Chapter 12: Invincible Iron Crotch Gong
It's really apt.
But isn't it, the feet are kicked into the crotch of people's pants, isn't it the last thing?
When Zhou Dong practiced on the ground, the moves were not complicated, Wang Han would take a look. In fact, when martial arts learn from him, moves and everything are secondary, and the important thing is to play on the spot.
Before Wang Han and Zhou Tong were able to fight a draw, they were not fully exerted, the real two of them want to fight to the death, Wang Han may not be able to beat Zhou Dong, this competition is purely due to inertia, according to Zhou Dong's habit of fighting, did not succeed, but Zhou Tong made a strange move, beckoning to the root of his life.
After Zhou Tong finished playing a set, he asked Wang Han, "Do you understand?" ”
Wang Han replied: "I understand, if you encounter any opponents who can't compete head-on, you will use this ruthless move." ”
Zhou Tong shook his head, "If it's just like this, how can it be called invincible in the world?" After speaking, he took a step and instructed Wang Han, "You come and kick me." ”
Iron crotch work?
Wang Han instantly realized that Zhou Tong put on such a posture, he must have practiced iron crotch skills.
It is said that after practice, where is as hard as iron, there is no life in the whole body, so it is invincible.
Wang Han was stunned, but Zhou Tong urged, "Just come, don't worry." ”
Wang Han gritted his teeth, exerted six points of force, and kicked it with the instep of his foot.
Zhou Tong made a clicking sound, but his face did not change and his heart did not beat, but said to Wang Han: "The strength is not enough, be more vigorous." ”
Wang Han kicked again, using eight points of force, but Zhou Tong was still indifferent.
Wang Han was convinced and praised it: "Master's divine skills, invincible in the world." ”
Zhou Tong put away his posture and said: "This is an invincible iron crotch skill, and after practice, it is invincible." ”
Wang Hanxin panicked and asked, "How to practice?" ”
Zhou Tong replied: "This skill pays attention to a forbearance, if you want to practice, from tomorrow, don't use it in the morning, come in the evening, and have a special decoction to match, you can practice." ”
Still need a decoction? Wang Han was inevitably puzzled and asked: "Do you have to hit yourself with hard objects every day?" ”
Zhou Tong replied: "Probably." ”
Wang Han immediately shook his head, "If that's the case, I won't practice." ”
Zhou Tong was strange, with displeasure on his face, "Why?" ”
Wang Han hesitated, hesitated, and replied: "There is an old mother in the family, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest." ”
Zhou Tong said: "A man's husband, how can he be entangled in such a trivial matter? Practicing Iron Crotch Gong has nothing to do with you marrying a wife and having children. ”
Not related? If Wang Han is a local, he naturally does not suspect fraud, and Wang Han is from a thousand years later, how can he believe such remarks?
Don't mention anything else, let's just say that Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Shi Wengong, these three are all Zhou Dong's personal disciples, can the three of them have descendants?
Don't mention the offspring, let's talk about husband and wife life, Lu Junyi is a big family in Hebei, and the money in the family is more than 10,000, but he doesn't have a son and a half daughter until he dies, and only accepts Yan Qing as a god. Is there any descendant who doesn't mention it, just say that he is the master of a big family in Hebei, and he doesn't have a concubine?
Lu Junyi is so rich, he didn't marry a concubine?
This is thinking in Wang Han's thinking, there are no ghosts in it. What's even more strange is that Lu Junyi is dignified and mighty, and his wife actually had an affair with the housekeeper Li Gu?
If it weren't for Zhou Tong asking him to learn this iron crotch skill today, he wouldn't have thought of this stubble when he killed Wang Han, and the famous Hebei Jade Qilin Lu Junyi was probably a master who couldn't do anything.
This conjecture broke out, and Wang Han himself was startled, but if he really looked at it carefully, if it wasn't for the fact that he lost that function because of practicing iron crotch skills, how could he not marry a concubine? How can he allow his wife to have an affair with a housekeeper?
According to Wang Han's limited memory, the housekeeper and Lu Junyi's wife fornicated for not a day or two, this kind of thing between husband and wife, it is easy to hide it from outsiders, how can you hide it from your husband? Don't say that the concept of ancient people was originally feudal, let's just say that in later generations, if either husband and wife have something to do, the other party smells like a cat, and the dignified Lu Junyi doesn't know that his wife is fornicating with someone?
In the past, I only watched the Water Margin to see the excitement and the war, but now I have to think carefully about this matter.
Lu Junyi actually knows, but he can't do it himself, so he actually acquiesces in this matter, turns a blind eye, and doesn't know.
As for killing his wife with his own hands later, there is no way to expose the matter, and it is impossible not to kill him.
Don't talk about Lu Junyi, talk about Lin Chong, Lin Chong's wife is very beautiful, but she didn't give birth to a son and a half daughter to Lin Chong, and more strange things are behind. Lin Chong was assigned to serve in the army, and before leaving, he wrote a letter of resignation to his wife.
