Three steps and two steps, Li Hong quickly came to the two of them.

I saw Li Hong holding the little monster's hands tightly, looking excited.

The little monster's mung bean-sized eyes looked at Li Hong, and then asked stumblingly, "You...... You ...... too. Is it broken? ”

"Old military doctor...... Woo woo, I've been waiting for you for a long time! At first glance, Li Hong was so excited.

With a wave of his hand, this Nima cured a seriously ill old woman, which is much more powerful than any miracle doctor.

Hearing the little monster's inquiry, Li Hong said with some embarrassment: "What's that, I seem to be broken, can you see if there is any help?" ”

How can you say such a thing as kidney deficiency?

The cute little monster sighed, and then touched his little hand to Li Hong.

The white light flashed, and a warm spring-like feeling appeared in Li Hong's body. It's like soaking up the sun in a small courtyard in the spring when everything is recovering.

Unfortunately, it didn't work!

After the white light flashed, the little monster said unhappily, "Your body is good...... It's so strong, I can't fix it! ”

"Hmm, it looks like your own pot. Nima GM doesn't feel so strong, huh? Knowing that the old military doctor had no choice, Li Hong was a little disappointed.

finally met a real old military doctor, but unexpectedly, because of his own reasons, he failed to cure the kidney deficiency. Hey, it's so angry!

The old farmer looked at Li Hong with cloudy eyes, and then asked in a low voice, "This master, you also have something wrong with your body?" ”

"Master? You're talking about me? Li Hongru was struck by lightning, and looked back at the old farmer incredulously.

The old farmer smiled, then put his hands together and made a gesture, and said respectfully: "The master is afraid that he is obsessed with cultivation and does not ask about the world, and I advocate Buddhism in the Tang Dynasty, so I am naturally called the master." ”

As everyone knows, Li Hong has already begun to scold his mother in his heart.

"I just have a little short hair, how did I become a bald donkey? Don't think you're old enough to talk nonsense, I'll tell you, I'm the ...... in the western suburbs."

Just when Li Hong rolled up his sleeves in anger, a small hand grabbed his impulsive hands.

"Harmonious society, don't ...... Don't do it......" The little monster looked at Li Hong expectantly with cute eyes.

Being looked at like this, Li Hong couldn't show his violent side, and said with a pout: "Okay, okay, I'll give the old military doctor a face and let you go." ”

After finishing speaking, Li Hong remembered his purpose.

"By the way, who of you two knows where four hundred miles ahead?"

The little monster shook its head, indicating that it knew nothing.

It was the old farmer, touching his chin and saying thoughtfully: "Four hundred miles ahead, isn't it Chang'an?" ”

"Chang'an?" Li Hong was stunned, why did he arrive in Chang'an?

"I forgot to tell you, this time the world is the world of Journey to the West." 404 drilled out and said.

Journey?

Li Hong's eyes were glazed, and he asked in disbelief: "Your sister, could it be that the plug-in dog you said is Sun Wukong?" ”

"yes, how do you know?" 404 asked curiously.

"It doesn't matter how I know it's good or not, the crux of the matter is, why did you want to ban him! What did Brother Monkey do? ”

Brother Monkey is Li Hong's idol since he was a child, and if he really wants to make a move on Brother Monkey, it seems that he really can't do it.

"Didn't I say it, he turned on the cheat, and his cultivation speed was the same as taking a plane. It's not sealed, let's talk about fairness. 404 grumbled.

Li Hong rolled his eyes and said angrily: "But you can't let me go and seal Brother Monkey!" I really want to be out of the plug-in...... Eh......"

404 pouted and said, "Understood, this dead monkey has no plug-in, but it's a good thing." ”

Li Hong nodded thoughtfully, he was not stupid, so he naturally figured out the disadvantages of this plug-in.

The acceleration of cultivation seems to be very good, allowing the monkey to mix up to the realm of extreme malpractice in a few hundred years.

It's a pity that success is also Xiao He, and defeat is also Xiao He, and with such progress, there will naturally be a lot of problems.

Brother Monkey's temperament has always been inconsistent with his strength. Not to mention, the progress of cultivation is too fast, and the foundation is not very stable.

