"Who did this? How can I have an inexplicable sense of emptiness? Li Hong said in shock.

404 said in confusion, "No, there is nothing abnormal in this world, it is obvious that it is a natural change rather than a human modification. ”

"Natural variation? So, this is not Journey to the West at all? Li Hong said very painfully.

Who will have such a boring bloody plot in Journey to the West?

"Whatever, what do you want to do so much?" 404 reassured.

Li Hong smashed his mouth and said uncertainly: "But I always feel that the world of Journey to the West has become like this, and it has something to do with me!" ”

"Whatever you want......"

Now 404 doesn't speak, this kind of thing, maybe it's okay.

……

In the Dameng Dynasty, Wu Chengen curled up in a study room of less than ten square meters, looking at a brazier and was fascinated.

The old wife, who was close to the sixtieth birthday, walked over, looked at Wu Chengen's feet, and sighed and said, "Why bother, decades of hard work will be buried in one day." ”

"Women's Taoists, know a hammer!"

Wu Chengen explained with a straight face: "I have been to the world hundreds of years later, and I have seen more agile and tactful story carriers. This Journey to the West, I'm sure I can write it better! In that case, then if it is burned, it will be burned! ”

After speaking, Wu Chengen got up quickly and walked towards the desk. picked up the paper on the table where the ink had not dried, and said arrogantly: "Look at my new change, the first three chapters have a golden finger, and it also pulls Li Shimin's hatred." The whole article is pretended to be slapped in the face, which can be called a model of cool writing! ”

“……”

Li Hong naturally didn't know everything that happened to Da Meng, if he knew that he had taken Wu Chengen to Blue Star before, he would have stimulated him like this, and he would definitely regret his death.

Now Li Hong is still having a headache about how to get to Chang'an.

It was 400 miles away, and it was getting dark when people hurried slowly.

He can only mix in the mortal realm now, and he can't fly or do Taoism. So, don't think about the good things that shrink the ground into inches.

"What is the master's troubles?"

"If you want to go to Chang'an, I am afraid that the night will come. If you don't cultivate Taoism, it's hard to resist the wind shadow. But ask for something to send me on my way. ”

"Speak human words!"

Li Hong pursed his lips and said in a muffled voice: "Come to a substitute, I don't want to walk." ”

"That's it!"

The old farmer pointed to the bottom of the mountain and said with a smile: "Then it is better to go to the errand in the village, he came from the south and wanted to send a batch of official documents to Chang'an." Instead of going on the same journey, the master might as well take a ride. ”

"Who taught you your half-literate way of talking bullshit?" Li Hong asked speechlessly.

The old farmer smiled: "What, the author's language is not very good, so let's just look at it." ”

"Alright, lead the way, I'll go see the officer."

Just when Li Hong was about to follow the old farmer down the mountain, he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, and the old medic!"

So, he grabbed the little monster in his hand and took it away one by one.

Waiting out of the world of Journey to the West, wouldn't it be beautiful to let the old military doctor help him take a look at the kidney loss?

"I ...... I'm not going! Let me go! With a crisp child's voice, the little monster struggled in Li Hong's armpit.

Li Hong casually slapped over.

"Shut up, you've been silenced by me, and you have no right to speak."

"Big Bad...... Let me go! ”

Yo, you dare to provoke the administrator after being banned?

Li Hong was furious, picked up a palm-sized clod of soil, and forcibly blocked the little monster's mouth. Then, the armpit clamped tightly, so that the little monster could not move.

"Now the world is quiet!"

The old farmer couldn't bear it, and wanted to say a good word for the little monster, but when he saw Li Hong's playful eyes, he immediately closed his mouth.

Can't afford to mess with it! Can't afford to mess with it!

The col was not high, and the two of them finally came to the small village where the old farmer was.

The village is located at the bottom of a valley surrounded by mountains, surrounded by mountains that do not rise to the top.

The ancient trees are shady, and a few ploughing cattle at the entrance of the village are tied to a poplar tree to eat tender grass. A huge stone with a blue glow and a smooth body is placed under the shade of a tree at the entrance of the village.

An old man in green clothes with a white beard was sitting on a stone with a red face and singing a ballad. Next to him is a set of glasses full of wine.

Before Li Hong and the old farmer stepped forward, they listened to the old man in Tsing Yi beating the beat and singing to himself: "Don't look at me as just a sheep, the sheep's intelligence is unimaginable......"

"Ahem......" Li Hong almost choked to death with saliva.

Why did I lay so much groundwork, you actually came up with this?

The old farmer said to Li Hong with some embarrassment: "Master, don't be surprised, this is the old village chief of our village." He is usually like this, after drinking a little horse urine, he starts to talk nonsense, the master should not take it to heart. ”

"Okay......"

Li Hong stepped forward with black lines in his head and greeted: "Old village chief? ”

The old village chief glanced back at Li Hong, then stopped singing and asked curiously, "Which little monk sneaked out of this temple?" Where are you going? ”

"Monk?"

Is it tolerable or unbearable, being scolded by a bald donkey in person, how can Li Hong hold back his anger. Rolling up his sleeves, catching the old village chief is a mess.

"Uncle Shang, did you see that I was a monk with that eye?"

"Quick...... Use...... Nunchuck...... Hey hey...... Habel hit ......"

After educating them, the two were finally able to communicate seriously.

"Oh, the little brother is going to Chang'an?"

Li Hong nodded, and then explained: "I heard this old farmer uncle say that there is an errand officer in your village who is going to Chang'an passing by, so he came to ask if he could give me a ride." ”

The old village chief's eyes were solemn, and he frowned and said, "Little brother, this is not that the old man will not help you, but the matter of the errand officer, we can't interfere." ”

After speaking, the folds had several layers of claws, and they stretched out in front of Li Hong.

Li Hong: "......"

took out a ten-yuan soft girl coin and handed it to the old village chief, and the two continued the conversation.

"That's it, the errand hasn't set off yet, so I'll go and ask for you."

"That's troublesome for the old village chief." Li Hong clenched his fists and said.

"Don't be polite, the little brother is a guest, this is what the old man should do......"

I have to say, after all, he is the old village chief, and his reputation is high. After a commotion, the messenger nodded and agreed to Li Hong's request.

Moreover, the old village chief also brought good news. The three of them rode in four, but they were not bad for Li Hong's means of transportation.

Hearing this, Li Hong also breathed a sigh of relief.

It's great not to have to ride a horse with someone.

The messenger had already come to this village, and after resting for so long, it was soon time to start again.

One person and one horse, the four of them quickly bid farewell to the old village chief and everyone in the village, and walked towards Chang'an.

That's right, go and ......

Looking at the three guys leading the horses step by step, Li Hong asked very painfully: "If you don't ride a horse, are you sick?" ”

"Don't worry, master, let me ask the master, this horse is faster than a man, why is it?"

"Damn, you're stupid, horses have four legs, and you only have two legs!"

The messenger smiled slightly, pointed to his feet and said, "In that case, then I am not walking faster than a horse now?" After all, I have six legs now. ”

“……”

Li Hong's face almost didn't write, what you said is so reasonable, I was speechless.

How did you come to the conclusion that Nima's six legs are faster than four?