"Brother System, please be normal, I can't hold back and want to vomit!" Because Zhong Yanguo was squatting on the edge of the flower bed, the girl's buttocks in front of him were like a thousand pounds, which made him a little out of breath!

The buttocks of the lady in front of her are trembling, but others are wearing shorts and camisoles unabashedly, which not only reveals the bucket-like big white thick legs, but also exposes the Michelin waist and arms!

System continues: Has this lady ever done cosmetic treatment!

"Nope!"

System prompt: It's not about communicating with me in your heart, it's about speaking out!

"Nope!" Zhong Hanguo replied.

The system asks: Why?

"The complexion of her face is almost the same as that of her hands and legs, and she is proportionately fat, not like she has been cosmetic and looks disproportionate!" Zhong Yanguo continued, "And in terms of her body shape and fat mass, the average beauty plastic surgeon would not dare to accept it if she gives a high price!" Because of her shape, even if she has beauty and plastic surgery, she can't maintain it for long, and for her complexion, there are no beauty items to do! ”

Of course, Zhong Yanguo said these things in a soft voice, and other people who passed by or stopped to look at the "big goal" with curiosity basically couldn't hear it.

System Prompt: Answer correctly! Looks like you've got some eyesight!

"Do you still use your eyes? A blind man can guess! Zhong Yanguo replied dissatisfiedly. It's okay to really observe a beauty, but I didn't expect Brother System to be so disgusting to himself.

"Uncle, take a picture for me!"

Without waiting for the system to continue to ask questions, the oversized lady in front of her turned around and politely invited Zhong Yanguo, who was sitting behind.

"Ugh!"

Faced with the invitation of the "super big" girl, Zhong Yanguo couldn't help but shiver excitedly, and didn't know how to answer for a while.

"I'm sorry, uncle, I didn't realize you couldn't see it!"

The oversized lady looked at Zhong Yanguo, who was wearing sunglasses and didn't know how to reply, and replied embarrassedly. The sun in the west is just behind the top of the cathedral, and there is no sunlight reflection in the area where Zhong Yanguo sits, and there is no need to wear sunglasses at all!

And the sunglasses worn by Zhong Yanguo are old-fashioned, and the oversized lady naturally thinks that Zhong Jianguo is a blind man wearing sunglasses from a person, and she is not as trendy as she is.

"It doesn't matter!" General Zhong Yanguo said with a plan. What the lady in front of her didn't know was that this pair of sunglasses was taken out by Brother System before he went out. The sunglasses look the same as the sunglasses worn by the blind people, but this one is a little different, that is, the person wearing the sunglasses can see the outside things the same as the things he usually sees without sunglasses, and can see more clearly!

"Uncle, my name is Romance!" The oversized lover saw that Zhong Yanguo's attitude was not bad, so he took the initiative to introduce himself. But it is more likely that Zhong Yanguo, who is wearing sunglasses, "can't see", and she has something to talk about in her heart.

"Your son is almost as old as me! If you haven't talked about girlfriends yet, can you introduce the two of us to each other? ”

Talking about love, she said confidently. In addition to her figure, her voice is quite soft. She used to be able to maintain a relationship with her boyfriend on the phone or WeChat voice for a long time, and her "boyfriend" also admired her a lot, but after the two parties met, the male ticket denied having contact with her on the spot, and immediately turned around and left!

She's a veritable light to death! And Zhong Yanguo in front of her is "invisible", and she is even more confident.

"Excuse me! My son is married! In the face of such a direct exchange, Zhong Yanguo immediately continued to refuse the plan. At the same time, he replied that his son was married, and in order to further block the relationship in front of him, he shifted the target to him.

However, the majestic and mighty lover in front of him still smiled and walked towards Zhong Yanguo and sat next to him.

"Uncle, I, Lori, like you as a son who is married and doesn't care, and is still single and has connotations!" Talking about love, he said softly in Zhong Yanguo's ear.

Zhong Yanguo also used his spare eyes to see the lover next to him, and his hands were still twisting and rubbing, just waiting for him to get into the trap!

Zhong Yanguo, who was so frightened that goosebumps fell to the ground, hurriedly asked, "Why do you think I'm single, my sons are married!" ”

"You can't see it, if you're not single, your aunt should be by your side and won't let you be alone!" It's not unreasonable to talk about love.

"My wife went to buy water, and she will pick me up in a while!" Zhong Yanguo pretended to be calm and said.

"Then I'll stay here with my uncle for a while, lest my uncle get lost!" Talking about love, kindly took care of him.

With such a careful mind, it seems that others came for themselves from the beginning! Faced with such a scary routine, Zhong Yanguo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat! Next, he didn't dare to answer, so he remained silent!

After a while, the lover broke the silence and said thoughtfully with a pun, "Uncle! Auntie has been gone for so long and hasn't come back! I'll accompany you, and I'll take good care of you later, so you won't be alone! ”

Faced with such a scene, Zhong Yanguo almost stood up and left, but at this time, a middle-aged couple who were a little anxious trotted over here, and shouted at the lover, "Hello, don't be naughty, let's go to dinner!" ”

Seeing that his parents were coming, Tan Lian hurriedly stretched out his hands and wanted to grab Zhong Yanguo's arm, but fortunately, Baba who was in love hurriedly blocked it, and Zhong Yanguo couldn't help but move to the side, which escaped Tan Lian's 'claws'.

"Baba, I'm going to fall in love with my uncle! He's almost ready to say yes! Reluctantly falling in love, she grabbed her baba and asked.

How could her baba 'ruthless' just drag her and go to the established route!

"Excuse me!" Ma Ma, who came over, was embarrassed to explain to Zhong Xianguo, "This child has been in love with a boy who looks a little mature before, but don't be that empathetic and don't fall in love, the negative man who doesn't think she is beautiful enough, and abandoned her." Later, she became a little self-defeating, not only overeating and eating herself like this, but also the uncle of your type came forward to greet and fall in love! ”

"I'm sorry!" Ma Ma, who was in love, apologized to Zhong Yanguo again, "Please don't take it to heart!" ”

"Well, it doesn't matter!" In the face of such a poor lover and mother, Zhong Yanguo naturally chose not to be like just now, "Hurry up and take care of your daughter!" ”

When the mother who was in love took it away, she took out several coins and a few ten-yuan bills and put them in a cardboard box in front of Zhong Yanguo. This cardboard box was kicked over by a lover who was a little excited when he saw Zhong Yanguo in front of him.

"Brother System, does the girl who fell in love just now still have any hope of becoming a beauty?" Looking at the distant love family, Zhong Yanguo couldn't help but ask the system.