Chapter 91: Changing the robe into a skirt is not inconsistent at all?
The group didn't know how long they had been walking, but they only knew that there had been five reincarnations at sunrise and sunset.
But in the past five days, except for a few little tigers and small poisonous snakes, they have not encountered any danger at all. This made Li Hong, who was full of bad water, very congested.
As they walked, everyone saw that the sky was getting dark, so they had to find a house to spend the night.
I didn't find the house, but I came across a temple. The name of the temple is Guanyin Temple, which is slightly generous, but only one Bodhisattva is enshrined, which is the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Thinking that they were all their own people, the golden cicada didn't shy away from it so much, so he knocked it out of the horse.
"Who?"
With a creak, the door of the temple opened, and an old monk with a kind face walked out calmly.
Jin Chanzi smiled slightly, and said: "Excuse me, the concubine is the Tang Dynasty Empress Jin Chanzi, and she went to the West Heaven to visit her old father." Passing by the treasure land, it was already dark, so I thought about coming to spend the night. ”
"Oh, Queen? Hurry up, please come in......" The old monk's cloudy eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed to welcome a few people into the temple.
After the tea was served, several people sat around the Zen courtyard.
The old monk picked up the Buddha beads in his hand, looked at the golden cicada with a smile and said, "The queen's trip is really full of wealthy demeanor. ”
Jin Chanzi was confused when he heard this, and asked, "What does this mean, Elder?" ”
"You see, I still take pets with me when I travel, and there are so many heads in the area, I'm afraid that only the Queen of the Tang Dynasty has this skill."
Only then did Jin Chanzi understand that the old monk was talking about Sun Wukong.
As soon as he talked about this, Jin Chanzi poured bitter water on the old monk and sighed: "Speaking of this, I almost regret it." With these guys, I can't take a plane or a train, so I can only rush to the west on foot, but I am sad. ”
The old monk's eyes were stunned, airplane? Train?
"Dare to ask the queen, what is that flying car? Why not let the queen ride? ”
Jin Chanzi smiled and explained, "I'm afraid the elder hasn't been out for a long time, and he doesn't even know about this flying car. ”
"Speaking of which, I haven't been out in some years." The old monk replied embarrassedly.
"This plane is a kind of magic weapon refined by Taishang, and it is all in and out of the Nine Heavens. Chang'an flew to the Western Regions, but it was only a few hours. The motor car is a long whip refined by Taishang, the whip body is slender, and thousands of people can sit on it. It's extremely fast, and it's not an exaggeration to travel thousands of miles a day. ”
"Taishang is really a god." The old monk was amazed.
After saying this, everyone began to chatter again.
The old monk took out a set of purple sand tea sets quite conspicuously, fiddled with the teacups, and said smugly: "You don't know, this set of tea sets is produced by Dameng Wanli, and the authentic purple sand tea set can be called priceless." Not long ago, an old friend of mine wanted to exchange Chang'an Baiping Villa for my tea set, but I politely refused. ”
"! What the hell is Da Meng Wanli? Li Hong was the first to notice that something was wrong.
This Nima is still in the Tang Dynasty, and Dameng Wanli came out?
The old monk touched his chin and asked suspiciously, "You don't know Da Meng Wanli?" That's our Datang's first-hand craftsman. Whatever it is, as long as it is engraved with his name, it is worth a fortune. ”
"Exactly." Jin Chanzi nodded, agreeing with the old monk's statement.
Li Hong breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that a certain later dynasty had messed in, but he didn't expect it to be just a craftsman's name.
Although the name is worth complaining about, as long as it doesn't get in randomly, it's fine.
"Local tyrants, ask for support!" When Tianpeng heard that this tea set could be exchanged for a set of 100-square-meter villas in Chang'an, he was immediately greedy.
The old monk showed off his wealth and said: "Gadgets and gadgets, but the queen saw a joke." The queen is a Tang Dynasty **, presumably there is no shortage of treasures in the Tang Dynasty, I don't know if I can open the eyes of the poor monks? ”
The golden cicada hurriedly waved his hand and denied: "I don't have any rare treasures, they are just ordinary objects." ”
"Queen, you're not kind, don't you have a chiffon waist dress in your luggage that His Majesty gave you." Sun Wukong exposed the self-humility of the golden cicada.
Everyone has seen that dress. Not to mention the extremely precious materials and fabrics, the many gems set on the hem of the dress alone are rare treasures.
"Oh, there's this baby? Queen, can you let the poor monk take a look? ”
Thinking that after all, it was a place to stay with others, and Jin Chanzi couldn't directly refute the old monk's face, so he had to nod and agree.
The bag was opened, and Sun Wukong took out the beautiful and bubbling dress of the golden cicada.
The old monk's eyes were glazed, and his eyes were full of pink bubbles.
Hey, the old man's girlish heart is bursting!
I have to say that the pink dress is really very reminiscent of my boyhood (girlhood).
"Can you let me touch it?" The old monk couldn't hide his excitement and asked in a trembling voice.
Sun Wukong looked at Jin Chanzi, and after Jin Chanzi nodded, he handed over the dress to the old monk.
After taking the skirt, the old monk's face was solemn, as solemn as taking over the position of the Buddha.
Fiddling with the chiffon skirt and listening to the tinkling sound of the collision of gems and diamonds, the old monk seemed to be stupid.
"He's going to!" 404 affirmed.
Li Hong nodded, this Nima can be seen by everyone. The question is, when is he masturbating?
Seeing that the hour was not early, Sun Wukong took the dress from the reluctant old monk and stuffed it back into the suitcase.
"The hour is not early, the elders should rest early." Jin Chanzi said goodbye and took a few people back to his room.
"He's coming to steal the dress!" In the wing, Li Hong said to a few people.
Sun Wukong smiled and did not deny it.
However, Jin Chanzi frowned and asked Li Hong, "No, I don't think that elder is that kind of person?" ”
"Knowing people, knowing faces, but not hearts!" Tian Peng said in a muffled voice.
Jin Chanzi smiled bitterly and said, "But then you won't come to steal the skirt, right?" I'm a woman's clothes, what's the use of him stealing it? ”
"Steal it and wear it!" Li Hong said naturally.
It wasn't until he saw Sun Wukong and the others looking at him with surprised eyes that Li Hong reacted and explained with a smile: "No, you listen to me, I don't like this thing......"
Sun Wukong pointed at Li Hong and said to Jin Chanzi: "Queen, do you have any extra clothes, give this brother a set." ”
"If you want to wear it, I'll buy you a set, but don't do anything stupid. After all, you represent my father's face. Jin Chanzi reminded.
Li Hong opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to explain it.
"The women's clothing boss who went to Nima, I don't like women's clothing!"
The little monster yawned, and 404 was silent, pretending not to hear Li Hong's words.
Anyway, it's not once or twice that this thing is nerve-wracking, and they're both used to it. If Li Hong really wore women's clothes, they wouldn't be surprised.
Sha Wujing, who has always been very low-key, asked out loud at this time: "Queen, if he really comes to steal the skirt, what should we do?" ”
"Together, we made him!" Sun Wukong said murderously.
"Yes!"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, but he didn't deny Sun Wukong's proposal. Because, she didn't know why, she was very disgusted with the name of this Guanyin Temple.
Moreover, I am inexplicably disgusted with the word Guanyin.