"Da Xian'er, we don't have any money!"

This voice, good fellow, immediately caused a lot of resonance, and all the youkai present screamed in a mess.

"yes, we didn't know anything before, where did we get the money!"

"Da Xian'er, if you kill me, I can't get any money!"

"Da Xian'er, can the soup debt be repaid? I'm willing to make a promise! ”

"I'm also willing to make a promise with my body, no problem with any posture!"

Damn, who did these guys learn from, and they still promise each other, they don't even look like a person, and Xu Xian's pervert can't go down to that!

"Shut up!"

I yelled.

The world is quiet.

"I didn't say that you asked for money, I just told you how difficult and expensive it is for you to become a monster! Did I say I want money? When did I say I wanted money? You guys, don't listen to the wind and rain, you always want to make a big news, am I the kind of person who wants money to die? I gathered you here because you have somehow evolved into a youkai, and you don't understand anything, so it's easy to get into trouble. I'll just say, your master, suddenly found that you can talk and be a demon, what will be your first reaction? It's definitely not going to be a good talk to you. So, I have gathered you here to give you a chance to work together as one. You have to hold together to survive, do you understand? ”

All the monsters said sincerely, "I don't understand, don't you want to occupy the mountain as the king, Daxian'er?" We can be your minions, and that's fine. ”

"Just you?" I immediately sneered, "What skills do you have to be a minion, do you know how much you can get with one plus one?" What age is this, even if you want to be a minion, you have to be educated and knowledgeable, if you can't even read a street sign when you go out, you won't buy a ticket when you take the car, and you can be a, and you can be abducted in minutes by sending you out to do something. Listen, I'll find a place for you, arrange for you to learn knowledge and culture, and when you learn and pass the exam, you'll come back to me as a minion. ”

The duck below raised his hand to speak, "Da Xian'er, as monsters, shouldn't we learn demon magic and then go out to make trouble?" Why do you need to learn knowledge and culture, do you still need to have knowledge and culture? ”

"That's a good question!" I said, "If you want to learn witchcraft, are you literate?" If I give you this book, will you read it? Look at your bird appearance, you are not tall and your ideas are very high, if you don't learn knowledge and culture, let alone demon law, you will be given a spell book of the gods, and it is useless if you can't understand it. But you don't have to be nervous, I'm a very democratic person, everything is voluntary, there is a way that is twisted melons are not sweet, if any of you are not willing to participate in the study, raise your hand now, absolutely not forced, absolutely not forced! ”

The duck raised his wings when he spoke just now, "Da Xian'er, I don't want to learn, I'm just a duck, it's useless to learn any knowledge and culture, I can go." ”

"If you want to go, no problem, come to freedom, let's get together and disperse." I went over and grabbed the duck's neck and carried it forward, "But since I want to go, then we have to settle the account first, as I said before, my soup is very expensive, you can't drink it for nothing, take the money, see that you don't have half a penny or two of the poor on your body, and I won't charge you more, give you a discount, and charge you 10,000 yuan." ”

"I, I don't have any money, didn't you just say you don't want money." The duck flapped its wings and struggled and said, "You are a great fairy, but you can't talk and don't count!" ”

"My words count." I said confidently, "I said, you don't charge money if you give me a minion, but if you can be a minion for me, you have to study hard every day, if you don't want to study, then you are not qualified to be a minion for me, if you don't give me a minion, then there will be no free treatment, right?" You drink my soup casually, and then pat your ass and go, when it's no such thing. ”

"I don't have any money, and I don't have money to kill me." The duck actually played a scoundrel directly. Was this innate, or did it evolve after becoming a youkai? It's no wonder that Ah Hua said that she taught them well.

"Then I have to slaughter you and sell it as roast duck, at least I can recover some losses." I regretfully said, "One roast duck is not enough to sell, otherwise all the ducks should be slaughtered." ”

There are a lot of ducks below, and they are all anxious when they hear it, and they all shout: "Don't slaughter me, I love to learn, I want to learn, if you want to slaughter, slaughter it, it doesn't like to learn......"

"Ah Huang, help me look at it, I'll go back and get the kitchen knife, I will kill the duck, just take the kitchen knife and wipe it on the neck."

I made a gesture to throw the duck to Ah Huang, but the duck fluttered its wings and hugged my arm, "Don't, Da Xian'er, I was wrong, I know I was wrong, don't kill me, I must study hard and make progress every day." ”

Wouldn't it be so interesting earlier?

I threw it on the ground and said, "Listen to it, go to study, it's not just a casual deal, there are weekly exams every week, monthly exams every month, and semester exams every four months, but if there is a failure, they are all sold for money, I don't need to fail the exam, I can't learn such simple knowledge, and I am not qualified to be a monster!" ”

As I was talking, I saw Ah Hua waving at me from behind, and I hurried over.

As soon as she arrived, Ah Hua said, "It's done, let's arrange for two monsters to try it first." ”

I couldn't help but be surprised: "So easy to do?" Yes. ”

"You don't look at who designed it, I, Ah Hua, it has a thousand-year-old mage heritage. It's a little bit of work. Ah Hua said triumphantly, "Of course, Xiaoxiao and Ah Fei also made great efforts, and without the spells they provided, it would be impossible to design this directional method." ”

I didn't listen to Ah Hua boasting there, "Where is the door?" Let me see. ”

"In your backyard." Huang Xiaoxin, "We used the door of the warehouse in your backyard to make a design, without entering mana activation, it is an ordinary door, entering the warehouse, entering the mana activation, it is the directional method, and you can go straight to the Demon Suppression Tomb." ”

I couldn't help but feel a little unhappy when I heard it, "Where can I put it, what are we doing with the door of our barnhouse?" ”

Huang Fei explained: "We don't want to either. However, to build this directional method with the help of the leyline, you need a sufficiently clear and powerful earthly qi vein, and your home is on the tail of the Qinglong earth-qi, the Qinglong-earth-qi was cut in half by you, and the first half was sold, and the entire Dahongling was left with the clearest and most powerful Qinglong earth-qi in the second half, which was enough to support this directional method. It took several experiments to succeed. Don't worry, as long as you don't input mana excitement, it's an ordinary door, and there will be no problem. ”

"Won't there be a problem? Now there's a big problem that can't be solved! ”