Chapter 83:, this old military doctor is amazing!
This banquet is very high.
However, when the soul came out with a sloppy cabbage stew like pig food, the noisy venue lost its voice several times.
"Sorry, I have something to do, so I'll go first." Feng Gangcang was on crutches, and he quickly opened the door of the store as if fleeing from the famine, and left directly.
"I'm sorry, I remembered that the door of the house was not locked, so I left first." This is LujΓ‘n.
ββ¦β¦ I...... My wife is sick, I have to go back and see! β
"My mother is going to give birth to a second child......"
"My car insurance has expired......"
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In the face of Li Hong and Sweet Potato Film and Television, these bigwigs can't bear it.
This Nima is the same thing as pig food, and eating it will make you have stomach trouble, right?
So, the media reporters who were still squatting outside saw such a scene.
Those gorgeously dressed and extraordinary stars swarmed out one by one as if they were fleeing. Then, squatting on the side of the road with his mouth covered and vomiting.
Just as these reporters stepped forward to interview them, these people got into the car and left with lightning speed.
Everyone left such a sentence before leaving.
"From now on, sweet potatoes will be black all their lives!"
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Watching everyone leave, the soul was very puzzled.
What does it mean that he just brought out the food and left?
"Boss, what's going on?" Lu Mao hurriedly walked up and asked.
"You ask me? I don't know! β
Li Hong was also very confused, and he didn't know what kind of illness these guys were guilty of.
Looking at a stainless steel cauldron full of cabbage soup, Li Hong's eyes were glazed.
With so much cabbage soup, what should I do?
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A vigorous farce, but in the end it ended with this laughing and crying result. And in the end, everyone ate the cabbage soup for three whole days.
If it hadn't been left for several days, the cabbage would have gone rancid, and it was estimated that the cabbage would have to be eaten for a longer time. After all, Li Hong bought thousands of catties of Chinese cabbage in one go.
Fortunately, the guys who were scared away by the cabbage soup didn't say anything bad. Perhaps out of some unspeakable mentality, they all respond to the curiosity of media reporters with no comment.
Of course, their sentence "From now on, sweet potatoes will be black for a lifetime" naturally attracted much attention.
What did Sweet Potato Film and Television do, and it was disliked by so many people? This has also become a new unsolved mystery in the entertainment industry.
"Okay, okay, why should you be idle now?" 404 squatted on the table in front of Li Hong and asked angrily.
Of course, Li Hong knew what this thing was angry about, it was just that it had been delayed for too long.
"Okay, okay, let's talk, what the hell is going on?"
404 said helplessly: "I told you before, but I didn't expect you to take it to heart at all." Okay, okay, I'll give you a brief introduction. This time, you're going to a world of immortals and Buddhas to kill a guy who started to speed up his cultivation. β
"Oh oh, little meaning, let's go." Li Hong replied easily.
"I'm sorry, but I have to warn you that you're at a high risk this mission. Because, we're buggy again......"
Li Hong, who was full of ambition, instantly deflated like a balloon pricked by a needle, and asked anxiously: "I said, why do you have so many bugs?" What's wrong this time? β
"Oh, that's not a big deal. It means that there was an exception in the database, and the database cannot be modified or added at this time. β
"Talking about people......" Li Hong covered his forehead and replied angrily.
It's naΓ―ve to expect an unlearned street writer to understand these things.
404 smashed his mouth and explained: "To put it simply, you can't modify anything in the world for the time being, and you can't ban your account. β
"Then how am I going to kill the dog? your grandma's legs. β
404 crab claws spread out, and said helplessly: "People are complaining that your golden finger is too big, let's not adapt to the trend." Besides, it was fixed right away. β
"Let's go, let's go and go back, what should I do, I'll teach you then."
As soon as 404 finished speaking, a dark passage suddenly appeared behind Li Hong.
"Let's go, this is the world of immortals and Buddhas, the level is relatively high, and there are no whirlpools." 404 climbed above Li Hong's head and explained.
Li Hong's eyes narrowed, thoughtful.
Walking into the passage, I instantly came to a hill covered with yellow sand.
"You can't ban the account for the time being, then just find a way to kill that thing. The target person is four hundred miles ahead of you, so get close to him. 404 explained.
Li Hong looked at the village under the mountain with smoke, and asked thoughtfully, "This is the world of immortals and Buddhas?" Are you kidding. Isn't there a mortal, where is the immortal Buddha? β
"Don't tease, this is the mortal world, and naturally there are mostly mortals."
Li Hong sighed and walked towards the bottom of the hill.
Even though SCP-404 had already told him where his target was, he decided to explore the trail first.
With a GM physique, Li Hong has nothing to worry about in this world, just go.
After walking a few steps, Li Hong curiously asked the 404 above his head, "By the way, why haven't you seen Motorola appear recently?" β
"She's been busy lately. She is the brain core of the entire main god space, how can she come out casually. β
The core of the brain?
Li Hong was confused when he heard it, what kind of mess was this. However, he did understand that Motorola does not seem to be a life in the true sense of the word, but an existence like artificial intelligence. Moreover, it also has a great effect on the main god space.
Without waiting for Li Hong to continue thinking, under a mountain col in front of him, a little monster with a strange appearance suddenly appeared.
The reason why it is a monster is because it looks almost exactly the same as the monster in Li Hong's mind. If there's a difference, it's a matter of size.
The monster in his mind was a guy who lived on a narrow island and could cause a house to collapse with his every move. And the monster in front of him is a pocket version.
Just as Li Hong was about to step forward to say hello, a strange figure appeared from the path under the mountain pass.
An old man dressed as a farmer, carrying an old woman on his back, walked with difficulty on the mountain road. The old woman was pale and coughed, and she looked seriously ill.
After a few steps, he came to the eyes of the little monster.
Seeing the old peasant, the little monster smiled quite humanely, and then stared at his feet silently with a pair of small eyes.
The old farmer followed the little monster's line of sight, and a broken puppet toy appeared in his eyes.
"Broken?" He asked with a smile.
The little monster looked up and nodded blankly.
Li Hong, who was about to walk down, had a flickering look in his eyes and stopped.
The old farmer put down the old woman on his back, helped her to sit on a boulder, and then said with a smile: "I am a carpenter in the village, let me help you take a look." β
Take out a few gadgets that you carry with you and clank them. The sun was setting, and it was close to dusk that the carpenter finished repairing the broken puppet.
Handing the puppet to the little monster, the old farmer said with a smile: "Next time it's broken, come to me at the bottom of the mountain, I'll fix this." β
After speaking, looking at the sky, the old farmer put the old woman on his back again, ready to start again.
Unexpectedly, at this time, a strange-looking little hand stopped him.
The little monster's eyes were clear, his fingers were raised, and he pointed to the old woman behind the old farmer, and said in a crisp childish voice: "This...... I...... Will repair! β
Then, in the old peasant's incredulous eyes, the little monster's little hand brushed the old woman's pale face.
A burst of white light flashed, and the old woman's coughing stopped instantly. The tortured, white face regained its healthy look.
Before the old peasant could say anything, an exclamation accompanied by hurried footsteps came from the top of the mountain.
"it, old medic! Help me! β