Chapter 2: Brothers' Talk
"Tiger". Yang Fei, whose body had returned to normal, stood up, but found that Zhang Hu's brother was gone, so he called Zhang Hu's name while looking for it.
Zhang Hu has a very dark face and a very strong body, and when he used to play together, he was nicknamed Tiger, and several good friends who usually play together also call him Tiger.
"Xiaofei, don't look for it, I'm in the water". Zhang Hu's somewhat weak voice came from the water.
"Tiger, you won't come up, why are you staying in the water?" Hearing Zhang Hu's voice, but not seeing a human figure, Yang Fei asked.
Zhang Hu replied a little angrily and a little weakly: "You think I don't want to go ashore and stay underwater every day, and I have been vomiting blood many times." Just now, I stayed on the shore to save your life, but now my body is so weak that I can't do it, as if I have a serious illness. ”
"What's going on? What are you ......?" asked Yang Fei puzzled.
Zhang Hu sighed and said slowly: "I drowned in this water, and now I have become a water ghost, the ghost can't go ashore, and it will be very physically exhausting to walk on land, leaving the water." I saved you on the shore for a while just now, but now I can't move. ”
"Oh, then, wouldn't you be able to go ashore? You can't live without this waterhole in the future? ”
Zhang Hu said angrily: "Nonsense, of course you can't do without water, if you can leave me, who wants to stay in this place where ghosts don't come." If I leave the water, a little longer, even for a while, this soul will feel like it's going to dissipate. It is also in the water that my soul body can survive. Otherwise, I'd stay here all the time, I can't even see a figure here every day, and there's no one to talk to. To be precise, what I say is inaudible to a living person, and I can't see it, and I feel like air. ”
"No, how could I see you in the water just now, and besides, now that I'm a living person, how can I hear you? Isn't this a hell of a life? ”
"This, how do I know, you ask me, I ask who to go? However, it's strange to think about it, in the past, no living person could hear me. You can hear me now, and I think you probably died once, under special circumstances, so you can see me now. Now you can hear my voice while you are alive, maybe you died just now, and your soul has broken away from your body and become a half-yin and half-yang person, so you can hear my voice, and I can talk normally like this now. Zhang Hu speculated.
"Oh, maybe that's the case, no wonder you looked for you after you disappeared before, and they all passed by here and didn't find you."
After the doubts in his heart were solved, Yang Fei continued to ask, "Tiger, why did you die here?" This pool is not very big, and you are also a strong swimmer, how can you drown? ”
"TMD, those who drown are swimmers. I came out alone that day, I wanted to look for some game in the mountains, it was a little hot, and when I passed here, I came down to the swimming club, and by the way I saw if there was anything good in the water, and got some to eat. Unexpectedly, as soon as I dived into the water, my feet suddenly cramped, and then I was entangled in vine grass and died here. The back of the real TM. Zhang Hu recalled.
"Khan, I didn't think that someone who could swim as well as you would drown in this little pool."
"MD, what's even more about my back is that after waiting for several years, I finally came to a substitute ghost, but I didn't expect it to be a good brother before, so I couldn't do it. The next time I meet a substitute ghost, I don't know if I have to wait until the Year of the Dog. Zhang Hu kept saying depressedly: "Xiaofei, why are you running here alone if you have nothing to do?" It made me happy in vain, I thought that there was a substitute ghost today, I could go to reincarnate and be a new person, just now I impulsively saved you again, now I think about it, I regret it, I don't know when I have to wait, before I can meet a substitute ghost. The more Zhang Hu said, the lower his mood became.
Seeing that Zhang Hu was in a low mood, he thought about enlightening and said: "Don't be too depressed, at least you can meet my good brother today, if you are lucky, you can still chat with you, and I can often communicate with you when I have time in the future." I can still know what you need, and I can try to help you as much as I can, you don't. ”
Zhang Hu was in a better mood after hearing this, and read: "This is also true, with your brother here, at least I will have a better life in the future." ”
"Why should someone replace you so that you can be reincarnated? Why can't you be replaced by no one? ”
Zhang Hu said angrily: "This is not the rule set by the underworld, what does it take to have a stand-in to leave here and reincarnate." MD, if you have money, you don't have a stand-in to reincarnate, to put it bluntly, you can set some rules to create income. ”
I said, "Aren't you going to spend some money and be reincarnated?" ”
"Hold the grass, what you said is light, in the underworld in the past few years, any ghost, for me, is a big money, I don't have a dime every day, my tiger nickname, is called a poor tiger by others." Zhang Hu was asked by Yang Fei's ignorance, and he was a little angry, and he was very angry when he spoke.
"Khan, brother, I really didn't know you had such a hard time in the past few years. I knew you were like this, so I usually burned more paper money for you, and by the way, I burned more beauties, what's the matter. Seeing that he was a little angry, Yang Fei hurriedly explained: "You suddenly disappeared before, and I haven't found you, and I don't know if you are dead or alive, so no one has given you paper money."
"Alas, it's just that I'm dead, I didn't expect to carry it like this, I've been dead for several years, and I haven't received a penny of paper money, no matter how poor others are, I can still receive some pocket money every year, and I still have to spend a flower on weekdays, but I, alas, don't mention this, the more I mention it, the more sad I become."
The more Zhang Hu thought about it, the more sad he became, and then cried: "Brother, you don't know, how dark it is in the underworld, there is no money in the yang, I can still rely on opening my mouth and relying on my eloquence to do things." There is no money in the underworld, and people don't even say a word to you, they don't even look at you, they just treat you as air. In short, you have to have money wherever you go, you can't cross the road without money, and you have to prepare a lot of tolls when you go out, not to mention other expenses. Forget it, don't mention these, it's all tears if you mention more. ”
Listening to Zhang Hu's complaints, Yang Fei sweated in his heart, "Brother Hu, I have made you suffer in the past few years, my brother will try to help you in the future, and I will not let you suffer anymore, I will go back and burn more paper money for you, and let you live a good life." ”
"Forget it, don't mention these depressing things, my brother just has a heart, and I've been used to living a poor life in this puddle in the past few years. For money, I don't have any pursuits, anyway, others have money, there is a way to live with money, I don't have money, and I still stick to life. ”
Zhang Hu calmed down a little in his heart, and then said: "In the past few years, I have been here, and I have thought a lot about nothing, when I was alive before, I wasted more than ten years of time, and lived idly every day. If you can go back to the past, you must make good use of your life time and do more meaningful things, at least when you are bored after death, you can also remember and be. It's not like I've been in the water for the past few years, and I don't even have anything worth remembering. The only thing I can think about is that in the past, we brothers had a lot of fun together every day. There is also the idea of secretly talking about life with female classmates. In short, there are few things that can be handled, worth remembering, and I feel like I have lived a very failed life before. ”
Unexpectedly, Zhang Hu's mood has improved a lot in the water in the past few years. After listening to Zhang Hu's words, Yang Fei was also very touched in his heart, he didn't mess around every day before, otherwise he wouldn't have failed the college entrance examination, and today he was still emotionally disappointed, and he was ashamed to come here to drink alone.
I didn't cherish it when I was alive, and if I really died here just now, I am afraid that it will be my turn in this water in the future, and I regret it every day: I didn't grasp life well before, and I wasted my time.