Chapter 5 The beginning of the plot (Wan more, ask for recommendation, ask for collection)
Back in Yizhuang, Zhang Xiaofan didn't find anything abnormal, and he was worried about the part of Xiaoyu in the movie that thanked Qiusheng, even if he looked ordinary, he was also a promising young man, and this Dong Xiaoyu thanked people and looked at his appearance, which is not a good ghost.
When I went to Liu's house, I told Liu Dahu about the precautions for burying the coffin, and if you want to be buried, you still have to wait for the old man to breathe.
took the red envelope and returned to Yizhuang, where I saw Qiusheng and Wencai looking frightened quails.
Uncle Nine stood on the top of the steps and showed ruthlessness, a pair of bamboo canes in his hand, squeezing it in his hand, and constantly reprimanding him in his mouth.
After listening to it for a while, I realized that Qiusheng had taken Wencai to visit Yihong Courtyard today.
At noon, Qiusheng went back to his aunt's rouge shop to help, and in the afternoon, Wencai came to play with him, and a woman in Yihong Courtyard opposite wore a summer dress and dressed up coolly, and came to buy rouge.
Qiusheng and Wencai are still virgins, and they have no resistance at all in the face of a plump woman, not to mention, that woman is beautiful.
When Uncle Nine said about that woman, he also had a red heart in his eyes.
"Alas, these two bear people are really uncomfortable, they are both in their twenties, if you really want a woman, just go to one, go to that kind of place, in case you get some kind of amorous disease and come back......"
The more Uncle Nine spoke, the more angry he became, and the bamboo cane made the two of them squeak and scream.
Zhang Xiaofan was solemn on the side, looking at his nose and nose, looking at his heart, his mind was at ease, and he wandered.
When I heard the master call me, I opened my eyes and saw two senior brothers squatting on a long incense plant, each holding a plate of chopsticks in their hands and a bowl of water on their heads.
"Xiao Fan, it seems that the burn can't be finished, don't let them get up," Uncle Nine turned around and entered the door with a snort.
Zhang Xiaofan turned his back to the hall and winked at the two senior brothers, making the two of them angry, but they didn't dare to move, so they could only hold their breath and continue to drive piles.
"Senior brother, have you two gotten on the horse?" Zhang Xiaofan heard the sound of snoring coming from the room and asked in a low voice.
"I haven't taken off my pants yet, and the master ran in," Wen Cai cried with a sad face, and said: "I only have five oceans, and I can only find a thirty-year-old eldest sister, grinding, before I can enter the prelude, she has something to be called out, and when I get into bed and want to get on the horse, the master comes in." ”
Qiusheng said with a look of fascination: "Oh, junior brother, you don't know, I came to the store today to buy rouge, that little red looks so pink and pink, and the little face can be wrung out of the water when you pinch it." The skin, the body, the tsk......t-tsk"
"Did you get on the horse?" Zhang Xiaofan and Wen Cai asked dissatisfiedly.
"Of course I didn't have time to get on, when the two of us were in love, the master ran in, it was really wronged, it took ten oceans, and it was just a little hand for a while," Qiu Sheng looked angry, secretly glanced at the master's room, and said: "Next time I decided that I must give my virginity to Xiaohong, if you go to Yihong Courtyard, you can't go to her." ”
In the face of Qiusheng's warning, Zhang Xiaofan didn't care, but Wencai was angry and argued with him. Listening to the two of them struggling over a woman in Yihong Courtyard, Zhang Xiaofan was also drunk.
After the two incense plants were burned, Zhang Xiaofan stood up and signaled that the two could rest.
Qiusheng also needs to be on night duty at his aunt's shop, so he won't stay.
Wen Cai didn't eat in the afternoon, so he went to the kitchen to pick up some cold leftovers.
Only Zhang Xiaofan was at Liu Dahu's house, ate wine and food, and went to bed early.