He actually wrote a letter of resignation?!
Seeing this paragraph before, Wang Han praised Lin Chong's broad-mindedness, thinking that he was a good man, and knew that he was suffering, so he let his wife live. But now that I think about it, there is a big secret in this.
Why did Lin Chong write a letter of resignation? is because he can't give his wife what she wants, but wants to drag his wife down, so it's better to have a letter of divorce, break off the relationship with her, and let her follow Gao Yanei, no matter what, she can live a normal married life.
The result is naturally a tragedy, Lin Niangzi has a fierce temperament and would rather die than give in.
Wang Han didn't dare to think about these things before, but when he suddenly encountered this today, he panicked instantly, no matter how good this iron crotch skill was, he didn't dare to learn, and when Zhou Dong said, he was not good at refutation, so he said: "It's okay, today's disciple is unwell, and he will come to study tomorrow." ”
Zhou Tong nodded and said, "It's okay, I only used three points of strength to fit the talent, just go back and rest for the night, and if you practice iron crotch skills in the future, you will never have such troubles." ”
Saying goodbye to Zhou Tong, Wang Han went home with his legs between his legs, lying on the bed and sighing, not knowing how to break this game.
Originally, the plan was to learn Zhou Dong's martial arts, rely on Zhou Dong's name, go to the forbidden army to find a way out, and also be in charge of two or three hundred people, business development, and slowly grow.
At the moment, he is stuck in Tie Crotch Gong, learn it, he may break the queen, and if he doesn't learn, he may make Zhou Tong unhappy, and he has to delay if he wants to use his name to find a way out in the army.
Besides, Zhou Tong is the master of Lu Junyi and Lin Chong, but during the New Year's holiday, Wang Han has never seen these two people appear, not to mention that no one has come, and no gifts have ever been sent.
This is very rare in ancient times when loyalty and filial piety came first, even Wang Han's family had a few cousins who walked around during the Chinese New Year, but the two personal disciples of Zhou Dong in the Imperial Boxing Gym had never seen the master, isn't this unusual?
They must have blamed the master for letting them learn the Iron Crotch Gong.
Yes, the Invincible Iron Crotch Gong must have an impact, otherwise it would not be possible to explain the mystery of Lu Junyi and Lin Chong.
Do you want to go yourself?
Annoyed when he thought about it, Wang Han lay on the bed and guessed, then Lu Junyi and Lin Chong must have suffered the same as themselves, they first quietly learned guns and sticks, fists and feet, and finally learned iron crotch skills, and only after learning were they announced by Zhou Dong that they were their own personal disciples.
By the time they find out that they can't do it or that they can't do it, it's too late.
Thinking of this, Wang Han shook his head, don't go, don't go, don't go again.
No matter what Zhou Tong's purpose was, maybe it was because he saw that the strong men of the Liao State were invincible in the Great Song Dynasty, or maybe it was the Dang Xiang Liema who was raging and plundering in the Great Song Dynasty and no one was stoppable, so he was ruthless to educate his invincible apprentices.
But this is not in line with Wang Han's starting point.
Zhou Tong only had the war between the Great Song Dynasty and the surrounding foreign clans in his eyes, while Wang Han was thinking about the sea of stars. Zhou Tong can be a martial saint all his life, but Wang Han shoulders the great task of promoting industrial development.
He can't be without a queen, otherwise who will pass on this head full of industrial knowledge?
Not only can he not be without a queen, but he also has more lives, fierce births, and fierce births.
The next day, Wang Han asked someone to help bring a message to Zhou Tong, saying that the family was busy with trivial matters these days, and the boxing gym was not going to the gym for the time being.
Wang Han didn't go to learn boxing, so he naturally had to plan for a way out, and Zhou Dong's path didn't work, so he would take another way.
Whose path is it to take?
After two years, Gao Yu has been promoted from Du Yu Hou to the commander of the palace, in charge of all the forbidden troops in Tokyo, and he is even more in front of the emperor, and has a very good relationship with the emperor, why not take Gao Yu's path again?
Thinking of Gao Yu Wang Han and patting his thigh again, Luan Tingyu had mentioned that if he was to worship him as a teacher, he could be recommended after completing his studies, and find a way in Gao Yu.
Here is the relationship between Luan Tingyu and Gao Yu, when Luan Tingyu was still learning archery with Sun Zhou, Gao Yu was only an entourage by King Duan's side. Duanwang Zhao Ji is good at playing football, and it doesn't feel beautiful to play with the people in the palace all day long, so he organized a team to play with the people in the Royal Boxing Gym.
That Gao Yu has good ball skills, and he likes to create opportunities for Zhao Ji to get started. Luan Tingyu fought against him on behalf of the boxing gym, so he naturally didn't give him face, and repeatedly cut off Gao Yu, so the two got to know each other.
It's just that I didn't expect that Zhao Ji would become the emperor, and Gao Yu would also follow suit and become a big official.
