It's night, when the moon is hidden and the stars are sparse, and the sound of cicadas and insects is endless.

The wind was gusting, and at the door of the golden cicada's wing, a black shadow wandered sneakily.

Behind the doorpost, the old monk during the day struggled to hide behind the doorpost and shivered.

"The master led me into the empty door and gave me the Dharma name Mentally Handicapped, didn't he just want me to break all the demonic obstacles in my cultivation, but I ...... it."

The more he thought about it, the more guilty the old monk became.

"It's good that I haven't been discovered, but if I am discovered, how can I be worthy of the master."

"The entire Guanyin Temple will be disgraced because of me."

As soon as he thought of the revelation of his night theft of women's clothes, the old monk became more and more timid. For a while, he hesitated outside this wing.

"Look, that's the mentally handicapped master of Guanyin Temple, and the night thief women's clothing is famous in the Tang Dynasty!"

"Bodhisattvas are ashamed!"

"Buddhist scum!"

"I'm ......"

The angry scolding and ridicule that may come are like a hammer hitting the old monk's heart.

He wanted to give up, but when he thought of that beautiful and stunning dress, he was in a trance.

"Skirts? Reputation? Skirt? Reputation? ”

The hesitant old monk is in the midst of a war between heaven and man.

After a long time, after all, it was the desire for skirts that prevailed over the demanding requirements for Qingyu. The old monk finally made up his mind and stole this women's clothes!

"The Buddha said, I don't wear women's clothes, who wears women's clothes?" Whispering a Buddha name, the old monk lowered his head and approached the room where the golden cicada was.

The door is unlocked and opens with a push.

The old monk tiptoed into the chamber, and then looked at the bed with a weak heart. It wasn't until he was sure that the golden cicada had fallen asleep that he began to rummage through the dress.

Gently flipping the luggage carried by the golden cicada, the old monk's face turned pale.

"No?"

"Nor is that?"

The old monk who rummaged through several boxes in a row, still found nothing, and his face was extremely ugly.

Earlier, he clearly saw Sun Wukong put his skirt in the suitcase, but now he rummaged through it several times, but he still couldn't find it.

The distressed old monk turned his head and was about to leave quietly, when his eyes lit up instantly.

On the bed in the middle of the meditation room, the delicate body of the golden cicada loomed, but unfortunately the old monk didn't pay attention to it at all.

At present, all women are vain!

That's right, when he saw the hem of the skirt pressed against the corner of the quilt, his heart instantly became excited.

That is the supreme divine object he is looking for, the standard equipment at the pinnacle of life!

Quickly stepped forward, pinched the corner of the skirt, gently pulled it out from under the quilt, and then confirmed that it was the previous skirt, and his face was happy.

While the golden cicada was not alarmed by him, he crept out of the chamber as he came.

As for the looming and extremely tempting figure of the golden cicada, it did not leave the slightest impression on him at all.

Women's clothing is the highest mystery, and women are all floating clouds!

The old monk who got the skirt secretly returned to his meditation room, and then locked the door tightly.

In the corner where he couldn't see, Sun Wukong, Li Hong and others, with their hands on their chests, watched the old monk perform in women's clothing.

"By the way, your previous incarnation was really amazing, I almost thought it was the queen herself." Li Hong praised Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong touched the back of his head and smiled: "Then guess what, what changed this dress?" ”

"What else could it be, isn't it just your two monkey hairs?" Tian Peng said angrily.

Sun Wukong smiled slightly, noncommittal to the statement of Tiancang.

……

On the other side, the old monk who returned to his meditation room obviously relaxed his vigilance.

He quietly lit the candle, and by the flickering light of the candle, he put on the dress holy, solemnly.

It wasn't until every fold of the skirt was smoothed out that the old monk looked at himself in a daze who was not as beautiful as a man in the world in the bronze mirror.

"What's he going to do next?" Canopy asked in a muffled voice.

"Jerking!" Sun Wukong and Li Hong said in unison.

After speaking, the two glanced at each other, and they both snickered.

It's all women's clothes, how can you do it if you don't masturbate?

Sure enough, as the two expected.

The old monk standing in front of the bronze mirror soon began the sacrosanct cause of jerking off. It wasn't until his body shook and he became bored in the bronze mirror that he entered the state of a sage.

"Spicy eyes!" Li Hong couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong sighed for some reason, quite sentimental.

"Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you? Stimulated by the length of the old monk? Li Hong asked curiously.

"What do I want this iron rod for?"

"What if I have that length?"

Sun Wukong said sadly and angrily: "A thousand years of loneliness, who can understand me? ”

“……”

"What is he spurring on?" Li Hong pointed to the crazy Monkey King and asked Tianpeng.

Tianpeng said disdainfully: "What else can there be, others dislike his background, so he is still single." There was a hundred steel guns in the air, but it hadn't been fired for a thousand years. If it were me, I would have deleted the number a long time ago and stopped playing. ”

"Uh...... What, isn't Brother Monkey's background very good? Why are you disliked? ”

Li Hong is very puzzled, Sun Wukong's background can be said to be a perfect start! Born to raise it, it is still a Lingming stone monkey. How could this kind of guy be reduced to the point where he has not made a sound for thousands of years?

"Are you stupid? Where did the monkeys come from? Can the girl not worry! ”

"Jumping out of the rock! What's ...... Wait, in the stones...... In the stones? Li Hong was stunned, and seemed to understand why Sun Wukong had not fired a shot for thousands of years.

Jumping out of the rocks! The ghost knows if that gun will pick up on other girls, it's necessary to worry about this!

"Tianpeng, shut up for me!" Sun Wukong roared angrily, his eyes were red.

Obviously, the words of the canopy stabbed this sensitive monkey.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it!" Canopy hurriedly surrendered.

There's no way, if you really mess with the monkey, you're going to turn your face.

After watching the whole process of the old monk stealing women's clothes, no one wants to watch the rest.

Because, just when a few people were arguing, the old monk had already loaded the sage state three times, which can be called a humanoid self-propelled cannon, a Gatling who can spray water!

Back in the wing, the queen Jin Chanzi, who had been hidden before, also walked out, frowned and said, "I didn't expect to really come to steal the skirt, what can I do?" ”

"Hehe, don't worry, just watch the show tomorrow!" Sun Wukong snickered.

Tianpeng asked in a muffled voice, "Hey monkey, did you do anything with that skirt?" ”

Li Hong also looked at Sun Wukong and wanted to know the answer.

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "Of course, tomorrow you will know what I do." ”

If the monkey doesn't say it, it's not easy for the people to force him to say it.

For tomorrow, everyone is looking forward to it inexplicably. This guy is a monkey, who has always been yin and unblinking, and his stomach is full of bad water. He personally added material to the skirt, and I believe it will be wonderful at that time!

"The monkey is so bad, why should I stumble on him, should he be too?" Li Hong thought secretly.