On the second day, Uncle Jiu's anger had not been extinguished, Zhang Xiaofan found an excuse, and his aunt asked him to bring some things and rushed to the provincial capital.
Qiusheng Wencai helped carry it together and left together.
The three brothers played all the way, and when they arrived in Guangzhou City, without the shackles of the master, the three of them were much freer.
Arrived at the Xiangu Temple, saw the aunt, the family was naturally cordial, Jiangmen to the provincial capital seventy or eighty miles of road, if you walk by foot on the road, you have to walk for a day, the three of you came to ride three bicycles, so it also took half a day's effort.
I helped my aunt in the temple, and the next day it was fine, and the three of them went out shopping.
Guangzhou City is still quite big, there are many markets in the north and south, Zhang Xiaofan gave the two senior brothers a hundred oceans each, and asked them not to cause trouble at will, and the three of them dispersed.
Zhang Xiaofan still remembers Yan Dalong's matter, since Yan Dalong has appeared, there should definitely be a following, go over a little earlier, so as to understand the plot.
Since it was not yet noon, the pedestrians in front of Marshal Yan's mansion were not counted, and the soldiers seemed to be more strict than before. Zhang Xiaofan secretly changed into a subordinate costume and entered the villa.
It is richly decorated and there are many oil paintings, all of which are portraits of Yan Dashuai himself.
When I went up to the second floor, I found three or four nurses sitting outside a room.
“Pizza?”
"No, this is Guan Xiumei."
"That's not right, this should be Yan Dashuai's wife," Zhang Xiaofan secretly swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, the Pizza dressed as a young woman is more tempting than before, so many women only have a little winter melon and Pizza only have a one-night husband and wife relationship, and because of this, they will never forget them.
"Who are you?" A black long straight maid blocked the front of the people of Yan Dashuai's mansion.
"Oh, I'm here to deliver medicine," Zhang Xiaofan casually took out a gift box containing a piece of He Shou Wu.
The black long straight maid took it suspiciously, opened it and saw that it was a formed piece of He Shou Wu, but she didn't say anything, motioned for Zhang Xiaofan to go down, and then helped Mrs. Yan to leave.
Thinking about it, this Mrs. Yan turned out to be the first love of the master's ninth uncle, and the black long straight maid just now was the villain BOSS, who used a resentful baby to reincarnate and possess Mrs. Yan.
During this period, Qiusheng and Wencai also went to Guangxi to cut the zombie teeth of a female zombie, and the scene was quite funny. I don't remember the plot too clearly.
The reason that Zhang Xiaofan can remember is the dress of the black long straight maid.
Zhang Xiaofan has always liked women's soft and bright hair, and her long hair is scattered over her shoulders, even if she looks average, she has a unique flavor. Didn't I like Du Xiaoyue at the beginning, just like to smell the fragrance of her freshly washed hair?
Although the black maid was a little cold just now, there was a living anger on her body, which means that she has not been possessed by a ghost, which means that this woman is not bad.
Since this is the case, there is no need to supervise her, the most important thing is Yan Dashuai's father and three resentful babies, as well as the zombies who are making trouble in Guangxi.
It's really tangled.
Old lady Ren hasn't solved it yet, and there are still a large wave of zombies waiting to be cleaned up.
I thought that a corpse talisman could clean up the old lady Ren, but now my wish was disappointed.
Let's learn Taoism obediently.
After figuring out the plot of the next scroll world, Zhang Xiaofan returned to Xiangu Temple, and Qiusheng Wencai and the two had not yet returned.
I asked my aunt to give me some guidance on my own death spell and the hand duel and gang step of the transcendent soul, and then I hid in the backyard and practiced by myself. In the evening, Qiu Shengwen returned to the Xiangu Temple drunk, and was counted down by the aunt.
"If your master has your general activity, I don't have to be a widow." My aunt has a deep grudge against the master, but her feelings are very good.
