Chapter 4: Buying Money
Yesterday I was tired, I fell asleep very early, slept until dawn, and just woke up to hear my mother outside to wake up for breakfast. The living habit in rural areas is that you can't skip three meals a day, and you can eat three meals a day on time and be in good health.
Since he was going to the streets of the town to buy things today, Yang Fei got up and quickly put on his clothes, washed a few hastily, sat and ate a few bites of food, coped with the next task, and planned to go out to the town. Before leaving, I remembered that I didn't have any money, and I went back and got the only few hundred yuan I had. After thinking about it again, I found that I asked: I can't bring back the paper money I bought for a while, and my parents didn't know how to explain it when they saw it. How to burn it for Brother Zhang Hu after buying it for a while? Just now, I just thought about buying it, and I didn't think about these issues, but fortunately, I thought about it when I went out. After sorting out his thoughts, he still asked Zhang Hu how to burn paper money for him first, and then looked at it.
When he walked to the well at the door, he saw that there was no one around, and then he whispered to the mouth of the well: "Tiger, are you there?" ”
"Yes, what's wrong, Xiaofei?" Zhang Hu's reply came from the bottom of the well.
"How will the money be burned to you in a while, and how can you make sure that you can receive it?"
"It's very simple, when you burn it, you just need to chant three times: Zhang Hu burned money for you, and I thought that it was burned for me, and I could receive it. You can burn it anywhere, it's all the same. Zhang Hu explained.
Zhang Hu thought for a while and added: "Remember to bring me more good things, the more money, the better."
"Oh, I'll go and see what's on the streets of the town, and then I'll see what it's selling."
"Okay, let's go." Zhang Hu waved his hand at Yang Fei and motioned to do it more quickly.
Yang Fei rode his bicycle and ran in the direction of the streets of the town. It took about ten minutes to get to the old street in the town.
In the old streets of the town, most of the things sold are miscellaneous things. Farm things, old sundries and so on. Most of the new streets sell modern fashion food, new clothing and accessories, video games, etc. After walking around the old streets, I feel that there is still a unique flavor.
I didn't come here today to go shopping, I wanted to buy some paper-like items, and after a few walks, I went directly to the target to find it, and I didn't look at other stores. After looking for a while, on the west side of the old street, I finally saw a few shops selling this kind of shop. The nearest one, the name of the store is written "Shroud Shop", look inside, one by one shrouds hanging, big cotton shrouds, and black, look a little scary, thinking: This night the boss still dares to watch the store alone in the store?
After the shroud shop, I saw that there was paper money sold at the door of the house, but the store was more selling paper toys.
"Little brother, what do you want to buy? Is it for the temple or for the deceased? ”
"For the deceased, I want to buy some money paper."
"If you want to buy the deceased, come to my store. You look at this paper money, others sell a 10,000, 100 million face value, you see I sell a face value of 900 billion, the same price, buy more face value, how cost-effective, is 100 billion times that of others. ”
"Boss, why don't you print 100 million words into trillion words, the face value has risen 10,000 times, and you don't need to burn one after you burn one, once and for all."
The fat boss smiled and said: "Little brother, the head is really flexible, this method is really good, the next time I buy the goods, I will ask the manufacturer to improve it according to what you said." ”
Yang Fei continued the boss's words and said: "If the ticket is printed too much, it will depreciate, and the paper money will be worthless, so it is better to buy some gold ingots, hard currency, and maintain the value." ”
"Yes, then you can buy some gold ingots." The boss continued: "Do you want to bring some other entertainment products and daily necessities by the way, these things have been quite popular recently." I don't know if the deceased was male or female? ”
"It's a man," I replied casually.
"Oh, do you want to buy Yahuan and beauty, look at this Xiao Pan of the martial arts family, the three-inch golden lotus, many people will buy one back, it sells very hot, that cool, you know.
Also, this mobile phone, there are only 10 generations of kidneys on the market, and you see that my 20 generations of kidneys have come out.
There is also this suite, which is an upgraded version of the presidential suite, which is more modern, intelligent, entertaining, and gamified, and guarantees that the gods want to be mortals when they live, and there is only an ordinary version at most outside.
If you look at the warehouse house of this vault and silver vault, buy one back, gold and silver are inexhaustible, once and for all, and gold and silver are still hard currency, and everyone loves them.
There is also this distillery and tobacco factory, you can't drink or smoke it for a lifetime if you buy it once.
Look at this modern version of the Manchu and Han banquet collected from the delicious dishes on the tip of the tongue, they must have never eaten it, and it can make people's mouths water.
There is also the recently popular VR theater room version,This VR is not like the one sold on the market to be worn on the head,It is not necessary to wear it in the room,Directly show a three-dimensional image,Then watching a movie is called cool,It's simply a bubble girl artifact,A must-have when talking about love。
There is also this sports car, how cool the appearance is, the key is that the engine is modified, using the engine of the latest fighter jet, and the body also has a stealth function. As soon as I run, others can't even see the shadow of the car, what is the catchphrase? With a car in hand, you can go if you want to, and you can go wherever you want. ......”
"Khan, boss, what did I tell you I was going to buy?" After listening to the boss's introduction, Yang Fei couldn't tell the difference between north and south, and completely forgot what he was buying when he came here just now.
"Oh, I want to go down. In short, it doesn't matter what you buy, as long as you send it over and use it, the package is all 5-star praise. Full praise is king, as long as you buy what I recommend, you can be sure that they will give you one soon: also, more. ”
"Boss, don't talk about it yet, what do I want to buy?" Yang Fei hurriedly interrupted the boss's sales pitch, and wanted the boss to continue talking, he wanted to buy everything in his store.
"How much money are you going to spend on something? I can give you an optimized combination and design a suitable purchase plan for you, which is the most cost-effective and applicable. The boss asked.
"200 bucks." I wanted to buy 500 yuan, but after thinking about it, this boss is too good to fool, or buy some first, try it to see how it goes, and then buy it, save it all, if it is not easy to use, there will be no money to buy it next time.
"200 yuan, I want to go down, buy 100 gold ingots, bring a few more 900 billion banknotes, and then a Xiao Pan, a sports car, a sedan chair, in case of motion sickness, you can use a sedan chair, then a vault, a winery, and a house." Count, a total of 288 yuan, forget it, I feel that we are more destined to talk about it, just make a friend, give you the highest member discount price, 210 yuan, how about it? Little brother, it's good enough. ”
Yang Fei didn't speak, thinking about if there was anything missing, the boss thought that the price was too high, so he hurriedly said: "Forget it, I won't make you money today, 200 yuan will be given to you, no matter how low it is, it will be a loss, and it will not be able to be sold." ”
Yang Fei thought about it, and all the things that should be bought were available, so be it, so he paid. When leaving, the boss packed it neatly, and brought a business card by the way, saying: "What else do you need in the future, as long as the amount is large, make a phone call, and there is a package delivery service, pointing to where to deliver, deliver on time, and never miss something." ”