Chapter 012: Becoming a Writer
But as soon as his mind moved, he stopped again, "This is something that the gods use, maybe there is something different, let's take a look, anyway, I spent ten spirit stones, and I don't care about spending more of this one!" ”
Thinking like this, Xiao Mo clicked in, "whoosh", jumped out of a paragraph, startled him, took a closer look, and immediately scolded his mother again, almost dropping the magic machine in his hand.
What bullshit "happy cultivation, happy cultivation", what bullshit "forgetting the many troubles on the road of cultivation", this is obviously a joke!
"Little Monk Xiao Ming's cultivation is very slow. He always looked forward to meeting a beautiful and high-level female cultivator who would double cultivate with him. One day, when a monk from the Yudan realm passed by and heard about this, he came to him and asked him, 'Do you want to play adult games?' When Xiao Ming heard this, he said excitedly: "Yes! Of course I do! Then Brother Jiedan turned him into an adult! Xiao Ming wanted to cry without tears. ”
Xiao Mo was annoyed in his heart, and just wanted to quit, but he caught a glimpse of a button in the lower right corner, and immediately stopped his mind. That button only has four words: "Become a Writer".
"Writers? Writers who write jokes? Can you also be called a writer when you write jokes? This fairy world is really interesting. But...... Since he is a writer, he must be paid, and this reward ...... It must be a spirit stone! Thinking of this, Xiao Mo immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his mind clicked it in without hesitation.
But the next scene made his expression very strange, but he was very surprised. This scene is so familiar, there is a boy in the class named Li Yongxin, who writes novels on the Internet in his spare time, and it is said that he can earn hundreds of yuan a month. For this reason, many students have followed suit, and Xiao Mo is one of them.
It's just that he doesn't have a computer at home, not even a smartphone, so he has to hate it. Despite this, he also went to Internet cafes and learned a lot of information, which is found on every fiction website. It's just that like that joke, the background of these contents has changed into the words used in the immortal cultivation world. Just like this one:
"Maitreya Buddha Writers Welfare Plan in the Year of the Stars: (1) New full-attendance system: insist on publishing ten works of Maitreya Buddha every day, and you can get ten rewards of lower grade spirit stones every month."
"Full attendance award!" Xiao Mo felt a little funny, but he was immediately attracted by the spirit stone reward behind.
"Ten low-grade spirit stones!" Xiao Mo licked his lips involuntarily, he didn't read too much of the joke just now, "Story Club", "Reader" and even any magazine, there are a few pages of content, and it is written as a joke. And there are countless on the Internet, as long as Baidu is a little bit, how many are needed.
"That's it! Finally found it! Xiao Mo was excited, in the context of a virtual network, ten jokes a day was simply a piece of cake, as long as he changed the background of those jokes and changed them, ten spirit stones could easily fall into the bag.
"Haha! Cultivating immortals is hopeful, cultivating immortals is expected! Xiao Mo laughed proudly, he didn't expect that he really found a way to earn spirit stones, not only is it not a problem to repay the loan, but he can also open more magic functions in the future!
Collecting his mood, he continued to read again.
"(2) Increase in subscription sharing: 20% of the spirit stones obtained by each Taoist friend reading the work will be directly rewarded to the writer personally."
"Reward, it's only two percent!" Xiao Mo couldn't help complaining, this ratio is really black enough, and it seems that the novel website is fifty percent. That is to say, ten people read a joke written by themselves, and they could only get two spirit stones, but the other eight were swallowed by the people behind the scenes of this "Sumeru Buddha".
It's just that for me now, earning one out of ten spirit stones is already very good, no matter how small the mosquito's legs are, they are not meat.
"(3) Increase in reward sharing: If a Taoist friend rewards a work, the writer will personally receive 20% of the reward spirit stone."
"There's even a tipping function!" Xiao Mo retreated to the page of the joke just now, and sure enough, he found that there was an icon of a spirit stone underneath, and after clicking on it, he found that it was indeed used for rewarding.
"(4) Annual reward list: Evaluate writers from various aspects such as popularity and income, and reward the top ten on the list, the first place will be rewarded with 10,000 spirit stones, and the second place will be rewarded with 9,000 ......"
"Ten thousand!" Xiao Mo's eyes lit up, although he may not be able to win the first place, but with the backing of Du Niang, the top ten can be thought of! Wouldn't that mean that there is a reward of at least a thousand spirit stones!
"Haha, God help me! This Maitreya has a Buddha, and it's really good! My path to becoming an immortal in the future depends on you! Xiao Mo laughed heartily! With "Maitreya has a Buddha", there will be spirit stones, pills, treasures, and even fairies.
Xiao Mo, who was greatly confident, said to do it, and began to fill in step by step according to the prompts in the text on the screen.
"Writer's honorific number", Xiao Mo thought about it and filled in: Xiao Mo Daoyou.
"Writer Yuzhao", forget it, Xiao Mo doesn't like to be high-profile, and besides, he is just a mortal, and he can't be high-profile if he wants to.
"Writer's address", this can't fill in the earth, right? If you offend any of the immortals, people will kill them on the earth to find themselves, but they have no power to resist. Xiao Mo thought for a moment and filled in a word: Ancient Earth Star!
"Writer cultivation", Xiao Mo wanted to fill in the word "none", but he felt that this was too unambitious, so he changed the word: Great God - N years later.
"Writer's age", this can't be said to be just a sixteen-year-old kid, this is not in line with the identity of a "writer", he thought about it, and decided not to fill in the specific age, so he wrote: Young and promising.
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After some hard work, Xiao Mo finally became a writer of "Maitreya has a Buddha". Then, he found a few copies of "Story Club" and began to compile "works".
Not long after, Xiao Mo Daoyou's first work came out: the master took a group of young disciples to the mountain to pick fruits, and he announced: "Disciples, after picking fruits, we will wash them together, and then eat them together after washing."
All the little disciples ran to pick fruits. It's time to meet. The master asked, "Xiaohua, what did you pick?" Xiaohua replied, "I'm washing apples, and I've picked apples." ”
Master: "What about you, Ah Ming?" Ah Ming replied: "I am washing cloth shoes" The master felt very strange: "What is there to wash cloth shoes, could it be that you have picked cloth shoes?" ”
Amin replied, "Master Hui, I didn't pick cloth shoes, but I stepped on feces." ”
Not long after, Xiao Mo Daoyou's second work came out again:
One day, the master was splashing saliva on the stage, and then he taught the disciples the Tao of Physics. Suddenly, he rushed to the female disciple in the back row and confiscated a comic book that he was holding in his physical Dao book on the spot.
The disciples were all stunned, and they praised the master's profound skills, and at a casual glance, they penetrated the physical Dao book that could block divine thoughts. Who knew that the master smiled slightly: "Why use divine thoughts, even the old man himself wants to cry when he looks at the physics Taoist book, but she actually laughs while watching it!" ”
Next, the third and fourth works, Xiao Mo became more and more comfortable, and the ten works were completed in just over half an hour.