Zhang Xiaofan and the three of them can only be helpless, after all, this is a matter for the elders, and the three apprentices can only help, but they can't talk too much, otherwise it will be rebellion.
After playing in the provincial capital for two days, Qiusheng and Wencai were all interested, more precisely, the hundred oceans given by Zhang Xiaofan were spent.
had to return to Jiangmen Town, with the reply letter from the senior aunt to the master, and a lot of gifts, the three of them went out slowly.
When they came, the three of them were speeding up, and it took a day to go back, and when they returned to Yizhuang, it was already dark. The three of them took off the return gift, and when they saw that the master was not there, Qiusheng immediately slipped away.
Wencai had no choice but to do it himself.
Zhang Xiaofan took a bunch of things and gave gifts to several neighbors.
It's all a piece of my aunt's heart, and it's not good not to help.
When the two of them were done, Uncle Nine also came back.
"Master," Zhang Xiaofan greeted respectfully.
Uncle Jiu nodded, this little disciple has not seen him for a few days, and his momentum has increased again, but when he saw Wen Cai come out, he was not angry, this kid is obscene enough on weekdays, but now he is even more unsightly, a pair of mouse eyes and walking like a thief with the root of the wall.
"Did the master go back to his room to rest?" Wen Cai looked at the master puzzled, shook his head, and went back to the room.
Zhang Xiaofan can't explain it, the master sees that Wencai has broken his virgin body?
Zombie films, child urine is useless, men enjoy it occasionally, it's not a big deal.
Especially for people like Wencai who can never find a wife.
Uncle Four-Eyed came again, Zhang Xiaofan was surprised by the entry of Uncle Four-eyed, and he could only sigh that he was ashamed, and at night the next day, Qiusheng and Wencai made a big fuss, which made Uncle Four-Eyed's customers walk around.
was sitting and chatting with his master and uncle, Zhang Xiaofan laughed secretly in his heart, and went out as soon as possible, Wen Cai stumbled over, pointed to the morgue, and couldn't say a word.
"It must have been the fiery lamp that fell, and then the corpse qi in the zombie's body was unstable, shaking the corpse talisman to the ground." Uncle Four-Eyed is average, and the corpse talisman he wrote is also the lowest level of yellow paper, today is a full moon day, it is a good weather for zombies to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and the moon essence causes the corpse qi in the zombie's body to collide, and there are two living people next to him to join in the fun, so it's strange if there is no chaos.
After entering the morgue, Zhang Xiaofan pulled out the besieged Qiusheng as soon as possible.
Biting your finger, shouting, pointing out your finger, the zombie immediately stops moving.
The word 'ding' is easy to learn and difficult to master, and beginners can only fix chickens, ducks, fish, geese, these small animals with insufficient spirituality. Although Qiusheng and Wencai's skills have risen sharply now, they can only play with snakes, cats, etc., and the two of them can't stand the zombies.
Zhang Xiaofan relied on his own True Yuan cultivation of the Divine Realm, and after more than a year of cultivation, although Neidan had not yet been practiced, the five thunder righteousness in his hand had long been cultivated, and he used the five thunder righteousness to use the word 'Ding', and easily fixed the zombie in front of him.
The eight little zombies didn't have much to cultivate, and when the master and uncle came in, Zhang Xiaofan defeated the last two zombies, and they lived and finished successfully.
"Oh, little guy, your skills are good," Uncle Shi praised, picked up his customer, checked it, fortunately it was not damaged, re-lit the lamp, and then re-pasted the corpse charm.
Only then did he turn around and scold Qiusheng and Wencai a few times.
"Forget it, senior brother," the four-eyed senior uncle also scolded the two of them just now, and when he saw the senior brother, he also scolded the apprentice, and persuaded: "There is nothing to do left and right, I will leave today." ”
"Senior brother, won't you stay for two more days?" Uncle Nine said embarrassedly.
Four-Eyes shook his head, shook the bell, and left with his customers.