Chapter 2: The Mysterious Old Man
Although this mysterious old man was going to send me a lot of things that ordinary people would care about, I was not interested in them. It's not that I'm so high, it's just that I don't really need that.
This old man looked very unhappy, maybe he existed like me, he rarely met before. However, I'm actually very ordinary, but after all, I'm a ghost and not a human, and I can't talk to people in the same way.
This mysterious old man actually sweated in this relatively cool weather......
"It seems that this is a cold sweat......" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Could it be that someone is chasing him now?" ”
"Old man, I can keep you safe for a while, but I don't want to be your bodyguard, because it's too dangerous." I looked at the mysterious old man and said with a serious face.
The mysterious old man also seemed to have nothing to do, so he nodded helplessly, shook his head again, and motioned for me to let me get in the car. I'm not welcome, and I got into the car in an instant.
The old man looked at my speed and nodded, as if he recognized my strength. But in fact, I'm an ordinary ghost, and in the ghost, I can't be ordinary anymore, but compared to ordinary people, I'm still very strong.
The old man sat in the driver's seat, we closed the door, and the car flew out.
"It's a luxury car among luxury cars, with such a big initial velocity...... And the configuration in the car is also good, nothing to say. I muttered quietly.
However, even though I spoke as quietly as the sound of a mosquito flying, the mysterious old man could hear it clearly...... Because he replied to me: "No matter how great the initial velocity is, it can't compare to the ghost's teleportation ability......"
It's kind of weird, because he doesn't seem to see that I'm a ghost, but he knows that there are, and his hearing is amazingly good. But he really didn't see who I really was? Or acting?
At this time, the sound of gunshots suddenly rang out, ......and I saw several bullets quickly grazing the windows and doors of the car, but there was not much damage to the car. The rear window had been shot, but no shards of glass had been blown up.
It seems that this is bulletproof glass, this mysterious old man is quite thoughtful, it will be safer, no wonder his previous bodyguards are dead, but he himself has nothing.
I looked through the rear window and saw an SUV chasing us. There were also men in black armed with submachine guns, strafing our car.
"Isn't it? I also obeyed, China has very high restrictions on firearms, and if you have a pistol, you have a very good means, and there are even submachine guns...... When is this a movie? I complained weakly in my heart.
At this time, the mysterious old man began to speed up the car again, but this is not a highway, this is an urban area, and if it goes on like this, something big will happen.
So I began to remind the mysterious old man: "Grandpa, it is very dangerous for you to do this, you didn't see your car knocking down the roadside stalls." ”
The mysterious old man almost didn't laugh, but this was a critical moment to escape, and it was better to be serious, so he just said lightly: "Actually, I'm only over three hundred years old, do you call me grandpa?" ”
"Poof...... "Hearing this, I almost didn't vomit blood, and I said that I was more than 300 years old, isn't it old?"
Still, huh? He is over 300 years old, which doesn't seem like the age of a human being...... I couldn't help but take a closer look at him again.
At this time, I realized that he also seemed to be a ghost......
The mysterious old man saw that I had been staring at him, so he turned his face slightly to the side, as if he knew what I was thinking, and said to me, "I am a human, not a ghost. ”
I couldn't figure it out again, how did he know what I was thinking? Could it be that he has the ability to read minds?
However, this time the mysterious old man did not answer me. He muttered again: "I am a human being, but not an ordinary person, in addition to my attainments in martial arts, I am also accomplished in all aspects of trying to break through the limits of the human body......"
I think the mysterious old man is even more mysterious......
And now the off-road behind is being thrown farther and farther, after all, this car is a Rolls-Royce. Although there is a speed limit in the city, this mysterious old man almost doesn't care about anything, so he just cares about running for his life, so he keeps increasing the horsepower, and it is strange that the off-road vehicle can catch up.
In fact, in TV series or movies, when I see this kind of similar plot, I can't help but complain: "What are you doing with a body?" Wouldn't it be enough to aim directly at the tires? ”
However, it may be that the tires are not easy to aim. But if you pop the tires directly, won't the people in the car escape?
I'm not afraid of the enemies who chase us, after all, I'm a ghost, and ordinary people can't help me. But I'm afraid of ghost hunters like Taoist priests, or stronger ghosts. So, as an ordinary ghost, there are still a lot of threats.
The mysterious old man suddenly asked me another question: "Are you a virgin?" ”
I'm a little embarrassed...... Isn't this to expose my wounds? Besides, it's not my business alone, isn't there no beautiful woman who takes a fancy to me?
The old man saw that I was silent, so he continued: "Actually, when dealing with ghosts, virgin boy urine and yang blood have a certain effect, and dealing with people, they are all virgins before and after death, and their urine and blood are also very lethal to people.
"Oh, I see, is that why you want me to work with you? But I'm just an ordinary ghost, why don't you find another ghost to cooperate? I asked, puzzled.
The mysterious old man shook his head and said to me, "Whether it is a human or a ghost, no one is particularly strong from the beginning. It takes continuous learning and continuous efforts to make yourself gradually stronger. ”
I love to hear this, because I am so ordinary as a human being and a ghost, in fact, I also dreamed of being a hero of the world, but unfortunately I died young...... It's all tears......
The mysterious old man drove the car to the suburbs and said to me, "Let's cooperate, you deal with people, I deal with ghosts, how about it?" ”
"But I'm just an ordinary ghost, I can't deal with a ghost hunter like a Taoist priest." Still not confident enough, I retorted.
"Water can extinguish fire, and fire can dry water, especially when there is external interference like oil, water can't extinguish the fire. You ghosts are like this fire, and the master ghost catcher is like water. "The mysterious old man will come up with a big truth, which makes my blood boil when I listen to it, I really want to cooperate with him, and then break out of the world......
"Remember, I'm not an ordinary person, and you won't always be an ordinary ghost, I'll help you......" The mysterious old man said earnestly.
After hearing these words, I finally made up my mind......