Chapter 130: My Girlfriend
"So, the brothers can only find a female ghost to be their wives!"
Ga?!
"Hahaha......"
Except for Wang Wu, who was questioning, the other four straight men all laughed!
Obviously, these people immediately decided that this guy was making up lies to fool them!
"Dare that Lao Tzu to make a joke?! I just don't want to mix it up! ”
Wang Wu was annoyed and angry, picked up the pencil and wanted to insert it into Liu Congluan's fingers, as for Liu Congluan, he yelled and tried to struggle away, but he was tied up, and there was no room for struggle at all!
"Ah......h
Liu Congluan shouted, shouting for more than ten seconds, only to find that not only did his hand not hurt, on the contrary, Wang Wu, who was holding his hand, didn't know when he had let go of his hand.
At the same time, there was a warm smell in the air!
Cautiously opening his eyes, Liu Congluan suddenly saw Wang Wu curled up on the ground, and his originally fierce eyes turned into a frightened gaze at this time, staring at him deadly!
Even, that guy was scared to pee!
I poked!
Could it be that Lao Tzu accidentally practiced the legendary martial arts mastery - the lion's roar?!
One throat scared this guy to pee?!
Looking at the others, the other four straight men, as if they had pressed the pause button, still kept their mouths laughing, but there was no laughter, and there was no smile in their eyes, on the contrary, they all looked at themselves as if they were hell!
What's going on?!
Liu Congluan was stunned!
However, he still remembered what this place was, and the most important thing now was to quickly break free from the shackles and run for his life!
It's just that one of these two goods is tied to a pillar, and the thick rope used for tug-of-war is still used, not to mention that this kind of rope is broken, even if it is bitten with teeth, it will be a long time!
And although the rope on Liu Congluan's body is not so thick, it is only a little thinner, and he is tied to a stool, so he doesn't even have a way to pick up the pencil sharpener on the ground.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Liu Changqing glanced at Liu Congluan, and shouted in his mouth, but Liu Changqing, who was stuffed with stinky socks, couldn't express his thoughts at all!
"Woohoo, woo...... (Run, there's a ghost...... )”
"What do you say?! I don't understand ......."
"Woo...... (There are ghosts...... )”
"Woo woo woo...... (Right behind you...... )”
"What?! Hurry up and save you?! What are you kidding, those straight men are ready to kill our brothers, but it's not right! We are really straight men, and we don't like men at all, otherwise we wouldn't rather find female ghosts! ”
"Woooooooooo......oo (Don't say it...... )”
Liu Changqing was about to cry!
However, Liu Congluan didn't notice these things at all, this guy was immersed in the state of the female ghost fooling these people, and he couldn't extricate himself!
"Do you know what it's like to sleep with a female ghost?!"
"Quack, I don't know! Lao Tzu knows, my brother also knows, let me tell you, it's very cool to find a female ghost as a wife, isn't the men's dormitory not allowed to let women in?! But our two girlfriends can get in! No one can see it anyway! ”
"Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo-woo...... (Big brother, don't say it, she's behind you...... )”
Liu Changqing even saw that the female ghost was standing beside Liu Congluan so lightly, and at the same time, the female ghost who was pestering herself also came, although she was also standing behind Liu Congluan, but those eyes were staring at herself!
"Whew?! Don't be afraid, don't worry, my girlfriend will be here in a while! ”
"I tell you! It's best to loosen the tie for the master now, otherwise, when the master's girlfriend comes, I will also introduce a few ghosts to haunt you! Hehe, of course, it's all some missing arms and legs, or all kinds of tragic deaths! ”
"Woo, woo, woo, woo...... (Uncle, ancestor, buddy was killed by you...... )”
Liu Changqing really can't stand it!
Sure enough, he is not afraid of god-like opponents, but he is afraid of pig-like teammates!
Don't you know how to look at other people's faces?!
"Hell......"
Finally, the pockmarked face king who was paralyzed on the ground shouted, got up from the ground with a roll, and ran out in embarrassment!
What a poke me?! Shrimp situation?! A story is scared like this?! And the kidnappers?! Still a straight man?! More timid than a pseudo-mother!
But it's good to run out!
Liu Congluan thought so!
However, in the next second, an even more terrible scream sounded outside the dilapidated long factory, and then, Wang Wu, who had just run out, actually ran back again!
At the same time, this guy also closed the door casually, the gate that could collapse at any time!
"Ghost ...... Ghost ......"
Wang Wu, who had just closed the door and hadn't had time to catch his breath, stretched out a finger and pointed at Liu Congluan, only two words popped out of his mouth, and then he rolled his eyes and fainted directly.
"Hahaha! Come on, guys, ghosts really aren't anything to be afraid of, and to be honest, ghosts are very gentle! Come on, straight guys, I'll tell you about my girlfriend! You'd love to hear it! ”
While speaking, Liu Congluan glanced at Liu Changqing, who wanted to cry without tears and had a complicated expression, hey, his storytelling level is getting higher and higher, and his brothers are frightened!
Of course, Liu Congluan was frightened, but not by his story, but by the female ghost behind him!
When Wang Wu ran out, the two female ghosts disappeared at the same time, and the next moment, Wang Wu's screams were remembered outside, and then, when Wang Wu closed the door and turned his head, the two female ghosts turned into bloody at the same time......
It's just that Liu Congluan doesn't know all this, and he is still immersed in the fantasy that his story can scare the terrible kidnappers away-
"My girlfriend is beautiful......"
The two female ghosts behind him were covered in blood, staring at everyone with gloomy faces......
"My girlfriend's big white legs, tsk, you don't know, I like her beautiful legs the most, those legs, I can play for a lifetime......"
The female ghost behind him, her thighs suddenly turned blood-red, and then, a pair of thighs parted and broke......
"My girlfriend is very gentle with me, and, hehe, as a man, you know, female ghosts, are not comparable to women, when doing that with her, any posture can be unlocked, plus there is no weight, any difficult movement, can be taken down......"
The female ghost behind him looked at everyone suddenly, a pair of scarlet eyes, dripping with blood!
"Ahh
Everyone screamed in surprise and crawled to the gate, but they couldn't open the gate anyway......
"Haha, what to run?! My girlfriend has arrived, he's right next to me, I'm calling her out to meet you now......"
The next moment, the female ghost floated in front of Liu Congluan so lightly, turned her head, and stared at Liu Congluan with a pair of eyes......
At this moment, Liu Congluan just habitually popped out four words-
"My girlfriend ......"