear it, you will be in my charge in the future, honest, dare to be disobedient, hum ......"
The little fox immediately bowed to Ah Hua with his eyes, "Eldest sister, eldest sister, I will follow you in the future, you let me go east, I will never go west, you let me catch chickens, I will never diarrhea ......"
The dialogue between these two goods is really villainous.
I threw the little fox on my shoulder, turned around and looked at the old Liu family, okay, they were all watching me, that was a dumbfounded.
I don't know if I suspect that I have a mental problem.
"It's okay, it's okay, the old man was a liar just now, I taught him a lesson, he knew it was wrong, uh, let's go up the mountain?"
"Oh, oh, up the hill, up the hill!" Liu Lifa woke up like a dream, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Let's go!" ”
A group of people immediately walked up the hill in a lively manner.
The fat old man was still rolling on the ground and howling, but no one answered him.
I am a kind person, and when I passed by him, I comforted him: "I said uncle, it's almost enough, hurry home and get ready." ”
The fat old man was stunned, "What are you going to prepare?" ”
"Oh, your house will be haunted at night, you should be mentally prepared, it's best to buy some fast-acting heart saving pills, you can't save them if you're scared to death."
The fat old man's face turned white at that time, and he forced himself to say, "Little ...... Son, you don't come to this set, your grandfather and I are not scared......"
"If you're bold enough, it's good!" I smiled and nodded at him, quickened my pace to catch up with the group, took two steps, turned my head and looked, okay, the fat old man had slipped away.
Walking up the mountain, you can still see the road at the beginning, but after walking for a while, there is no road, and you can only barely see the vague traces of stepping out of the forest, all relying on the people who recognize the road in front of you to lead the way.
I followed the middle of the team, and I originally wanted to say a few words to Liu Qiqi.
I'm curious, we've been at the same table for two years, and I don't even know that she's the eldest lady of a rich family, and this secrecy is too good. I DON'T USUALLY SEE HER SHOWING OFF A RICH GOD, AND SHE COMES TO SCHOOL UNIFORMS EVERY DAY, NEITHER BRINGING A PRECIOUS JEWELRY TO MAKEUP NOR AN IPHONEX GOD, ANYWAY, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY CHILD. If she hadn't been brought to worship her ancestors' grave, I would have to guess if she wasn't Liu Lifa's own child.
And it can be seen that Liu Qiqi also wants to talk to me, probably because he is more curious about me suddenly becoming Mr. Yin and Yang.
You see, you have affection for me, but there is an uninteresting mallet inserted in the middle, so that the two of us dare not say anything.
This mallet is surnamed Liu Minglifa, and he is nicknamed Liu Shoufu, who is Liu Qiqi's father.
Answering other people's girls in front of their fathers, even if I have a frank mind and no messy thoughts, it's very awkward, isn't it?
This Liu Shoufu has been turning around in front of and behind me, asking me if it is hot for a while and then handing me a bottle of water, asking me if I am tired and wanting to take a rest, and asking me if I am hungry and then taking a bread......
I'm tired, I'm really tired!
There was an urge to kick him out of the two miles.
Just as he was enduring a lot of hardship, someone in front of him suddenly exclaimed: "It's so cold!" ”
It's so stuffy in this big forest that you can't breathe, what do you have to be to feel cold?
I was thinking about it, when I felt a gust of cold wind blowing towards me, and all the people around me instantly shivered with blue lips and white lips, and they all exclaimed, "It's cold, it's cold, what the hell ......?"
The little fox on his shoulder suddenly stood up and screamed vigilantly: "What a big yin qi, there must be evil ghosts ahead......
Ah Hua slapped it down with one paw, "What are you calling, you are here to be a pet, and you can't be seen by catching ghosts!" Then it raised its upper body with a pout, "What a heavy yin qi, more than one ghost, be careful!" ”
In these years, ghosts don't walk at night, so they go out to shop in the daytime?
Before I could figure it out, the group of people in front of me were screaming as if they had blown up the camp.
What the hell is this?
I hurriedly squeezed forward, and when I squeezed to the front, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded!