"That'...... That...... Which is the great ...... Great...... The great man said......"

Stammering Li Si said desperately!

tried to make his own complete voice, but was interrupted by Wang Wu again-

"I'm the great man!"

"Cut! I...... I ......"

"'Cut' is quite slippery, what about these two goods, let the little brother come first, next time, you come, next time, let the third brother come, you see how it works!"

Without waiting for the others to answer, Wang Wu rubbed the beard on his chin, and walked in front of Liu Congluan with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth-

"Don't worry, buddy, I'm a novice, I can't kill you with a knife, and, buddy, I don't use a knife, I use ......"

While speaking, Wang Wu fumbled for a while, and then took out a thirteen or fourteen centimeters long, about the thickness of a little finger, and a hard pencil!

Then, Wang Wu calmly sharpened the pencil in front of Liu Congluan!

"I'll tell you! What I can't get used to the most is that you pseudo-mothers, obviously a man, have better skin than girls, and look like a very weak and cute old lady all day long, phew, not cute, stupid, you are all taken by those actors who are sticks! ”

Looked at the pencil, well, not so good, sharpen again!

"In Lao Tzu's opinion, a man has to be like the boss, or like Bruce Lee, a man has to be fierce like a man, which is like you, just a girl!"

"Men, you have to stand up to the sky, you have to be domineering!"

"A man has to be like a ......, like a ......"

After pondering for a while, I found that I couldn't think of any good analogy, so I scratched the board, glanced at the perfect pencil, and said with a dark smile:

"See?! With a pencil, sharpened, it is easy to insert into your tender skin, phew, a man's skin, let Lao Tzu use it to describe it as tender, and Lao Tzu must pierce a few more holes after a while! ”

As he spoke, Wang Wu also picked up the pencil, stretched out his left hand, and motioned for Liu Congluan to look at his left hand!

Then, the guy gently picked up the pencil, and the tip of the pen pressed against the fingertip of the little finger of his left hand!

I don't know why, Wang Wu's left little thumb has no nails, so it looks like the meat is relatively tender!

"See, I'll do this to you in a while......"

As he spoke, Wang Wu gently pressed his hand, and the sharp pencil lead pierced into the tip of the little finger of his left hand!

Then he slammed it forward—

"......"

It was as if there was a screeching sound, and then a little blood dripped down!

Then, Wang Wu broke it hard, and the pencil lead broke in the flesh!

"Woo woo woo ......"

Liu Congluan's face changed greatly, and he shouted desperately, but except for saliva, nothing came out from this guy......

"Phew! Yaya's, was sprayed with saliva by the pseudo-mother, and the real Nima was angry! ”

As he spoke, Wang Wu's right hand was about to pierce Liu Congluan's big white and tender face......

"Wait!"

Suddenly, Lin Daye, a fierce man like Stallone, shouted, and then quickly walked to Liu Congluan's side, broke this guy's left hand, and then looked at his right hand, as if unconsciously asked:

"Hey, do you use your right hand to?!"

"Who said that I use my left hand! Bah! ”

Finally spoken!

At the critical moment, Liu Congluan bit the mouth ball stiffly, and said loudly while spitting out the pieces!

"Don't you see that Lao Tzu's left hand has calluses thicker than his right hand?!"

"Okay, these two goods are not backing mountains!"

Ga?!

"We're certainly not backing mountains! We're pure gentlemen! Pure! ”

Glancing at the five straight men, Liu Congluan continued:

"We're straight men too! Straight! Straight up, a straight man who can collapse the south wall! Grass! , the name of our brothers has been ruined by you like this! ”

While talking sadly and indignantly, Liu Congluan struggled to get himself out of the stool, but those straight men were obviously tied up quite well.

"Cut! You're still straight men?! If you guys are straight guys, why is there so much information about you on the Internet?! What else is 'the opposite sex is only for reproduction, the same sex is the true love in the world', and what true love is eternal! It's not what you said! ”

The pockmarked face Wang Wu said viciously, and at the same time looked at the boss suspiciously, and then looked at this guy's left hand, it was really, the cocoon was thicker than his own!

It seems that the wrong person was really caught!

It's definitely not bent, and the bent won't make his hands look like that ghost because of masturbation!

"Since you are not bent, why do you want that......

The skinny monkey second child held his mobile phone and clicked on a photo, which was a photo of these two in the playground!

Looking at the photo, Liu Congluan was completely speechless!

Yaya, the person taking the picture, what kind of mobile phone is used?!

On a big night, you can still shoot people clearly!

Ya, don't let Lao Tzu know who it is, otherwise, Lao Tzu must let you run once, and then record a small video for everyone to watch!

"Ah Qiu!"

A teenager far away in the city center couldn't help but sneeze, muttered, and continued to sort out the photos!

One of them is a photo from Chen Er's mobile phone!

……

Seeing the photo, Liu Congluan was stunned for a moment, and then lowered his head with a heavy expression!

Seeing this scene, the five straight men were a little blindsided!

It's not what they imagined!

In their understanding, seeing the photo, Liu Congluan either admitted or denied it, and swore to curse or something, proving that he was a straight man!

But what the hell are you keeping your head down and silent?!

Haunted?!

……

That's right, at this time, Liu Congluan is making up stories!

Writing a story about ghosts!

"Well, actually, I don't want to say it! But since you want to know, I'll tell you about it! But when you're done, don't laugh at us! ”

After speaking, Liu Congluan stopped struggling, but leaned back, found a comfortable position, and said slowly in his voice that was not magnetic at all:

"Big brothers, you know what?! We are miserable! ”

"We are college students, we worked hard to get into college, in order to let us go to college, our parents get up early and work late to earn money for us! Earn tuition, earn living expenses! ”

"But, you know, university, what's the matter with university?! I don't know about other universities, but our school is full of pickles, parties, alcoholism, gambling, all-night surfing, and so on! ”

"Of course, pickling girls is the point! At school, except for our brothers, we all have girlfriends, and some even have more than one! We are also normal men, and we also crave the tenderness of the opposite sex! ”

"However, you have also seen that our brothers are poor, they are still stumbling, and they can't talk to coax women, so they ......"

"So how?!"