Chapter 1: The Magical Middle Finger
In November, it was rainy and rainy.
Hong Yi stood on the balcony, looking at his loquat orchard, his brows squeezed into the word "Sichuan".
Two years ago, Hong Yi's parents encountered a mudslide when they pulled loquat into the city, and the rescue was ineffective, and they died, leaving Hong Yi with 50 acres of loquat orchards.
His parents died suddenly, Hong Yi felt that the sky had fallen, but there is no hurdle in life that cannot be passed, time can erase all scars, two years have passed, Hong Yi finally regained his strength.
Earlier this year, Hong Yi used all his savings to ask someone to sort out the loquat garden that had been abandoned for more than a year, and was looking forward to a good harvest next year, but who knew that when it was flowering, it encountered this ghost weather, frost and continuous rain, even Hong Yi, who had seven tricks for loquat planting, also knew that the harvest next year would be miserable.
"Next year, I can only eat soil."
Selling the loquat garden, Hong Yi never thought that this loquat garden was the work of his parents all his life, and he would not sell the loquat garden even if he starved to death.
"Thief God, you're going to kill them all!"
The dazzling light flashed, making Hong Yi's vision white, and the rumbling sound exploded in his ears, shaking his soul ~ trembling, Hong Yi involuntarily retreated, and the last fart~ sat on the ground, and the back of his head slammed on the door frame.
It was a long time before Hong Yi regained his sight and hearing, reached out and touched the back of his head, which was wet and bleeding.
"Thunder in November! I'm a thief, you kind of kill me! Hong Yi raised the middle finger of his blood-stained right hand at the sky.
A huge bolt of lightning pierced the sky and struck Hong Yi's middle finger.
"Are you really split?" These were Hong Yi's last thoughts.
After the lightning, the dark clouds seemed to release all their energy, and as soon as the wind blew, they dissipated.
The stingy month of the sun finally shines brightly, shining on everything, the loquat flowers release their fragrance in the sunlight, and the buzzing bees begin to toil on the flowers.
Hong Yi on the balcony disappeared.
……
Hong Yi had a dream in which he was struck by lightning and then crossed, but unfortunately, the location after he crossed was not quite right.
A primitive tribe!
It goes without saying what a group of hungry primitive people with green eyes will do to the two-legged sheep that fall into their tribe, Hong Yi is like a lamb, looking at the giant with a knife and fork outside the cauldron in horror.
Under the cauldron, the flames burned.
"It's hot! It's hot! Hong Yi shouted.
However, the louder Hong Yi screamed, the more excited the primitive man became, and the knives and forks collided, ready to eat.
Boom!
The picture in front of him was shattered like a mirror, and Hong Yi suddenly opened his eyes.
"It's hot."
Hong Yi subconsciously lifted the quilt on his body, but he soon found that something was wrong, what was covering him was not a quilt, but the fur of an unknown beast, this fur was soft and snow-white, and with a faint fragrance, even if Hong Yi didn't understand fur, but he could be sure that this fur was worth a lot.
"No, it won't!"
After seeing the fur stunned for a few seconds, Hong Yi thought of that dream, and stiffly turned his neck to look at the environment he was in, and what came into his eyes affirmed his inner thoughts.
Hong Yi is in a cave, there are obvious traces of artificial excavation on the stone wall of the cave, there is a stone bed under him, and there are stone bowls, stone axes, stone pots, etc. not far away, and there is a fire burning in the middle of the stone cave.
The animal skin blocking the entrance of the cave was lifted, and a small head with messy hair but a delicate face poked in, and when he saw Hong Yi sitting on the bed, he screamed: "God is awake, God is awake!" ”
Hong Yi covered his ears in pain, he never thought that the little girl's voice could be so loud, not much worse than the rolling thunder before.
Soon, the cave where Hong Yi was was filled up, these people were prostrate on the ground, not daring to look at Hong Yi, from the gap exposed by the animal skin at the entrance of the cave, Hong Yi could still see many people kneeling outside this stone cave.
So many people gathered here, but there was no sound at all.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on?" Hong Yi scratched his scalp, and immediately it snowed heavily.
When he first saw this group of primitive people, he was still very scared, but looking at the current situation, he couldn't tell who was afraid of whom.
“…… Flood ...... Legend ......"
"God ......"
"Harnessing the Thunder ......"
"Save the ...... World"
……
The primitive people in the stone cave explained that each of them was like a bell, and so many sounds were mixed together that some gravel fell on the roof of the cave.
"Stop...... Stop ......"
Before he was stunned, Hong Yi hurriedly shouted, and the sound in the stone cave stopped abruptly, and returned to the eerie silence before.
Hong Yi patted his ears and head to sober himself up, and from the words of these primitive people, he finally knew why these primitive people called him a god.
There is a legend among the various human tribes in the flood that the gods will harness the thunder to descend, and he has incredible magical powers, which can protect the tribe from the invasion of fierce beasts, can bring endless food to the tribe, and can make the tribe extremely powerful.
And Hong Yi appeared with thunder and lightning!
"Can you harness thunder the same as being struck by lightning?" Hong Yi spit out an old groove in his heart.
However, Hong Yi is also very strange, he was struck by lightning, and it stands to reason that his body should be scorched, but now his body is whiter than white jade, and his skin is as soft as a baby, and he feels that he is very hot, not because the outside environment is very hot, but because there is a fire burning inside his body.
Hong Yi suppressed the heat of his body, and thought about it seriously, being a god in a primitive tribe sounds very tempting~ bewildering, but ...... He looked at his thin arms and legs, and then looked at the primitive man's big waist and round waist, his arms could run horses, and he had a figure of at least one meter nine when he stood upright, and shook his head decisively.
Are you kidding?
He has a few catties and a few taels, Hong Yi is clear, when it is really time for the beast to attack, it is not certain who will protect whom, once these primitive people find out that he is an impostor, he is afraid that he will really be boiled and eaten.
"Uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters, great nephews and great nieces...... I'm not a god, you're mistaken. ”
"You're riding the thunder! You are God! ”
"It was just an accident, I was struck by lightning, not by thunder!"
"You're riding the thunder! You are God! "Primitive people are a group of brainless people, and they can't pull back the eight-headed dragon that they recognize.
"I ......" Hong Yi was speechless, habitually scratching his head, pondering for a while, and asked: "The legend of God Wu can't say it, right?" ”
"God is the Lord of all things, God knows everything, God is omnipotent!" The primitive people shouted in unison, and the sound echoed in the stone cave, shaking the stone pot and stone bowl.
"Stop, stop, stop......" Hong Yi covered his ears, rolled his eyes, and shouted.
The sound in the stone cave stopped abruptly, and the eerie calm returned.
"The vocal cord structure of humans in this era is absolutely different from that of humans in the 21st century."
Hong Yi slowed down for a long time before he said weakly: "You can also see that I am weak, and I am not omnipotent, such as ......"
He subconsciously curled the thumb, index finger, ring finger and little finger of his right hand, straightened his middle finger, pointed to the top of the cave and said, "I want to open a door to the blue star there, I want to go home!" ”
The roof of the cave was unresponsive.
"Look!" Hong Yi spread his hands, "I'm neither strong nor omnipotent, so I definitely won't be ......"
Hong Yi's voice stopped abruptly, and a bright sunlight shone above him.