"Here you go!"

Seeing that Hu Yifei sat back on the chair, the old waiter's mood seemed to be better, and he stretched out his finger and pointed at Jiang Fei and asked him to sing!

"Uh...... That one...... I sang a song "Tianxian Pei" for everyone, and I hope you will bear with me if I don't sing well! ”

Jiang Fei was selected by the old waiter, and was immediately embarrassed with a red face and a thick neck, and after standing still in the hall, he began to sing, and while singing, he did not forget to pinch an orchid finger and jump a few steps stiffly: "The birds in the trees are in pairs, and the green waters and green mountains are smiling...... You plough the field and I will weave, and I will carry water and you will water the garden...... You and I are like mandarin ducks, flying like wings in the world......"

After singing the emotional song "Tianxian Pei", everyone was immediately impressed by Jiang Fei, and not only us, but even the old waiter shook his head and was very listened to.

"Not bad, this song is really the top grade in the song, this wise man is really well hidden, and the dance steps are also beautiful, much better than the others, the old man will definitely recommend you tomorrow! Okay, let the old man see how the other Magi are singing? This time you come first! ”

For Jiang Fei's "Tianxian Pei", the old waiter's evaluation is much more pertinent, and he also praised Jiang Fei a lot, after praising it, the old waiter put his eyes on Lao Bao's body again!

Lao Bao is also shrewd, and probably from the performance of a few of us, he can see what kind of song can make the old waiter like it! So he stood up and sang a Peking Opera "Yang Men Female General" for everyone, which also made the old waiter greatly appreciated!

And then Haizi also did the same, and hummed a few words of Peking Opera with Lao Bao, which was barely passed!

But when it comes to Bao Guogang's head, it will definitely not work if you want to imitate it again! Bao Guo just followed Lao Bao out to sea to fish, he didn't go to school, and he didn't know how to sing, so he stood up and sang a "March of the Volunteers" for us: "Get up!" People who don't want to be slaves! Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall! The Chinese nation has reached the most dangerous time, and everyone is forced to let out the last roar! Get up! Get up! Get up! As one, we braved the enemy's fire, braved the enemy's fire! Advance! Advance! into ......".

"Nonsense! Great rebellion! A slave is a slave, and how dare an inferior person talk about turning over? This kind of rebellious song is not to be heard, not to be sung, if you are from my Rakshasa country, the old man will definitely arrest you and cut off your dog's head! ”

The old waiter was stunned by Bao Guogang's impromptu singing of "March of the Volunteers", and looked at the posture and wanted to pull Bao Guogang out and cut off his head now! And he was scolded by the old waiter, Bao Guogang didn't dare to say anything, for fear that he would really be pulled out and beheaded by the old waiter!

"That...... Since the old waiter is in a bad mood, let's end it early! What do you think, Squiro-sama? ”

Lin Zi knew that it would be his turn next, so he hurriedly took this opportunity to interject, wanting the banquet to end early, so that he would not be ugly.

But how could the old waiter let him get his wish? He slapped the table and said to Lin Zi: "Sing, the old man is thirsty for talent, he should see the skills of a few of you, how can you do it if you don't listen to it?" You're all left, sing it! ”

Lin Zi touched his nose and looked at me as if he was crying for help! But I am still haunted by the fact that he used despicable and shameless methods to humiliate me before, so in the face of his eyes for help, I naturally will not help; If you look at my jokes, I'll see how you get off the stage?

"That...... Old Squire, I'm not very good at singing, if I can't sing well, don't you scold me, okay? ”

Lin Zi asked me for help to no avail, so he set up with the old waiter again, and said good things to the old waiter pitifully.

"This wise man, you sing it, the old man will never scold people for no reason, of course, he also hates the kind of rebellious and promiscuous songs, as long as you don't sing the kind of rebellious and lewd songs, the old man will naturally not be angry with you!"

The old waiter saw that Lin Zi seemed to be frightened by his actions just now, so he hurriedly calmed down his mood, and comforted Lin Zi with a pleasant face, it seemed that he was still more useful to Lin Zi's approach.

"Hey...... Hey, thank you, Squire! The little one will bring you a song "Worried", if you don't sing well, please don't scold adults, and please don't laugh! ”

Lin Zi knew that he was the same as us, and he couldn't escape the destruction of the old waiter in the end, so he respectfully bowed to the old waiter, first won a good impression, and then walked to the center of the hall and cleared his throat and began to sing: "Ahh......h Ah chicken low, ah chicken make a hole...... Ahh......h Ahhh......h Auntie is depressed, ah, rub a few eggs, this egg, this egg, this egg, chicken egg, this egg, find a hole...... Pedal, pedal...... Eggs with a knife to cut eggs...... Cut holes with a ball...... Aunt Suppressed Aunty Suppressed Aunty Suppressed Aunty Suppressed Aunty Depressed Yo...... Roar ......"

And what we never expected was that after the old waiter heard Lin Zi's song "Worried", his eyes lit up, and he lost his crutches and jumped up and down in the hall with Lin Zi, as if this song was very good to him? Even Lin Zi had finished singing, and the old waiter was still intoxicated and couldn't extricate himself, squinting and dangling in the hall.

"Good song! Good song! Good tune! This song has a long history, like a river flooding, turbulent waves, it is really a rare Divine Comedy in my life! This wise man was invited to be worshiped by the old man, and to be able to compose this song must have a deep knowledge of the way of lyrics and music! According to the old man, there is no need to wait for tomorrow, the old man will enter the palace now to face the saint and recommend you to the king! ”

After finally coming back to his senses, the old waiter was so excited that his old face turned red, and he actually made a big salute to Lin Zi; And after the salute, he pulled the forest and prepared to go out, wanting to recommend him to the king! As for the few of us who remained, they were completely reduced to foils and were left aside by the old waiter.

"Oops...... Squire-sama is not in a hurry! This song is a national divine comedy, so everyone needs to sing it together, so why don't you bring my colleagues along the way? ”

Lin Zi saw that the situation was not right, if he was going to be dragged away by the old waiter, would he have to do it? So I came up with an idea, and listening to the meaning of his words, it seemed that he was going to pull all of us into the water?

(End of chapter)