However, it was said that in August last year, Su Shi died of illness on the way back to Beijing, and the literati in Tokyo were in mourning. Waiting for Su Shi's coffin to return, Luan Tingyu also went to greet him, and met Gao Yu outside the city, Luan Tingyu was impressed by Su Shi's talent, and Gao Yu was the little scholar next to Su Shi, and the two naturally had an intimate conversation when they met.
To say that Gao Yu has made a career, it is really a blessing for Su Shi. Gao Yu followed Su Shi for eight years, and it was not until Su Shi was demoted that he was sent to the Horse Mansion and became the horse's personal companion. The horse is also good friends with Duanwang Zhao Ji, and both of them are calligraphy lovers. When Zhao Ji went to court, he borrowed the grate knife of the horse and casually praised it for being beautiful. Then the colt said that there was another handful, and he would send someone to bring it to you when he returned.
The horse asked Gao Yu to send something to King Duan, and happened to meet King Duan playing football, Gao Yu was also a good kicker, and couldn't help but itch, and King Duan kicked the ball, and kicked the ball with the bladder glue on the body, which made King Duan happy, so he asked for it from the side of the horse and became a personal follower.
It didn't take long for King Duan to become the emperor, and Gao Yu also followed the rising tide, first in front of the palace, went to Hebei to level the second thief, and when he came back, he was promoted to the commander of the palace and became a member of the second grade.
If you want to say that Gao Yu is a person, he is quite a smart person, and he will repay him if he has kindness, and he will repay him if he has revenge. In Tokyo, Gao Yu recognized Su Shi's good, the amnesty of Huizong, Su Shi was reinstated, speaking of which Gao Yu made a lot of efforts, and was waiting for Su Shi to return to Beijing to celebrate, but Su Shi died of illness on the way, so Gao Yu was sad, so he went to the city to meet the coffin.
Luan Tingyu and Gao Yu had an intimate conversation, I don't know what to say, Zhou Dong was unhappy when he came back, reprimanded Luan Tingyu, I don't know where to say it is not happy, within a few days, Luan Tingyu resigned from the position of a teacher in the Royal Boxing Gym and went north.
On the day Luan Tingyu left, Zhou Tong also said to Wang Han, "Good students study, and the position of the introductory teacher of the Royal Boxing Gym will be reserved for you in the future." ”
Wang Han didn't understand the doorway here, and he didn't understand why Zhou Tong drove Luan Tingyu away, but he just guessed that Zhou Tong might not like Su Shi.
Zhou Tong is a main battle faction and a staunch supporter of Wang Anshi, while Su Shi is a duplicitous.
When Wang Anshi was in power and advocated changing the law, he opposed Wang Anshi. Sima Guang came to power and advocated following the old system, and he opposed Sima Guang. That's why Su Shi was belittled again and again. From Wang Han's point of view, Su Shi is the real wisdom of the Great Song Dynasty, if he is in charge of the court, why is the Great Song Dynasty poor and weak?
It's a pity that the Sioux Scholar.
However, he said that Wang Han had been idle at home for two days, and he had just prepared the money to go to Gao Yu's door, but he had not yet gone out, but he saw Li Qingzhao visiting with a maid, which made Wang Han embarrassed.
In the past, he bragged to Li Qingzhao, saying that he would be able to gain fame in two years at most, or in March or May, but now two years have passed, he is still a white cloth, but Li Qingzhao has sent him silver every three or five months, and he has given five hundred taels around the past two years, and he has not seen a return, where is he embarrassed to see Li Qingzhao again?
Now that it was over, Wang Han beckoned Li Dacai to sit down, and opened the tea by herself, and the maid was fast-mouthed, "Uncle, don't be busy, hurry up and think of a way." ”
Wang Han was frightened and hurriedly asked, "What's the alarm?" ”
The maid wanted to say, Li Qingzhao raised her hand and asked the maid to play outside, she sat quietly by herself, waited for a long time, and said leisurely: "Father is urging marriage again, I won't marry again, I'm afraid he will drive me out with a stick." ”
Wang Han was dumbfounded, good guy, this is only eighteen, where is the hurry to marry?
At the moment, he said: "Eighteen years old, don't worry, right?" ”
Li Qing glanced at him, full of resentment, "I'm nineteen." ”
Only then did Wang Han remember that he was also sixteen.
Li Qingzhao became famous at the age of fifteen, and made two dreams at the age of sixteen, and became even more famous, and there was an endless stream of relatives, including many wealthy families, she found excuses to resign, and she has been pushing it for three years, just to wait for the marriage hand-picked by the Xuannu Niangniang.
In the past three years, the proposers have gone from an endless stream to the door, how much pressure has Li Dacai's daughter been under? Up to now, Li Gefei has grounded her, and he almost whipped her with a whip to force her to marry.
A girl who is not married at the age of nineteen, how does this make others laugh?
Wang Han is not an ancient, he can't understand the difficulties of the ancients, and now he is forced to the door by Li Qingzhao, and he is also in a hurry, so he turns around the house three times, clapping his hands together, and doing so.