Hong Yi raised his head in a daze, and a door frame appeared on the top of the stone cave, with coiling dragon golden pillars on both sides, and a plaque on the upper threshold, with the word 'Blue Star' written on it.

Inside the doorframe is another world, with a sunny sky and a loquat garden on the ground, and a small two-story building...... It is the loquat garden and building of Hong Yi's family.

"Damn, the rain has finally stopped, and I won't have to eat soil next year."

Hong Yi's mood turned gloomy, but he quickly realized that now it seems, probably, should, maybe not be the time to pay attention to this, scratched his head, looked at the stunned big guys, and said with an innocent face: "This...... I say it's none of my business, do you believe me? ”

"Miracle ......"

"Kingdom of God ......"

"God ......"

The primitive people were awakened by Hong Yi's voice, and became more fanatical, and their whole bodies fell to the ground.

"It seems...... You won't believe it. ”

Hong Yi raised his head again, the space-time gate on the top of the cave slowly disappeared, but his heart set off a turbulent wave, as a young man born in the nineties who grew up in the novel, Hong Yi didn't know where he had encountered the legendary extremely small probability event.

Through!

And look at this look or wear it back and forth!

"Just now, I seemed to have raised my middle finger, and a space-time portal appeared on the top of the cave."

Hong Yi thought in his heart, and unconsciously did it in his hand, stretched out his right middle finger and pointed forward, and ...... Nothing has changed there.

"Incomplete? I said earlier, 'I'm going to open a portal to the Blue Star there.' ”

In the direction that Hong Yi pointed, the space was flooded with waves, and the disappearing gate of time and space suddenly appeared, as if it had been there since ancient times.

"So, do you want to add a password to your middle finger? Open the door of time and space! ”

Hong Yi's middle finger moved in another direction, and the space-time portal disappeared and appeared in the direction he was pointing.

"Space-time portal!"

"Open!"

……

After more than a dozen experiments, Hong Yi finally determined that he only needed to spit out the word 'open' in his mouth, and the gate of time and space would appear in front of the point of his middle finger.

"What is this? The legendary golden finger? It's all literal! ”

Hong Yi experimented again and again to open the door of time and space, and in the eyes of a group of primitive people, he was performing miracles, and they were even more convinced of the 'fact' that Hong Yi was a god.

All primitive people threw themselves on the ground, expressing their respect reverently.

Hong Yi scratched his head, a little overwhelmed in the face of these 'fools', in his cognition, the only people who are qualified to kowtow and bow down are their parents and ancestors, and nothing else, including heaven, earth, including the heavens and Buddhas.

"This ...... Rise up first. ”

"Do God's will!"

The primitive people drank like thunder, but Hong Yi felt that he could accept this decibel sound, and his body seemed to have become accustomed to it.

Looking at the primitive people who stood up and were still hunched over, Hong Yi's brows were squeezed into the word 'Sichuan', and their appearance looked like those traitors and lackeys who nodded and bowed their waists in the anti-Japanese drama.

The appearance of a group of muscle bumps that were two meters tall and whose arms were thicker than him made Hong Yi feel very uncomfortable.

"Straighten your knees! Straighten your back! Straighten your spine! Keep your head up! ”

I don't know where the strength and courage came from, Hong Yi let out a terrifying roar, he dared to swear, before this moment, he had never made such a loud sound.

The primitive people subconsciously followed Hong Yi's words.

"Think back to the things you are most proud of!"

Looking at the primitive people whose momentum changed from kowtow insects to wild beasts, Hong Yi felt that it was much more pleasing to the eye, and this was worthy of their bodies stronger than bears.

Hong Yi's expression became more serious and sacred, and he felt that it was his responsibility to let these good men know that there was gold under the men's knees.

"Remember, true respect is like that!" Hong Yi stood on the bed, raised his head and chested his abdomen, and gave a military salute, but he saluted with his right hand and grabbed the fur with his left hand to keep the fur from falling, which looked a little funny.

It's funny, but it doesn't affect Hong Yi, he feels that he has never had a moment so great as he is now.

"God doesn't need to be worshipped by the world!"

"Everything that asks you to bend your knees, bend your waist, bend your spine, and bow your head is an enemy! Don't say anything else about these things, just copy the guy and him! ”

After Hong Yi finished roaring, he pointed at the middle finger of his right hand and drank softly in his mouth: "Open!" ”

The gate of time and space appeared out of thin air, and Hong Yi stepped into the gate of time and space with his head held high.

The primitive people wanted to kneel, but remembering what Hong Yi said, they stood up straight and gave a military salute to Hong Yi, and at this moment a wonderful feeling arose in the hearts of all primitives, as if they could really be called "people" at this moment.

……

"It's hot! It's hot! ”

The door of time and space disappeared behind him, and Hong Yi immediately changed back to his original state, threw away the fur that wrapped his body, and danced on the balcony naked~ naked.

The cold wind of November blew on Hong Yi's body, and it couldn't make him feel the slightest coolness.

Hong Yi ran downstairs with a bang, twisted the faucet of watering the loquat tree and poured it on his head, but the cold and biting water was pouring on his body, and Hong Yi felt like he was drenching boiling water.

In the end, the heat was too much to bear, and Hong Yi jumped into the pond next to the house to store water.

"Comfortable!"

He lay on his back in the water with his limbs outstretched, his limbs and body submerged under the water, his head protruding from the water, and he fell into a groggy sleep.

"Ahh It's cold! ”

When the sun set, there was a scream in the loquat forest, Hong Yi jumped out of the pond with a roar, and the cold wind blew in the evening, he hit a chilling cicada, and hurriedly ran back to the house to rummage through the boxes and cabinets, and put on a dress that would not freeze to death in Antarctica.

After covering himself up, Hong Yi returned to the pond again, there was a disgusting layer of yellow~colored oil floating on the surface of the pond, and the fish in the pond were all floating on the surface of the water with white bellies.

"This is the legendary essence washing? But ......"

Looking at the pond where there were no living creatures, Hong Yi felt the deep malice of the world, this is no longer grown up eating poisoned milk powder, gutter oil, and hormone chickens, this is growing up eating arsenic, and he is very lucky that he can live to be twenty-five years old.

Feeling a little hot on his body, Hong Yi returned to the room, took off his hat and clothes, and walked into the bathroom, the water in the pond was not very clean, and the yellow oil stain made Hong Yi very disgusted, he was ready to take a bath.

"Ahh This...... This...... Don't! ”

In the full-length mirror of the bathroom, a bald donkey was reflected, its round bald head glittering in the light, comparable to a twenty-watt light bulb.

"I'm bald!"

"Got bald!"

"Bald!"

"It's over!"

……

"Wait! I'm bald, isn't that...... Got stronger? ”