Others are steady, step by step, and naturally more stable than a monkey ascending to the sky one step at a time.

Thinking about this, Li Hong naturally had no resistance to sealing the monkey's plug-in.

Perhaps, without the plug-in, the monkey can become even stronger.

"Are you talking about Monkey King?" The old farmer asked.

Li Hong turned his head, looked at the old farmer curiously, and asked, "Do you know?" ”

It shouldn't be, Sun Monkey is quite famous, but not to the point that a mortal old man knows him.

The old farmer stroked his beard and said with a smile: "I am the marrying god of war of the Tang Dynasty, how can the old farmer not know it." ”

“？？？”

Marrying the god of war? The Empress of the Tang Dynasty?

"Wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about? What is the dowry god of war of the Tang Queen? I'm talking about the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the sky, not anything else. ”

The old farmer smiled and explained, "I'm talking about him too!" I don't know how many Monkey Kings are in this world, but I am afraid that this is the only one that can make the world know, right? The Monkey King is him, and the queen Jin Chanzi marries the God of War, isn't it him? ”

"Wait...... Queen Golden Cicada?? Li Hong's tongue was about to be broken.

Isn't the golden cicada the goods of Tang Seng?

Queen Golden Cicada?

Damn, this Nima is too scary, okay?

The old farmer glanced at Li Hong, then shook his head and said, "Master, master, you are really obsessed with cultivation. The Buddha married his daughter, and the four gods married such a big thing, you don't know it? ”

"Huh? Buddha marrying a daughter? Four gods to marry? What kind of mess is this? "Li Hong is completely messy.

This Journey to the West seems to be different from what he is familiar with?

The old farmer put the sleeping old woman on his back on a boulder, and said with a smile: "Since the master doesn't know yet, then I'll tell the master." ”

"Please be sure to elaborate a little more!" Li Hong pleaded sincerely.

There is definitely something dirty in it, and if you don't inquire clearly, Li Hong estimates that he won't be able to sleep at night.

"Well, we have to start from decades ago......"

"If the Buddha came, several daughters were as beautiful as flowers, and they were all over the country. Among them, the second daughter, Jin Chanzi, has the most beautiful appearance, but she also has the worst temper and often contradicts the Buddha. At that time, in order to avoid the Buddha's blind date arrangement, Jin Chanzi was angry and chose to run away from home. ”

"This walk, I came to Datang. At that time, the emperor had not yet ascended the throne, and he was still His Royal Highness the King of Qin. The two fell in love at first sight and agreed with each other for life. It's a pity that this meeting was learned by the Buddha......"

"And then?" Li Hong asked curiously.

This Nima's mythological epic was changed to a third-rate Korean drama, and Li Hong was also convinced.

The old farmer smiled and continued: "It's not difficult to guess this, as a dignified Buddha, how can he look down on a prince in the world. So, the Buddha took the golden cicada and left the Tang Dynasty, by the way, and rejected the marriage proposal of the current saint. ”

"This rejection, Your Majesty is thunderous and angry. But because of my father-in-law, it's not easy to have a seizure. had to take a few of his brothers to discourage, and after killing them indiscriminately, he kicked his father again. So, he ascended the throne. ”

"After ascending the throne, Your Majesty still has a love for the golden cicada, so he sent someone to tell the Buddha: If you marry a daughter to me, the whole country of the Tang Dynasty will respect the Buddha!"

Then, as soon as the Buddha summed it up, he didn't lose much, so he married the golden cicada to His Majesty. This is the famous Buddha marrying a daughter, as for the four gods to marry, it is not worth mentioning. ”

"Why isn't it worth mentioning?" Li Hong asked puzzled.

"Hey, that's not unusual! The Buddha married his daughter, or married the emperor of the current generation, what a happy event, and other people could not give money. The Jade Emperor was the most generous, with a canopy marshal and a rolling shutter general. The Dragon King of the East China Sea is also okay, with a BMW, or a limited edition of the White Dragon. Bodhi Ancestor is also generous, with a god of war Sun Wukong. ”

Li Hong is no longer able to complain about this collapsed worldview: "The gods are special Buddhas marrying daughters, and the four gods are marrying!" ”