After some greetings, the old waiter began to send people to set up a banquet, and under the singing and dancing, we faced the food in front of us, and we couldn't swallow it! After all, looking at a few ugly women scratching their heads in front of them, no one has any appetite, and I don't know how Ma Ji persevered? However, the food here is actually similar to ordinary food, and eating it can have a stabilizing effect on the soul.

"I wonder if the Magi have ever seen such a song and dance?"

The old waiter didn't say anything when he saw that we didn't enjoy much of the food, but happily asked us such a question.

I don't know what the old waiter's purpose is in asking this question? So he responded politely: "I haven't seen it."

"Oh? Is there a similar song and dance in Middle-earth? ”

After seeing that I had finished answering, the old waiter asked me again.

"Khan, old squire, there are so many songs and dances in Middle-earth that I can't count them, why are you asking this old man?"

When Lin Zi saw the old waiter asking, he thought that he had nothing to say, so he responded with a big grin.

"Oh? In that case, how about you sing a song? My old man has never heard good music since he listened to Ma Ji's song "Yiyang Song" 100 years ago, and even the song and dance music in his country sounds a little irritating! ”

After listening to Lin Zi's response, the old waiter immediately smiled, and wanted to invite us to sing, which made us stunned for a while! Looking back on the past, Ma Ji was deeply valued by the old squire and the king, and it seemed that it was because of the song "Yiyang Song".

"Ahem! Lin Zi, since the old waiter is invited, then you will sing a song to relieve the old waiter's hunger! ”

I saw that everyone didn't have the slightest intention of recommending themselves, so I hit Lin Zi with the idea, after all, who made him talk more just now? will attract the attention of the old waiter, so it is naturally the best choice for him to relieve this embarrassment.

"Oops! Oh my god, why is this dish so spicy? It's so spicy that it hurts my throat, Lord Squire, although I really want to make an ugly song, but this voice is really hot & spicy, so let Brother Tian do it for you! ”

When Lin Zi heard that I was going to let him sing, he was a little dumbfounded; But soon, he came up with an evasive word, took a bite of the food, and then pretended to be spicy, and instead kicked the ball back to me.

"Uh......"

Seeing that Lin Zi would use such a shameless trick, I was really a little overwhelmed, so I turned my eyes for help to the others at the table; But what I never expected was that other people seemed to be unable to see me? Each of them lowered their heads to eat the vegetables, and their heads were about to go down to the bottom of the table, and they snickered unabashedly.

"In that case, then I will sing a song for the old squire; But Lord Squire, we are a group of eight people, each with its own ability, each with its own unique skills, you will definitely be able to listen to it today! ”

I glared at the men fiercely, thinking that since you were waiting to see me laugh, I would drag you all into the water to see if you could still laugh? After some adjustments, I glanced at the Lin Zi who was still snickering, and then said to the old waiter.

"Oh? So much better! In this way, the old man has a blessing today, so you all step down! ”

When the old waiter heard my words, he immediately smiled from ear to ear, and hurriedly waved his hand to let the few people who were scratching their heads and dancing to retreat.

"That Zhang Tian will be ugly ......", I saluted the old waiter, and then sang: "You have to love when you die, you don't feel happy if you don't drip, how deep your feelings are, only in this way can you confess...... Love ...... when you're dead"

The song "Love When You Die" was covered by me to the fullest, and even I was a little envious of my singing skills; But after I finished singing, I found that the old waiter actually had a black line on his face, I don't know who offended him?

"How can this Magi love when he is dead? You are insulting the dead ancestors, and I don't dare to agree with your old man who sings, in my opinion, let's change someone! ”

When the old waiter saw me staring at him, he realized that I had finished singing, so he shook his head at me speechlessly, thinking that I was not singing well, and let the others sing it.

"Mom sells batches, does this old thing have donkey ears? This Taoist priest sings so well, but he still dare not agree? It's really infuriating! ”

I was speechless for the old waiter's comments, but I didn't dare to say anything? could only curse him secretly in his heart. It seems that the ancient people really can't appreciate modern songs, so it depends on how the rest of the people play, right?

"Old waiter, I will sing a song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" for everyone, this song is extremely difficult, and it is ugly!"

Hu Laoqi, who was sitting opposite me, saw the old waiter looking at him with burning eyes, and knew what the old waiter meant? After hurriedly standing up and introducing a few words, he began to sing for everyone: "Who brought the call of the ancients, and who left the hope of a thousand years...... Oh...... I saw mountains and rivers...... Yalaso...... That's the Tibetan Plateau......"

Hu Laoqi's broken gong voice suddenly made the Lin Zi who were present almost cover their ears, but I saw that the old waiter listened seriously, and shook his head while listening, which really made me speechless for a while!

"Oops...... This wise man sings well, much more pleasant than the previous one, and the old man must recommend you to the king tomorrow! I don't know how the other Magi sang? Which of you will sing first? ”

Sure enough, after listening to "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" sung by Hu Laoqi's broken gong, the old waiter gave him a big praise, and he didn't forget to look at me sarcastically while speaking, which immediately caused me to curse him in my heart again.

The remaining six people saw that the old waiter's gaze shifted to their own again, and suddenly you look at me and I look at you are speechless for a while; Hu Yifei saw that no one took the initiative to stand up, so he stood up by himself: "Hu is not talented, sing a song "My Old Squad Leader" for the old waiter and everyone, I hope you like it!" After the introduction, Hu Yifei also bowed to everyone sitting in the seat!

"My old squad leader, how are you doing now...... I've become a real man, and now I'm a class leader...... Sister-in-law, what does she look like? Can you send me a photo of your wedding ...... Wait until the day we meet again, and sing together...... Lalala......"

The song "My Old Squad Leader" is vividly embodied in Hu Yifei's unique voice, as if we also came to the army and experienced a military career; By the time Hu Yifei finished singing this song, everyone was stunned! However, only the old waiter had a black face, as if who owed him money?

"Humph! Dirty! Shameless! Do you dare to remember what your sister-in-law looks like? This kind of lewd & promiscuous song should be abolished, and it should not be in the hall of elegance! ”

The old waiter slapped the table heavily, pointed at Hu Yifei and scolded him bitterly, showing no mercy; And Hu Yifei had a declining face, and he didn't dare to reply, so he quietly sat back on the chair.

(End of chapter)