Chapter 64: The system is color blind
Faced with the money left by his mother, Zhong Yanguo gladly accepted it. He is not greedy for the dozens of dollars in front of him, the impact and damage caused by his relationship just now on his heart is not something that can be made up for with such a little money, but with this cardboard box and the change inside, it is confirmed that Zhong Yanguo is a blind beggar begging here.
Who cares about the eyes and words of a blind beggar? Later, he will be able to look at all kinds of beauties without scruples, and talk nonsense!
Although Zhong Yanguo, who was wearing sunglasses and Zorro mask, looked relatively dry, his clothes and skin were also clean and neat, and there was no unpleasant smell on his body, but Zhong Yanguo's begging aura could be felt from afar, as long as he looked like a blind beggar! If you have an erhu in your hand, then it's the same as Ah Bing begging for a life in the world!
System prompt: The yellow flower girl took the initiative to stick you indifferent, no wonder you are still single!
"You can do it! You've called everyone else a beauty! Zhong Yanguo said complainingly. Brother System is obviously a person who thinks about small things, anyway, it has nothing to do with him, he has nothing to do with himself, he was under a lot of pressure just now, especially when he sat next to him, rubbing his hands around and dragging him at any time, and her father was one step late, and his name was lost!
System prompt:It's a pity that I don't have a male body.,Even if you want to go up, it's for you, the host!
"Stop, it's important to hurry up and get down to business, otherwise, the sun will go down completely, and we won't be able to observe the beauties, and we will have sharp eyes!" Zhong Yanguo saw that Brother System was an authentic smoldering bag, so he hurried back to business.
System prompt: Did the beautiful aunt who walked by in front of you have a plastic surgery?
Looking at the aunt with yellow-dyed curly hair fluttering and heavy makeup flying in front of her, Zhong Yanguo still replied with a little vomit: "The temples are fuller, the skin on the face is firmer, it is estimated that there will be a hyaluronic acid injection and botulinum toxin injection microplastic surgery!" ”
The industry in which he studied abroad and worked was the plastic surgery industry, so Zhong Yanguo's theoretical knowledge in plastic surgery is quite solid.
System prompt: Answer correctly, it seems that you are not in vain abroad! What about this shoulder-length short-haired aunt in front of you?
"She didn't have a cosmetic surgery, she has a fair complexion, looking at her elegant steps, she should be a pampered master, and she usually takes good care of herself!"
System Prompt: You're watching!
"Hey!"
When a breeze blows, the bangs of the short-haired aunt float up, revealing a red birthmark on the side of the temple - hemangioma! Faced with the sudden picture, Zhong Yanguo was still shocked, and added, "This aunt once had a laser hemangioma, but because it couldn't be removed, there was still a faint scar left locally!" ”
System Prompt: Answer correctly! What about the fairy sister in front of you?
Looking at the sister with convex breasts and round hips in front of him, Zhong Yanguo thought that the aesthetics of the system were a little more normal this time, but when he took a closer look, the sister in front of him not only had a convex chest and round hips, but also thick and round legs and waist, the point was that there were still a lot of pimples on her face, and she was wearing thick makeup, with single eyelids and small eyes, her mouth was actually painted with translucent lipstick, which made her look like a cherry mouth, and the gap with her big round face was also gone!
Nima! Where is this sister, isn't it just a Japanese female sumo wrestler? was also said to be a fairy sister by the system brother!
"Brother System, your aesthetics are normal, I suspect that you are colorblind!" Zhong Yanguo complained to the system.
System prompt: As the ugliest and most awesome plastic surgery master in the universe in the future, how can you not tolerate beautiful women in your eyes! In the eyes of plastic surgery masters, as long as she is a woman, she is a beauty, even if she is not a beauty, you can turn her into a beauty!
Without waiting for Zhong Jianguo to refute, the system presented the current no-makeup picture of "Fairy Sister" in Zhong Yanguo's mind.
"Brother System, if you still don't let me live, I'll look at her makeup now." Zhong Yanguo couldn't stand it and begged for mercy.
Without waiting for Zhong Yanguo to vomit, the system continued to prompt: This is the fairy sister, the body after the whole body exercise to remove fat!
This is the appearance of the fairy sister after the jaw bone shaving!
This is the effect of the fairy sister's eyes after the corners of her eyes are widened!
