Chapter 3: Leaving the Waterhole
"Well, I don't want to think about the past, life always has to look forward to make sense." I sighed, and my mind returned to reality. So he asked curiously, "Tiger, what kind of land is the underworld?" Do you know any ghosts in the underworld? What does it look like? ”
Zhang Hu replied with contempt: "You think too much, I have been penniless in the past few years, and I just died when I saw a little ghost who passed the word, telling me to find a substitute to reincarnate, seeing that I was penniless, I didn't bother to say more to me, so I turned around and left, and scolded when I left: regret, no hair, run in vain." ”
"I, this underworld is too powerful." I then asked, "Then you don't even want to get out of here?" Don't you want to get out of here? ”
Zhang Hu looked at me idiotically: "Where else can I go if I leave here?" Besides, it's hard to move an inch without money, and it costs money to go out to many places, and if you don't have enough strength to get out, you don't know how to die. Besides, my soul state is inseparable from water, and it will be very empty if I leave, what can I do if I don't stay here? ”
I thought for a moment and said, "These problems are not impossible to solve now that I am here." ”
Zhang Hu thought for a while and said: "What you said is also true, I couldn't do this problem by myself before, but now that I have contacted you in the world, it is not a problem." ”
I thought about it for a while, and I still had a question: "Tiger, do you want to be reincarnated as a human?" If spending money can solve the problem, I'll get some more paper money to burn for you. ”
Zhang Hu thought for a while and said: "As long as you have money, you can reincarnate at any time, and you are not in a hurry." If you are still messing around every day after being reborn, it doesn't make any sense, as long as you have money now, you can live well in the underworld, and you can do what you want to do. ”
"I, this thought has become really fast, and I have been trying to find a substitute ghost so that I can be reincarnated, and this will not be in a hurry." I cursed jokingly.
"What's the hurry, if you want to be reincarnated and have money, it's a matter of time, with you helping me, I can also enjoy the leisurely days in the underworld, although it is dark everywhere in the underworld, but the rich days are better than heaven on earth." Zhang Hu continued with a smile: "I thought about it just now, brother, since you can hear me and see me, can we make good use of it, can we do a lot of things that others can't do?" I can also do things that I've been wanting to do for years but can't. ”
I thought about Zhang Hu's words, it seems that yes, there is such an advantageous condition in front of me, and I don't know how to use it well. After using the special function in the Shengbi Yaya network, I figured it out in my heart.
Suddenly I looked at the sky, and it was about to get dark, and I thought that I had spent an afternoon by this pool. It's almost time to go home, I want to take Zhang Hu first, and then go back and make plans slowly, so I asked Zhang Hu: "Is there any way to take you with me?" ”
"My soul can't leave the water, it will be very weak after leaving the water, you go and bring the wine bottle just now, fill it with water, and I will go in and try it to see what will happen to my body?"
So I ran and washed the bottle, washed it with water, and called out to the pool as I filled it, "Come in, tiger." Then he saw a dark shadow swimming into the water bottle.
The tiger went into the bottle and said: "It's okay in here, the body won't be weak, but the space is too small, hu d and ng can't go, it's uncomfortable to stay for a long time." ”
I said, "If you can stay, you will be able to do so, and when you get home, I will put you in the well, where there is plenty of space to live." ”
"Hmm"
chatting and walking all the way, when he passed by the entrance of the commissary where he bought wine just now, the boss kept looking at Yang Fei with strange eyes. He said, "Who is this man talking to?" Could it be that I drank the second pot head I bought just now? But I didn't get drunk when I walked. ”
Yang Fei heard the muttering of the commissary owner, and then remembered that others could not hear Zhang Hu's voice, but could only hear me talking alone. When a person talks to himself, the people next to me don't think I'm a neuropath, so I don't dare to speak where there are people.
Back in the village, it was getting dark, it was time for dinner, and there were fewer people outside the house. When he walked to the door, he didn't dare to enter the house with a wine bottle in his hand, and the parents in the house were eating, so he said to the parents in the house: "Mom and Dad, I'm back." ”
When my mother heard my voice, she came out to look at it and asked, "Where did you go?" Why are the clothes a little wet? ”
"I went to climb the mountain just now, and I was sweating, so I went to wash it first." I held the bottle in my hand and blocked it with my body, and walked to the entrance not far from the front of the house.
"Oh, hurry up and wash it up and come over for dinner." After my mother confessed, she went back to the house and continued to eat.
"Okay," I replied. I walked to the well, looked around to see that there was no one around, and made sure that it was safe, so I opened the bottle cap and said to Zhang Hu, "Go down to the well." ”
"Okay" Zhang Hu replied, and a dark shadow drilled into the well.
"You stay in this well for the time being, and I'll burn you some paper money tomorrow." I said to Zhang Hu at the bottom of the well.
"If there is a sedan chair tomorrow, burn one for me." Zhang Hu added.
"Khan, what do you want a sedan chair for? Would you like to see if there are any kinds of ěi nu for you to burn a few more? Do you want a double bed in a villa? I asked, puzzled?
"Yes, if there is more, how much will be burned, and how much will be collected. The sedan chair is a must, it is convenient to go out at night, so that you will not leave the water for a while, and it is too uncomfortable to go out and stay in the water bottle. With a sedan chair, it is also more convenient to walk at night. Zhang Hu replied.
"Oh, that's it, okay, I'll get you a sedan chair tomorrow, and by the way, I'll see if there's a supercar or something, and I'll give you one, it's also convenient to pick up girls." I teased.
"Alright, I need to take a shower, change my clothes and go to dinner." I said goodbye.
"Okay, there you go." Zhang Hu replied.
I went home and took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and went to eat. When eating, thinking about where to buy paper money and paper props tomorrow? I only have a few hundred dollars on me and I don't know how much I can buy, is it enough?
After thinking about it, I only remember that five miles away, the old streets in the town, there seem to be a few shops selling these things, I don't want to go over tomorrow to look for it, and then look at it.
I was fine that night, after eating, watching TV and resting for a while, I went back to my room early, lay on the bed, felt very tired, and fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.
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