Chapter 013: Taking Without Asking is Stealing

It took a few hours, Xiao Mo finally got the magic machine done, and he also got a way to earn spirit stones, and he was in a good mood.

He thought about it, took out three spirit stones, found a hole in the concrete floor under his parents' bed, stuffed it in, and then dug up some dirt and stuffed the hole tightly.

This spirit stone is so magical, it can improve people's physique, let parents get closer, and the body will definitely get better and better. If there are a lot of spirit stones in the future, he must spread the spirit stones at the bottom of the bed to make a spirit stone bed, and his parents will be nourished by spiritual power every day, and they will definitely live a long life.

Then, he took out another spirit stone, found a hole under his sister's bed, and stuffed it in. Now that he is short of money, he doesn't dare to bury too much, and more importantly, he is afraid that his spiritual power is too strong, so that others will see that it is strange. Now, he doesn't have any skills, and if he is targeted by bad guys, he has no power to resist, so it's better to be careful.

After burying the four spirit stones, although Xiao Mo's home is still the most dilapidated house in the slums, and even the toilet and kitchen are still shantytowns made of asbestos tiles, oil, paper cloth, etc., it has a trace of otherworldliness. The slightest aura lingers, as if all the smoke and earth smell has been removed, making this place seem real and illusory, as if you are in a painting.

Xiao Mo's parents and sister He Yi came back, and they all noticed that the house was different, but they searched carefully, but they couldn't see any changes.

Xiao Mo was secretly happy in his heart, but he didn't say anything.

The next day, Monday, Xiao Mo returned to school. During the recess, Tan Lili suddenly came to him mysteriously and said, "You went to my house yesterday?" ”

Xiao Mo was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what was going on, of course he just told the other party what was going on: "Go to your house?" Do what? Is it possible, you say? Did you have any news from your house yesterday? It's a pity that I don't like to join in the fun! ”

"You really didn't go? Just say oh, I won't mind! Tan Lili stared at Xiao Mo's eyes with a scrutinizing gaze.

"You don't mind, I do!" Xiao Mo was slandered in his heart, but his face was silent, he pretended to be weird and said, "What? Could it be that you did something unseemly yesterday and were discovered? I'm sorry, be careful when the ghost knocks on the door! ”

"You!" Tan Lili immediately remembered the strange things yesterday, her face turned pale, she could be sure that it was Xiao Mo's voice, but she also confirmed that Xiao Mu was not near her home. After thinking about it, she felt that there were only two possibilities, one was that she had met a ghost, and the other was that she liked this Xiao Mo more and more, so that she was overly lovesick and hallucinated.

But in the past month, because Xiao Mu has been mischievous, she has long been disgusted with him, especially Xiao Mo's stinky fart, which makes her lose her appetite when she sees the other party, how can she like it. It seems that the possibility of hallucinations caused by excessive lovesickness is gone, so there is only one other possibility: I have met a ghost!

When Xiao Mo saw Tan Lili's face, he snickered in his heart, he tore off a piece of scratch paper, drew a skull, and made a fork. It's just that he didn't learn to draw, so he really didn't draw well.

He handed the scratch paper to Tan Lili and said mysteriously: "This is a talisman to exorcise ghosts!" You know the place in my house, and there are a lot of ghosts, so I've learned to draw this thing. It works, you try! Just stick this talisman on the head of your bed, and you'll never encounter any ghosts again! ”

Tan Lili took the paper with a suspicious face, and Xiao Mo said solemnly: "You have to put it away, do what I say, and promise to be fine!" If you encounter this kind of thing again, count me as admitting defeat, and I will pay you a hundred yuan. But if you don't believe me, the next time you encounter a ghost, don't say I didn't help! ”

"Humph! If it's useless, I won't spare you! Although Tan Lili said it easily, the paper hand was very solemn, which showed that she still believed in Xiao Mo. She knew the meaning of a hundred yuan to Xiao Mo, and besides, she didn't sleep well all night because of the incident last night, so she could only go to the doctor in a hurry.

Although Xiao Mo was already laughing in his heart, his stomach hurt, but he still pretended to be serious.

Between classes, Xiao Mo ran to the toilet again, took out the magic machine, saw how the income of yesterday's works was, and completed today's tasks by the way, so as to get a month's "full attendance award".

Xiao Mo's mind beat fast on the god machine, and the words appeared when the thought flashed, and the speed of typing was several times faster than that of the fastest typist on the earth.

Zhu Weihao, a veteran of Feimomen, has a flying sword with refrigeration powers, and his speed is extraordinary. When he had free time, he would use the flying sword to carry people to various nearby immortal cultivation cities or markets to earn spirit stones. Although only two spirit stones are collected at a time, because of the extremely fast speed of the flying sword, you can also gain a lot.

On this day, a loose cultivator flew from the flying sword. The scattered cultivator threw a spirit stone into the box where Lao Zhu put the spirit stone, and walked behind the flying sword, trying to find a place to sit down.

Lao Zhu hurriedly said: "Two pieces!" ”

The scattered cultivator was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Well, it's very cool!" ”

Lao Zhu said again: "Cast two pieces!" ”

The scattered cultivator was stunned again, and then understood: "Well, not only is the head very cool, but the whole body is quite cool!" ”

Lao Zhu's face was already red: "Invest two dollars!" ”

The scattered cultivator was stunned for a while before he said, "Yes, not only is the front cool, but the back is also cool!" ”

Xiao Mo divided five by two, and completed today's task.

It's just that to his disappointment, his income is really not good. A day passed, and there were only two people, to be exact, two Taoist friends who watched his works, and as for the reward, there was no one.

What made him feel relieved was that under a joke, a person left a message: "Daoyou writes well, and he will come back often in the future!" ”

Xiao Mo was a little unconvinced in his heart, he thought that the quality of his jokes was good, how could he not even earn a spirit stone. He was a little unwilling to delve into this "Maitreya has a Buddha", and found that its content was quite rich, with "Twelve Hours Hot List", "Click List", "Recommendation List", "Reward List" and "Newcomer List", which can be described as dazzling.

Xiao Mo clicked into the "Newcomer List", Hua Lingshi saw two jokes, but found that it was really not good. These cultivations may all reach the heavens, and no one on the earth can compare with them. But when it comes to the level of jokes, it is far from being the opponent of the earthlings.

Looking at the comments under these two jokes, they are all talking about how the joke is new, how it has depth, and how it is written smoothly.

"Could it be that this 'Maitreya has a Buddha' and also has data?" Xiao Mo was surprised.

He took a closer look and found that there were traces of brushing! It seems that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are people, there are these flies and dogs.

Xiao Mo clicked into the "Twelve Hours Hot List" again, and spent a spirit stone to click on the first work on the best-selling list.

"Reward! Not really! Is there any reason for this? This is the fairy world?! Xiao Mo jumped like thunder, smoke, and forgot to put on his pants, so he jumped up from the pit. If it weren't for the magic machine stuck to his hand, he was afraid that he would have fallen into the pit long ago.