This is the effect of the facial thread lifting!
……
This is the result of liposuction and a full set of facial plastic surgery!
With the picture shown by the system brother, Zhong Yanguo became more and more surprised, and in the back, this fairy sister was really changed to be as beautiful as a fairy by the system evaluation!
Although it looks pleasing to the eye, Zhong Yanguo still feels that something is wrong! So, he looked at the "fairy sister" in reality again, and said unflatteringly, "Is the fairy sister after your beauty assessment and transformation still her?" I was so unrecognizable by you that I can't see that the fairy sister you show now is the same person as the so-called fairy sister I see now! ”
"It seems that you are really colorblind - insensitive to beauty!"
System prompt: Eighteen changes in the female college, don't you know? Beauty is everywhere, it's just that you lack a pair of glasses to discover! In particular, you want to become the ugliest but most awesome plastic surgeon in the universe, your vision must be different from ordinary people, in addition to seeing the defects of her current appearance, you also want to see the picture of her becoming a beauty under your beauty and plastic surgery, and use your ability to turn decay into magic in the future to foresee the future of beauty!
Although Brother System said that it was reasonable, Zhong Yanguo still couldn't help but complain silently in his heart - Brother System was obviously blind! Even if you want to say that someone else is a fairy sister, it is after realizing the plastic surgery and beauty project shown earlier!
System prompt: Back to business, has this fairy sister ever had beauty surgery?
"After the whole thing, the temples have been injected with hyaluronic acid, and now this face looks more rounded, otherwise, it looks like a fight with the gourd baby!"
System Prompt: Answer correctly! It seems that the host's study abroad is not in vain!
"Of course!" Zhong Yanguo said proudly, "I am also the No. 1 plastic surgery major in the United States, and I have worked there for two years!" ”
System prompt: Don't be nervous, how about the beautiful white-collar workers who came over?
Looking at the slender and well-dressed white-collar workers in front of him, Zhong Yanguo felt that Brother System's aesthetics were finally a little more normal.
"Had a rhinoplasty and artificial dimples!"
System Prompt: Answer correctly! What about the little girl in front of you?
……
Zhong Yanguo is sitting here with the system asking and answering questions like this!
A slightly attentive passer-by saw Zhong Yanguo wearing sunglasses and talking to himself here, but he was obviously pitiful and non-aggressive, and there was a cardboard box with change in front, and the aunt and uncle who passed by naturally thought that Zhong Yanguo was a poor beggar who was blind, so from time to time someone threw change into the cardboard box in front of Zhong Yanguo's eyes.
Since Zhong Yanguo's main focus is to look at the beauties in front of him and answer Brother System's questions, he didn't care! When the training time given to him by the system had passed, and his stomach rebelled, he realized that the cardboard box in front of him was already full of all kinds of small bills!
"Knowing I'm hungry, bring me money to eat?" Facing the banknotes in front of him, Zhong Yanguo couldn't help but suspect that well-wishers were all over the street, "Or do you think I'm a poor beggar?" ”
A little surprised, Zhong Yanguo looked at a lot of small bills in front of him at first and didn't know what to do, although it was unearned, but it couldn't be put here like this!
When he took off his sunglasses and was about to go to pack the money in the box, passers-by began to sigh!
"It turned out to be a pretending to be blind! These days, even begging is the same as a drama spirit! ”
"Even if you cheat us out of your money, you can actually deceive our kindness and expression!"
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The passers-by who had "charity" in front wanted to turn around and get their money back, but because they only gave one or two yuan, they were embarrassed to reach out!
Hearing such a discussion, Zhong Yanguo was also embarrassed, and wanted to explain, but felt a little redundant. Because the more you explain these years, the more it looks like a cover-up, but it is being portrayed more and more blackly by others!
That is, at an embarrassing moment of hesitation, a real beggar in ragged clothes but still clean strode in front of Zhong Yanguo's eyes and snatched the box of money from the handout.
"How do you rob someone else's money?"
"I opened this place, I threw this box, if you want to retreat all your body, leave it to beg for money!" The beggar in front of him said domineeringly.
"This is a public area, and the money is not something you begged for, how can you rob it, I'm going to call the police!" But without waiting for Zhong Yanguo to take out his mobile phone, he found that the person who robbed the money in front of him was a familiar face.
"How are you?"
The two of them were surprised in unison.