Chapter 1: I'm a ghost
My name is Xiao Er, and I am a relatively handsome man...... On this sunny day, I came out to breathe.
I was almost completely armed: a pair of black sunglasses, a black mask that almost covered half of my face, a black suit, a pair of black leather gloves, a pair of black leather shoes, and a parasol in my hand......
It's not because I'm an underworld, it's because I'm a ghost and can't see the sun.
Speaking of ghosts, don't imagine how scary I am, in fact, I am still very kind in my heart. We ghosts are also like people, there are good and evil, tall and short, fat and thin, beautiful and ugly......
As a ghost, I also have the condition to survive in the yang world, that is, to absorb a certain amount of yin and yang energy. People need a balance of yin and yang, and the same is true for us ghosts, but we need more yin energy.
Our ghosts usually don't have a good face, but it's normal. Because the complexion on the face is good, it is generally more ruddy and bloody.
And we ghosts actually have blood, but it is still different from human blood, so the face is normally very pale.
If a female ghost is dressed like a living person and can't see anything abnormal at all, it must have been smeared with a lot of rouge and gouache, or a lot of cosmetics have been used.
The body temperature of our ghosts is constant, but it is always cold, which can help humans relieve the heat in summer......
We don't have to rub to walk, we can float in the air. But in order to be human, we still have to keep our feet on the ground, slow down, and pretend to walk.
We ghosts are harder to kill than humans and other creatures, but once we are killed, the result is more miserable, we may be wiped out, or we may be locked up in a place called the Netherworld. In the Netherworld, you can only observe the things of the world through the eyes of Daredevil eyes.
Without further ado, in short, we ghosts are not invincible. Of course, nothing seems to be invincible.
I was walking on the road and was still on the right side of the road, but I was still hit by a car......
Although I was a ghost, helplessly, I was unresponsive, so I was hit. But my physical fitness is still very good, after all, as a ghost, you can't hang up just because you have a small car accident.
I was knocked into the air, but I didn't actually get hurt, so I immediately got up and put up my parasol.
Although the car didn't hurt me, the sun just now made my hair all burned, and my skin burned......
"He's meowing!" I scolded indignantly. The burns on my body made me angry.
I turned around and saw a luxury car stopped, the same one that had hit me. The car turned out to be a Rolls-Royce......
I saw this a little incredible, as soon as I went out, I came across this kind of top-notch luxury car. "When did Rolls-Royce become so worthless?" I thought to myself.
At this time, an old man came out of the car, dressed in an expensive suit, a pair of black sunglasses. The old man took off his sunglasses and kept looking at me.
"How could you be all right, young man?" The old man asked incredulously.
"He's meowing, and I feel like I'm going to be killed......" I couldn't help but think. The old man's words made me a little unhappy, but I still endured it. "Who made me so handsome and open-minded......" I comforted myself in my heart, and I began to narcissize again......
"I don't mean anything else, I'm just a little curious about your physical fitness, young man." The old man explained.
"What's there to be curious about? Haven't you seen a ghost before? I thought to myself. I can't say I'm a ghost, though, or I'll be in danger. So I said, "I'm born to be strong, I can walk like a flyer, and I have a strong ability, so it's okay." ”
After the old man listened to my nonsense, his sunglasses almost didn't fall to the ground. He helped his sunglasses, took out another bank card and handed it to me, and said to me, "This is the compensation for your medical expenses."
"How can I ask for this money? I wasn't hurt and couldn't accept the money. I rightly refused.
The old man suddenly looked at me twice, thought for a while, and said to me again, "Are you willing to be my bodyguard?" ”
I looked at his car, which was empty, and looked around again, but I didn't see any bodyguards or subordinates, so I became suspicious.
"Dare to ask the old gentleman, why didn't he hire a bodyguard before? I think you're a wealthy person, so you should have security in place beforehand. I asked, skeptically.
"Hahahaha......" the old man suddenly laughed. After a pause, he said: I hired a lot of bodyguards before, but they all died, they are too weak. ”
My heart jumped, I wiped my cold sweat and asked, "Is this job so dangerous?" Why are they all dead?"
"Because I provoked many people, and they hired killers, and I will not stop until I am killed. I still have a lot of money, so I hired a lot of bodyguards, but they were all easily solved. I was in such a hurry to drive just now, and I was also going to find a new bodyguard. The old man gave a general introduction to the ins and outs.
I nodded, thinking, "If it's a human, no matter how strong the killer is, I can easily solve it." But if the enemy still sends a ghost hunting master or something, then my life is in danger......" So, after thinking about it again, I still refused the old man's request.
The old man shook the bank card on his mobile phone again and said, "There is one million here, as long as you can keep me safe, I will give you more money." ”
I shook my head, thinking to myself, "I'm a ghost, what do I want money for?" I don't have to eat or drink Lazar's......"
"I don't need money." I put on a very high look, but I don't really need money.
The old man frowned, as if it was the first time he had encountered such a strange thing as me. "I can help you find beautiful women." The old man said to me again.
"I'm a virgin.,The first time I want to give it to the girl I like.,I should say every time...... How could I be so casual? "I gave myself another boost in my heart, I just didn't agree.
The old man was also very helpless, but he seemed to rarely encounter a ghost, so he insisted that I be his bodyguard.
"I'm good friends with the director of the provincial public security department, and I can make you the chief of the police department." The old man said again.
"No, no, money, power, beauty, the temptation for me is not particularly great." I shook my head and said.
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